#Walf Archives

[ohshootradio]

YIPPEE but it's JAZZ (tbh creature)

[hellsingmongrel]

Soooo...I read a fanfic a little bit ago that really hit me in the feels HARD, and I wanted to bind it into a physical book, because bookbinding is another of my hobbies. I mentioned wanting to do that in the comments, and the author seemed excited about the idea, so now that I've gone to the effort of formatting it for binding and printing it off and begun the folding process, I figured I'd post here so I could show them that I'm actually starting this thing! 😆

For those who are curious what fic I'm going to dumb lengths about, it's Lobito by Walfs.

Here's the pages - over 300 of them, after I added some page breaks and a title page and things like that so that the registers would be even. I'm going to give it a red cloth cover, for obvious reasons, and I've got some end papers I'm going to use, though I'm not sure which ones. They're also oooold, and probably not meant for end papers, but they're handmafe artist papers, so that's what I'm using for them.

ETA: Welp. Trying to trim the page margins without a guillotine was a nightmare, so I decided to remove the margins and just reprint it all. 😆 It brought it down to just under 200 pages, but hey, that works for me, too. I'd just rather refold 49 sheets of paper than deal with the jagged edges I created, trying to trim it to size.

[walfs]

Wolfwood, for the first time in probably his entire life, does not wake up with a start.

aaand here we are with the last 37k chunk! act 3, the finale of my entry for @vashwoodbigbang. up until now, i'd never finished a multi-chapter fic before, let alone written anything longer than maybe 15k, so this project has been super fulfilling in many ways. i never could have done it without @nullians and @morning-moonstruck so thank you both so, so much! and as those reading approach the end, please remember: sometimes it all just comes down to chance.

[callmearcturus]

@walfs replied to your post “💌 ?”:

can't believe its been *checks archive blog* 10 years since we moved next door to each other

​.... wow we are fucking old, bro

[keplerswhiskeyfeelinghand-blog]

Chapter 3

Chapter Text

“wud u gays liek any thin to drinkk?”

i looked at him blankly with my eyes as i scratched my arm pits with not my eeys, “Yeah… I want a Cocoa Cola, u know one of the ones from Mexico™.”

“O, u mean on off tha 1s in glass botttle?”

“yeha, th ones frum Mexico™.”

“i think we onnly has the 1s fromm America®.”

“Can u duble chek? i really really really really really realy reaky really want some of da sweet Mexico™ coke.

“I kin look, but em not sure if we can haz anu f teh ones from Mexico™”

The Slimmy Man who’s name wuz Chestee walked out of the room slimily.

“What are we going to do?” Hallbot asked.

“Howwwwww about we kick their asses!!2111!!1!” Is A Baller suggested, pumpin her fits ups an down liek sum kinda NPC frm a bad 90s video game.

[ao3feed-thearcana]

by aychihuahua

After a particularly conflicting sexual encounter with her husband, Nadia lingers at the balcony. It's well past midnight, so you might understand why she wasn't expecting anyone. The palace halls echo with the knocks on her bedroom's double doors, and Doctor Devorak has the common sense to worry about waking the Countess only after he's woken walf of Vesuvia.

Words: 1724, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Arcana (Visual Novel)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Nadia (The Arcana), Lucio (The Arcana), Julian Devorak

Relationships: Lucio/Nadia (The Arcana)

Additional Tags: weird dynamic, Second Thoughts, Consensual Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Lucio tops bc I say so, Nadia is at that stage where she felt powerless in her marriage with the Trash Man, Also Julian is the best comfort character FIGHT ME, I would die for Julian, no i dont ship them leave me alone, Possessive Lucio

[walfs]

It’s dramatic to say that he knows with absolute certainty that Vash is avoiding him but, well. That’s what it comes down to.  Vash is avoiding him. 

act 2 of my entry for @vashwoodbigbang. once again, huge thanks to my project partners @nullians and @morning-moonstruck! here's another 32k of whump, with some progress on the side as a treat. remember: sometimes it's not about how times you falter or how far, it's making sure that steps are taken at all.

[walfs]

In the wake of the JuLai Incident, there is much change. What Wolfwood calls a mutation, Conrad insists is evolution; and what he considers to be progress, Legato takes to be a divine omen; and then, of course, come the visions of strange yellow flowers, echoes of choices made in another time. They know what it is to live a tragedy. Regardless of it's end, however, the story always starts the same: “Once upon a time,” it begins. “There was a wolf who howled at the sun.”

welp, here we go! first part of my entry for @vashwoodbigbang. big big thanks to my project partners @nullians and @morning-moonstruck for helping me through to the end of this beastly fic! it's 92k of horror, whump, and the occasional good time. just remember: sometimes it's gonna get worse before it gets better.

[walfs]

For Knives, sex is, overall, an entirely uninteresting concept. Much like food and water, it’s not something Plants like him need to survive. Not to mention how limited the options of who he’d even trust to touch him are– especially with Vash out of the picture for the time being. Honestly, he’d even go so far as to consider it distasteful. Situationally, however, it does have its uses.

its a filthy fucknasty pwp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[keplerswhiskeyfeelinghand-blog]

Blue Star Mania Deuce: Walf Paradogxica Chpt 1

henlo, am Communion Officer Dog Eiffel of the U.S.S Hepatitis Station . Its is day 420 of our mission arund......... well, no longer any star. bcuz Shib3e Inu 359 Blue Up,,,,, it all started when the Sweaty Egg of A mna was running thru the ship showing teh full monty, the whole burrito, tha sassage n bizkits. I weanted a Snake but not lik dis. Da Egg of a Man rubbbed his stump ofa hand against my face repeatedly. seduceively.

I, Dot, being the genie that Im, decided to try and solve all problems buy circumfrencing Colon Kermjit the Frog. and it wus around dat tiem, teh ship BLUE UP.