#YOU DIDN'T GIVE THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE MORE SCENES????

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how tf are you gonna make a movie with Reeve Carney in it and just give him one scene

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how they fell in love with you

note: the urge to write smut is sometimes overpowered by the desperate desire to fall in love, so there ya go. might write how you fell in love with them sometimes in the future. quick note, my finals are coming up! yay! but fret not, mama will feed you nonetheless

warnings: nsfw undertones, not explicit, gender neutral reader, scary mask mentioned if you are sensitive to those do not search it on google lol

characters: gojo, geto, nanami, toji

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gojo

⁜ he's not a man of love, so he didn't even realize he was falling until it was too late

⁜ gojo is pretty much a loner, so he avoids having feelings romantically

⁜ probably thought "oh fuck" to himself

⁜ he realized it when he was bored and the first person he thought of calling was you

⁜ because he knew you would hang out with him, even if you were busy

⁜ and he appreciated that a lot

⁜ one thought to another, it hit him on his head

⁜ he thought it was just a crush but nooo

⁜ after that night, everything you did felt captivating

⁜ reaching for a book at a high shelf? you looked adorable on your toes. smiling and greeting gojo? he swears his heart stopped beating for a second. even just calling him satoru? he called his parents and thanked them for giving his name

⁜ he started acting weird around you, probably ignored your calls and stuff a lot

⁜ tried to push you away but it was so hard for him

⁜ he was so used to being together all the time

⁜ remember that friends scene? when chandler tells monica i love you? that's definitely something he would do

⁜ like

⁜ you would dress up silly (maybe don't put a turkey on your head) and go to his door to see if he was okay and talk through things

⁜ he would open the door, start laughing and just casually say "you're so funny i love you"

⁜ "you... do?"

⁜ "HAHAH WHO SAID THAT? NOT ME!" and slams the door on your face

⁜ except it DOESN'T close

⁜ "i... love you too? i guess?"

⁜ two dumbasses interacting

⁜ i love this dynamic so much

⁜ "ah... well that's great. um...."

⁜ "yeah haha."

⁜ "can you... take the mask off so i can see your face?"

⁜ "yeah sorry"

⁜ so you take your scary old witch mask latex hair halloween fancy dress face party costume cosplay masks props adult one size mask off

⁜ gojo kisses you and it feels like his insides are both burning up and cooling down

⁜ all the times he had imagined this moment

⁜ and how your lips connected perfectly with his

⁜ "is that why you were distancing yourself?"

⁜ serious turn huh

⁜ not the best thing to say after kissing someone, reader

⁜ "didn't know you liked me too"

⁜ "wait, did i make the sexiest man alive, biggest womanizer gojo satoru insecure? huh? you felt like a little boy? scared i would make fun of you, little baby boy? the strongest is--"

⁜ "oh shut up"

⁜ "how did you even recognize me with the mask on? it was supposed to be scary, y'know"

⁜ "you had a mask on?"

⁜ "fucker"

geto

⁜ you were dating for a while now

⁜ he thought of your relationship as a fling and nothing more

⁜ just someone to entertain his bored heart

⁜ he wasn't oh so charmed by you anyways

⁜ it was the little things you did for him

⁜ how you teased him back, how you joked with him, how you held him, how calm you looked while sleeping in his arms

⁜ he also isn't a man of love honestly, he wouldn't realize it either

⁜ tho he found it weird how often he would think about you

⁜ how he would dream about your lips, how his name escaped your lips

⁜ he would sometimes have dreams about you

⁜ you would be lying on his chest with your hair splayed on his body, he would be playing with them lightly

⁜ every time he woke up from that dream he would be hazy

⁜ his breaking point was when he left mimiko and nanako with you to take care of some work and came home to you, hair braided so poorly with an even poorer makeup on your face, sitting down on the floor with two dolls in your hands

⁜ you turned at him and greeted him with the brightest smile he had ever seen

⁜ his feet froze, mouth slightly open and eyes wide

⁜ he looked so confused that you thought something was wrong

⁜ nope, nothing was wrong. it was just that geto suguru's brain was getting flooded with thoughts of you

⁜ everything you had done that made him blush, that made his heart skip a beat

⁜ "i'm screwed"

⁜ it wasn't that he got impressed by your ability to entertain kids or seeing you as a possible mother figure

⁜ no, it was how much you cared for a piece of suguru. the girls were a huge part of his life and a piece of him. seeing how much you cherished them and accepted to take care of them in a heart beat made him realize his true feelings for you and yours for him

⁜ you weren't a fling, you weren't a crush

⁜ you were whom suguru was meant to spend his life with

nanami

⁜ nanami isn't an emotional man

⁜ he probably doesn't believe in all the soulmate crap

⁜ he firstly thought dating you was beneficial for him

⁜ you were good looking, in the same profession as him, a reasonable person too

⁜ in a world where everyone is superficial and cold, your warmth made him fall in love with you

⁜ how you would greet him with the biggest smile, how even the smallest compliments made you blush, how sweet you called his name

⁜ nanami felt guilty for thinking of you solely as a marriage candidate

⁜ you taught him how to enjoy the small things in life (other than bread i guess)

⁜ he learned to love your small things

⁜ your hands, your hair, the way you do your hair, how you softly moan his name

⁜ he knew how much he loved you, he just didn't express it verbally

⁜ when you told him i love you, he didn't hesitate for a second to say it back

⁜ married or not, you were who he was destined to be with

toji

⁜ another loveless, stonehearted man

⁜ or is he?

⁜ toji is vulnerable actually, conditions make him feel the need to act tough

⁜ and though he isn't emotional in his core, he still wants to feel safe around his loved ones

⁜ because when he cares, he cares a lot

⁜ so when he first met you, he felt the need to protect you

⁜ you were so reckless, so impulsive

⁜ he honestly found it annoying at first

⁜ if you ask him how he even agreed to be in a relationship with you, he would say "voodoo or sum shit"

⁜ toji never knew he would be the sane one in a relationship

⁜ so, he started walking around you like a big, scary dog

⁜ it started off as something like a favor

⁜ how you yelled "i can protect myself!" when you clearly couldn't was adorable to him

⁜ would tease you a lot too

⁜ "talking big for someone your size, doll"

⁜ still, despite how highly you see yourself, when something remotely scary happens, you would squeeze his hand tighter and hide your face behind his back

⁜ he found that adorable

⁜ or when a woman tries to hit on toji, you would get all bitchy and possessive

⁜ he found that adorable

⁜ you made him feel wanted, you made him feel needed

⁜ and behind closed doors, he could be vulnerable too

⁜ if he ever felt down, you welcomed him with open arms

⁜ after nightmares, you were there, hugging him, giving small kisses on his face

⁜ i don't think he gives too much meaning on saying "i love you"

⁜ so it would slip out of his mouth

⁜ kqwndxkasnwd he would accidentally say i love you mid sex

⁜ "you what?"

⁜ "huh?"

⁜ "what did you just say?"

⁜ "nothin"

⁜ "scared i won't say it back, babe?"

⁜ "..."

⁜ "if you be a good boy tonight, maybe you can get a treat, too"

⁜ toji is a tough guy, he can protect himself

⁜ but he doesn't mind if you try to protect him too

okay reader absolutely dominating toji to make him say i love you again is just ksakdskdwnjxkajsnckasjwecnkaenw #pegtoji2021

on another note, nanami's was pretty short cause i feel like he would be open with his feelings and accept being in love with you super fast lol

see ya next time you sexy beast (～￣▽￣)～

[poppy-metal]

Um…I would like some of the romance book recs please, it’s for research purposes 📝

cracks knuckles. okay first of all, more tame romances.

The love hypothesis - this started as reylo fanfiction LMFAO and you can definitely tell the characters (adam and olive) are meant to be rey and kylo but this romance is everything to me. ita fake dating w a grumpy hero and a sunshine heroine except he's never grumpy towards her and is SUCH a simp. this made me melt and didn't have gratuitous sex in it, so if you want a sweet tropey romcom please please please. the sex scene it does have is like.......a religious experience though.

The off campus series - im just putting the series here bc its honestly binge worthy. Its about hockey players and their romances and its very tropey and very much giving the fantasy of reforming a manwhore and making him your malewife. my favorites are probably the first and third book bc the first deals with a himbo and the third deals with a pretty boy literally folding in half over some pussy. i adore this series and if you end up liking the author you can binge the spinoff series too! Dean is literally my boyfriend. The smut in this is...yeah.

People we meet on vacation - i blame this book for putting me on my friends to lovers shit atm. its an opposites attract romance and the main characters name is POPPY. anyway poppy is like springy and flirty and energetic and alex is the nerd who's like stingy and introverted but goes out of his comfort zone for her. It spans over years and flips between past and present. Not super smutty but HEAPS of sexual tension and chemistry and enough steam for there to be a payoff for all the pining they do.

The kiss quotient - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. WHATS NIT TO FUCKING ADORE HERE. amazing rep, not only poc rep but autism rep as well. The hero in this is absolutely one of my top book boyfriends. Hes just...hes just....hes just. Fucking. The most considerate, patient gentle and sexy ass man to exist gn. And hes also a sex worker so YAY for that rep as well. The sex in this......toes curling eyes rolling back when is it my turn

It ends with us - NOW THIS. okay so if you're new to romance and don't know colleen hoover, check for trigger warnings on all her books. this deals with domestic abuse and the romance i love in this book is NOT between the main character and her abuser. Lily and atlas have...the most gentle love story. It makes me cry. There is not much steam in this at all its more emotional and heavy bc of its topic but the romance that does develop is so tension filled and like....intimate. its my favorite book couple and one of my favorite books from her.

Maybe someday - ANOTHER coho book. Again check the triggers bc this one deals w cheating. But its fiction so idrc LMFAO. Its not a spoiler bc its literally in the synopsis but the two main characters Sydney and ridge have SO much chemistry its insane. Ridge has a gf and Sydney just got out of a relationship so they start out as friends and then it goes from there. I just....something about their chemistry. Also deaf representation bc ridge is death! This isn't smutty but it had one of the most tension filled scenes I've ever read without sex that had me blushing and clenching my thighs. It involves a pen that's all I'll say.

The Calloway sisters - this is a spinoff from another series but honestly i just skipped those and read this one because the romance intrigued me more. Its between rose and connor and when i tell you connor is deadass one of the sexiest men alive i mean it. His energy is unmatched. Unparalleled. U can't beat it hes so perfect its GROSS. its enemies to lovers but not really because connor is whipped and endeared by everything rose does and just likes to verbally spar with her. Very spicy. Very.

Punk 57 - my favorite romance to exist ever for ever. I base my fanon eren off misha. That's all i need to say. Misha is everything to me. This is the enemies to lovers angsty smutty drama filled romance of your dreams with the pretty popular girl and the outcast loner guy. I have the physical copy and have annotated all over it im obsessed. Also Penelope Douglas in general writes the hottest smut you will ever read. Its honestly not even a contest.

Birthday girl - yet another PD book i am just her biggest fan. This is an age gap with a girl falling for her boyfriends dad and.....uh huh. Uh huh. Surprisingly very sweet.

Now we're onto.....some...darker romance. These are romances that in general potray toxic relationships and are filled w smut and are just to fuel all your toxic fantasies LMFAO

The made series - the sweetest oblivion and the maddest obsessed specifically. Its a mafia romance so like. General warnings for that. Nico and elena in the first book make me want to throw myself into a pool i literally couldn't read this in public i love them so so much. Nico is my boyfriend. CHRISTIAN THO????? hes the hero of the second book and like.....if nico is my boyfriend than hes my husband. He is just......he literally has to go to therapy to reign in his obsession with his love interest and it doesn't work. Hes also russian. Goodnight.

The devils night series - this series is like. My biggest fantasy come to life. Four over privileged hot guys wanting revenge on their respective love interests. This is also from Penelope Douglas and. And. I CANNOT recommend her enough. She is my everything. The four horsemen (the main heros) are crack. I re-read this series every month. Michael is like...boyfriends older brother who you're obsessed with but he barely knows you exist trope. Kai is the level headed guy losing his cool over the girl hes in love with who makes him work for it trope. Damon is just the villian you're in love with and will is the popular boy in love with the nerd who doesn't give him the time of day. I have dreams about these characters that's how deeply obsessed i am with this series.