#WEEEEEEEEEEEEW

[nubie-imber]

AAA oops oops oops 

Sorry we kinda keep forgetting we have an account here, haha,, It slips away from the mind a lot- Though I’m pretty sure anything posted would be slightly vent related, and that’s not much fun at all, so maybe it’s for the best we keep forgetting :’) 

But! We’ll try to post more, hopefully not depressing, things. We’ll see what happens, haha

[unvillagemp3]

[wildflowrrs]

*:･ﾟ✧ manakete!cypher is well... tragic, really.

*:･ﾟ✧ generally speaking, she keeps the same motif as always--- abused by her father for years, eventually snaps and kills him, and then runs off to live on her own in the world despite being HORRIFICALLY unprepared for it. this is no exception, except it’s considerably worse.

backstory:

cypher’s father is not actually her father. she never knew her true parents, and can only remember always being raised by a shitty human she was forced to call father.

cypher is treated as a pet, or a trophy, whichever you feel is more accurate. as dragons/manaketes are rare, she’s often showed off by her father to others, who are often too touchy for her liking, whether in dragon form or not, and often ends up hurting her in some kind of way, which of course makes her react poorly, and thus--- makes punishments worse.

she’s literally raised like a dog. did i mention she’s chained up and muzzled near 24/7? bc she is. despite being a dragon, she’s still young--- and constantly in pain, so escaping or fighting back isn’t a very solid option, nor idea, bc doing so only makes it all the more worse.

she eventually does get pushed to her limits and rebels in a very, very feral way--- unfortunately during one of her “showings” as a dragon. chains finally broke after her years of attempts of escape, and, well, not a pretty sight--- everyone was slaughtered. brutally.

of course, she flees, but unlike her other verses--- she doesn’t regret it a single bit.

eventually someone is kind enough to remove her muzzle for her as it has been on for days and she’d been starving, despite her initial displeasure with the concept of a human being nice to her. should she ever meet them again, they would certainly be treated a bit nicer in comparison to others.

appearance: note: i will draw this all later for a good visual ref

she keeps the usual wild, short pink hair and ocean blue eyes, and body covered in scars.

she has draconic features in human form, as to be expected with me. her forearms and hands, as well as legs below the knees have a scaled texture and are clawed, always. she also has a tail which is always around, as well as cat-like eyes and razor sharp teeth. of course with all manaketes she has the pointed ears, and horns are up for debate whether shown or not.

in dragon form--- tldr she looks like toothless, body wise. head wise is different, but i’ll still end up using toothless as a fc, probably. again, ill draw it later.

as expected, she’s pink. literally everyone expected this. ill leave it to the eventual drawing for details.

the chains around her neck and one of her arms remains, regardless of form. dont ask me how it works, just know it works. when she eventually gets herself a dragonstone, it’s embedded into the chain collar. again, don’t ask how it works.

game related:

recruiting her is incredibly, INCREDIBLY difficult, but it’s possible. it just takes a few attempts. just know she won’t adjust very well at all, but give her the time and i’m sure she will.

im not fantastic with fire emblem, so i wont go in with skills or anything like that--- feel free to suggest stuff, idc. but stat wise, the general gist is that her attack is high, defenses and speed are okay, luck is terrible, and her hp is fucking massive. naturally of course, incredibly weak to things effective on dragons--- falchion especially. for feh? red infantry dragon.

maybe not game related at all, but idk where else to really put it--- she’s fire elemental. guess what color they are! if u thought pink u were WRONG theyre blue just like her eyes.

general/other:

cypher dislikes humans greatly--- and lashes out at them should they get too close, whether it be fatally or not, there will be injury.

as always, do not touch her without her consent. allies or not, there still is very much so the risk of being fatally injured. trauma, man.

she bonds easier with other dragons. it’s not immediate of course, but it’s noticeable.

she’s a very solitary person. when pair up strategies are introduced she’s VERY against it, but will go through with it if necessary.

she purrs! of course she purrs. this is jordyn we’re talking about. if they’re not human in any way, they purr. its law.

as expected, she does not warm up to people easily. it takes A LOT of time and effort, but it IS possible. if she trusts the person enough, they’ll be allowed to touch her in and out of dragon form.

she’s able to push away the curse dragons have of eventual maddening for longer than what’s considered normal--- she was able to go through what she had without going mad then, surely she’s able to push it away out of sheer stubbornness and spite. of course that doesn’t mean she’s immune to it, she definitely can slip into those moments, but she’s more likely to get herself back to normal rather than be consumed by it.

bonus emo bc of that ask: when cypher realizes just how slow she ages compared to the people around her and most importantly her friends--- it really fucks her up. imagine growing up to absolutely despise humans for the way youve been treated, eventually manage to learn to trust them and grow actually positive attachments to them to the point of no longer randomly lashing out at every one you see, only for all that you care for to die right before your eyes while you’re still living strong. it fucks her up so badly, and it gives her a sense of betrayal, enough so that she’d eventually revert to her old ways and live in solitary while being aggressive to any humans who dare approach her.

[totallycorrecthousamoquotes]

shiro: Huh? What are the D-Evils doing around that chocolate? roughly 10 d-evils: *spinning cockroach meme*

[thatoneidiotdts]

Bnha boys x CrackHead! Reader

Gifs aren't mine

So incredibly scared of you

You are probably the first and last person that will always scare the living shit out of him

Once you two were going to the mall

And all of the sudden you started to do the jaywalk and almost everyone looked at you like you were a mad man

While he was like

"Nope I don't know who that dickhead is. Nope nope nope nope nope-" While walking away

He is so concern for you

He just wants you to be safe please stop making plans about how you two are going to free aliens from area 51 by filling the Nevada desert with gamer girl bath water

Once he saw you eat a whole ass lemon

Like it wasn't even peeled

He really loves you but sometimes you're just too much for him

"Hey izuku"

"Yes honey?"

"What would happen if mayonnaise came in cans? I think it would be really sad because you can't microwave metal. What do you think?"

.

..

...

....

"I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY SHOE-"

You are the Master CrackHead and he is your apperentice Chad

You two radiate so much destructive energy while together

Both of you practice Naruto running and other meme stuff

Nobody understands the two of you

Relationship goals UwU

Doesn't understand you at all

Can misunderstand you CrackHead behavior for you having a stroke

Like once you started to sing that cockroach autotune

"Wew wew weeeeeew ,weeeeeeeeeeeew wa wa waaaaaaaaaaaaw"

"S-s/o are you ok?"

"Ba da de do dah , Bo ba radi"

"For the love of God what is happening to you?!?!!"

"Ski didi do didi do didi do do di di do dida didaaa dooooo das da didi da do di"

Loves you a lot but you also scare him and he will bow before your power to keep his life

[avariicious]

"I disagree. You want to bring back someone that you’ve lost. You might want money. Maybe you want women. Or, you might want to protect the world. These are all common things people want. Things that their hearts desire. Greed may not be good, but it’s not so bad, either. You humans think greed is just for money and power! But everyone wants something they don’t have."

greed spillin the TEA mama

[robgrayofficial]

http://bit.ly/2HZqpNO #robgray

[lucylushots]

officially half way through 4th year weeeeeeeeeeeew

[fukkachans]

weeeeeeeeeeeew lad

[phoenixia-movedblog]

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[phoenixnotfelix]

I was tagged by incongruousapples thank you love! :)

One Song

Make me wanna die - The Pretty Reckless

Two Movies

- Ice Princess

- Pirates of the Caribbean 

Three Shows

- Sherlock

- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

- Parks and Recreation

Four People

- Sarah Michelle Gellar

- Amy Poehler 

- Benedict Cumberbatch

- Taylor Swift

Five Foods

- Raspberries - Pasta - Steak - Avocado - Aioli (shh it's food)

Six People to Tag:

Let's go! 

bandsfillmycerealbowl entityofsass karamel17790 collectmycd astarrypineapple guys-iknowkungfu

[horrorfilmlesbian]

alright this time I'm serious I am going to bed and I am going to go out tomorrow and meet people and say hello and Be Social and yeah so there's that

[softssound]

GOT TICKETS TO SEE THE 1975 :)))))))

[lonqus]

Sudden Supernatural spam because starting tomorrow I'm rewatching the first two seasons of spn with my dad. I'm just really excited. uvu

[on1-y]

raa imma just dance naked to jamie t waiting for me bath #yolo #fish #lovelife