#Yeah I blame these kinda mfs. 😒

[ellisdelanceys]

The doll collector community is so full of toxic, mindless overconsumption.

"I don't like this doll, but I'm going to buy it anyway! Actually, I'll buy 2!"

Or you could... I don't know... save your money and leave the dolls for people who actually want them? Just a wild thought.

[breathinlove]

band!ellie 2 headcanons and smau

read this

sinopse: ellie williams is the lead singer in a band (+some texts with her).

cw: nsfw after the texts with warning! swearing, explicit, reader works in a record store and ellie's a simp, not explicit if reader is fem or masc.

part 1

band!ellie who made it unbelievable for dina and jesse to believe she found her girl, but then they met you.

“this shit's cringe as fuck, but you two are sweet…�� jesse starts and dina immediately agrees. “yeah, she's perfect for you, el.” “i knowwwww, i need her.” jumping like a teenage girl fr...

band!ellie who sometimes thinks her bandmates like you way too much.

“invite y/n to the next rehearsal too for real.” jesse says after you leave a rehearsal you went to. “okay man i get it, she's amazing.” with an annoyed expression. “so… invite her.” dina chuckles. “no, i don't want any of you jumping on my girl.” but she does invite you anyway.

band!ellie who's so stupid tbh, she's gonna sign girls’ tits after concerts and act all oblivious when you swerve her kisses.

and swerving her is so fun istg, she's gonna try like 4 times before she's upset. UPSET! (she will go non verbal).

band!ellie who's the type to perform and glance at you like you're about to have sex right that instant (u will, after the concert tho!).

band!ellie who's a singer herself but turns on the tv and pretends to be the weeknd for you.

band!ellie who wishes she could rap… actually, no. she thinks she can.

"that was... something." you smirk and she scoffs, throwing herself on the couch she was standing on, mic in hand. "i'm literally in my rapper era but whatever, you'll see." and you're full on laughing. "don't laugh." and you come hug her and say she's so so special.

band!ellie who makes it so you can't open x (twitter) without seeing girls mourning your girlfriend… she's alive not single tho!

band!ellie who's always late for everything, but she tries her best istg. you and the band are TIREDDD.

band!ellie who's nervous about pda… but she likes it, showing everyone you're hers and she's yours.

band!ellie who made a slideshow about how you should move into her apartment… that was kinda like:

“REASONS FRRRR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

ALL OF THEM 🤣

we're literally soulmates so we gotta be roommates too???

countless sleepovers omg i'm crying!

i'll never be late again (kinda😬)

we can get a pet tg 😯

i'll get to listen to u sing in the shower more and you know i like hearing you and singing with you while im in the toilet or even outside the bathroom

passionate lesbian sex before sleeping, after eating, doing the dishes, the laundry ALL THE TIME

i love you the most and i want you close all the time

you love me back (i hope) so you gotta want me close too

i want you as my wife asap

think about it, thanks and please my love ❤️”

you moved in… weak mf but can anyone blame you??

band!ellie who loves cooking with you for friends and family when they come over. just loves being with you in general but even house chores are better with you??

band!ellie who comes to disturb see you at your job, your bosses hate her and said they were gonna stop selling their album 😒 (they actually love her).

band!ellie who switches from your serious cool rockstar girlfriend to your silly baby girlfriend in a second.

band!ellie who reposts them and comments under edits fans make of you, even more than her own edits.

“that's my baby so stop gawking.(jk)” “whats her @” “id repost but my gf would be jealous, shes hot asf 🤤🤤” “THAT'S MY GIRL” “creamed💔” "straight to the y/n folder" someone said “ellie cant handle allat” and she replied fr “true, she the one handling me 💯💢” SHE HAS NO CHILL...

band!ellie who pays the same attention to potential hate you'd get, she will block them… don't talk about her girl.

nsfw (cw: cunnilingus [e and r!receiving], fingering [e and r!receiving]. switch!ellie!!!!).

band!ellie who treats you like a star

you were supposed to be in the shower but ellie saw you stripping out of your clothes and she has to ask to kiss your clit, dropping to her knees. her fingers bruising your thighs and shes eating you out as if she'd been starving. you cum but she's not satisfied yet, she pulls you down on the bedroom carpet with her "give me another one, please." hands roaming your skin ever so softly, sending shivers down your body. she asks what you want, the position, how many fingers, she just needs to please you. and now she's on top of you, pounding you with her fingers and pressing down your lower stomach because she just wants you to cum again.

band!ellie who loves sleepy sex

she's gonna be in bed with you, almost asleep asking you for kisses, then for some touches... and you end up between her legs, sloppy nasty head and some slow fingering. your lips around her clit and kissing her pussy lips and slit and your fingers in and out her pussy. she's whining and squealing, playing with her own tits and caressing ur face. you're humming against her pussy and she's clenches "let go for me, ellie..." you coo and she squirts on your mouth and fingers. soft pants leaving her lips, soon stopping with her caresses on your face as you lick her cum. you look up, hair messy against the pillow and eyes closed. "i love you..." she mutters after you clean her and lay next to her "i love you." you spoon her.

a/n: this is kinda shitty but it's for who asked for more! @kyleeservopoulos @sameenatruther @harrysslutsstuff

[4awny]

Sp Study Headcanons that literally nobody somebody asked for:

Kenny:-

actually listens and pays attention in class

but literally cannot study at all if cartman is there

would rather race cars and start fires than study

easily distracted

is kind of 🤷🏼‍♂️ whatever when its exam day

legs spread as far out from the desk as possible

likes to watch other people stress out from the back row

grade? B. people under estimate him

Kyle:-

disgustingly prepared

gets stressed out a lot tho

like when people won't shut up

therefore prefers to study alone

the closer he is to the final exam > the more moody he gets

permanent 😠 face

blames cartman for distracting him

i mean yeah. he does that a lot tbf

is up all night studying despite knowing sleep is just as important

fear of failure maybe?

OK I could go on here

grade? A. predictable. the hard work paid off

Stan:-

doubts himself the whole time

king of procrastination

not completely his fault, always busy doing shit for ppl

thinks he's totally prepared

opens up the first page of the exam paper

immediately forgets everything he ever knew

🤯 lost af

oh wait he does know something

comes out feeling like he let himself down

grade? C. all gd my guy

Cartman:-

this kid will not acknowledge an exam until the day before

then panics like hell

and kyle told him so too

looks over to each friend as if to say HELP ME when everybody opens their paper

obviously no one helps him lol

like? man should have listened

cannot concentrate, thoughts racing, over thinking

leads to inner meltdown

struggles to submit anything worth a pass due to the stress

acts like it was the easiest exam of his life

OK enough lore

grade D. just about.

Butters:-

surprisingly good with numbers

brings a pencil sharpener into the exam hall

and like 4 extra pencils too

is pretty confident

real cocky too. smug is the word

bc he the only mf to actually enjoy exams

looks over at cartman with a 👍🏻

gets a 🖕🏼 in return

grade B+. kid is no dumbass

Craig:-

should probably try harder

doesn't even care about grades

kinda does actually

"let's just get this over with" as he rolls up to the exam hall with his hands in his pockets

😒

pretty average student

writes 'fuck knows' for questions he doesn't know

having good common sense helped him massively

grade? B. nobody knows how he managed it either. mystery

Tweek:-

a lot of pencil tapping

relies on a lot of caffeine

...obviously

sweaty palms

forever looking around at other people

reads the question 10 times

then 10 more times

still doesn't understand so writes nothing.

goes back to the 1st question halfway through

adds ???? next to his answers

doctors handwriting. barely readable.

grade? it's a D. rip

Clyde:-

"test? what test?"

moderately studies...

for the wrong exam

writes notes on his hand before the final

chews gum throughout

It annoys tweek, who can hear it from 14 seats back

always the first to finish

because finishing first means he's better than everyone else

🤡

spends the next half hour doodling circles all over the desk

only cares about the party afterwards anyways

grade?? big fat FAIL

Tolkien:-

actually knows his stuff, bc he covered literally everything

apart from that 1 subject, but he didn't care about it anyway

reads a lot of books, loves literature

sleeps well, eats well

helps his mind combat pre-exam stress

feels pretty confident on exam day, but hides it well

doesn't want his friends to think he's a nerd or anything...

Grade? A+++++. total NERD

[borathae]

Honestly I don’t blame OC at all for fucking Jimin. It wasn’t her fault at all that he took it too far and not only bit her, but fed her his blood. Even if she didn’t trust him 100%, how the hell would she have known that he didn’t have control over himself like that? The first few times he bit her, he thought that he and Tae had an agreement that she was only food to them. Now that it’s established that Tae loves her and that, Jimin made it obvious that he at least cares about her safety and trying to keep her from harm, so I understand why OC would just be like “fuck it” and give in.

Even the biting I would have let slide if he didn’t feed her the mf blood and emotionally manipulate her into an anxiety attack 😭 if he were a normal person and was just like “yeah the sex was crazy good but oops bitch I drank your blood 😫 I know I be lying but I’m so serious when I say that it was an accident 😢 lemme get tae in here right quick to fix it I apologize 😔” but I understand that Namjoon fucked him up and he has obvious abandonment issues, and I can see that he’s at least remorseful, but I do hope that OC kicks his ass. At least once. Like just beat the everloving shit out of him. And I want Tae to watch like “✌️good luck Charlie”

ALSO can I just say that I love how it’s established that both Jungkook and Jimin get bothered by the thought of Tae with strangers, and that the both of them are just baffled at how chill OC is about it? 😭 they’re both like “he better not be in there fucking 😡😡😡” and she’s the one in a committed relationship with him like “he’s not don’t worry. and if he is, whatever. he know where home is. i be fucking too” 😭😭😭 she’s so real. Maybe it’s because OC is more secure in their relationship?

(I’m sorry this ask is so long but I got more to say so bare with me.)

Also: is it just me or do I see Tae feeling a little insecure about MC and Yoongi? Just mainly in regards to who MC goes to when she’s at her lowest, because it seems like Yoongi is always there to catch her and it’s almost as if he doesn’t trust Tae to take care of/protect OC. I always end up feeling so bad because Tae is always like “I can take care of her too” and Yoongi is like “go to your room 😒” or maybe I’m just reading into it too much? I just can see that being a point of contention between OC and Tae, where he feels like she doesn’t trust him as much as she does Yoongi.

You guys 😩 do you want head too? I have a very fit tongue, I can go all night 👉🏻👈🏻 JAFDSFJ sorry I'm just so !!! I love you guys so much 💜

Honestly I don’t blame OC at all for fucking Jimin. It wasn’t her fault at all that he took it too far and not only bit her, but fed her his blood. Even if she didn’t trust him 100%, how the hell would she have known that he didn’t have control over himself like that? The first few times he bit her, he thought that he and Tae had an agreement that she was only food to them. Now that it’s established that Tae loves her and that, Jimin made it obvious that he at least cares about her safety and trying to keep her from harm, so I understand why OC would just be like “fuck it” and give in.

I LIKE THIS SO MUCH!! I honestly think that this is why OC "gave in". Whenever she interacted with him lately, Jimin protected her in some way or the other. He kept her safe from "the hunt" and get rid of the sexual predator and made sure she got some air. And then they shared this very nice moment on the seesaw. I think some level of base trust was established during those moments and also the fact that he is Tae's best friend kinda makes her trust him more than she maybe should have.

Even the biting I would have let slide if he didn’t feed her the mf blood and emotionally manipulate her into an anxiety attack 😭 if he were a normal person and was just like “yeah the sex was crazy good but oops bitch I drank your blood 😫 I know I be lying but I’m so serious when I say that it was an accident 😢 lemme get tae in here right quick to fix it I apologize 😔”

RIGHT?? The situation would have been so easy to resolve if only he stopped to think rationally for a moment gosh this stupid bean 😭 also jafjdsjfa OC kicking the living shit outta Jimin jafjdsjf please why would this end in them angry fucking while Tae jerks off? like help??

ALSO can I just say that I love how it’s established that both Jungkook and Jimin get bothered by the thought of Tae with strangers, and that the both of them are just baffled at how chill OC is about it? 😭 they’re both like “he better not be in there fucking 😡😡😡” and she’s the one in a committed relationship with him like “he’s not don’t worry. and if he is, whatever. he know where home is. i be fucking too” 😭😭😭 she’s so real. Maybe it’s because OC is more secure in their relationship?

Oooh this is such a nice view on this situation thank you for bringing this up!! There are two things which differentiate OC from Jikook. First of all, Jungkook was never in such an official relationship ever since he became a vampire and I think it's making him (understandably) possessive over the bond he has with Tae. While Jimin, as you said before, has major abandonment issues and also in a sense knows that Tae is his only real friend and therefore is even more scared of losing him. While OC feels very secure with Tae, especially after the conversaation she had with him a few chapters ago. She knows that Tae at his core has his little group of close people, which he would never abandon even if he "fucks around" and she knows that she, as well as Jikook are part of it too 🥺

ALSO YOUR TAKE ON TAE'S INSECURITIES IS VERY INTERESTING AND I CAN'T SAY MORE BUT OMGMG INTERESTING YES VERY INTERESTING 😶

Also never apolgise for long asks, they fuel me!! No joke I fucking love talking about my stories with you guys 💜💜