#Ultra Protection

[don-dake]

「快啲講畀我聽啦！做咩事啫？」

“Oh c'mon hurry up and tell me! What is it?”

「唔好啦！你遲啲會知㗎啦！」

“Nah! You'll find out eventually anyway!”

「你好衰㗎！你快啲講啦！而家勾起我條根！快啲講呀！搵我咩事啫？」

“You suck! Got my curiosity aroused and not telling me now?! Hurry up and say it already! What did you look me up for?”

「話畀你聽啦！」 「你拍戲呀？」

“All right I'll tell you!” “You're filming something?”

「知唔知呀，有間模特兒公司呢，搵我拍廣告喔！」

“Did you know, a modelling agency has looked me up to film an advertisement!”

「模特兒公司？唉呀！你小心啲呀！香港呢，好多模特兒公司都係呃人㗎！」

“Modelling agency? Hey! You better be wary! Here in Hong Kong, there are lots of modelling agencies that turn out to be scams!”

「邊個介紹你㗎？」 “Who recommended you?”

「冇呀，我行下街轉下身畀一個星探發現。」

“No one, I was just walking around on the streets and got scouted by a talent agent.”

「星探？佢係咪話畀你聽，你好有 ‘camera face’ (‘開麥拉’面孔)，有個廣告好啱你拍呀？」

“Talent agent? Did they tell you, you have a great ‘camera face’, and you're most suited for one of their ads?”

「係呀！嘩！我幾開心呀！佢同我講話我有氣質呀！」

“That's right! Wow! I was so happy! They told me I had a quality about me!”

「噉佢係咪跟住之後呢就叫你入佢嗰間公司跟你交啲乜嘢費乜嘢費噉樣啊？」

“So did they also have you follow them back to their company to pay for so-and-so fees?”

「我真係錢都畀晒啦！頭先…」

“I did pay for everything already!”

「你畀人呃咗啦！」 「點會啫？」

“You've been had!” “How can that be?”

「你唔睇得咪係聽日同我一齊去囉！」

“If you don't believe me, come with me (to the company) tomorrow!”

「好呀！」 “Sure!”

第二日… (The next day…)

「CID (警察) 呀！」 “Hey it's the police!”

「呢間模特兒公司嘅老闆呢，已經走路㗎啦！」

“This modelling agency's boss has fled!”

「睇你嘅樣…都似讀過書嘅，咁舊個橋你都信嘅？有冇搞錯呀！」

“Looking at you, you seem the well-educated sort, how could you fall for one of the oldest tricks in the book? What's the matter with you!”

「我唔想笑嘅…」 “It's not that I want to laugh…”

《非常保鑣》 (1999) 第十三集

新詞：勾起條根 (ngau1 hei2 tiu4 gan1) ～ a variation of 挑起條根，開麥拉 (hoi1 mak6 laai1) ～ transliteration of ‘camera’，橋 (kiu2) ～ in this instance it means ‘idea’, or ‘trick’.

[veveisveryuncool]

havent drawn them in a while

[blackkatdraws]

He doesn't bleed, he shatters.

[sincerely-sofie]

Thinking about @gehtsis’s children and how terrifying it would be to get their team assigned to help you escape from a mystery dungeon.

If these are what my heroes look like I'm 99% certain I'd be screaming and running the other way. Menacing cryptid-looking grim reaper and cursed psychic clay doll. I love them.

[cutemothman]

space boy !!

Fox Mulder The X-Files 1.09

bonus

[cartoonslovers]

You think Smokescreen have flashbacks to Optimus's dying when Ultra Magnus got knocked down or..

[loverln]

very heroic, very plus ultra 🤭

[pax-former]

Multiple times this has happened to me

[detectiveneve]

some of the astarion HCs that cross my gaze are trying to make him sexier + classic romance novel lead than he is Im afraid…… before he will be your sexy protector dominate boyfriend he’ll probably be like “babe do you think you can help me with this” “but that sounds like soooooooo much woooork… fine 🙄🙄🙄🙄” love him at his whiny twink self come on now

[tinyfantasminha]

twst ch 7 spoilers

IDIA HAS A HENTAI FOLDER CONFIRMED ?????????????!!!1

[qsmprambling]

Imagine Egg A1 still has one life left, and it somehow manages to escape the facility... It is being followed by mobs, by Federation employees, being hurt by the poison ivy and other environmental threats, but it keeps running, because what other choice is there? That parkour course was a trick after all, the last block was a fake, it was never meant to pass that test in the first place.

So it keeps running, but the Federation workers are getting closer. It won't be able to avoid them forever...

But then it bursts through some bushes and comes face to face with someone new - and it's Bad, out building or exploring or just wandering alone. A1 is immediately afraid, of course. It is a stranger, a very visually striking stranger, the complete opposite of the pure white and featureless employees of the Federation. But there are people close behind, and it knows what will happen to it if it is caught, so... It has no choice but to try. It has no way to communicate, no signs or books, so it simply rushes to hide behind him and hopes he understands, and that he is willing to help...

And Bad, for his part, well.. he's an extremely cautious and paranoid person, and this is just an incredibly confusing and unexpected situation to be in. An unknown egg appeared out of nowhere and is hiding behind him, he can see Federation employees in the distance that are clearly looking for something... He knows that the code has been disguising itself as eggs, and that the strange egg in front of him with no marks, no distinguishing features, an egg that he has never seen before, could easily be the code monster preparing to attack at any moment...

But there is absolutely no way Bad could ever look at an egg in distress and not try to help it, even knowing it could be a trap.

So he quickly digs a shallow hole and pushes the mysterious egg into it, covering it up just in time, and when the employees throw him a book asking if he had seen anything, he lies effortlessly, he complains about nonsense, he asks them where the Ekea is and is as annoying as he can be, until they leave.

And now they're alone... just Bad an this mystery egg in the middle of the woods, A1 too afraid to leave the hole even when Bad tries to coax it out. He gives it food and tries his best to comfort it, to tell it everything is okay and that the pursuers are gone. He gives it some signs and a book, trying to see if it will write anything to him or answer any of his questions, but he gets no reply. A1 is just too afraid to even attempt to answer, and Bad doesn't even know if it understands him. He tries what few words he does know of the other languages, and still no response.

What should he do? As much as the image of a tiny, terrified egg makes him want to do all he can for it he also needs to be safe. He can't bring it home, because if it is a code there is no way he is bringing it anywhere near Dapper. Should he call someone else for help, or would that draw too much attention? Would it even be safe for him or the egg to let anyone know right now? And was this egg dangerous, or harmless and in need of protection? He wouldn't abandon it regardless but...

What now?

[don-dake]

雖然已經正式又係一個新年嘞…精神上係噉想諗但實際上，同舊年並冇咩分別…只不過係月曆牌換咗啫！(笑) 日常生活都係要照過嘅！

而呢個周末假期同平時嘅周末假期冇咩分別，如果冇人叫我出去嘅話，我都係選擇留喺屋企靜靜地讀下書，睇下電視節目噉。我嘅生活方式係咪聽起嚟好無聊呢？(笑) 笑我都無所謂啦！都習慣囉！

講返正題…所以今次同平時嘅閒時一樣，我選擇留喺屋企睇舊港劇。既然 「無線」 先排又喺網上重播 《非常保鑣》，我就睇返一下。雖然好似唔係幾耐前我先睇過一次喔！(笑) 無所謂啦！因為我好鍾意睇陳妙瑛啲劇，亦都比較鍾意睇啲舊港劇嘛！

而呢齣劇雖然同一般 「無線」 嘅細製作品小型製作品冇咩特別，但起碼總算係有啲好笑，其他演員中亦都冇一個會令我討厭到，覺得煩嗰啲，所以對我嚟講係算一齣 「好劇」。(笑)

今次睇返，起碼可以仔細聽多啲上一排前排冇留意到嘅一些說話，可以再次學多一啲只有廣東話獨有嘅短語。喺呢個新嘅一年，繼續進步廣東話改善我嘅廣東話（同中文）吧！🉐

改寫：多得 mslinchinese @ Instagram 嘅指點！多謝晒！m(_ _)m

「佢哋話呢要籌募經費建新禮堂。」

新詞：籌募 (cau4 mou6 / chóu mù)

「嘩要捐款嘅唔好預埋我呀！」

新詞：預埋 (jyu6 maai4)

「認住我呢個嘜頭，第日搵老公唔好搵我呢態人，嫁咗賺心悒。」

新詞：嘜頭 (mak1 tau4)，心悒 (sam1 ngap1/jap1)

「咪咁篩自己嘞。」 / 「別這麼奚落自己。」

新詞：篩 (sai1)，奚落 (hai4 lok6 / xī luò)

「你咁飢不擇食呀，因住添呀！好容易出事…」

新詞：飢不擇食 (gei1 bat1 zaak6 sek6/zī bù zé shí)

第二集

「今次真係偷雞唔到蝕揸米。」 / 「這回真的是賠了夫人又折兵。」

新詞：偷雞唔到蝕揸米 (tau1 gai1 m4 dou2 sit6 zaa1 mai5)，賠了夫人又折兵 (pui4 liu5 fu1 jan4 jau6 zit3 bing1 / péi le fūren yòu zhé bīng)

第四集

「嗰個瞓厲頸會咁好死？！」

新詞：瞓厲頸 (fan3 lai2 geng2)

第五集

《非常保鑣》 (1999)

[veveisveryuncool]

"do you, ribbon of ripple star, swear to protect our sacred crystal and the livelihood of your planet with the entirety of your heart and soul, so long as you are able?"

kirbytober day 18: kirby 64/knight

something a bit different than expected, but i love the idea that ribbon is something like ripple star's appointed knight/guardian :]

[machines-art-shenanigans]

Cold little Narrator

Poor little Edwin doesn't do well in cold weather

[the-discombobulator-inator]

LOOK AT HIMB SMILE

MY BOY

[lunart-06]

Idk why everytime I think of Komaru I imagine her to act like, 78% ish Mabel Pines from gravity falls. Maybe it's just me. But I like to think how silly her and Makoto's dynamic would be.

Komaru, laying on the ground after a harsh but not too major fall and landed onto a bush underneath. Smiling sheepishly towards her brother who was standing, looking down on her, arms cross with the look of her familliar dissapointed mother would look.

Makoto: "what are you doing sneaking through my window???"

Komaru: "gotta get to my room"

Makoto: "through my bedroom?!?!?"

Komaru: "I mean, It's called sneaking in?"

Makoto: "why can't you use the entrance?? You're not an intruder Komaru, the security would recognised you!"

Komaru: "and uh... I just wanna test out my hacking gun?"

Makoto, resisting to sigh: "Komaru you don't need the hacking gun anymore, it's only gonna harm us both more than good"

Komaru: "it saved my life before!"

Makoto: "and what about tonight?"

Komaru, paused to think of an answered and ended finally said: "fair enough, tonight the hacking gun betrayed both of us"

Makoto: "will you promise me not to do that again?"

Komaru: "aw man, the last few times I did this you weren't complaining. Then again you were dead asleep so—"

Makoto: "YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE???!!??"

☝inspired by a scene in a fic I once read, idk where but somehow this is the only scene I remember cause it's so silly.