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I don’t you’ve seen a fic where Tim ends up with Barbara after Jason’s death instead of Bruce. I remember that when Tim’s parents are kidnapped, Barbara asks Bruce for help and he tells her it’s a low priority because he’s too busy chasing the Joker. I think Ra’s gets involved at some point, but that might be a different fic…

It’s not ‘How to be a male batgirl’, but I can’t remember what it is.

I have not read that fic, but it does sound interesting. I'm curious about the difference dynamics with that. Barbara is like a family friend. She has the ability to disregard what Bruce says and make her own rules because she's not a part of the Waynes. If Babs steals Tim from Bruce (which, if he's a bad dad, good for Tim and Barbara), does Tim get immunity from Bruce too?

I love Oracle and her ability to help the female vigilantes. She provides safety, reassurance, distance from Bruce, and support. I'm too tired to delve into the gender dynamics and why her having a separate force from Bruce is so vital.

Dick, if he stays as a more independent agent in Bludhaven (who occasionally travels to help in Gotham), could also provide similar resources as Babs. It wouldn't quite be to Barbara's level, but it could be another person and location the batkids could go to.

It would be great if Babs, Dick, Alfred, and Jason all communicated with each other to provide aid and refuge to the younger Bats.

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@derp-a-la-sheep

SOMEONE IN THE COMMENTS FOUND IT.

"That Time Tim Totally Terminated Ra's Al Ghuls Entire Empire" by DawnsEternalLight

I couldn't find it cause the author didn't tag Ra's as a character even though he plays a huge role in it (which I tend to forget vital tags a lot too, so no worries).

I still definitely recommend it as a crack fic

do you have any (crack) recs where Tim takes over the league or something along those lines?

I do have one, but I can't find it for the life of me. I've tried every combo of tags I could. There's one where Ra's keeps trying to get Tim to join the LoA by kidnapping him and putting up motivational posters. He really tries to sell it. It's hilarious, but I can't find it.

As for not crack ones, the "Where Bats and Birds Roost" serires by Mouse_in_this_house has LoA members deflecting to Tim's payroll.

However, you are absolutely correct that there should be some fics about that.

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Found something while I was trying to find the fic that I can't find.

"The League of Assassins: An Indepth Exploration of the World's Most Prolific Group of Assassins" by Hint_of_Elation

Duke creates a documentary about the LoA

do you have any (crack) recs where Tim takes over the league or something along those lines?

I do have one, but I can't find it for the life of me. I've tried every combo of tags I could. There's one where Ra's keeps trying to get Tim to join the LoA by kidnapping him and putting up motivational posters. He really tries to sell it. It's hilarious, but I can't find it.

As for not crack ones, the "Where Bats and Birds Roost" serires by Mouse_in_this_house has LoA members deflecting to Tim's payroll.

However, you are absolutely correct that there should be some fics about that.

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Bruce unknowingly receiving advice from Tim on how to parent his siblings is top tier. They even become internet friends and lament about their kid(s) together. After a few months of chatting, Bruce notices that the vibes are off.

Tim, Mr. I-can-deduce-identities-from-a-flip, notices the examples of his internet friend keep describing his siblings. After coming to this theory, Tim puts it to the test and eatches Bruce implement very specific advice. Poor Tim anonymously befriended his son by complaining about his son online.

Bruce probably wouldn't find out because Tim is a god at parenting by that point, mainly continues to stay on the thread to give out advice, and rarely actually posts the situation as it is. Bruce also doesn't consider himself Tim's kid, so it wouldn't ping his brain.

Hc that Tim read a shit ton of parenting books before he became Robin specifically so he knew how to handle Bruce.

Absolutely. He read some books or looked online for things like "how to help your child through grief," "losing a parent," "help my child is a furry," "adoption trauma," "how to ground your child," "taking away your kid's car keys," and "how to add more color to your kid's closet." They've given Tim varying levels of success.

He even has a reddit account for parenting advice.

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back with my lineless artstyle

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Are there any Titan's Tower AUs where instead of Tim being Robin, it's Steph?

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Damian: Drake, why on earth are you still here? Your worthlessness is distracting me from my work.

Tim, running on 7 coffees, 4 energy drinks, and a butt load of spite: If you insult me one more time, I will accept Ra's' advances just so you have to call me Grandfather too, you little shit.

Damian:

Tim:

Damian: Understandable, have a nice day-

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AU: Jason has Lazarus Pit effects, but it just plays suitable (or funny) background music to whatever he's experiencing.

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slowly getting out of art block... here's a quick tim drawing 🤒

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Ra's is in Gotham

Tim: If you've git a problem, you're gonna have to get through me.

Ras, turning around to find tim: Ah, if it isn't the Young Detective.

Tim: In the flesh, you still keeping my spleen in a jar on your mantle?

Ras: Yes, and I pray to it every night that you might finally come to your senses

Tim:

Tim: Everyone heard that, right?

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*Dick trying to deal with his brothers from Blüdhaven*

Dick: It’s Tim, he wants to hang out with me tonight but he told me not to tell you.

Damian: Do not hang out with him.

Dick: Why?

Damian: You don’t want me to tell you.

Dick: Ugh, you can tell me, hold on… [thinks he's switched back to Tim]

Dick: Oh my God he’s so annoying.

Damian: Who is?

Dick: Who’s this?

Damian: Damian.

Dick: Right, hold on.. [switches over]

Dick: Oh my God, he’s so annoying.

Tim: I know, just get rid of him.

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Alfred: Batman would certainly not approve.

Robin: Which is why–we’re certainly not going to tell him, Alfred.

–Tim Drake with Alfred Pennyworth (Robin #27 – Natural Born Healer)

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Tim should wear a skirt. You know as a treat after all of the bs he goes through.

Like give me Tim who's scared to wear a dress after years of Jack's "macho man" expectations. Give me Tim who feels so comfortable in dresses but hesitant to tell other people. Give me Batkid's bonding where they fuck around with cosmetics and shit.

I bet Tim could do make-up and hair after all of his undercover shit. Maybe Cass asks to do his nails for practice and he can't say no to her (he loves it). Or Dick seeing his eyes lingering on a pretty dress and hyping him up to get it. (Pardon me if I get Duke's character wrong, I just started reading his comics) Imagine Duke ripping a bigot a new one after they make a snide remark. Bruce not knowing how to support him so he just buys him a whole boutique worth of dresses. YJ wolf-whistling the first time he shows them

Just, Femme Tim

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Some parent to Tim's account: "Hey, so what do I do when they literally start crawling on the walls and set the curtains on fire?"

Tim: "Great question! I remember when mine burnt three mattresses. As I've stated in previous posts, the crucial part identifying what they are trying to communicate. Although their...."

By the amount of property damage Tim has described, they all assume he has a high paying job. There's no way he can afford to otherwise.

Hc that Tim read a shit ton of parenting books before he became Robin specifically so he knew how to handle Bruce.

Absolutely. He read some books or looked online for things like "how to help your child through grief," "losing a parent," "help my child is a furry," "adoption trauma," "how to ground your child," "taking away your kid's car keys," and "how to add more color to your kid's closet." They've given Tim varying levels of success.

He even has a reddit account for parenting advice.

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do you have any (crack) recs where Tim takes over the league or something along those lines?

I do have one, but I can't find it for the life of me. I've tried every combo of tags I could. There's one where Ra's keeps trying to get Tim to join the LoA by kidnapping him and putting up motivational posters. He really tries to sell it. It's hilarious, but I can't find it.

As for not crack ones, the "Where Bats and Birds Roost" serires by Mouse_in_this_house has LoA members deflecting to Tim's payroll.

However, you are absolutely correct that there should be some fics about that.

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ok probably ooc but what if Tim kinda sees Bruce as his son. He hangs up Bruce’s weird ramble papers like you would a child’s drawing. He praises Bruce when he does something well, scolds him when he does something bad.

Tim has no reason to see Bruce as a father figure, but he has every reason to see him as a son. Plus, Bruce is always adamant that Bruce will never his dad, not the other way around

Jason: “he replaced me with you! A new shiny son since his first one died cause of him!”

Tim: “I.. believe you misunderstand my relationship with the Batman.”

Bruce should be named Billy cause he is the Batson

Tim puts little gold stars on the mission reports Bruce does well on and has a chart to track how well the man is doing at self-care tasks. Surprisingly, the frowny stickers are very effective at shaming Bruce. Maybe it's the disappointment of an inanimate object, maybe it's because a child is putting up the stickers, but Bruce hates seeing when a new one has been added to the list.

It would be hilarious if Tim pulled out the list for Jason and Damian too. He has sections for "insults," "murders," "knife pulled," and "bodily harm to family members."" He doesn't tell them he's the one doing it, though, cause it wouldn't be as effective. They just appear in a common area one day for all the Bats to witness.

Alfred puts ones up for the others as well.

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"basic torture techniques" because Bruce wanted to ensure Tim could get away and to safety no matter the damage

For those Titan's Tower AUs where Tim is all like, "That's Jason, so I'll let him torture/kill me when he pops by," what if Red Hood walks in on Robin being extra prepared. Tim greets him at the door with a smile, beckons him on over, and shows him the table of torture devices he gathered. It's almost like a kid trying to show their parent the amazing job they did in hopes they'll be praised.

"I wasn't sure which ones you preferred to use, so I grabbed a variety just in case."