#WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!! XPPPPP

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Bitch what the fuck I shouldnt have been born <3

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CSI: Vegas 1x07 commentary:

• I like Anson Wix. Villain with a funny side to him XP

• HORSEGIRL JOSH I STAN. I ALSO LOVE THE HORSE, AND MR. LOCKE.

• I like how Allie just nicknamed the horse Seabiscuit on the spot like that XPPPPPPPPPP

• "I think my first mistake was training him to jump fences" Yeah XPPPPP "Horses are intelligent" Yes, yes they are ❤️❤️❤️❤️🐴🐴🐴

• Josh' sarcasm 😂😂😂 I relate

• Josh' and Allie's fistbumps 🥺 They remind me of Warrick and Nick

• HORSE RIDING HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

• COWBOYS COWBOYS COWBOYS COWBOYS COWBOYS COWBOYS!

• "Martin Kline had nice furniture...before it got blown up." Sara please XD "Sounds like a bad day at IKEA." Grissom, PLEASE XDDDDDDDDDD "Other than the accident, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" Grissom, PLEASE XDDDDDDDDDD "What happened? Someone kill a unicorn?" Oh Grissom XPPPPPP "Ah! Are you knitting me a Christmas sweater?" GRISSOM PLEEEEEAAAAASE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• Max and Bryan aaaaawwwwww 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

• Max using a mum line on Josh XPPPP

• THE HORSES AT THE HALFWAY HOUSE ARE NAMED BUTCH AND SUNDANCE AGGSHSJSJSKSKSKSKSJSKSKSKWKEKKWKWW

• "I've always enjoyed spatter analysis. Soothing." Ahahah XD And of course it's dad who helps Josh along ^_^ AND DAD IS SO ENCOURAGING!!!!!!! HSJSJSJSJSJSJEJJE HE'S SO SWEET!!!!!! BEST DAD EVER!!!!!!!!!

• My plant topic-hating bio student ass when I hear "cellulose": "what the fuck is this topic going to haunt me forever?" Like, seriously. I come to CSI to escape biology topics I hate, and then I'm smacked in the face with this.

• "I need to lower my cortisol [stress hormone] levels." *less than 20 seconds later* "What do you mean David is missing??" Me: God fucking dammit

• Oh no Hodges... :( *rubs his shoulder*

• "A tube of horse-" OKAY, WHO ELSE IS REMINDED OF CSI 8X11?

• Max using the mum voice on Theo lol.

• Sara with the smooth talking 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

• Oh my fuck...costume department, thank you for putting Billy in a crisp white collared shirt...with the bonus of the first few buttons being unfastened...holy fuck... 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

• "I don't even try anymore" Aaaaawwww haha ☺️☺️☺️

• Ugh, when Billy pronounces words such as "ganging" and "darling" like "gangin' " and "darlin' " 💞💞💞💞💞 >/////////< I love his light cowboy accent...

• Huh what coin flip?

• "It doesn't matter what you believe is true. What matters is what is true." Okay, his voice getting gravelly means he's getting angry.

• Hm, if Anna Wix is in on the crimes, then why would Anson lie about his shoulder wound to her? 🤔 Unless he just doesn't want her to worry...?

• So your dad covers up your crime for you, and you kill him when he tries to correct you? Wow what the fuck.

• I find it off that Max still says, "It's in our blood." Because genes aren't stored or transferred in our blood. See, the term "bloodlines" was misconceived because scientists used to think that semen (which is in fact how genes are transferred) was highly purified menstrual blood. So yeah, the term is wrong. But, I really love how Max doesn't bullshit Bryan. She doesn't lead him on for a little bit longer, letting him think that she doesn't approve of his career choice. No, she gets straight to the point.

• THE HAND FONDLING I'M SCREAMING

• I feel for Gil; what he says about science, and truth, being up for debate...see, I am also am advocate of science and discovery to find out and learn facts, and understand truth. I know the upset he feels when people just blatantly throw it away.

• The rabbit hole line aaawww

• Josh adopting King's Gambit reminds me of Nick adopting Sam

• GSR BEING PARENTS TO JOSH!!!!!!!! HAJSJSJSJJSJSJSSJJSJSJSJS

• MAX NO! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱