#Tsams Cat Fathers

[boilsyouroil]

Dumb shit me and my friends said in our group chat but as incorrect quotes; tsams edition

TW// ab#se mention , 9/11 joke , alcoh#l mention

Bloody: I have the best abusive biological father ever

Lunar: w h a t

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Eclipse: twin towers × plane 🤭

"Virus" Ruin: I ship

Eclipse: it's so good a ship that people died

"Virus" Ruin: I just realized I missed a pun opportunity. I should have said "I plane" instead of "I ship"

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*The lights go out*

Solar: power be gone

Moon: yup

Sun: *screams in the other room*

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Monty: And then Sun just whispered into my ear "Autistic kids are spicier than neurotypical kids"

Earth: What :D...

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Sun, over text: YOU HAVNE NO PROOFF THAT I AM THE CUKPRIT

Moon: There is a bottle of wine at the crime scene.

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Lunar: Dad jokes with Monty have evolved, I'm now resurrecting Eclipse to make him shut up

Sun: Please don't-

Eclipse, climbing out of the floorboards: Ok who's being a fucking bitch-

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Solar: bai keybor

Sun: *Launches the keyboard at one of his cats* I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME-

Moon: Amazing prediction. Is the cat okay, Sun?

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Eclipse: today was the most baddest fucking day of my fucking life... I got stuck in the fucking portal 😭

Sun: Writing's not that easy, but-

Moon: Are- Are you okay Eclipse..?

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Solar: I just threw up all over myself.. what the fuck, man!?

Moon: Go lay down, I'll come over and clean it up.

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Creator: I am shitting as we speak

Earth: *Hangs up, gags*

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Earth: Your royal gaynesses

Monty: Which one is the most royal?

Eclipse: Obviously m-

Solar: *Smacks him*

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Monty: I identify as a walrus and my pronouns are fuck/you

Lunar: Fuck you too, buddy.

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Eclipse: Monty, shut the fuck up before I hop on my tricycle and ascend to war on your precious lizard children-

Monty: Eclipse, I will bash your skull in and boil your brains before taking a beartrap to your bolts and scissors to your feet.

Moon: Jesus H.. I live with dumbasses

[xaloncat]

!!PLEASE READ!!

Hello there I am xalon, your friendly neighborhood certified silly dude and father to around 110 people

Here's some info you might wanna know bout me

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Starting off with basics

I am a minor! [Won't be specific on age but let's say somewhere around 13-16] I have ADHD (and suspected Dyslexia) I'm Transmasc, Pansexual and on the ace spectrum (questioning cupiosexual) I use He/They so please no feminine pronouns, Also I tend to use parentheses, tag tones and end my posts with some form of 'lol'. Just a habit of mine idk

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Policy on ~communications~

If you are my mutual, feel free to reach out! I get anxious about starting conversations but I'm happy to receive dms, asks ect from mutuals :)

I'm also fine with getting asks from non mutuals, but if you aren't my mutual, please do not dm me. That's my boundary and I hope you can respect that.

I also do not mind if you vent when talking to me. My entire branding is being my followers' father, and it spawned from me wanting to just be there and comfort some of my younger friends! If you need to vent I don't mind if it's to me, though I will say I'd prefer if only or mostly mutuals did so as I struggle with interacting with people I don't know well.

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DNI LIST! [oh boy this is gonna be longgg]

Queer/LGBTphobic people (homophobic, transphobic aphobic ect) || Zoophiles|| Proshippers || Solar-Moon Shippers || Abelists || Right Wingers || Racists + Xenophobes || Anti Furs||

On the contrary, this is a safe place for almost everyone not included (almost cuz I might have forgot some stuff) but especially LGBTQ+ People, Therians, Furries and people on the autism spectrum and other forms of neurodivergency :)

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Interests!

- TSAMS/The Sun And Moon Show

- Starter Squad

- Lego Monkey Kid

- Welcome To Dreamworld

- Lego Ninjago (first hyperfixation check)

- KinitoPet

- Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss

- Percy Jackson

- Warrior Cats

- Wings Of Fire

- Dragon Adventures on roblox, I'm only a little obsessed (<-- me when I lie)

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Follower Count - 26 (rookie numbers I know)

Birthday - May 9th :D

Art Requests? - Open on my sideblog (@xalons-emote-shop)

Art trades - Open!

Commissions - Closed

Fanart policy - Always feel free to! Mutual or not I adore fanart. No NSFW or suggestive art please but otherwise, art Refs are on my unvale, go ahead and draw my blorbos :D

My mutuals :3

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Gonna start doing blog spesific tags, here they are :D

Art Tag - #Xalons Art

Reblog Tag - #Bowtie Reblogs

Ref Sheet Tag - #Xalon Art Refs

Ask Tag - #Ask Jumpscare

Fanart Tag - #Hehe Fanart :3

Text Only Posts Tag - #Xalon Rambles

Vent Tag- #Xalon venting

Posts Past midnight Tag - #Xalon Get Some Sleep

(Warning - tags don't work at the moment, trying to fix them)

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Other Links!

Youtube (I post animatics and timelapses here!)

Toyhouse (OC info also, Abandoned for now)

Cardd (Extra Info :D)

Unvale (OC info WIP adding all characters)

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[mothytheghost]

I came up with the most silliest TSAMS au where if the portal exploded and Sun and Moon ended up in a different universe where Fazbear entertainment never existed and their creator never created Sun and Moon. They ended up where the Daycare was supposed to be but it was a country area instead.

Characters:

Katie is a little girl who found Sun and Moon in her backyard after her dog Oswald barked at them. She is kind and a sweet little girl that let Sun and Moon ïn despite her father said they should be in the dumps. She likes Sun and Moon and likes to be around them. Even though it's hard for them to fit in their home because of how small the trailer is. But they sleep at the table.

Oswald is a Dalmatian that is kind but can attack any danger. Sun is a bit Scared of Oswald. But later they become best friends. He's just not use to dogs because he had a cat. He was named after Kate's favourite character to give him good luck.

Roger is kates dad. He has a heart for his daughter as a single father. But gets mad easily when something goes wrong. Living in a Trailer isn't easy for them really. He is fine a bit with Sun but doesn't like Moon for talking back a lot. Especially when Moon points out the mistreatment of Rogers daughter. He is a childcare animatronic after all so watch it.

In the au Moon can communicate with Solar well. But Solar has to fix the portal to get them back. Though he has to avoid being seen by Ruin and Blood Moon since this is where the timeline is rn.

Sorry I live for Robots being random Dads to human children.

Also Kate gives Sun and Moon therapy jdjdjdks

[amphiptere-art]

The colored refs for red blue and black are finished!

At some point there will be a notes ref that I will post. But for now you can see these guys in full color. Plus I kept the size chart lines behind them. So you can tell how tall they are. (Also little stick figure for Frankie the cat)

Blue Moon of course you guys have seen before. But I'm posting the ref again anyways so they can be in a nice little package.

Sun and Moon are both here. Moon in his workspace attire. Looking like he just got off of work, and sun still living the jester life but with baggy arm warmers and the bells on his arms instead of his wrists.

You then have the too therapists available. Old lunar, who I have not talked about much but essentially is TSAMS lunar who has gone through all the trauma and knows the pain. And then you have golden. The Gold Old Grandpa bear who is there to help with Blue Moon's hunger spikes and a place to hide.

You then have the elusive computer. Who all you really need to know is the face. The father to Blue Moon and the one who regrets his programming.

[rbb-travels-of-the-cube]

RBB travels of the cube.

Current event:

Stop ya silly siren!

As of current Blue Moon is exploring stop ya silly siren. A magical fantasy seafaring world. We're sirens, krakens, and sea serpents exist. Join Captain Eclipse and his first mate Sun as they try to explore the sea. Solving the mystery of their mysterious navigator Moon and the siren that seems to follow their ship wherever they go.

Learn more about the world of stop ya silly siren by asking questions. Blue Moon is going to be stuck here for a total of 2 weeks and 4 days. Meaning that every five asks there will be a jump between days. Making sure Blue Moon has to live out the time stuck on the ship.

The characters you can ask during this event are.

Blue Moon

Captain Eclipse

First mate Sun

Navigator Moon

The siren?

Other pirates and fellows you meet on your way.

If you want to learn more about the general red blue and black AU, look down below.

In a world where tsams Eclipse never emerged Sun was taken over by his kill code instead, causing him to become irritable. Moon noticing this decided to also recheck his code. Realizing that his kill code is also emerging attempted to make AI in order to suppress it.

One of these AI only known to him as red moon (Blood Moon) failed because it was too aggressive. The other known as suncopy (lunar) also failed due to a loving nature. He threw them in the computer as failed experiments. The computer deciding he would take the issue into his own hands crafted this universes Eclipse. Who goes by the universal name Blue Moon.

One day a small mysterious cube floats on by and decides to make eclipse its host. Causing the poor bot to sporadically teleport to different universes much to their his brother's distaste.

Despite Eclipse's best efforts moons kill code soon took over. The star was unfortunately "lost" and so there was no way to reset the damage. Eclipse has to do damage control while also being thrown around the different universes.

Join Eclipse (Blue Moon) on his many adventures throughout the universes as he also tries to take care of his brothers.

Characters.

Eclipse/Blue Moon- is a hybrid of a blood moon and lunar AI. Is highly proficient in rune magic. A due to his blood moon programming being only built within the coding he is hungry for metal, oil, and other animatronics. Has a speech impediment. Best friend with golden Freddy.

The Sun- was taken over by his kill code. Switches between acting very sun like to very TSAMS Eclipse like. Still suffers from anxiety.

The Moon- taken over by his kill code. Can retain a somewhat level head but gets very animalistic around his property. Never learned magic and instead when more into tech.

Golden- Golden Freddy taught Blue Moon all the magic he knows. Good friend of Blue Moon. Acts his friend therapist. Loyal and knows how to get around Blue Moon's problems.

The computer- is moon's computer but has a lot more freedom. Is technically Blue Moon's adoptive father. Is constantly trying to think of a way to reverse the kill code.

Old lunar- is a lunar from another universe that blue moon will frequent. Is an actual therapist. Tries to soothe blue moons worries and get him to express them.

Frankie the cat- Sun's therapy cat. Is good kitty.

The many many many many other characters you will meet through the universe travels.

I am not going to name them all. But I will list the universes we have visited.

Rusted Wheels.