#YOU DEVOURED THANK YOU

[kaitcake1289]

caroline POLACHEK 🤍

[brucewaynehater101]

I was gonna post about the fandoms least favorite things Tim does but these really are just neurodivergent symptoms huh?

lacks tact

Stand offish

obsessive

not good at understanding unsaid boundaries

his violent intrusive thoughts

hallucinations

my dude is so not neurotypical

.... Is he supposed to be neurotypical?

My dude legit became Robin by:

Hoarding information about The Flying Graysons

Obsessively learning all about Dick (to the point of stalking)

Inserting himself into a problem when no one else asked or wanted him to

Also... I thought we as a fandom loved his hallucinations?

Regardless, I personally find the listed behaviors of Tim to be parts of him that aren't "bad" qualities. The stand offish and lacks tact can be endearing. Not necessarily bad.

The "doesn't understand unspoken boundaries" seems to be more a communication problem between him and others. Then again, the Bats aren't known for their healthy communication skills.

The violent intrusive thoughts and hallucinations are neutral. They suck for Tim, but I don't dislike him because of them. Def not a neurotypical quality.

Nah. I think the fandom dislikes early Tim's misogyny (in particular to Steph). That I can understand.

Bottom line, Tim probably isn't neurotypical which correlates with some of his interpersonal issues. If he and others understood that (like with a diagnosis), they could all work on their issues to reach a mutual understanding and increase their ability to communicate.

[brother-emperors]

CAESAR AUGUSTUS AND MARCUS LICINIUS CRASSUS

this is about the spolia opima that crassus was robbed of lmao. like, yeah okay octavian could've asked him not to claim it, but nevertheless. a kind of theft happened there.

Fact and Fiction: Crassus, Augustus, and the Spolia Opima, Catherine McPherson

[zerguette]

@cosmicdenro -politely hands you art- here, a Righty

But also

:D (I love i did draw them correctly,,,)

[desomniis]

Charles: [Describing himself] If I was a woman, I would be in love with him. Carlos: [NOT a woman] 😍

[onceuponapuffin]

Me when I first joined the Good Omens fandom: How dare everyone insist they have sex all the time! They are supernatural beings and have no need for such things! It's not even their dynamic!

Me a few weeks later: Oh...yeah okay I see it now. Those two have some things they need to work out and talking just won't cut it.

Me now: I prefer my ineffable husbands naked and doing questionable things to each other PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

[alluralater]

i hate when switches that are more dominant than me hit my line. like?? get away from me?? why do you wanna put me on my back so bad!!! stop being able to tell exactly what buttons to push!! stop it!!

[bluntloyalist]

he is so special. to me

[vulpinesaint]

all you need is love <3 that and THE HUNT.

[gaymurdersalad]

Hi david, you seem awfully sweet! No offense to Legacy, but I personally think you deserve at least a LITTLE more credit, you're pretty caring. Hmm... Have some tomato soup! Sweet soup for a sweet guy :]

Wish I could stay long enough to be friends, but the soup council needs my soup expertise. Byeee! (whisper whisper: don't be afraid to stand up for yourself! you deserve the best, even if *someone* doesn't seem to think the same)

- the soup enthusiast anon

>I- I— I don’t—

>I think y’all are super sweet too, and— Thank you!— But, I… Ain’t nothin’ wrong!

>I don’t need t’… Uhm, stand up to nothin’. What- What should I be standing up to? Y’all— Oh, you all are bein’ silly, huh? Heh! I ain’t get much humor nowadays, sorry if I can’t catch the joke.

>Not too sure if I get it still… Shit, I- I’m bad at this, huh?

>… Y’all should be sayin’ all this stuff to Sportsy, anyways! I dunno why I’m the bell of the ball right now! Such a way with words, that one! Gah, he has me swoonin’ every time he speaks! I’m assumin’ y’all have met— He’s such a wonderful guy, you know that? Pretty easy in the eyes too, heh! I-

>I s- I should give this to Sportsy! He deserves a mot meal, anyhow.

>… Uhm… I- … I’ll… The smell is makin’ me kinda hungry, but that fella really should eat… When’s the last time he slept anyhow? Oh, god, I’m terrible for lettin’ this… I- Uh, oh god…

[firemenenthusiast]

take your pants off right now

[polkadotdragonx]

Fanart for the fanfiction Through the Ice by Tallihensia.

[unforth]

As I continue to plow through and adore Little Mushroom I'm trying to figure out how to sell it to other people to convince them to read it and it's like

(there are spoilers for the first half of book 1 in the below)

So it's a danmei book about a sentient mushroom whose self-budded vaguely mpreg offspring has been stolen. Yes, a literal (mutated) mushroom. No, mushrooms don't have gender but the mushroom uses he/him pronouns and I trust people (and mushrooms) when they tell me their genders so I guess this mushroom has a gender.

And it's about the state-sanctioned mass murderer whose path keeps crossing with his.

All of mankind has been locked into two small cities to protect them from radiation and the monsters formed by radiation. Yes, it's exactly as dystopian and awful as you'd expect. Insert every dystopia trigger warning here. See also: half the main ship is a state-sanctioned mass murderer.

As of about 200 pages in, every named character aside from the mushroom and the mass-murderer has died.

It's really clear the state-sanctioned mass murderer is falling in love with the mushroom. No, he doesn't know he's a mushroom. As for the mushroom's feelings...he's mostly vaguely confused and annoyed and intrigued.

The mushroom isn't wrong. Humans make no sense.

Look the mushroom just wants his spore back okay? GIVE AN ZHE BACK HIS SPORE.

It's amazing okay. It's amazing.

Read Little Mushroom. I mean it.

[masquenoire]

>> Pokemon Personality Quiz

Well, this was off to a good start. Roman looked at his result proudly, finding it very accurate for a man like himself. Nothing suited him better than a Dragon, being a natural leader with strong ambitions to take over Gotham and claim the city as his own. Damn right he had high standards and he wasn't afraid to show it!

"Agreeableness is very low? Fuck you, I'm perfectly agreeable when it suits me!" The rudeness of this quiz.

It was only getting after his result that the grumbling stopped, Roman completely in shock at what he'd gotten. He'd expected dragons; fierce, proud, powerful beasts that matched the vigor and menace he exuded and what he'd gotten was far from what he'd expected.

"And just what the fuck is that? A Goodra? Are you fucking kidding me!?!? That ain't no fucking dragon, that's something out of My Little P.ony or some kid's shit! Don't get mad if it slimes up my good suit? You better believe I'm gonna get PISSED at this gooey-eyed piece of shit touching me! Sure, don't give me the badass with blades in his face or the giant Blue Crocosaurus. Even the frozen turkey would be better than fucking Goodra." Roman seethed. This shit was exactly the reason why he didn't like Pokeymans or whatever the hell the stupid series was called.

Tagged ByStolen from: @peranarkia (♡) Tagging: Whoever would like to do it?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

A+ stream everyone, i need to go lay down and Process What the Fuck That All Was (deeply affectionate)

[merakiui]

Omg the octopus costume ask had me tears 😭

Imagine dressing up in an octopus costume for the Halloween bash-

I can already see reader making a horrible amount of octopus jokes/puns and Azul is just so done with it skjsjs

Omg I love that. To you, Floyd, and Jade? Another day of silly shenanigans. To Azul? Yet another reason to ban you from the lounge (although this threat is mostly empty because no matter what you're always allowed back in; you are his greatest weakness).

Do you know those costumes that are for two people? Like a camel or horse costume! What if it was something like that for an octopus costume and you and Jade or Floyd wear it together and since you're both underneath the fabric no one will see him getting handsy with you. >:) Jade or Floyd fucking you while you're both wearing the costume... Azul's going to wring both eels dead for touching his darling!!