#UPDATE: forgot the goddamn necklaces

[psychmerchant]

i made a card for neo and i’m just so pleased with it, i had to show it off

[no-entry-system]

I got to try whiskey the other week. I visited Mom and she was telling me about getting our license updated due to my.. 21st birthday coming up. Christ Almighty. I actually did this drawing before that happened, though. I'm just realizing I forgot my necklace in this one.

This was just... an interaction I had with Razlo yesterday. I was not expecting to come to front to hear that sort of thing, especially at 5 in the Goddamn morning... Typically, I just watch the news, which we thankfully switched over to after his video was over.

This ome was just based on an outfit I bought. The shirt actually has a bunch of floral patterns on it and is extremely comfortable. Red was mad I kept all the buttons undone. Not pictured was a new pair of boots I got, too.

[whomst-art-thou-whomst-whomst]

Texts from the Lost Tomb part 6.1

🎶 Back on the bullshit I never got off🎶

Is this another unnecessary story arc?? With three sections??

Yes.

Wushanju Crew Chat

Wang Meng: You know, I’m someone who appreciates consistency in my day. My life is pleasant, very few issues indeed if you ignore the big ones. And yet. Yet here we are. With unresolved messes at the end of a day.

Wang Pangzi: SOMETHIN YOU NEED TO SAY MARY POPPINS

Wang Meng: We need to talk about Huo Daofu and the glittery bead curtain.

Wang Pangzi: MY FAVE TEEN WIZARD SERIES

Wu Xie: did you turn on that suggested word thingy lol

What glittery bead curtain

Wang Meng: I closed the shop at 6:00pm this evening on the dot. I locked all of the doors in and out of the shop very carefully, especially in light of recent events. The hall leading to the back office was empty. I filed the day’s paperwork, updated and sent emails, and then spent an extra hour organizing receipts and dusting. When I came back out, there were glittery iridescent bead curtains over the front entrance to the shop.

What could this mean?

Wu Xie: uh that you need to spend less time at work?

Wang Pangzi: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT ONE FOR THE DETECTIVES. THE MYSTERY OF THE BEDAZZLED THRESHOLD COMMENCES

Wu Xie: I think we can be relatively secure in thinking a glittery bead curtain isn’t a hostile threat

Wang Pangzi: SAYS YOU

I REMEMBER YE OLDE EXPLORATION TIMES HOW FAST THINGS GOT FURIOUS

BEANBAG CHAIRS SET AFLAME AND LEFT ON DOORSTEPS AS A WARNING

GLITTERBOMBS FOR DAYS

PANIC AT THE DISCO

Wang Meng: Ugh, forget it. I should have just taken them down, regardless of who they belong to.

Zhang Qiling: They are not mine.

Wang Pangzi: A BOLD STATEMENT COMING FROM OUR PRIME SUSPECT

SOMEONE QUICK GO DRAW CHALK AROUND THE DOORWAY TO MARK THE SCENE OF THE CRIME

Wang Meng: Do we know anyone who *would* sneak in and put those up? For whatever reason, legal or not? Even as a joke?

Wang Pangzi: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING WHETHER WE KNOW ANYONE WHO IS CHAOTIC, AN OUTLAW, A PRANKSTER AND/OR SNEAKS INTO PLACES

BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN OUR SUSPECT LIST IS LITERALLY EVERYONE WE KNOW EXCEPT FOR YOU.

Wu Xie: okay let’s think about this; for starters, I didn’t break into my own shop

Wang Meng: You would be in danger of doing some work in the process, that’s true.

Wang Pangzi: LOL

Wu Xie: ANYWAY let’s keep going. For example, Xiao Ge would only break in somewhere for a good reason. Xiao Ge, did you do this?

Zhang Qiling: No.

Wu Xie: okay who’s next

Wang Pangzi: YOU REALLY MISSED YOUR CALLING IN INTERROGATION TIANZHEN

REALLY PUT THE SCREWS TO HIM

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE;)

Zhang Qiling: How can we be certain *you* didn’t do it?

Wang Meng: Admittedly that was my guess, too.

Wang Pangzi: WOW I SEE HOW IT IS

BLAME PANGZI AS USUAL

ANYWAY HOW DOES HUO DAOFU FIT INTO THIS

Wu Xie: Oh yeah him! Oops I got distracted

Wang Pangzi: UR ENTIRE HISTORY IN A NUTSHELL

Wu Xie: Ugh fuck off

Wang Meng what abt Huo Daofu??

Zhang Qiling: ?

Wu Xie: oh sorry xiaoge I didn’t realize you wouldn’t have spent much time around him last year

He and I go way back

Zhang Qiling: Way back where?

Babysitters Club Chat

Wang Pangzi: I CANNOT BELIEVE HE IS BUYING YOUR INNOCENT ACT

IF YOU EVER TURN TO EVIL WE ARE FUCKED

Zhang Qiling: ?

Wang Pangzi: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO HUO DAOFU IS

YOU WERE EXTREMELY POLITE AND BORDERLINE FRIENDLY TOWARDS HIM

Zhang Qiling: I wanted him to feel welcome. I wanted to be sure he understands he has a place here. A specific place.

Wang Pangzi: FOR A SILENT GUY YOU ARE A MASTER AT SUBTLE POWER PLAYS IM ALL TINGLY

LMAO THE IDEA OF WU XIE LEAVING YOU FOR HUO DAOFU IS HILARIOUS AND ALSO NOPE

Zhang Qiling: Rationally, I understand that.

Main Chat

Wang Meng: Huo Daofu is coming for the weekend—didn’t Wu Xie tell you? Wu Xie asked me to check in a week ahead so we could start getting ready for his arrival

Wu Xie: oh yeah I did do that

Wang Meng: Fortunately I know you and so I already went ahead and took care of everything.

Re: the trip

He made a deal with Wu Xie’s doctor that he would do periodic checkups on him here at Wushanju

Bc Wu Xie hates being in the hospital

And frankly the hospital hates him too

Wang Pangzi: FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT LOL

I FORGOT HUO DAOFU WAS DOING THAT

A VERY CHIVALROUS GESTURE

WOULDNT YOU SAY

XIOAGE

Zhang Qiling: Is it safe for him to be here with a criminal loose on the premises?

Wu Xie: Right, back to the curtain! Let’s focus on the curtain, hmm?

Wang Pangzi: I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS WEEKEND.

ALSO WE CAN RULE OUT XIAO BAI FOR THE CURTAIN SHE JUST SENT A SELFIE FROM NORWAY COVERED IN GREEN SLIME WITH ZERO CONTEXT, UR PROTEGE INDEED

Wu Xie: okay but who else would do something so oddly charming yet illegal and—wait.

Snake Eyes Chat

Wu Xie: hey, Glasses hasn’t been in touch lately right?

Li Cu: uh nope

Unless u count the outdated memes

Why, is money or Xie Yuchen missing

Or is this curtain related, I saw Wang Meng’s tweet

Wu Xie: haha no nothing to worry about really

(I mean maybe? but who knows)

Wang Meng is probably just getting a little paranoid in his old age

Li Cu: better than getting reckless and stupid as hell in ur old age

Wu Xie: …hey:(

Unknown Number: Li Cu, we discussed this.

Wu Xie: ????????

Li Cu: *sigh* fine, reckless and stupid as heck

Unknown Number: …close enough.

Wu Xie: EXCUSE who is that

Madame, Sir, Non-Binary Tree Spirit, etc—whomst the fuck

Are you

Li Cu is underage FYI

So Im staying on this chat

Li Cu: okay first of all, it’s not like that

Second of all I’m literally not underage I s2g

u threw the embarrassing surprise bday party, okay so u should remember

And C, that’s my counselor and I invited her. She wanted to meet u and I knew u wouldn’t agree to a visit so I added her to our chat

we have been discussing u

Wu Xie: Oh wow!!!!!!!

What a surprise:)

hi so nice to meet you:)

Main Chat:

Wu Xie: RED FUCKING ALERT

FUCK THE CURTAIN FUCK THE VISIT

IVE BEEN TRICKED INTO FAMILY THERAPY BY A SMUG TEENAGER WHO TEXTS UNKNOWN NUMBERS

Wang Meng: I assume that means something to someone here?

Not my problem? Good.

Wang Pangzi: AHAHAHA GOD I LOVE LI CU

HES LIKE ADORABLE KARMA FOR ALL THE SHIT YOUVE PUT ME THROUGH

IM RAISING HIS ALLOWANCE

Wu Xie: wait i give him an allowance

has he been collecting on two allowances??

Zhang Qiling: Three. I knew about both of yours.

Snake Eyes Chat

Wu Xie: so uh may I ask your name?

Unknown Number: you can call me Ms. Lee.

Now, if you’re comfortable talking in this format, why don’t you tell me how things have been going?

Wu Xie: oh everything is normal and fine and safe as usual, why do you ask:)

Li Cu: I heard about ur necklace thing. nice of you to NOT mention it.

another dangerous adventure. again. prick.

Ur lucky your cool boyfriend cares about you so much or you’d have already died like ten years ago

Wu Xie: lol try twenty years ago

Li Cu: That isn’t funny.

Unknown Number: …What?

Wu Xie: shit ur right, okay that was a bit glib, my apologies.

…I use humor as a coping mechanism?

Unknown Number: and Li Cu, how do you feel about that?

Li Cu: he doesn’t even know what that phrase means

He doesn’t cope, like ever

In fact

It’s kind of why we met

Which is a funny story in retrospect tbh

Wu Xie: haha what are you talking about sweetie hahaha need I remind you of certain anecdotes that could idk send me to jail maybe lmao

Unknown Number: …You know, perhaps an in-person meeting might be more effective?

Wu Xie: haha such a nice idea but why

Main Chat

Wu Xie: If I go to jail, I’ll have to create alliances for protection, right, that’s how it works on tv

Who do we know who spends time in jail

Other than Hei Yangjing, he’s only ever there for like 12 hours and i suspect he just gets himself arrested bc he enjoys the breaking out process

Also how’s the curtain case coming along

Zhang Qiling: Has someone threatened you?

Wu Xie: well not yet but soon I’m sure

Wang Pangzi: WHERE WAS THIS PARANOIA WHEN WE GOT TAKEN TO THE TEA HOUSE HUH

Snake Eyes Minus Your Fucking Therapist Chat

Li Cu: okay how tf did u pull off spy and undercover shit

u are sus as hell

Wu Xie: damn son is it pick on Wu Xie night

I missed the flyers or I would’ve invited my uncles

Also re: the curtain it’s been mostly solved

Li Cu: I’m not your son, idiot.

Wu Xie: …oh. Sorry, sorry, you’re right, bad choice of words, haha

Forget i said anything

Delete this chat even

Li Cu: shit I meant

Legally, biologically, I meant—

shit

…I turn into an asshole as a coping mechanism?

Wu Xie: oh that’s all okay! I have to go do something else now let me know if you need anything okay kid thanks!

Li Cu: goddamn it calm down who’s the kid here

lemme organize my thoughts so I can articulate my emotions fuckin healthily or w/e

Ugh maybe for like one afternoon we could go to Ms. Lee together? She knows how to word stuff

Wu Xie: uh…okay.

Li Cu: Anyway you don’t need to worry abt jail

As if you would survive prison for one day you’d piss off half the place in like an hour or less

I gave Ms. Lee the heavily edited version of the desert highway to hell roadtrip and i discussed it more in terms of like “nightmarish but still wouldn’t take any of it back”

Well maybe the sand

that shit was everywhere

Wu Xie: oh kiddo. It’s fine, really…You don’t have to explain yourself to me.

Li Cu: no, no it’s just

I do technically have a dad

who is an asshole. Being a son doesn’t really mean shit to me bc it sucked.

So you need to stop backing down just cuz ur guilty abt stuff. I’m really really glad ur not my dad in a good way. Do u get what I mean there

Where’s the mafia widower I followed into hell, huh

Wu Xie: Ur a good kid, despite my influence. I’m really glad you have someone to talk to after everything I…after everything. Wow this talking through feelings thing is kind of weird but nice ur right

Jfc no wonder it took me and xiaoge so long to—you know what, we won’t get into that

Li Cu: ew tmi

Also re: this week’s recent necklace fuckery

I moved my stuff here, I live here now

So you can’t die anymore

Or else…Idk I don’t have a threat planned

anyways abt the curtain

Wu Xie: oh my god, kid…kid you have no idea

I am in tears.

Li Cu: see this is why I can’t be nice to you I can sense the hallmark channel from here

Ugh don’t be sad in ur room that’s dumb

Go hug Pangzi or something

Maybe delete this chat

Or the curtain thing

Focus on the curtain thing

Just stfu and go away

Wu Xie: <3 screenshotting this <3

Li Cu: I take back everything I said. This is why Xiao Ge sleeps on the roof. I hope the ghosts of the Wangs put up that curtain to strangle you somehow. Go die in a stupid way, it’ll suit you.

Wu Xie: lol don’t worry I’m not gonna embarrass you with it or anything

Main Chat

Wu Xie: omg guys look how cute my kid is *sending screenshot*

Wang Pangzi: I MEAN

HE IS WISHING YOU DEATH

BUT SURE

CUTE I GUESS

Wu Xie: no but read the whole thing:):):)

Zhang Qiling: It is indeed very hard to remain angry with you. And you are welcome to join me on the roof.

Wang Pangzi: UH NOPE

NOT WHENI HAD TO BLEACH THE COUNTER IN THE KITCHEN

DONT TRAUMATIZE THE EARLY BIRDS THEYRE ALREADY FREAKED OUT BY U YA HOODIE CRYPTID

Wu Xie: ok true but babe ur like a sexy cryptid

Wang Meng: so, are we just accepting that there is a glittery curtain of unknown origin, and Huo Daofu is going to have to see it while he’s waiting for you at Wushanju bc you’re going to family therapy?

Wu Xie: right

Wang Pangzi: SHOULDA TAKEN EARLY RETIREMENT HUH

Wang Meng: I’m going to go dust something.

Unnamed Chat:

Unknown number: so the curtain…

Unknown number 2: yep, not my best work but I kinda panicked last minute u know

Unknown number: what is in the water at Wushanju that makes everyone dumb and attractive

Unknown number 2: relax they’ll figure it out

[drmmyrs]

Dropped (Becca x MC)

So.. this is my first fic ever. Just finished with the freshman series and just thought I’d give it a shot. Planning to do fics of Queen B once I mined enough diamonds to actually read the book. Planning to do a Part 2 but I dunno let’s see. Let me know what you guys think and I’d really appreciate feedback/constructive criticism. Hope you enjoy and if not, thanks for reading anyways :))

Pairing: Becca x MC (Emily)

Word Count: 934

Warnings: Some swearing

Emily called Becca for the 10th time and, again, it went straight to her voicemail. She took out the wrapped gift from her bag and twiddled with the jewelry box. Becca had said numerous times that she doesn't need expensive and flashy things, Emily by her side is more than enough. But Emily decided as soon as she saw the longing in Becca's eyes when looking at the expensive necklace, that she has to get Becca the jewelry, even if it means living off of instant ramens and McDermots for a while. — Emily and Becca found themselves inside a jewelry store during one of their shopping dates.

"You see something you like?"

Becca turned her gaze to Emily and slowly walked towards her. She took Emily's hands with hers and gently lifted them up to her lips.

"When you're with me, I always do." Emily then knew that the girl holding her hand is now in charge of holding her heart. For better or worse. — It had almost been an hour of Emily waiting for Becca at this fancy restaurant to celebrate their one-year anniversary. As if sensing her distress, the waitress approached Emily and asked if she was expecting her company any time soon.

"Just a few minutes more, maybe she'll show up soon," Emily said, holding on to the single thread of hope that remained. Maybe she just got caught up in class, she thought, even though she knew that Becca's classes should have ended hours ago.

The waitress looked at her with sympathy. "I'm sorry, honey. If she made you wait for an hour, maybe she's not worth a minute more."

"It's supposed to be our one-year anniversary," Emily mumbled. "I'm sorry. I'll just go." She got out of the restaurant before she can embarrass herself further.

As Emily arrived at their apartment, she sat at the table, resting her head on her hands, pushing back thoughts that something bad might have happened to Becca. An hour later, Emily heard the door open. She quickly stood up and approached Becca.

"Where were you?"

"Why? I was with Chloe. We were studying for an upcoming exam," Becca said nonchalantly.

Emily balled up her fists, anger taking over her body. "Well, do you wanna know where I was?"

"Not really. But fine, please indulge me," Becca said sarcastically as she walked across the room to get a glass of water.

"I fucking waited for an hour at the restaurant. I looked like a fucking idiot, Becca!" Emily said, biting back the tears that were threatening to spill.

"What were you doing there anyway?" Becca asked as she chugged the glass of water.

Silence

"Oh shit, that's today? Sorry, I forgot." Becca said in such a calm manner that just managed to anger Emily more.

"I reminded you yesterday. I texted you about that earlier today." Emily's teeth were grinding.

"My phone was off the whole day. Look, sorry, I'm tired. Can we talk about this in the morning?"

Emily stared at her incredulously.

"It's our one-year anniversary, Becca! Is that what you're only gonna say?" The anger in Emily's voice now replaced with pain.

Becca snapped. "Oh, sorry. How about, I'm so fucking happy that I've spent one year with you nagging me?!"

"Nagging?-

Emily smelled the hint of alcohol on Becca.

-are you drunk?"

"We might have had a few drinks. Listen, we'll talk in the morning. I can't handle you shouting right now." Becca started retreating to the bedroom.

"I have every right to be mad Becca, you forgot our anniversary and didn't even bother to update me! And it's not just even that. Lately, you've always been spending time with your new friend like I don't even exist!" Emily's voice was breaking.

Becca stops, looks back at Emily momentarily, and then continues her way to the bedroom, shutting the door without uttering a single word.

Emily stared at the closed door, still hoping that this was just some kind of mean joke. That when she opens the door, Becca will be waiting with open arms. I'm kidding babe, of course I didn't forget. Smiling that goddamn smile that always managed to ease all her pains and worries even on her worst days. The smile that promised love and forever. It's you and me against the world, babe.

But she knew deep down that nothing like that is gonna happen. What hurt her the most were not Becca's remarks, it's not even the fact that Becca forgot their anniversary, but it's how she looked at her like she's not even worth any more of her time. Like she was nothing. — On a lazy Saturday evening, Emily and Becca were lying in bed, Emily's head was on Becca's shoulder while one of Becca's arms was wrapped around Emily's waist. Emily was typing on her laptop while Becca was reading a book.

"I love you."

After the stunned silence that followed, Emily looked back at Becca with a shocked expression. "Wha- what did you say?"

Becca was looking at her with stars in her eyes like she's the most gorgeous woman in the world. "I said, I love you."

—

Emily walked over to the bedroom seeing that Becca was fast asleep, and, instead of the usual warmth that comes with it, an immense pain spread towards her chest. She stared at Becca for a while as she came to the realization that she had been too cowardly to admit. Becca had dropped her heart and she is now left alone to pick up the pieces. "You don't love me anymore, do you."

Read Part 2

[librarylover777]

January 16, 2019: Update

Hello wide world of Tumblr. To my three readers I give you my lack of commitment. So I posted the pic earlier today and this is now my weekly update. Turns out I didn’t post any pics of my geckos. I forgot to take pics. So onto the update. This week my college classes started. I am actually doing a decent job at keeping up with both my high school and college. I got a planner for this year and have been writing literally everything in it. I am however butting heads with my parents more. Tonight I got a lecture for wearing a Supernatural necklace that said Idjits. I love it but apparently it’s not “uplifting to the rest of the world”(I might talk more about my parents later). We are also starting to have some money troubles so my much needed dentist appointment must be put off. Thank God I’m not in pain for now otherwise I would be dead. I am trying to cope with a bunch of stuff with school, family, work, and youth group. Luckily, I have one of the most amazing friends who is always there for me. Her name is Shylee and she lives in California. I miss her so goddamn much. She is the only one I am truly myself around. I don’t swear in front of any one but her. I love that I don’t have to have a filter around her. So overall this week hasn’t been bad. I am doing ok for once. I DM for my little brother’s DnD group. We have gone from 2 kids to 5. I have them for 3 hours every other Tuesday. I love it and I hate it. It is draining but its so much fun to do. It’s like writing a book but the characters defy your every idea. I am also trying to become more healthy but I hate to work out, so I am doing work outs during TV time. I’m trying so I am proud of myself for that. I’m not eating like I need to but baby steps come first. So overall I am doing ok. Not great but not bad. There have been some ups and downs this week but for the first time in a while I feel like I am getting somewhere. Yay adulting! I will be 18 in less than a month. I am excited but not. I feel like I didn’t really have a child hood that was something to remember. I didn’t do the typical things that kids do. I grew up far too fast but now I am so anxious to be an adult. Well, I think that is all I have to say. Good night my dudes. Have a flipping fantastic week.