#WHEEEEZE

[mysecretisme]

When your frenemy saves you from drowning only for you to get caught by the intergalactic cops you were running from...

(A scene from my very first au, how quaint-)

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

Something funny from my adventures in video editing.

[gently-decaying-flowers]

@literatureisdying IM GOING TO START LAUGHING IN CLASS IM DEAD LMAOOOO

[the-knolastname-family676]

*Chuckles at Crim from the wolf whistle* "Must be from too much trunk."

“Ugh.. Enough with my hips, Already. all of you obsessed over simple things way too easily!”

[definitelynotshouting]

Okay, watcher question, solitary or social? I mean like they probably group up for larger feeding opportunities like the life games or evo; like multiple predators corralling a bait ball but what is the normal social structure?

IM SO GLAD YOU'VE ASKED

Watchers are hugely social creatures. In general they're made up of tight-knit, large communities-- very interdependent, very cooperative toward shared goals. Community is an enormous cultural touchstone in Watcher society and social independence is less frowned upon so much as its seen as unsustainable, foolish, and opening yourself up to certain death. Watchers typically rely on their community members for practically everything-- that type of cooperation is seen as their best chance for survival, both before their apex predators went extinct, and after.

Only one mid-sized group of Watchers remains in the specific corner of the universe hunger au takes place in. While there are probably other groups left elsewhere (the universe is vast, after all, despite how relatively new it is) there arent a lot, so the importance of community and cooperation has grown even stronger than it was before.

[kits-shrine]

“I was using that as an expression,” Thyra laughed as Meeka finished, “so you did, just now.”

Minogame gave a turtly hiss at them both, head backing into his shell.

[redjaybird]

Smash or pass + any muses I got LMFAO HAVE FUN-

[Smash Or Pass]

"Hoo, boy, here we go. Let's see what I can list off. Start off with the obvious;"

"Smash Vaas. My adorable darling psycho~"

"Smash Jake. My tough, strong survivor~"

"Smash Hoe-Legs McGee (Buck)."

"Smash John, in another world."

"Spmmfsm.... Yeah, no, can't do it. Eh? No. Nah. (Joseph)"

"Pass, Hoyt. Just something I don't like about him."

"Hmmm.. Pass, fancy suit man. I mean, what you said about me was good. But I just am not a fan of rich bitches. Always seem too snooty." (Pagan)

"Hard Pass on tiny mouth man, fuckin' law bitch." (Burke)

"Ohhh, little Squirmy. How you squirm. Its too fun. On the one hand, I wanna say 'pass' because law bitch. On the other, 'smash' because holy fuck you are so squirmy." (Pratt)

"Hm.. You like knives. I like knives. Shit could maybe go places. I dunno." (Logan)

[wanderingsongbird]

“Duck!”

She had thrown something in the totally wrong direction and it was going towards the singer so she decided to shout to warn her

So much for Natasha trying to distract the killer…

Kate hadn't moved fast enough, and the object -- was that a rock -- hit her upside the head. It may have been inane, but the only thought that went through her was that if a rock hurt this bad, then her boots really must hurt.

No wonder people went out of their way to avoid getting hit with one.

[olexxx]

YESSSSS OP, YOUR ART IS SO GOOOOD! MORE A.B. PLEASE!

oh, honey

[kazeofthemagun]

@sketchmog [Also, I'm LOSING it over the "shut". Yes. Very important. I'd like you to know my Kaze canonically says this meme]

[Mostly at Kumo]

[therxtking]

"MAMMAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[the-knolastname-family676]

(I found a name soundalike for Crimson. Dim Sum

“I told you to stop messing with me on names!!!”

[kits-shrine]

Laurel offered the boy her hand, "Don't just use your eyes; feel it here," she whispered, lightly touching her chest with her other hand.

His amber eyes flicked to her hand then back up to her face growing pink "Excuse me?"

[oogaboogaspookyman]

LET'S FUCKING GO FOLKS. @mushroom-for-art

[LIGHTS? CAMERA, ACTION!]

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*May is looking at the strange monochromatic mewtwo with manic hatred and hunger for blood in her eyes*

Well look at you, look around you, an open sea with nothing but this piece of land and us on it, standing on opposite sides of the land... Do you think you could swim a little more once i take you down again?

*May says nothing, it's complete silence...*

Seriously? Not even a threat? "I'm going to eat your insides and wear your skin as a jacket"?? Nothing??? Are you thinking of one right now? If so, i'd probably have finished like- TEN cups of tea while waiting, you know?

*he chuckles smugly, mocking, like he is superior... Despite what's coming to him soon*

Actually, i think i'll make myself one right now, while i wait for you to say something, i don't really like doing nothing... Like the rest of this world, doing nothing while being faced with unending senseless violence from those in power.

May: DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE ANY FUCKING BETTER?

Ah? Maybe, what do i care? I'm only playing along in your little game of kings and peasan- ACK-

*May suddenly punches the monochrome demon right in the face, sending him backwards onto... Offscreen???*

May: oh- oh shit- sorry are you alright??

*someone begins SCREAMING IN HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER, WHEEZING*

Matt: HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAY YOU SENT HIM BACKWARDS OFFSCREEN GOD DAMN HAHAHAHAHA- *he's wheezing, now laying on the floor slowly while gripping the sides of his body because GOD FUCKING DAMN HE GOT SENT*

Director: CUT! CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT- GOODNESS GRACIOUS ARE YOU ALRIGHT??

Ughhh... Yes i'm fine... God that actually did hurt- you could play pretend you know??? Ouch my nose-

May: I AM ACTUALLY SO FUCKING SORRY DUDE I DIDN'T MEAN TO- *she's crying in laughter while apologizing frantically*

Hrrnnnggg... I'm just going to... mlubgh-

*the monochrome shitso falls asleep outta nowhere*

Matt: OOH- *Perfectly Cut Scream moment*

[LATER ON...]

*...*

*...*

*..!*

*he's waking up!*

Ugh... My head...

Matt: hey you, you're finally awake.

May: fuck you Matt-

Matt: wHEEZE-

May: are you alright dude? I hit you pretty hard...

Hrrrnngg... Christ... I just expirienced a fleeting moment of heterosexuality, what does that mean-

Director: you're concussed-

May: haHA- WHAT- WHAT THE FUCK- WHEEZE-

Matt: AYO TF BRO???? SUS????? 🤨📸📸📸

May: MATT SHUT THE FUCK UP-

MATT OH MY GOD I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.

Matt: wheEeeeeeEeeeEEeeze- HELP.

[0wllight]

gotta admit i was so close to unfollowing from that, only my stubbornness and tumblr bred unwillingness to follow had me stay hejfjr

HEEEELP I AM SO SORRY

[hazukami]

@abstractreign​  "I hear you can get an Executor to assist you for free... or is that just how things work where /I'm/ from?"

“ Oh. That’s a shame. I...hm...exorcised mine. But just in case.

 @executored​ if you come back someway, please help my plumbing situation. It’s getting awfully moist in here. ”