#YOOOOOOOOO THESE ARE SO SICK

[boxwinebaddie]

uncle neen!!! i love that ravenstan is a nasty gremlin boi irl but if you put him in the raven outfit he gets hot lmaoooo

NO BUT ACTUALLY!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!

like that man is a...disgrace. like ravenstan walks into an arizona taco bell at like 3 o clock in the morning absolutely trashed could not drive thru the drive thru wearing the kuromi spa headband he got at tj maxx for like $5 on the record label credit card ( best purchase he's ever made ), the pink hot topic death metal shirt, the red and black plaid pajama pants that are literally RIPPED in five places and the fuckin chanclas, whipping out his sailor moon wallet like..."i will give you literally ANY amount of money for a baja blast rn"

and the fucking awkward college kid working there is like "uh, sir it's only $2.39...u gave me a $50 bill" and ravenstan just like kisses that young man on the head and is like "keep the change jeremy I Love You you just saved my LIFE!!! please put some extra Baja in it for me Hermoso besito besito besitooooo <3~ also how would u like a free $500 front row ticket to see crimson dawn???"

literally looks so homeless that you...literally cannot tell he is famous and you DEFINETELY can't tell that's raven of crimson dawn, help!!!

but like he puts on The Raven Cosplay and everyone is like pleeeeease your hand in marriage!!!! ILL DO ANYTHING sahldskjds

like...oh my god

OKAY.

so like the first time crimson dawn was going to preform in concert like waaaaay back whenever, like a day before that, they were testing what their on stage outfits would look like on

( yes before they were famous they were on their broke boy shit and living in an apartment that was bad if not worse than blondies so they Understand The Struggle...they also drank A Lot of cheap tequila )

and raven was in the bathroom like "guys...idk about this. i am embarrassed!!! i am not coming out!!!"

and kenny was like "babes!!! it's probably not that bad!!! relax!!"

and jimmy was like "yeah plus you already came out GAYVEN you bisexual ass b-b-BITCH!!!" ( roooooooooooasted oh my GOD )

og crimson dawn guitarist like "pls show us!! we will be nice!!"

and hes like "ok ok ok ok......"

and walks out w the dyed hair and the emo boy eyeliner in the little tank top and the fishnet shirt and the PANTS!!! THE PAAAAANTS!!!! and the combat boots like

"shlksadh ok how do i look Please Don't Laugh!!!"

and everyone like looks at each other like "..."

and then is immediately like

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!?!?!?!!!!

and hes like oh my god its bad its bad!!! oh my god where is the tequila!!! im gonna throw up aaaaa!!!!! help sahdlkdsah

and kenny is like BROOOO WHY ARE YOU HOT????? and jimmy is like D-D-DAMMMMMMNNNN SON DSLKHDLKHS theyre like crying and throwing up like SHEESH DAMN SHEESH RELAX RELAX RELAX OH MY GOD WHOS MANNNNN IS THAT AHDLKHSD

theyre like do a spin!!!! do a spin!!!!

and hes like oh my god guys sahkdshsd sSHHHSHhshh

and theyre like SPIN SPIN SPIN!!!!!!!! RAVEN RAVEN RAVEN!!!!!!!

raven: *does a little spin*

everyone like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

kenny on the floor like ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE!!!!!!!! everyone is Barking sakhddlasd theyre throwing one dollar bills at him like YOU GOTTA PICK THEM UP SDKHSKDL

it was so unserious oh my god!!!! they gassed him up so much oh my god he was blushin i love it here i love raven simp-son dawn <333

but yeah no he really....looks so haggard like a depressed college student going thru a break up watching anime for like 16 hrs straight...but is so fIONE on stage...comedy....amazing.

-uncle nina, obsessed w my lil tragic emo boy fashion disaster son

[im-fucking-invincible]

YOOOOOOOOO I'M FUCKIN' SCREAMING THIS LOOKS SICK CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE GAMEPLAY AND LORE FROM THIS

THE LITTLE ROBOT AND ACHT AND THE FUCKIN' SKELETONS LIKE BRO THIS IS SO FUCKIN' COOL

[little-miss-selfships]

Planky would you believe me if I told you that the 'sick wings' post I made WAS partially about Sephiroth because I was shitposting to someone about Angeal accidentally getting him sick? So when you reblogged it and tagged him I was like "YOOOOOOOOO" lmao. ANYWAY, totally don't imagine him sneezing and black feathers going everywhere heehee

ASLKFKS NO WAY 😂😂😂 that's hilarious planky has to clean up all the feather and be like "damn you shed a lot

[svturn-exe]

OK SO !

Cesar is kinda a cognito hazard SCP, he only shows up on recordings and never in anything else. If you replay a voice recording or rewatch a home video or something he may just. Fucking be there. And part of his anomalous properties is that anyone who did find him on said recordings didn't think anything of it and was convinced they knew him.

While the foundation cannot confirm he's a real person, I can! The details around his situation are very vague but he's a very real person he just.. lives on a different reality plane than normal.

So now! Incomes Mark, who's a mental effect related anomaly. His presence carries with it an infliction of instant paranoia and eventually suicidal thoughts. Mark is sadly also effected by this. The more distressed he is the wider this effects range is as well.

By way of his paranoia anomaly, it overrides Cesar's and so when he showed up on Mark's camcorder he was HORRIFIED! Cesar, upon finding someone who he can actually interact with was beyond overjoyed and after convincing Mark he wasn't going to hurt him the two become fast friends. Eventually they r both taken into foundation custody together, where Mark is allowed to keep a personal handheld recorder to talk to Cesar.

Cesar will interact with the staff and stay contained if he's allowed to talk to Mark, and Mark's aura is kept on a smaller range thanks to Cesar's comforting presence to him.

Jonah is another Keter class SCP like Cesar, but in his case it's involuntary. Jonah has the horrible ability of randomly teleporting to places, and he only does so before an accident or death occurs. Thing is, Jonah usually causes said accident by... Well accident, due to him freaking out upon just appearing somewhere and people freaking out at that by proxy.

Adam meanwhile, has the anomalistic ability to. Nullify any other things ability he's in the vicinity of. He was captured as the foundation had been following him for a while, as it's quite eye catching when a teenager is capable of interacting with and surviving multiple anomalous encounters, and as soon as they were able to confirm he was infact an anomaly himself he was taken into foundation custody.

There, he was paired up with Jonah! The two don't get along great at first as they're in a very stressful and hard to deal with situation, but eventually they start to get along and become friends. Jonah is Adams comfort when he gets back from foundation testing.. his ability makes it so he can properly interact with cognito hazard SCPs but.. that doesn't mean they don't still fuck him up. He used to be reckless and fearless but.. from what he's seen now? He just wants to have peace.

On a goofy note, there's Dave !!! :D! His classification is constantly shifting as he's just. A dude. Thing is, his effect is no one can see him as a bad guy. It's just OH it's Dave what a great guy I love that guy! Even though he just killed someone or something. Adam and Cesar are unaffected by this while Jonah and Mark are. Dave escapes quite often

Also have some number ideas for the four vicitms

Mark - SCP - 8992

Cesar - SCP - 8913

Adam - SCP - 8009

Jonah - SCP - 8500

yooOOOOOOO HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE ALL SO KJBVHFRLKVUHS COOL

i. cannot imagine how distressing jonah's life b4 meeting adam was kjH:LKJVHOUIOSD JUST. randomly teleport somewhere then oh god

15 car pileup on the interstate oh fuck-

n also both pairs of besties like,,, helping eachother w their respective shit........................... i love these Homies!!!!!!!!!!!

cesar's anomalous properties r so fuckign cooL he rly is like that horror trope of the monster tht only appears in the photo/video/screen/mirror except he's just vibin g

ndfjkbhv;adfsviluad;v

is mark's number based on like. his canon death date? :0 bc w his properties thatd b pretty sick

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dave's file int he database is just

[lulu-nightbon]

Yooooooooo

Feel like giving a guy a quick rundown of the rottmnt timeline if you're able too-

OKAY so im only 4/13 episodes deep in s2 so be aware that this may be partially from google HFEJKFJNHUAJS but. im gonna describe this as badly as i can because memes are more fun the series starts with them finding this weird-ass dog, which is then kidnapped by two magic bug dudes riding hellhounds that disguise themselves as gym bros with a poodle and a dachshund. they then go rescue said dog and unleash aerial florida onto new york while getting some cool new weapons, none of which they had in the other series- except maybe leo's swords, and donnie just starts off with an impossibly futuristic weapon and takes some crack instead. hijinks ensue! 1: donnie makes angsty fanfic fuel (see: like father, like son by eternalglitch) and they fight a pig to keep him from roasting donnie over a spit in a full POUND of butter. 2: donnie creates fnaf 3: splinter gets sick and everyone loses their fucking minds 4: the cake is a lie 5: Donnie Steps In Dog Shit(TM) 6: "oh papa, if you come out now, there shan't be any consequences!" "don't listen to him, that is a lie! i taught him that one." 7: "oh, don't do it. don't do it." "RAPH NO. NO- RAPH LOOK AT ME- NO. N O ." *wet monching sounds coupled with the other three vomiting* 8: official mascots are cockroaches, support furries instead 9: a worm decides to try to be a gary stu while in fact being completely forgettable. they also set up a date between mikey and a hippo. 10: "okay, so i may have forgotten to mention one thing. only rule in the maze of death is: no mystic powers" "the maze of what now." "okay, TWO things" 11: don't watch skateboarding while trying to fight shoplifters, kids 12: leo teaches mikey about lying on youtube for clout 13: raph is afraid of stuffed animals for a damned good reason 14: the hippo they set mikey up on a date with comes back to evaporate a school 15: the reason you don't break into donnie's lab and touch his stuff 16: eyyyyyyyyy back to the plot!

[buck-yyyy]

BUCKY HIIIIII!!!!!

i haven't told anyone else this (besides my mom bc i need someone to take me lmao) BUT I'M GETTING MY EARS PIERCED AGAIN TODAY!!! :DDDDD

YOOOOOOOOO THAT'S SO SICK!!!!! how many piercings do you have???

[bugboymichael]

i know i mainly talk about other bugs but worms are genuinely so cool, they airate the soil and are great food for most birds and well as decomposing matter into nutrients that plants can use like yooooooooo that’s so sick

[butchdykekondraki]

empire. empire. im so silly

so the trail event ive been at. i entered a competition for tickets right. i checked my emails while i was there

i won a family ticket

YOOOOOOOOO SICK

[hpfandom]

im so sick of people not believing magical stuff in books and movies. its always 'im dreaming' or 'am i dead?!' and not 'YES I KNEW IT' or 'yooooooooo'

[sonia-the-hedgehog-2369]

Yooooooooo this is so sick!!!

[thegeminisage]

started up zelda to dick around for like an hour & was SHOCKED to find myself on this dragon island. its been so long i literally forgot where i was lol

its difficult to get around here! rain means climbing is hard and i cant make upward gusts from campfires easily :( maybe i need my bike...

man it reminds me so much of the great sky islands...i feel like this must be the second largest collection of islands, actually. but it's been so long since the tutorial and the music is Like That it feels like a ruin of a ruin.......

ugh i ran into the bottom of an island and lost my bike >:(

oh i see! you're not supposed to use a bike but ascend. neat!!

my other issue is. i dont have a single nonmetallic weapon OR bow. so. my twink ass is gonna get fried

and the islands are small so i keep getting ALMOST KNOCKED OFF!!! EXCUSE ME....

snagged a sword! not a very good one though

oh and a BOW thank god

like i have the lightning proof armor i do but it is not at all upgraded so id be taking my life into my hands. no win scenario

well. it's upgraded to like level 2. which is still basically nothing at this point

:D i can see farosh from here!! HEY GIRLLL

i have to put it on to ride this track though lol. the thing im riding is metal!!

wait a sec. i can just wear this lightning proof armor, put on something metal, and STAND NEXT TO the bad guys. this is awesome! zapped his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh shit this is an eventide shrine lol. fuck my life

they should have shrines with weather i just decided. i wanna zap their asses

NOOOOOOO a shooting star :( i dont WANT to leave but i really can't afford to pass it up :( at least i got a fast travel point i suppose...

ok got it. ugh i have to pick my way back over to where i was now...

oh my god i dove into the eye and CLEARED THE STORM...? THE MUSIC CHANGED........aaaaa ok im taking a break but SO COOL

ok im BACK. this is cool as hell but tbh i miss the storm a little!!

oh!!!!! a door that requires hearts.....

wait this is too serious im going back to get ths shrine real quick

ok got it. im prepared now.

YOOOOOOOOO dude now IM being spoken to by the sage??? SICK!!!!

yet another crystal follows the beam quest lol

i. accidentally. put the fans. on this wing. backwards. and fell. straight down to. the lynels territory

IN THE SPIRIT OF FUN. I DID NOT MAKE MY BIKE. WELL GUESS WHAT I'M DOING NOW. i need. such a speedy exit oh god oh god hes gonna seeee meeee

OKAY i made it out of sight but. this thing im supposed to carry is WAY heavier than a crystal. i carry those all the time and they do make the bike wonky, even more wonky than koroks do, but i can barely get it up off the ground. i even tried the "old" bike build that im more comfortable with and no dice. i fall out of the sky as soon as i get in it. insane.

ok. i made it. jesus fuck. i remember looking for a chasm here marked on my map...i guess im about to find it. AUGH

"we must meet as soon as possible" girl have you not had to wait 10,000 years?

OH WAIT I WAS HERE...THE DUNGEON I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT...THESE LIGHTROOTS HAVE BEEN LIT........thats fuckin crazy

IM GONNA BUILD MINERU A ROBOT BODY...wow just like leverage, i knew it was coming but it's still cool

SAGE OF SPIRIT....................................WAH

wait wait. i thought they took it out of this game bc it wasnt in gerudo desert. WAAAHHHH. it's so dumb and lore breaking but im sentimental

i havent been to the depths in a long time. i forgot that it's like - you see one thing out in the dark. in this instance, poes. and when you get there you see another thing - in this instance, monsters, and behind them, a lightroot. i could make my own little trail forever this way but it would lead me away from the temple and idk if i wanna explore or do the dungeon :/ i hate to leave poes uncollected and lightroots unlit but i also hate to stray so far from ym objective and have to walk ALLLLLL the way back

whatever, dungeon it is

left leg down!!

aaand right arm! building that cart sucked but riding it was awesome

oooh the music's changing...getting a bit creepy.............

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GLOOM TREES......................

oh god i should check for hands down here right now immediately b4 i take another step

ok im clean. thank fuck

man not for nothing but this robot factory stuff reminds me a little of skyward sword...if only this could make sense and not just in my mind palace lol

its like an escort mission for legs lo. the puzzles in whatever quadrant im in rn are MURDERING me. im just brute forcing my way thru them

WHEEEEEEEE oh my god i get to ride a raft. oh my god worth it

left arm DOWN!!!

oh the music just got a LOT creepier. just for like one section

i remember walking up this big spine last time i was here just for fun. i didn't know if i'd feel like doing it/get the chance later. but now here i am doing it again

last depot...i don't think if there's a boss i want to fight it tonight. i'm bushed lol i have work in the morning

ok. actually. i cant figure the last puzzle out and its making me mad bc im 2sleepy. so im quitting here for the night. something to look forward to.......

[cornertheculprit]

okay okay okay plvsaa spoilers for the umpteenth time

PHOENIX BEING LIKE "PROFESSOR! YOU'RE ALRIGHT! UM...NOW WHAT ABOUT MAYA WHERE IS SHE I THOUGHT I HEARD HER VOICE TOO WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS SHE WHERE IS SHE <3" SDKJFNFDSKJFN AND OHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD.......BRO..........

Layton: Ah, yes. Not to worry, Mr Wright. Rest assured Miss Fey is just—

Maya: YOOOOOOOOO NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! Hey, Nick! Niiiiiick!

Phoenix: M-Maya! Am I dreaming? Is it really you?!

Maya: Yup, yup! The professor and I are as real as real can be!

Phoenix: You have no idea how relieved I am. Really. I've never been so happy to see you!

Maya: I, uh...I'm really sorry, Nick. You must've been worried sick. It's just... Well, I wanted to do something to help Espella, you know?

Phoenix: No, no! It's not your fault, Maya. It's mine. If only I'd helped you sooner...then none of this would've happened... And you wouldn't...have been dropped into that pit of fire!

Maya: I... *sniff* I thought I'd never see you again, Nick. I...I'm really sorry.

I'M GONNA SCREAMMMMMM BROOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

and wardens are meant to blend into their surroundings, the deep dark is as it says Deep and Dark, making the warden a darker color to stay hidden. so basically, what im proposing is scott is a warden (hybrid or just an actual one) whose just adapted to being a human to blend in with his surroundings, though he still has the effects and heightened hearing/sense of a warden

YOOOOOOOOO WAIT THAT'S SO SICK??????? I was thinking along the lines of a warden hybrid so that he'd be more human looking, and he maybe just has like, the lil antenna/antler things and maybe you can see his chest glow with the lil soul things from time to time too. but the idea of warden!scott becoming human to blend in with the others is such a fucking good concept (and now i'm thinking that like. pearl was the one to find him and pearl is such a fucking girlboss that she legitimately managed to befriend a warden).

[happybirthday-unusannus]

I miss unus annus so much - I thought I'd share my tattoo with you I got it when there was about 60 something days left of unus annus I low-key want color in it but I thought I'd stick to the black and white theme but it's still by far one of my favorite tattoos I have -memento mori, friend

YOOOOOOOOO this is sick!!! I love it! I kinda want an unus annus tattoo (probably something similar to Ethan's 00:00:00 tattoo) but idk where I'd put it

[nahoney22]

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yooooooooo that’s sick lmao

thank you all so, so much! 🥺

I don’t really know what to do to show how grateful I am but I suppose I’ll open up my requests just for today so if you want something submit it now before midnight (7pm ET) because then I’ll close requests again ❤️

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[btsslowburnfic]

The Arrangement Ch. 28

Story summary: Desperately in need of money, you answered the questionable ad. AKA-Arranged marriage AU featuring Y/N and Yoongi

Chapter Summary: Photo shoot day. This ship is leaving the harbor. 

Previous Chapter here

It was still dark out when you got up. Your joints ached as you made your way to the kitchen and got your coffee. You walked over and opened the curtain slightly. In the early morning darkness you could make out snow flurries making their way to the ground. You pressed a hand against the glass, feeling the cold seep through. A chill went through you. You were glad you had ordered the extra waterproof equipment for today. 

You looked back and over towards the stairs. Yoongi would be able to sleep for two more hours before he needed to be at the trailer. BigHit had rented an area of park about 15 minutes outside of Seoul. You hoped traffic would go smoothly given the snowfall and that everything would be on time. The trailer company had already confirmed with you last night. Now all that was left was ensuring the trucks got appropriately loaded with the equipment. You got dressed and headed to the loading docks. 

The sun started to rise an hour later after you, the lighting, and the photography crew had made sure all of the equipment had been loaded. You then sent a message with directions to the head of catering and grabbed the clothing and accessory trunks. Satisfied, and sweaty, you hopped into the van and let the driver know you were ready.

The trip up into the mountains was a little bit scary, to be honest. The fresh snow crunched beneath the tires. As if sensing your nervousness, the driver reassured you, “We’ll just take our time. I drive in snow all the time.” You gave him a grateful smile but did not loosen your grip on the handle above the door.  “I can’t believe this didn’t get canceled.” He continued.

“Yeah, me either,” you agreed. You continued to monitor your phone. There were so many moving pieces that went into this shoot. It was difficult enough when everything was on-site. Having it in a location off-property and outdoors was immensely more difficult. You were glad to see the trailers were actually set up and running when you arrived. You had ordered a restroom trailer and a production trailer. Both generators were running smoothly. You checked in with the photography and lighting crew before unloading the van. 

You set up all of the clothing and accessories in the back room of the production trailer.  Hoseok had sent you photos of what each outfit was supposed to look like along with little notes. On the plus side, it was very nice and warm. It was small, but the space was manageable enough for 2-3 people. On the downside, it made going back outside suck even more. You walked back through the rest of the trailer, making sure the galley was prepared for the catering crew. Photography had their own section to review any footage without getting frostbite.

You took a deep breath and looked around. Yes. This could work. The sun was over the horizon now. You went out to help set up heat lamps.

At around 9 am the rest of the staff showed up: catering, stylists, and various assistants. You quickly assigned jobs to the assistants and showed the caterers to the galley. 

“Hey lady!” Alice waved as she exited the van. “It’s been a minute. What have you been up to?” She reached back in and produced two coffees, walking towards you with one. 

“Oh my goodness. Thank you. Thank you. You know. The same. Working. Helping Jimin prepare for the auction.” You took a sip of the coffee. “This is delicious.”

“Right?” Alice smiled, “I asked the driver if she would mind stopping at a real coffee shop and it turns out she was also burned out on BigHit house blend so we did. It’s so cold.” She shivered.

“Yeah. Well, you will be in the trailer to get started. Yoongi will be coming straight here so nothing will be done.”

Alice giggled, “Oooo, bed head Yoongi.” She turned around as you heard another car door shut. “You hear that Bongcha?”

What. the. Fuck.

“Hey!” Bongcha greeted you. “Ugh it’s so cold.” She wiggled and took a sip of her coffee. “Bed head Yoongi? Sign me up.”

You felt your eye twitch ever so slightly. You took out your phone, “Yeah he should be awake now. I’ll text him to check.” How to ask this tactfully, “Hey Bongcha. I thought Jessi was on make-up today.”

“She was, but she started to feel sick last night and asked if I’d cover for her. Of course I said yes.” She smiled

You swallowed your pride, “Awesome, well thank you so much. I really appreciate you stepping up. Like I said, you two will be in the trailer to start out. Yoongi’s room is in the very back, feel free to set up in there.” You gestured to the production trailer. 

“Great, thanks!” Alice said, walking around to the back of the van. You directed some of the assistants to help the ladies take their equipment inside.

YN: You up?

YG: No :p

YN: omg never call me a brat again. It’s freezing out here by the way

YG: What happened to “the snow is so pretty. I love winter. It’s the best”

YN: I like snow. I hate cold. Status?

YG: leaving now see you soon

YN: You gonna drink hot coffee today?

YG: never

You smiled and put your phone back in your pocket. Watching your breath become air you turned and looked at the set. It was all coming together; you had done it. It had fortunately stopped snowing for now, but unfortunately, your feet were soaked. You didn’t own waterproof shoes.  Oh well, you thought as you felt the cold begin to creep into your feet. This too shall pass.

You checked in with the crew members directing them to the hot beverage station which you had asked catering to set up outside. A floor had also been placed down under a canopy to provide a brief respite from any precipitation. Several people were taking turns standing in front of the heating lamps. “Thanks so much for ordering these!” “I can’t believe we’re shooting today.” You heard several times from the production crew. 

Finally you saw a car pull up that had to belong to Yoongi. You were surprised to see that he had driven himself. You had definitely requested a driver for him. You walked over, waiting for him to get his bag out and open the door.  He got out and mumbled a hello. He was wearing a hat, scarf, facemask, gloves, and long coat.

You smiled, “Hiding from the cold? A good strategy.”

“I hate this.” He said as he walked past you.

“I know.” You followed him, falling in step beside him. “But, look: you have a fancy trailer. And a fancy trailer to pee in. And your skin looks so refreshed and hydrated.”

You heard him laugh behind the fabric, “Yeah thanks, someone assaulted me with face lotion last night.”

“Assault? Please. Anyways, your room is in the back of the trailer. Alice and Bongcha are waiting for you, I have your outfits organized.” 

Yoongi stopped, “I thought I told you not to...you know.” He widened his eyes and trailed off as the two of you were surrounded by people. 

“I did what you asked me, and it couldn’t be helped. I’m sorry, I just found out.” You shivered. The sun had briefly escaped behind a smattering of gray clouds.

Yoongi rolled his eyes, clearly even more pissed off than he had been. “Yeah. Great. Where are your clothes?”

“What do you mean?” You asked, confused.

He gestured to you. “It’s -3.”

“I don’t have many winter clothes. Besides. It’s not so bad in the sun.”

Yoongi sighed in annoyance and took off his hat. He unceremoniously pulled it down onto your head, covering your eyes.  

“Hey...” you whined as you moved your hands up to fix it. When you did, Yoongi was already at the door of the trailer and going inside. You sighed and enjoyed the added warmth of the grey hat. It was extra toasty since Yoongi had inadvertently prewarmed it for you. You decided to go try and nonchalantly put your feet in front of one of the heaters and hope your shoes would dry out.

“45 minutes. 45 minutes left til go.” You yelled as you headed over to the awning. You plopped down into one of the camp chairs you had rented and took out your phone.

Jimin: Good luck today. I'll be sending you warm thought :(

YN: Thanks my dude. It’s fucking freezing out here. 

You snapped a selfie making a sad face.

JM: Yeah it snowed a lot last night. Omg you have Yoongi’s hat. So cute. Invite me to the wedding

YN: *eyeroll* I’ll invite you to your funeral *angry face*

JM: ahahahahahahahahahaha You smiled and answered a few emails.

WWH: Where are yooooooooo gggggguuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyssss. Yoongi won’t answer meeeeee :(

YN: Photoshoot all day. Sorry. Maybe we can hang this weekend.

YN: Jin is sad you won’t text him back. 

You sent a screenshot of Jin’s messages.

YG: WWH? 

YN: World Wide Handsome.

YG:.........user does not exists error 404

YN: ???????

YG: This number has been disconnected

Oh my God, you laughed. Putting your phone back into your pocket you decided to go make the rounds on the set and ensure when Yoongi came outside things could move quickly. The first set was with a sleigh. You walked through the blocking with the head photographer and checked with the propmaster to make sure the correct items were in and around it. Satisfied you went to the trailer. The door to the back room was open so you stopped at the doorway and watched. 

Alice had blown Yoongi’s hair back, exposing his forehead. Bongcha was done applying foundation and was lightly lining the corners of his eyes. He flicked them over towards you suddenly. 

“Go away, I’m mad at you.” Yoongi deadpanned

The two girls laughed.

“You two also. When you’re done with my make-up you can leave.” He pointed to the door while pouting. 

Clearly you had missed something.  “Oh? Yeah? Are you mad about the fancy trailer or the coffee station? I need to know.” You put a hand on your hip.

“I think he’s jealous of World Wide Handsome. He’s been going on and on about it. He was trying to get us to disagree, but we can’t.” Alice laughed. “I’m getting ready to spray, hold your breath if you’re sensitive.” 

Bongcha used her hand to shield Yoongi’s eyes as Alice applied the hairspray. 

You rolled your eyes as they all giggled. “Whatever. Your first shot is with the sleigh so it needs to have that Christmassy vibe. It’s this outfit here,” You walked in and gently shimmied behind the other girls, pulling the outfit and accessory bag off the garment rack. You sat down on the couch next to Yoongi. You turned and left the room.

“YN I’m just kidding!” You heard Yoongi yell. Whatever. He was right. Today sucked. You continued on outside, giving another countdown. A few minutes later Bongcha and Alice exited the trailer, presumably to let Yoongi change. They walked over towards you. Ugh. Not today. 

“How has everyone else been to Jin’s apartment but not me?” Bongcha whined as they approached you.

Alice laughed, “WelI was only there to work and do his girlfriend’s make-up. It was awful.”

“Ex-girlfriend though,” You clarified.

Bongcha sighed, “We’ll see how long it lasts this time. They do this a lot.”

“Oh. that sucks.”

“Yeah. Especially since Alice has the world’s biggest crush on him.” Bongcha teased.

“Shut up.” Alive gently shoved her. “Anyways...YN. I need to know. And I won’t be mad. Do you have a crush on Jin?”

You were dumbfounded. Why did people keep asking you that? “Um no?”

“Are you sure? Because you can tell me. I mean. I’ll fight you for him because I’ve liked him a long time and may the best girl win.”

You laughed, “Alice. I definitely definitely don’t like Jin. He’s like a goofy older brother to me. I’m just glad Yoongi has a friend.” 

Bongcha sighed, “It’s just our fate in life to pine after the men of BigHit,” She looked dreamily over at the production trailer.

“Sorry,” Alice said. “Yoongi mentioned Jin was in your phone as world wide handsome so I just got super paranoid.”

You blinked several times and then started to laugh. “Ahahaha no. That’s just how he talks and it makes me laugh. I mean. I understand that he is objectively a good-looking guy. But so are most of the guys we work with soooo…”

“Yeah. But Yoongi is definitely the cutest.” Bongcha sighed. “And he’s so sweet. He even let you borrow his hat today.” She smiled.

“Yep. He’s very thoughtful.” You added, careful to watch what you said. You felt slightly sick to your stomach. You saw the door to the trailer open. Yoongi had his coat on over the first outfit. He scanned the set and headed over to talk to the director of photography. You waited a few minutes before heading that way. 

"Perfect timing YN," Yoongi said. He slipped his coat off and put it around your shoulders. "Keep this warm for me." Before you could object he headed over towards the sleigh. 

Dammit. The coat was warm. You crossed your arms in front of you, pulling the fabric around you. Bongcha and Alice went in for touch ups and then the photography began. 

After the second set another round of snowfall began. You were thankful that so far Yoongi hadn't asked for his coat back. Your feet were thoroughly soaked. Everything on set seemed to be in order. The snow crunched beneath your feet as you made your way over to the production trailer. You headed into the back room and shut the door. Removing your socks and shoes you pressed your cold, pruny foot between your hands, hoping it would warm up. It did help, but you began to dread putting your socks back on. Dammit. 

You heard the door handle turn and looked up. Fortunately it was just Yoongi so far, not the girls. 

"Hey. Sorry, I'll get out of here." you said, starting to collect your things. 

"What's wrong with your feet?" Yoongi asked with a concerned look on his face. 

"Oh. I guess some snow got into my boots. They’re fine. Just cold." You half lied. 

Yoongi picked up one of your socks. "This is soaked. You can't put this back on." He gave the sock a disgusted look and jettisoned it across the room.

“No!!!! That’s my only sock. Yoongi I have to.” You got up to try and find it. “I don't have other ones. There's not even extra Gucci socks from the clothing trunk I can steal.” You started digging around between the couch and end table with your ass unceremoniously in the air.  

Yoongi smirked at first, “Well it's going to keep snowing.” He sighed. “Just stay in here the rest of the shoot.” 

You turned around, your face red from being upside down. “No. I'm your assistant. I need to be out there helping.” You were clearly upset.

Yoongi took out his phone and side eyed you. “Calm down. Just wait. We're taking a break anyways. 30 minutes. OK? I’ll be back.” He shut the door as he turned around. 

Yoongi dialed the number and walked over towards the door. There weren’t many shoes to sort through so he found yours quickly. He frowned as he felt how soaked they were and checked the bottom. The person finally picked up the phone.

Hobi’s voice was high pitched, tinged with concern. "You're calling me? Is everything OK?" 

"No.” Yoongi tried to keep his voice low as he walked over to his car for some privacy “We're at this fucking snow infested shoot and YN doesn't have waterproof shoes and her feet are going to get frostbite. Her socks and shoes are soaked." 

Hoseok could see where this was going. "Where is the shoot?" 

"It's only like 15 minutes away. Maybe 20 with the snow. She wears a 255" Yoongi opened his car door and got inside.

 Hobi couldn't resist, he ran his tongue along his lips. "And what do I get for this favor?" 

Yoongi ran a hand through his hair, "Whatever you want. I don't have  a lot of time before we start shooting."  He stopped in annoyance, the hair product sticking to his fingers.

Hoseok closed his eyes and smiled. The satisfaction of his suspicions being true felt good. "I tease. I like YN, I don't want her to get frostbite, I'm doing this for her. No favor necessary." 

“Thanks. I’ll send you the coordinates.” Yoongi hung up the phone and texted Hobi.  He leaned his head back against the headrest. Namjoon was making them do this to punish him, he was sure. There was no reason why this couldn’t have been moved back. He had done everything he had been asked to do lately though. Even though, it turns out what he had been tasked with wasn’t difficult at all. He hadn’t intended to like this arrangement. He hadn’t intended to like you. And it was becoming more and more difficult for him to ignore the fact that he did. You were constantly on his mind.

He smiled as he thought back to last night. You were so cute.  Yoongi closed his eyes briefly, remembering the weight of your hand in his and the feeling of your fingers on his face. He wanted it to happen again again. He felt a warmth rush through his body. It was cut short when he heard the car door open, shaking him from his thoughts. He was annoyed for a half second until he saw you. Still wearing his hat. You were holding his coat. 

“Here, you can have your coat back.” You said, handing it to him like a blanket.

He briefly chewed on his lip, and looked forward again. “Jhope’s bringing you shoes.”

“What? He doesn’t need to do that. Yoongiiii”

“You will make a terrible assistant if we have to cut your feet off.” He replied dryly. He cleared his throat. “Why are you out here anyways? You’re supposed to be staying in the trailer where it’s warm. And not wearing those,” he gestured in disgust to your soaked shoes.

You rolled your eyes, “Bongcha is ready to touch up your make-up. We have ten minutes until the shoot starts again.”

The snow had covered most of the windshield at this point. Leaving the two of you with a half-covered view of the set.

Yoongi looked back out towards the snow, his breath visible as he confessed, “I just want to go home.”

“Me too. I don’t even want to play in the snow. You know how bad that is?” 

Yoongi turned to face you, “If you like the snow so much why don’t you have snow-proof shoes?”

You fidgeted, uncomfortable with the question. “Snow shoes are expensive. I gave mine to my aunt when I moved out. She still has to walk to work.” You pulled down your sleeves to make sweater paws. “I work in the building most of the time so I thought she should have them.” 

“Of course you did.” Yoongi shook his head.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” You said defensively.

“Calm down brat. It means you do a great job taking care of others.” He reached over and grabbed your hand. “But you need to do a better job taking care of yourself.”

You looked out the window, sure that your face was growing red. “Yeah. I guess.”

“I know it’s what you’ve had to do for a long time.” He took a deep breath as he forced himself to say the next part, “So I’ll take care of you until you get better at it.” He squeezed your hand and then let go. “Jhope should be here soon with your shoes and socks.” He placed the keys in the cup holder. “Turn the car on if you want.” He let himself out, leaving you to sit and think about what had just happened. NEXT CHAPTER @lidda​​​​  @anpanman-sonyeondan​​​​   @firefairy1​​​​  @cuteipat​​​​  @sugaslittlekookies​​​​  @janeelizabeth1216​​​ @deeepvibes​​​​ @gxldenhunny​​​​ @livelyjay​​​​ @bobbyboops​​​​ @honeysunandsoil​​​​ @deathkat657​​​​ @niniita-ah​​​​ @min-yus​​​​ @or-worse-expelled7​​​​ @black-rose-29​​​​ @storms-and-stars-blog​​