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crusherthedoctor · 5 years

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Sonic Villains: Sweet or Shite? - Part 12: THE HARD-BOILED HEAVIES

There are some villains I like. And there are some villains I don’t like. But why do I feel about them the way I do? That’s where this comes in.

This is a mini-series of mine, in which I’ll be going into slightly more detail about my thoughts on the villains in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, and why I think they either work well, or fall flat (or somewhere in-between). I’ll be giving my stance on their designs, their personalities, and what they had to show for themselves in the game(s) they featured in. Keep in mind that these are just my own personal thoughts. Whether you agree or disagree, feel free to share your own thoughts and opinions! I don’t bite. :>

Anyhow, for today’s installment, we’ll be covering the rotund oppression squad of Sonic Mania, and celebrated improv artists among the Badnik community: the Hard-Boiled Heavies.

The Gist: Sonic the Hedgehog and Miles "Tails" Prower were heading to Angel Island in pursuit of a mysterious new jewel that their nemesis, Dr. Eggman, was on the hunt for. Unfortunately for them, a squad of Egg Robos had already beaten them to the punch, because literally everyone in the Sonic universe is faster than Sonic. Upon being unearthed, the jewel in question - the Phantom Ruby - wasted no time in working its magic, and with its unexplained distortion efforts, it sent Sonic and Tails (and Knuckles) to Green Hill.

Also, it gave the Egg Robos more than a few nifty accessories.

The king was on his own with finding the tip of his scepter though.

Thus began a new adventure that proved to the non-believers that this franchise can in fact work beautifully when the characters have gameplay mechanics in common with each other and aren't going around picking up guns and turning into werehogs. Sonic was on a mission to get to the bottom of the Phantom Ruby shenanigans, but his upgraded opposition, dubbed the Hard-Boiled Heavies, did whatever they could to stop the hedgehog's pulse, which largely involved making use of old Badniks in refreshing and exciting new ways... much like themselves.

This is a more compelling take on Arthurian legend than the entirety of Black Knight.

All the while, Eggman carried on using the Phantom Ruby to his heart's content to make things even more difficult for our heroes, like teleporting them away as often as a Kirby final boss, and giving Metal Sonic a brand new Final Smash. Eggman planned to use the Titanic Monarch, a giant robot that made the monsters in Shadow of the Colossus look vertically challenged by comparison, to achieve his lifelong dream of taking over the world. Complications arose however, when the leader of the Heavies decided he wanted the Phantom Ruby for himself. Sadly for him, this was not an Adventure Era title, meaning Eggman actually fought back, and on equal terms at that. Sonic, with his super form, was forced to take on Eggman and the King at the same time.

In a stunning revelation, Sonic defeated them both. But not before the Phantom Ruby itself teleported the hedgehog away one last time, to a different time completely, where he would experience a different journey altogether... Then he came back, did the whole thing all over again, and now he's cracking a cold one with the boys (and King, for some reason).

Fucking 4Kids censors at it again.

The Designs: The Heavies are still Egg Robos at their core, so they share the same general body structure. Don't assume that makes them indistinguishable however, for they've been given a lot of bells and whistles that play to each of their thematic motifs, right up to their weapons of choice.

Heavy Gunner is a robo-bobby:

"You're nicked, hedgehog... But before you're sent to the chair, are there any pencils you'd like me to sharpen for you?"

Heavy Shinobi is a stealthy ninja, despite being neon green:

He speaks entirely in fortune cookies.

Heavy Magician is always dressed to impress:

These guys certainly do make me feel like magic.

Heavy Rider is a rough n' tough knight of the round table... if that table was Eggman's:

She dances when'ere she's able.

And the top dog, Heavy King, is suitably imposing without trying too hard and looking accidentally hilarious in the process, unlike certain other villains in this very series:

Why did he watermark his chest hair?

His Majesty also gained a second form during his final battle, which sacrificed his legs for size, power, and high quality Tee Lopes rips.

And a chimney for his head.

These designs already go far to give the Heavies their own sense of individual character. As you'll soon notice however, that's only half of it...

The Personalities: You can laugh all you want, but these Egg Robos in a game with no dialogue whatsoever managed to show vastly more personality than many of the villains in this franchise WITH dialogue. Look at this shit right here, and tell me they don't immediately ooze charm like it's nothing.

Pictured: Love at first sight.

And this extends to your confrontations with each of them. Gunner is crafty, and willing to sacrifice his own men to cover his ass, but the panicked look on his face when things go south for him is very relatable.

"Wait... I'm in a Sonic game...? ...For Sonic fans...? ...Oh god..."

Meanwhile, Shinobi puts up a cool and suave front, and never hesitates to go in for the kill, but he's not above playing around for the sake of his own cockiness.

Magician is a bubbly showoff, always popping up to mess with the heroes at a moment's notice. But she's also rather affable, and well-mannered to her mortal enemies.

Almost makes up for the Strangelove hands.

And Rider is perpetually in the midst of a cocaine rush, as her thirst for thrill and fun never sleeps. Yet she appears to have great affection for her pet Motobug, Jimmy.

Finally, King is a no-nonsense frowny face with a Sean Connery accent who is sick of his fellow Heavies' shit, who can nonetheless back himself up as the group's undisputed leader.

They may be fairly straightforward, but through the subtleties of their animations, there's a lot of life put into these guys, and their characters don't start and finish with their default trait like so many before them. You don't need to be Shakespeare in a Sonic game. You just need to be memorable and entertaining while fulfilling your role. And the Heavies do that with considerable ease.

The Execution: This might come as a surprise to you, but I love the shit out of the Heavies.

How can you hate this???

You have to understand that an overwhelming number of villains in this franchise not named Eggman have not only ranged from mediocre to terrible, they've also had a tendency of feeling the same as each other. When it's not a giant monster with little backstory of genuine interest, it's a guy dressed in all black who does evil for evil's sake. And that's without adding the recolours and their penchant for gaining disproportionate fandoms simply for being recolours.

Why is it, then, that a group who are all based on the same robot succeed where those villains fail?

Well, I'd argue there's a few elements at work there. The obvious one is that they're simply better implemented, and they leave an impression through their boss encounters and animations rather than whether or not they played tonsil hockey with Shadow or Amy in a fanfic. Another factor is that unlike other villains, they were never hyped up to be the Raddest, Baddest, Greatest Enemy of All Time for Sonic, and thus they didn't run the risk of not being able to live up to that claim. They were allowed to simply exist and do their own thing, as one addition to help compliment an overall package.

You could also argue that their status as a group works in their favor too, as it helps to make each of their traits pop out that little bit more. And they're honestly really clever with their strategies, like how Magician transforms into forgotten characters to spice things up, or how Shinobi's shurikens aren't actually shurikens, but rather Asterons, one of the most notorious enemies in the series. And need I mention Rider using a goddamn Motobug like it's a steed? These characters could have been very throwaway, but there's a surprising level of thought put into how each of them work, and giving them a characteristic spin that works to Sonic's tastes, and considering this is the same franchise that gave us a bad guy named Black Doom, I'd say it's worth noting.

"...Please explain why Boobie Bots Weekly is in my search history."

So yes, in this world where Dooms and Mephiles's's's's's's have been running rampant, the Hard-Boiled Heavies share their creator's honor of making a name for themselves. And as much as I have a fondness for the Deadly Six in spite of their issues (Zazz and Zor are still hilarious, fight me), I will agree without argument that the Heavies are a much better execution of the quirky boss group format on the overall side of things. And I swear to GodJesus and the Bear, if they never make a single appearance past their debut, I will be a very sad panda. If they can give Silver and his tiresome schtick countless second chances (and failing to make it interesting every single time), they can sure as hell give these juggernauts another go.

But until then, at least we still have Mania. Now if you'll excuse me, Shinobi's about to teleport behind me. Hope it's nothing personal.

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The Quill Seal Of Approval Awards - The Best of 2018

Hello and welcome, dear reader, to the greatest, most important awards ceremony in the history of entertainment. The Quill Seal Of Approval Awards. The award of recognition that everyone on Earth covets even though they don’t know it. For the Quill Seal Of Approval is a most esteemed prize for hard work and artistry. Better than the Golden Globes, more prestigious than the BAFTAs and guaranteed to be more diverse than the Academy Awards. You know your film, novel, TV show or video game has achieved legendary status when some random nobody on the internet says it’s the best in some obscure top 10 list that’s read by only a couple of people. That’s the true sign of success.

First, a few parish notices. Obviously this is my subjective opinion, so if you disagree with my choices, that’s fine. Go make your own list. (also remember that my opinion is 100% objective, scientific, factual and literal truth and anyone who disagrees is clearly a philistine and a dummy and a poopy-head whose mum smells of elderberries). Also please bear in mind that I haven’t been able to experience everything 2018 has to offer for one reason or another. In other words, please don’t be upset that A Star Is Born isn’t on this list. I’m sure it’s as amazing as everyone says it is. I just never got around to watching it.

Okay. Let us begin.

Inside No. 9 - Series 4

BBC2′s Inside No. 9, written by the League of Gentlemen’s Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith, is an anthology series that’s often sadly overlooked, but it’s really worth a watch if you’re into shows like Black Mirror and The Twilight Zone, and this series in particular has been fantastic. We’ve had an episode written entirely in iambic pentameter, an episode whose chronology runs backwards, a live episode that really plays around with the format, episodes containing tragic and biting satire, and one especially twisted episode that brings out a side of Steve Pemberton we’ve never seen before. Series 4 has been a real treat from start to finish, with each episode beautifully written and expertly performed. Inside No. 9 deserves to share the same pedestal as Black Mirror, no question.

Black Panther

I’m sure everyone knows about my less than flattering views on the Marvel Cinematic Universe by now, which is what made Black Panther such a breath of fresh air for me. Stripping away all the convoluted crap, Black Panther has often been compared to The Dark Knight, and for good reason. Like The Dark Knight, this movie uses the superhero genre to tackle real social and political issues. In Black Panther’s case, exploring just what it means to be black in the modern world. Boasting an impressive cast of black actors, strong female characters, an engaging and complex antagonist, fantastic special effects and truly excellent direction from Ryan Coogler, Black Panther represents a new benchmark for Marvel, the superhero genre and the film industry in general. It proves how important and how lucrative diversity and representation in media can be, and it unintentionally shows how flawed the Marvel business model has become. The reason behind Black Panther’s success is simple. It’s because it’s bloody brilliant. And the reason it’s bloody brilliant is because Coogler was allowed to realise his own creative vision without Kevin Feige and Mickey Mouse breathing down his neck. Perhaps they should take note of that in future.

Deadpool 2

Of course Deadpool 2 is going to be on this list. Are you really surprised?

The Merc with the Mouth goes from strength to strength in the rare instance where the sequel is actually as good as, if not better than, the original. The first Deadpool was a great origin story for the character, but Deadpool 2 felt like an adventure ripped straight from the comics themselves. Crass, ultra violent and hysterically funny, Deadpool 2 is the crowning jewel of the X-Men franchise. Fan favourites such as Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Colossus return as well as new characters such as Domino, played by the exceptional Zazie Beetz, Cable, played by the astounding Josh Brolin, and Firefist, played by Julian Dennison who deserves all the success in the world because good God this kid can act!

But of course the star of the film is Deadpool himself with Ryan Reynolds once again proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that he understands this character back to front. Not only is he hysterically funny, capturing the character’s irreverent tone perfectly, he also absolutely nails the tragic underpinnings of Deadpool that make him such a wonderful character. In between the f-bombs and gore are moments of real drama and emotional pathos as the film tackles themes such as loss, discrimination, abuse and suicidal depression. All this whilst taking the piss out of 2017′s Logan.

Oh yeah, and it also features the first openly LGBT superheroes in cinematic history. Fuck you Disney! NegaYukio and Poololosus for the win! LOL! No, but seriously, now that you have the rights to X-Men back, if you try and censor Deadpool in any way, shape or form, I will kick your arse.

God Of War (2018)

“BOY!”

Yes Kratos is back, having successfully destroyed the world of Greek mythology and now has his eyes on the Norse Gods. And he has a son now. What could possibly go wrong?

Seriously though, this new God Of War is simply exquisite. While I have long admired the God Of War franchise for its interpretation and adaptation of Greek mythology, the previous games in the series have never exactly been the most sophisticated when it comes to storytelling (and the less said about the casual sexism, the better. Yes Sony, I promise I understand the thematic reasons behind playing a minigame that allows you to have sex with Aphrodite in God Of War 3, but it still doesn’t change the fact that it’s sexist as shit). God Of War 2018 changes all that with an intelligent and engaging story that allows us understand and connect with Kratos at a more personal level than we’ve ever done before. Taking place years after God Of War 3, Kratos is older, wiser and trying to raise his son Atreus in the hopes that he won’t make the same mistakes Kratos did in his past. Not only is the story amazing, continuing the franchise’s themes of vengeance and the strained relationships between parents and their children, the gameplay is also a ton of fun with many memorable moments and boss fights.

And as an added bonus, we get two strong female characters that aren’t treated like discardable sex objects. That was nice of them.

Incredibles 2

The long awaited sequel to The Incredibles finally arrived in 2018 and it did not disappoint. Incredibles 2 was everything I could have wanted and more. Continuing on from the events of the first movie, we see Elastigirl take the spotlight as she fights the Screenslaver whilst trying to persuade the worlds’ governments to lift the ban on superheroes. Meanwhile Mr. Incredible takes a back seat as he tries to reconnect with his kids Violet, Dash and Jack-Jack and prove he can be a good, supportive dad.

Continuing to draw inspiration from Fantastic Four, X-Men and Watchmen, Incredibles 2 is... well... incredible. Expanding the world he created, Brad Bird tells a smart, funny and compelling story that stands head and shoulders above the majority of superhero movie fodder we get nowadays. Elastigirl flourishes in the lead role this time around and the kids get a lot more development, the Screenslaver is a great villain that compliments the themes of the franchise wonderfully, and we get to see a whole bunch of new characters such as Voyd and the Deavor siblings as well as the return of old favourites like Frozone and Edna Mode.

Honestly, the baby alone is worth the price of admission. Hopefully we won’t have to wait another fourteen years for Incredibles 3.

Marvel’s Spider-Man

Marvel’s Spider-Man is an amazing game. But of course you knew that already. It’s made by Insomniac Games, the same guys behind Ratchet & Clank. Of course it was going to be brilliant.

Simply put, this game does for Spider-Man what the Arkham games did for Batman. Not only is it a great game with brilliant combat and fun web swinging mechanics, it also has a great story worthy of the wall crawler. Unlike the movies, which seem to continuously yank Peter Parker back into high school with each new reboot as those the poor bastard were attached to the fucker on a bungee rope, this Spidey has been fighting crime for eight years. With great power comes many responsibilities as we see him struggle to juggle crime fighting, his new job as a scientist, his commitments to helping Aunt May at the F.E.A.S.T shelter and trying to win his ex Mary Jane Watson back after a six month split. It’s a brilliant story featuring many classic villains such as Shocker and Electro as well as lesser known villains like Screwball and the criminally underrated Mister Negative who finally gets to be the central antagonist in a Spider-Man adaptation. It’s fun to play, engaging, dramatic and really emotional at points. I cried real tears at the end. What a punch to the gut that was.

OOOOOH! And we might be getting to play as Miles Morales in the sequel! I sure hope so! :D

The Grinch

At this point I imagine many of you are scratching your heads.

“Really Quill? The Grinch? Illumination’s The Grinch? This deserves the Quill Seal Of Approval? Are you sure?” Yes dear reader, I’m absolutely sure. Just hear me out.

It’s true that the majority of Dr Seuss adaptations are shit. While the live action version of the Grinch starring Jim Carrey has a cult following and is fondly remembered by some, it’s still pretty crap, and even Illumination themselves screwed up royally with their adaptation of The Lorax. But this new Grinch is truly excellent. For starters, the animation is gorgeous. This is clearly the format that works best for Seuss movies. Benedict Cumberbatch does a really good job voicing the character, giving him depth and complexity beyond just being a big old meanie. The film also has something no other Seuss film has ever had before. Subtlety. Illumination have clearly learned their lesson after The Lorax. They’re no longer bashing you over the head with a moral message. They’re not trying to over-complicate a simple story by adding pointless sub-plot after pointless sub-plot. In fact the bits they do add actually feed into the main core of the narrative, as opposed to The Lorax, which just confused things. And while there are cute Minion-esque sidekicks like there are in a lot of Illumination films, The Grinch limits it to two (Max the dog and a reindeer named Fred), they’re both legitimately funny, serve an important narrative purpose and don’t distract from the more serious and emotional moments.

In all honesty, I was debating between giving the Quill Seal of Approval to The Grinch or to Bumblebee (the first legitimately good Transformers movie), but I decided to go with The Grinch because of how it handles the character and the story’s message. A lot of people scoffed at the idea of giving the Grinch a back story (and to the film’s credit they don’t force the issue or over-explain where the Grinch came from) but it’s honestly what makes this new adaptation of The Grinch so special to me. He’s gone from being a Scrooge-like monster to an anxiety filled misanthrope who associates Christmas with being alone. It may sound like a jarring change on paper, but in practice it honestly works so well and adds a whole new dimension to the Grinch. It’s treated with absolute care and sincerity and the film really earns its emotional moments, particularly at the end when we see the Grinch sit down to have Christmas dinner with the Whos.

If you haven’t already, I highly recommend you give this new Grinch a chance. You might be pleasantly surprised :)

Doctor Who - Series 11

A woman?! In the TARDIS?! How absurd!

Jodie Whittaker made history as the first woman to play the Doctor and the new series doesn’t disappoint. Whittaker is predictably brilliant in the role, giving the character compassion, charm and wit. We also get a new bunch of companions (including the always brilliant Bradley Walsh as Graham) who all have some great moments in Series 11 and the relationships they form with each other is incredibly touching and fun to watch. But the writing, my God, the writing. Admittedly not every episode has been perfect, but it’s leagues above anything Moffat has given us during his disastrous reign. The majority of Series 11 has been well written and intelligent, tackling important and relevant social issues (something Doctor Who has always been doing and anyone who says otherwise is an idiot) and focusing on likeable and relatable characters rather than convoluted series arcs. We got to meet Rosa Parks, witness the partition of India, and ponder on the dangers of automation whilst the Doctor tries to save the world from bubble wrap. Oh, and the Daleks are scary again! I know! I couldn’t believe it either!

What makes this all the more remarkable is who the showrunner is. Chris Chibnall. A writer I’ve often criticised in the past for being derivative and shit, and yet somehow he’s managed to create some of the best Doctor Who I’ve seen in a long time. Not only has his writing improved dramatically since his Torchwood days, he’s also demonstrated a commitment to having diverse representation both in front of and behind the camera as well as in the scripts themselves. For the first time in what feels like an age, Doctor Who feels like Doctor Who again, and I’m ecstatically happy.

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse

How come we don’t see many animated superhero movies in the cinema? Considering the medium from which superheroes came from, you’d think it would be a no-brainer. Presumably it’s because Disney have got such a strangle hold on the animation market, but that’s hopefully going to change thanks to Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (or, Sony’s Repentance for The Emoji Movie).

Let’s get the obvious out of the way. The animation is gorgeous. It’s pretty much an animated comic book and it stands out as one of the most unique looking animated films in recent memory. Spider-Verse is essentially a love letter to the legacy of Spider-Man as we see multiple different versions of Spidey, including Spider-Gwen, Spider-Ham and Nicholas Cage as Ghost Rider cosplaying as Spider-Man Noir, demonstrating not only the sheer variety of Spider-Men we’ve had over the years, but also exploring what connects them together. With all these different interpretations across many different universes, the idea of Spider-Man comes to the same thing. An ordinary person who experiences tragedy and becomes something greater. It’s hopeful and inspirational in a way Spider-Man films hasn’t been for a while now (Spider-Man: Homecoming sucked donkey balls. Period).

But let’s not forget that while the film explores the Spider-Verse, the main focus is Miles Morales who finally makes his cinematic debut. Not only is it a very faithful adaptation of Ultimate Spider-Man’s origin story, Miles himself is such a great central character for the modern age and arguably has more relevance to today than Peter Parker does. The characters are funny and relatable and the story is expertly crafted and impactful. But then what do you expect from the writers and directors of The Lego Movie? (if only Disney hadn’t interfered with Solo: A Star Wars Story. We could have had it all).

Mowgli: Legend Of The Jungle

This one kind of snuck up on me toward the end of December, but I knew the moment I saw it I had to include it on this list.

Mowgli: Legend Of The Jungle is an adaptation of The Jungle Book with Andy Serkis making his directorial debut. Yes the same guy who did the motion capture for Gollum in Lord Of The Rings and Caesar in the rebooted Planet Of The Apes movies and who totes deserves an Oscar for Best Actor (fuck you Academy Awards!), and he brings this same motion capture technology to this film. Unlike Disney’s Jungle Book, which merely rehashes the original animated film whilst somehow stripping all the charm from it, Mowgli sticks closer to the original Rudyard Kipling book. This isn’t a cheery musical. This film is often dark and intense as we see Mowgli (played wonderfully by Rohan Chand) struggle to find his place in the world. He knows he doesn’t belong with the animals in the jungle, but he doesn’t really fit in with the world of man neither. It’s an emotional and dramatic character piece brought to life by great writing, great acting and stunning special effects.

Andy Serkis has expressed a desire to do an adaptation of George Orwell’s Animal Farm, and after watching this movie, I would love to see that. If you haven’t already, go watch Mowgli: Legend Of The Jungle. It’s available to stream on Netflix and it’s truly amazing.

And that’s it for 2018. Congratulations to the winners of this year’s Quill Seal Of Approval Awards. Unfortunately we’re on a limited budget here on The Desolated Quill, so I can’t offer any sort of trophy or medal or anything. What I can do though is write the words ‘I’m an awesome cookie’ on a post-it note and stick it on your forehead. Will that do?

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surveysonfleek · 6 years

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5000 Question Survey Pt. 27

2501. What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....? my whole existence tbh. 2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? that catch me outside girl lol. 2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be: Snow Vanilla Ice NKOTB Milli Vanilli BSB <----- easily NSYNC 2504. Do you believe in manifest destiney? what?

2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things? never. i haven’t forwarded a chain letter in years. 2506. Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? i’d take it as if they’re both being offered the same courses. Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be dissolved and replaced with an easier one? no. if they have the staff they should conduct them both. if not, they should combine them. 2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)? i’d have to research it to understand. 2508. What does this world need? love. 2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? yup. like surveys lol. 2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you? a loud one. 2511, Do you ever 'conveniently' forget something you don't want to remember? nope. 2512. If you have any cousins are you close? none of my cousins live close to me but we all get along really well when we’re together. 2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? haha no. 2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd? bug’s life i think. 2515. If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? nope. 2516. have you ever called a: psychic hotline? suicide crisis line? sex line? dating line? none. 2517. Have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere? nope. 2518. Do guys look good in make up? some do, it all depends on skills. 2519. What are 5 things you don't care about? soccer, golf, working, drugs and my future lol. 2520. wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE? i don’t knowww. live. 2521. What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? i don’t try and sway people tbh. everyone is entitled to their own opinion. i hate it when people get all preachy to me. 2522. What age do you hope to live until? over 80. or at least to see my grandkids grow up. 2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex? nope. Have you ever been tied down? i don’t think so. 2524. Do you own any "toys"? no. Do you ever use them? no. 2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? maybe a couple times. it’s not a usual thing. Have you ever spanked anyone else? no. 2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable? no. Do you like that feeling? what feeling? Does it turn you on? no. 2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? yes. Which one do you need to reaad? life for dummies lol. 2528. What do your socks look like? they’re mostly all black. 2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime: Alice Cooper David Bowie Bruce Springsteen Moby Jewel Frank Zappa no idea. 2530. Does love float away if you let go? i don’t think so? it probably sinks lol. 2531. Do you think that most people in today's society are: kind? calm? humble? peaceful? helpful? happy? spiritual? creative? friendly? independant? intelligent? having fun? coming up with new ideas? no to all except this. able to think for themselves? able to really connect with others? If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? the world sucks, let’s be real. there are some brilliant people out there but since the question said ‘most people’, it’s a hard no from me. 2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)? nahhh. 2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)? i don’t know enough about his life and studies. 2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science? to an extent. can’t comment much since i don’t know enough abou tit. 2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting). SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego. So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO? idk. i’m too tired to think right now. 2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? it can go both ways. 2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics: I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much... You're a new and better man, he helps youtounderstand,He does everything he can, he's.... Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky... Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise.... Don't you take it so hard now, And please don't take it so bad.... i don’t think i know any of these. 2538. How about these? From around the way, born in '73, Harcore B-boy named... And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can't deny.... Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied.... When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is... Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying... 2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet? nope. 2540. What is the differance between Satan and Pan? i have no idea. 2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem? evoke thought or emotion. 2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? yes. 2543. Are you an orgasm addict? haha no. i love it but i wouldn’t say i’m an ‘addict’. 2544. Are you a sugar junkie? no. 2545. WHAT are you DOING? this. WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them? ooookay... 2546. Do you only hear what you want to? nope. 2547. Are you anal-retentive? i don’t think so. 2548. In and Out Over and Under Around and ??? about? lol. 2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store? a candle. 2550. Why ask why? why not? 2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is: jazz: metal: rock: new wave: psychedelic: eh, idk for all. 2552. What are your feelings about: Picasso? love his style. Van Gogh? good paintings lol. Michaelangelo? incredible attention to detail. Da Vinci? cool. Einstein? smart. Tesla? cool cars lol. tbh i don’t know much about the inventor. 2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? anyone and everyone who contributed to everything we have today. 2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? idk. 2555. Why is it called 'coca cola'? no clue. 2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car? i used to have one. 2557. Donald or Daffy duck? donald. 2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman? never watched his stuff. 2559. Lease or buy a car? buy. 2560. Have you met Real Talkin' Bubba? no. Do you love him to death? - 2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? nope. 2562. Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly? yep lol. 2563. Have you ever been to: a temple? yes. a bar? yes. a massage parlor? yes. 2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand? i wouldn’t mind it. 2565. What culture are you fascinated by? japanese. 2566. Have you ever worn a cape? probably. 2567. What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'? haha i’m not sure. 2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 british pounds)? a soft serve from maccas. 2569. What makes you who you are? my dna. 2570. How do you search for meaning in life? idk. 2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? yeah, it would be kinda weird if he collected it. 2572. You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do? flick through it hahaha. 2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do? question him to clear the air. 2574. Are you an old fart? no. 2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? ride my bike, pretend my yard was another world, play with a ball, jump rope etc. 2576. Why don't people have more fun? idk, maybe they have other things to worry about. 2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? hell no. What pet? What article of clothing? 2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable? none lol. 2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? not really. 2580. Is it nap time yet? very soon. 2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? let’s be real, the closer the parking spot to the entrance, the better. 2582. Do you like trains? i hate them. 2583. What's in Hungary? budapest. 2584. Have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? no. Has someone ever held you back? kinda. 2585. What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'? nothing really. 2586. What do you think of the name 'Orson'? sounds very old timey. 2587. What frustrates you? people. 2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew.. cool. 2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? yes. Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? no. 2590. Are you ill? no. 2591. Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night? working. 2592. Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? the australian way. 2593. Do you drink only 100% juice? nope. 2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay...or even yesterday? yes. 2595. What duck? donald. 2596. Do you collect coins? no. How about stamps? no. 2597. wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language? duolingo or a class. 2598. Is god in you? maybe. 2599. Are you in god? maybe. 2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting? the most outer fork first lol.

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I’ve been inconsistent with my notes titles.

Don’t worry, I fixed it.

Just had a brainstorm. The reason I haven’t tagged this NSFW is because this is an aspect of nature. And I’m not making a joke out of it, or making it an explicit thing, I’m discussing it the same way one would if they were talking about flowers, or animals.

I mean I personally don’t think the discussion of genitals and sex should be censored. It should be treated like a biologic discussion, because it is a part of biology, and a natural cycle of life. And even as a kid, you’d see animals, and bugs, and even plants reproducing. Nature is this way. So don’t lynch me for talking about it?

Instead I invite you to think and share about your ideas on this as well.

Now since the day I learned about aliens, and watched alien movies, I’ve of course also read fan-fictions and seen fanart. And listen, I’m not going to lie, but those works were definitely nsfw. I looked at fantasy and made-up creatures as well, and was a bit disappointed at the variety. Now problem is, even when I think about it now, most sexual intercourse requires a sword and a hilt. In rare cases there are spores, but that’s about the extent of my knowledge. My point is that there’s no real diversity when it comes to genitalia. I have only looked at the flea, when it comes to insect genitals, but otherwise, it seems sex organs are relatively... boring. It just involves an inserting apparatus and a hole.

It feels so weird to call the reproductive organs boring, is it just me?

Sex, or the act of sex, is quite different. Now when I say sex, I mean interaction between two (or more!) sexes in order to produce offspring. So I’m ruling out self-replicators because, well. That’s not really sex? I mean you just split in half. And most of the time large complex organisms can’t preform such a feat! In fact, I can’t think of a single intellectual specie to do it.

I suppose one could argue that earthworms are... intellectual. But to which I will look deep into your eyes, stare for a good solid minute, and say, ‘are they really tho?’

Now of course if there’s a specie that does do this and is a bit closer to the snake than the earthworm, please let me know. I like learning, but not researching (only slightly joking).

Now I generally dislike the penis gifted female, because I’ve only seen it in pornography, and feel... Just not good. For some reason it feels like they’re being demeaned, but perhaps I’m the real villain for saying that I don’t like looking at such materials. There’s a whole issue in there I’d love to expand on, but let’s steer back to sex.

Now the reason I brought up the girl-boy, is because I’m thinking about how fertile or virile the associated parts would be. And if I were to make-up a specie where this is one gender, the other being essentially sex-less, would it be possible for ‘same’ sex partners to reproduce? And I suppose both yes and no answers would make sense.

However I want to make it so that the other sex is important as well. I mean if one can reproduce without the other then there’s probably going to be a massive imbalance.

Actually, let me think this through...

The way I see it is this, sex is a pleasurable experience, and if the specie is as intelligent as the human, it would rather enjoy lustful activities without the risk of pregnancy. This means that if same sex partners have intercourse, and it feels good, AND their organs don’t flower, then homosexuality would be extremely common with almost no complaints. Now what this means for the opposite sex is well... actually I don’t know... They’d most likely be homeless or left alone, I mean they’d be treated like an entirely different species.

However. IF same sex reproduction is possible... then I suppose they’d at least be more included... Or more like there’s no real reason to exclude them.

Hmm..

While I was typing it out, I was thinking a lot more about the species, and I think it should be a poly-amorous thing. With the homosexual intercourse being pleasure-less and sterile, but the poly sex (which includes two, or more, from the same sex and one, or more, form the opposite) being fertile and extremely pleasurable. Having a litter is more common, and the girl-boy gender is more common than the gender-less counterpart.

I made a character long time ago, she was supposed to be a popular singer with an entourage of backup singers, who also doubled as her servants and of course rumored to also be her lovers. She can be the gender-less (I shall dub it g- to make it easier), and her servants can be the g+ (you’re a smart child, figure it out).

oh wow, I can already imagine the society that emerges from this arrangement.

The g+ will be treated like rats and stereotyped to be sex-crazed animals, controlled by their urges, while the g- are the high class, society approved cool cats. Their apparel will be mostly decorative, but sparse. They probably value jewels more, including piercings and perhaps body art as well. Not tatoos, but something similar to henna, but more temporary, and more comfortable than paint.

In fact, lets do this, the g+ have very durable bodies, and the g- will be armed to the nines. Teeth claws and heightened senses.

Abuse towards g+ is common and forgettable, the reverse is a crime punishable by only death. The earliest societies operated like a lion’s pride, with the g- leading a group of (often pregnant) g+.

The g- have actually been evolved down because of years of laziness and lack of threats and more comforts. Unlike the human species, they have been around much longer on their own planet. They did evolve intellectually, but have done so at an odd pace.

The g+ used to be the original inventors and creators, spending so much time trying to stay alive through litter-birth. But as the years went on the g- have been improving on these basic structures and ideas. Like using bricks to build a castle.

As years went on the g- began to warm up to the idea of merging prides, and having more than one g- as the ‘highness’. As opposed to before, when g- fought to the death to claim another highness’s entire pride.

I should clear up a small detail, while the (I’ll call it this for simplicity) g species were mainly herbivores, g- hunted solo for bigger game to feed themselves and almost never needed sleep. There are instances of cannibalism, but it’s treated like a rude gesture than a full on crime. G+ are known to be especially delicious when it’s simulated to it’s limit at the time of it’s death.

the g- have a specific gland that helps ‘activate’ the g+ genitalia, including heightening it’s sensory touch and gives the g+ a sense of high.

It is during the human equivalent of the middle ages, the g species changed the way their society worked. The ruling class and the working class was separated. And the g- were taken from all the litters. During this time the population of the g species took a huge hit, because of the separation of the g- and g+, but no one cared because their numbers were quite large.

Perhaps a century of this falling and separation before one ‘pride’ or more accurately a kingdom, took up traveling, and spread history and knowledge, attempting to seal the gap between g- and g+. But the highness was killed along with their strongest g- supporters.

This led to a new dark age, where killing and cannibalism (g- be >:c ---> the g+) was done freely for a little under a year, before peace was finally achieved when the g+ gave up on their rights, and settled with procreating instead. It was from here that the stereotype emerged, and the population went up again. The g species slowly recovered and got a boost in innovation. How complex their technology is compared to our own... is well... a little above (not by much). But the population is booming like crazy.

Crime is prevalent, mostly between g+, while g- are quickly pushed up social ladders whenever they’re noticed.

Gangs and syndicates run everything.

Actually plan on making her chubbier. Maybe redesigning the breasts... it’s easier if things are airborne. Now whether it comes out of the breasts or out of her skin, like sweat... hm... the real question is if g+ gives birth, why would a g- need breasts? In other renditions that I made of her, Velei (We-lie) has no breasts, and is in fact flat chested. But I like the chest, so perhaps instead of breasts she just has a large swell in the chest, and a bit of a stomach sticking out. Along with thunder thighs and small amounts of flab on her arms.

She’ll still be attractive looking I bet. She’s got wings and a fluffy fat tail after all.

She is made fun of because she cannot fly, and compared to her race, she is quite heavy. Really heavy.

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Nicolas Jaar - Cenizas

Nicolas Jaar - Telas

Alon Mor - Lands of Delight

Amanda Palmer - There Will Be No Intermission

Andy Stott - It Should Be Us

Arca - @@@@@

Arca - KiCk i

Ariel Pink - Odditties Sodomies Vol .2

Baths - Pop Music / False B-Sides II

Biosphere - Microgravity

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Biosphere - Substrata 2

Biosphere - Shenzhou

Biosphere - Autour De La Lune

Biosphere - Dropsonde

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Biosphere - L'Incoronazione De Poppea

Biosphere - Departed Glories

Biosphere - The Hilvarenbeek Recordings

Biosphere - The Petrified Forest

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Bladee - Gluee

Bladee - Eversince

Bladee - Working on Dying

Bladee - Red Light

Bladee - Icedancer

Bladee - Exeter

Bladee - 333

Brian Eno - Ambient 2: The Plateaux of Mirror

Brian Eno - Ambient 3: Day of Radiance

Brian Eno - Ambient 4: On Land

BT - Electronic Opus

BT - Between Here and You

BT - Everything You’re Searching For Is On The Other Side Of Fear

BT - The Lost Art of Longing

Carly Rae Jepsen - Dedicated Side B

Charli XCX - Charli

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Chino Amobi - PARADISO

Comaduster - Darker Matter

Dan Deacon - Mystic Familiar

Daniel Johnston - Songs of Pain

Daniel Johnston - Don’t Be Scared

Daniel Johnston - The What of Whom

Daniel Johnston - More Songs of Pain

Daniel Johnston - Yip/Jump Music

Daniel Johnston - Retired Boxer

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Daniel Johnston - Continued Story

Daniel Johnston - Merry Christmas

Daniel Johnston - Artistic Vice

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DJ Shadow - Our Pathetic Age

Doug Dalglish - Amazing Nature Songs From Texas

Earl Sweatshirt - Some Rap Songs

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Ecco2k - e

Eminem - Music to Be Murdered By

Felix Blume - Death in Haiti: Funeral Brass Bands & Sounds from Port au Prince

Fiona Apple - Tidal

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Fiona Apple - The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do

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FKA Twigs - MAGDALENE

Flume - Hi This Is Flume

Flying Lotus - Flamagra

Four Tet - Dialogue

Four Tet - Pause

Four Tet - Rounds

Four Tet - Everything Ecstatic

Four Tet - There Is Love In You

Four Tet - Pink

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Four Tet - Morning/Evening

Four Tet - New Energy

Four Tet - Live at Funkhaus Berlin, 10th May 2018

Four Tet - Sixteen Oceans

Frank Zappa - Läther

Gold Midas - Looking 4 an Exit!!

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Gold Midas - The Search Party Is Over

Graham Kartna - These Are The Shout

Graham Kartna - Drain

The Shadow Ring - Life Review (1993-2003)

Graham Lambkin - Snails in Clay

Grimes - Miss Anthropocene

Haruomi Hosono - Paraiso

Holly Herndon - Proto

Ian North - My Girlfriend’s Dead

Iglooghost - Neō Wax Bloom

Iglooghost - Clear Tamei

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Impossible Nothing - Lexemenomicon

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Impossible Nothing - Morphemenomicon

Impossible Nothing - Mnemenomicon

Impossible Nothing - Noemenomicon

Impossible Nothing - Numerinomicon

Impossible Nothing - She Is Black

Impossible Nothing - Born X

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Impossible Nothing - Supremus Inspectorem

Impossible Nothing - Manthropocene

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Infinity Frequencies - Between two worlds

It’s Over, I Tried... - Emotional Rollecoaster EP

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It’s Over, I Tried... - A Couple Of Days Without Internet Connection

It’s Over, I Tried... - Six Random Dreams In A Single Night

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It’s Over, I Tried... - Eternal

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J Dilla - Donuts

J.I.D. - DiCaprio 2

Jack White - Boarding House Reach

James Blake - The Bells Sketch

James Blake - CMYK

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James Blake - Overgrown

James Blake - The Colour in Anything

James Blake - Assume Form

James Ferraro - Skid Row

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James Ferraro - Fanfare For The Boston Marathon 2017

James Ferraro - Troll

James Ferraro - Four Pieces For Mirai

James Ferraro - Requiem for Recycled Earth

James Ferraro - Neurogeist

Jean Grae & Quelle Chris - Everything’s Fine

Jean-Michel Jarre - Oxygène

Jean-Michel Jarre - Équinoxe

Jean-Michel Jarre - Zoolook

Jean-Michel Jarre - Rendez-Vous

Jean-Michel Jarre - En attendant Cousteau

Jean-Michel Jarre - Oxygène 7-13

Jean-Michel Jarre - Métamorphoses

Jean-Michel Jarre - Sessions 2000

Jean-Michel Jarre - Electronica 1: The Time Machine

Jean-Michel Jarre - Oxygène 3

Joanna Newsom - Walnut Whales

Joanna Newsom - Yarn and Glue

Joanna Newsom - The Milk-Eyed Mender

Joanna Newsom - Ys

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Joanna Newsom - Have One on Me

Joanna Newsom - Divers

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John Maus - We Must Become the Pitiless Censors of Ourselves

John Maus - A Collection of Rarities and Previously Unreleased Material

John Maus - Screen Memories

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JPEGMAFIA - Darkskin Manson EP

JPEGMAFIA - Black Ben Carson

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Julia Holter - Tragedy

Julia Holter - Ekstasis

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Julia Holter - Have You in My Wilderness

Julia Holter - Aviary

Julian McHutchison - Loopsider

Justin Bieber - My world 2.0

Kanye West - The College Dropout

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Kanye West - Graduation

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Kanye West - The Life of Pablo

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Kanye West - Jesus Is King

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Kali Uchis - isola†ion

Kate Bush - The Kick Inside

Kate Bush - Lion Heart

Kate Bush - Never for Ever

Kate Bush - The Sensual World

Kate Bush - The Red Shoes

Kate Bush - Aerial

Kate Bush - Director’s Cut

Kate Bush - 50 Words for Snow

Kelela - Take Me Apart

Kendrick Lamar - Section.80

Kendrick Lamar - Untitled Unmastered

Kesha - Animal

Kesha - Cannibal

Kesha - Warrior

Kesha - Rainbow

Kesha - High Road

Kirin J Callinan - Embracism

Kirin J Callinan - Bravado

Kirin J Callinan - Return to Center

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Moshi Moshi Harajuku

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Pamyu Pamyu Revolution

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Kyle - Smyle

Lady Gaga - The Fame

Lady Gaga - Born This Way

Lady Gaga - Artpop

Lady Gaga - Cheek to Cheek

Lady Gaga - Joanne

Lady Gaga - Chromatica

Laurel Halo - Quarantine

Laurel Halo - Chance of Rain

Laurel Halo - Dust

Laurel Halo - Raw Silk Uncut Wood

Laurie Anderson - Big Science

Laurie Anderson - Mister Heartbreak

Laurie Anderson - Home of the Brave

Laurie Anderson - Strange Angels

Laurie Anderson - Bright Red

Laurie Anderson - The Ugly One with the Jewels

Laurie Anderson - Life on a Strong

Laurie Anderson - Homeland

Lemon Demon - Live (Only Not)

Lemon Demon - Dinosaurchestra

Lemon Demon - View-Monster

Lemon Demon - I Am Become Christmas

Lemon Demon - Nature Tapes

Lemon Demon - Spirit Phone

Lil Ugly Mane - Mista Thug Isolation

Shawn Kemp - External Files

Lil Ugly Mane - Three Sided Tape Volume One

Lil Ugly Mane - Three Sided Tape Volume Two

Lil Ugly Mane - Absence of Shitperson

Lil Ugly Mane - Third Side of Tape

Lil Ugly Mane - Oblivion Access

Lingua Ignota - Caligula

Louis Cole - Time

Sock - Sock

Mal Webb - Trainer Wheels

Mal Webb - 3 Cheers for Peace and Quiet

Mal Webb - Dodgy

Mal Webb - Not Nor Mal

Viktor Vaughn - Vaudeville Villain

Madvillain - Madvillainy

Danger Doom - The Mouse and the Mask

Doom - Born Like This

Michael Jackson - Thriller

Michael Jackson - Bad

Michael Jackson - Dangerous

Mika - Life in Cartoon Motion

Mika - The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Mika - The Origin of Love

Mika - No Place in Heaven

Mika - My Name is Michael Holbrook

Mike & Rich - Expert Knob Twiddlers

Milosh - You Make Me Feel

Milosh - meme

Milosh - iii

Milosh - Jetlag

Moby - More Fast Songs About The Apocalypse

Moby - Everything Was Beautiful, and Nothing Hurt

Moby - Long Ambients 2

Moby - All Visible Objects

Monolake - Hongkong

Monolake - Interstate

Monolake - Gravity

Monolake - Cinemascope

Monolake - Momentum

Monolake - Polygon_Cities

Monolake - Silence

Monolake - Ghosts

Monolake - VLSI

The Microphones - Don’t Wake Me Up

The Microphones - It Was Hot, We Stayed in the Water

The Microphones - The Glow Pt. 2

The Microphones - Mount Eerie

Mount Eerie - “No Flashlight”: Songs of the Fulfilled Night

Mount Eerie - Lost Wisdom

Mount Eerie - Dawn

Mount Eerie - Wind’s Poem

Mount Eerie - Clear Moon

Mount Eerie - Ocean Road

Mount Eerie - Sauna

Mount Eerie - A Crow Looked at Me

Mount Eerie - Now Only

the Microphones - Microphones in 2020

Mr. Oizo - Analog Worms Attack

Mr. Oizo - Moustache (Half a Scissor)

Mr. Oizo - Lambs Anger

Mr. Oizo - Stade 2

Mr. Oizo - The Church

Mr. Oizo - All Wet

Nas - Illmatic

Natalia Lafourcade - Musas Vol. 2

Nightmares on Wax - A Word of Science: The First and Final Chapter

Nightmares on Wax - Smokers Delight

Nightmares on Wax - Carboot Soul

Nightmares on Wax - Mind’s Elevation

Nightmares on Wax - In a Space Outta Sound

Nightmares on Wax - Thought So

Nightmares on Wax - Feelin’ Good

Nightmares on Wax - Shape the Future

Nmesh - Pharma

Noname - Telefone

Noname - Room 25

Ol’ Dirty Bastard - Nigga Please

Oneohtrix Point Never - Age Of

Oneohtrix Point Never - Love in the Time of Lexapro

Daniel Lopatin - Uncut Gems

Owl City - Maybe I’m Dreaming

Owl City - Ocean Eyes

Owl City - All Things Bright and Beautiful

Owl City - The Midsummer Station

Owl City - Mobile Orchestra

Owl City - Cinematic

Patricia Taxxon - I’m game

Patricia Taxxon - Inhumane

DJ Coolatta, Patricia Taxxon - Bangers for Those Who Can’t

Patricia Taxxon - Trickle Down

Patricia Taxxon - Fymynob

Patricia Taxxon - Sky Simplified

Patricia Taxxon - Hotel Songs

Patricia Taxxon - Motel Songs

Patricia Taxxon - My Lady

Patricia Taxxon - ~MAJIC~

Patricia Taxxon - Copy

Patricia Taxxon - Ode to Rob Schneider / Ode to the People

Patricia Taxxon - The Anthill

Patricia Taxxon - Endless

Patricia Taxxon - Blush

Patricia Taxxon - Summer Drones

Patricia Taxxon - Paul

Patricia Taxxon - Winter Beats

Patricia Taxxon - Black and White

Patricia Taxxon - The Art State

Patricia Taxxon - Cicada

Patricia Taxxon - One Pop

Patricia Taxxon - Gallery

Patricia Taxxon - Punk

Patricia Taxxon - The Killer

Patricia Taxxon - Nostalgia

Patricia Taxxon - Traveller

Patricia Taxxon - Telecommunications

Patricia Taxxon - Majesty

Patricia Taxxon - Two Tone

Patricia Taxxon - Nexus Pelican

Patricia Taxxon - Little Spoon

Patricia Taxxon - Astral

Patricia Taxxon - Wavetable

Patricia Taxxon - Sixteen Sketchbooks Ago

Patricia Taxxon - Victory Lap

Patricia Taxxon - Doraemon

Patricia Taxxon - Photo 4

Patricia Taxxon - Arbuckle

Patricia Taxxon - The Good Night

Patricia Taxxon - The Best Day

Patricia Taxxon - Foley Artist

Patricia Taxxon - Pix & Bit

Patricia Taxxon - Beauty

Patricia Taxxon - Jyväskylä

Patricia Taxxon - Sir Pentagon

Patricia Taxxon - Rainbow Road

Patricia Taxxon - Dance Odyssey

Patricia Taxxon - Gelb

Patricia Taxxon - Rosa

Patricia Taxxon - Schwarz

PC Music - PC Music Vollume 1

PC Music - PC Music Volume 2

Perfume Genius - Learning

Perfume Genius - Put Your Back N 2 It

Perfume Genius - Too Bright

Perfume Genius - No Shape

Perfume Genius - Set My Heart on Fire Immediately

Peter Gabriel - Peter Gabriel (1977)

Peter Gabriel - Peter Gabriel (1978)

Peter Gabriel - Peter Gabriel (1980)

Peter Gabriel - Peter Gabriel (1982)

Peter Gabriel - So

Peter Gabriel - Us

Peter Gabriel - Up

Peter Gabriel - Scratch My Back

Peter Gabriel - New Blood

Poe - Hello

Poppy - Am I a Girl?

Poppy - Choke

Poppy - I Disagree

Prurient - Frozen Niagara Falls

Prurient - Rainbow Mirror

Pusha T - My Name Is My Name

Pusha T - King Push – Darkest Before Dawn: The Prelude

Pusha T - Daytona

Regina Spektor - 11:11

Regina Spektor - Songs

Regina Spektor - Soviet Kitsch

Regina Spektor - Begin to Hope

Regina Spektor - Far

Regina Spektor - What We Saw from the Cheap Seats

Richard Devine - Sort\Lave

Rina Sawayama - Rina

Rina Sawayama - Sawayama

Rosalia - Los ángeles

Rosalia - El mal querer

Ross Byrd - Undeniable Resurrection

Ryoji Ikeda - 1000 fragments

Ryoji Ikeda - +/-

Ryoji Ikeda - 0°C

Ryoji Ikeda - time and space

Ryoji Ikeda - 99: Variations For Modulated 440Hz Sinewaves

Ryoji Ikeda - Mort Aux Vaches

Ryoji Ikeda - matrix

Ryoji Ikeda - .

Ryoji Ikeda - op.

Ryoji Ikeda - dataplex

Ryoji Ikeda - test pattern

Ryoji Ikeda - dataphones

Ryoji Ikeda - id

Ryoji Ikeda - supercodex

Ryoji Ikeda - Live at White Cube

Ryuichi Sakamoto - Thousand Knives

Ryuichi Sakamoto - CHASM

Ryuichi Sakamoto - async - Remodels

Shygirl - Cruel Practice

Skee Mask - Shred

Skee Mask - Compro

Snoop Dogg - Doggystyle

Solar Fields - Reflective Frequencies

Solar Fields - Blue Moon Station

Solar Fields - Leaving Home

Solar Fields - EarthShine

Solar Fields - Movements

Solar Fields - Until we meet the sky

Solar Fields - Random Friday

Solar Fields - Ourdom

Sophie - Product

Sophie - Oil of Every Pearl’s Un-Insides

Squarepusher - Feed Me Weird Things

Squarepusher - Hard Normal Daddy

Squarepusher - Burningn’n Tree

Chaos A.D. - Buzz Caner

Squarepusher - Music Is Rotted One Note

Squarepusher - Big Loada

Squarepusher - Budakhan Mindphone

Squarepusher - Selection Sixteen

Squarepusher - Go Plastic

Squarepusher - Do You Know Squarepusher

Squarepusher - Ultravisitor

Squarepusher - Hello Everything

Squarepusher - Just a Souvenir

Squarepusher - Solo Electric Bass 1

Squarepusher - Shobaleader One: d’Demonstrator

Squarepusher - Ufabulum

Squarepusher - Damogen Furies

Squarepusher - Elektrac

Squarepusher - Be Up a Hello

St. Vincent - Marry Me

St. Vincent - Actor

St. Vincent - Strange Mercy

St. Vincent & David Byrne - Love This Giant

St. Vincent - St. Vincent

St. Vincent - Masseduction

Sufjan Stevens - A Sun Came

Sufjan Stevens - Enjoy Your Rabbit

Sufjan Stevens - Michigan

Sufjan Stevens - Seven Swans

Sufjan Stevens - Illinois

Sufjan Stevens - The Avalanche

Sufjan Stevens - The Age of Adz

Sufjan Stevens - Carrie & Lowell

Sun Araw - Rock Sutra

Red House Painters - Down Colorful Hill

Red House Painters - Red House Painters (Rollercoasted)

Red House Painters - Red House Painters (Bridge)

Red House Painters - Ocean Beach

Red House Painters - Songs for a Blue Guitar

Mark Kozelek - What’s Next to the Moon

Red House Painters - Old Ramon

Sun Kil Moon - Ghosts of the Great Highway

Sun Kil Moon - Tiny Cities

Sun Kil Moon - April

Sun Kil Moon - Admiral Fell Promises

Sun Kil Moon - Among the Leaves

Mark Kozelek - Like Rats

Mark Kozelek - Perils from the Sea

Mark Kozelek - Mark Kozelek & Desertshore

Sun Kil Moon - Benji

Mark Kozelek - Mark Kozelek Sings Christmas Carols

Sun Kil Moon - Universal Themes

Mark Kozelek - Dreams of Childhood

Sun Kil Moon - Common as Light and Love Are Red Valleys of Blood

Mark Kozelek - Yellow Kitchen

Mark Kozelek - Mark Kozelek

Sun Kil Moon - This Is My Dinner

Sun Kil Moon - I Also Want to Die in New Orleans

Mark Kozelek - All the Best, Isaac Hayes

Tedrich Lendum - Squirrel Clipart Adventure

Tedrich Lendum & White Uploader - Inelegant Mirth

Tedrich Lendum - Over 2000 Balloons

Tedrich Lendum - The American Dream

Tedrich Lendum - Seaside 2004

Tedrich Lendum - Fresh Tapes

The Caretaker - Selected Memories From The Haunted Ballroom

The Caretaker - A stairway to the stars

The Caretaker - We'll all go riding on a rainbow

The Caretaker - Theoretically pure anterograde amnesia

The Caretaker - Deleted scenes, forgotten dreams

The Caretaker - Persistent repetition of phrases

The Stranger - Bleaklow

Leyland Kirby - Sadly, the future is no longer what it was

The Caretaker - An empty bliss beyond this World

Leyland Kirby - Eager to tear apart the stars

The Caretaker - Patience (After Sebald)

The Stranger - Watching Dead Empires In Decay

Leyland Kirby - Intrigue & Stuff (Volumes 1-4)

V/Vm - The Death Of Rave (A partial flashback)

The Caretaker - Everywhere at the end of time

Leyland Kirby - We, so tired of all the darkness in our lives

The Notorious B.I.G. - Ready to Die

The Notorious B.I.G. - Life After Death

Tiësto - In My Memory

Tiësto - Just Be

Tiësto - Elements of Life

Tiësto - Kaleidoscope

Tiësto - A Town Called Paradise

Tim Hecker - Haunt Me, Haunt Me Do It Again

Tim Hecker - Radio Amor

Tim Hecker - Mirages

Tim Hecker - Harmony in Ultraviolet

Tim Hecker - An Imaginary Country

Tim Hecker - Dropped Pianos

Tim Hecker - Love Streams

Tim Hecker - Konoyo

Tim Hecker - Anoyo

Toro y Moi - Causers of This

Toro y Moi - Underneath the Pine

Toro y Moi - Anything in Return

Toro y Moi - What For?

Toro y Moi - Boo Boo

Toro y Moi - Outer Peace

Tupac Shakur - 2Pacalypse Now

Tupac Shakur - Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z...

Tupac Shakur - Me Against the World

Tupac Shakur - All Eyez on Me

Tupac Shakur - The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory

Tupac Shakur - R U Still Down? (Remember Me)

Tupac Shakur - Until the End of Time

Tyler, the Creator - Music Inspired by Illumination & Dr. Seuss' The Grinch

Tyler, the Creator - Igor

U.S. Girls - In a Poem Unlimited

Uboa - The Origin Of My Depression

New Dreams Ltd. - Sleepline

Vektroid - Big Danger

Vektroid - Vektroid Texture Maps

Vektroid - RE•SET

Siddiq & Vektroid - Midnight Run

New Dreams Ltd. - Eden

Palacio Del Rio - No Title

CTO & Ray Sherman - GDGA1

Vektroid - Telnet Complete

Peace Forever Eternal - Nextcentury

Vektroid - Seed & Synthetic Earth

Vectorfray - Bloodsample EP

Vectorfray - For OCRemix’s Evaluation

Vectorfray - From The Comfort Of Your Deathbed

Vectorfray - Ides EP

Vectorfray - NolemN Single

Vectorfray - Omegalpha (Disc One)

Vectorfray - Pentbüt

Vktrfry - Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Vktrfry - The Wavefunction Collapse Session

Vektordrum - Shitaihokansho

Vektordrum - Unreleased Tracks

Vektordrum - Capitose Windowpane

Vektordrum - Deciphered

Vektordrum - Fraktalseq: Blossom

Vektordrum - Hello Skypedals EP1

Vektordrum - Hello Skypedals EP2

Vektordrum - I, Banished

Vektordrum - Discrét Night Signals

Vektordrum - Geese

Vektordrum - Trinity

Vince Staples - Hell Can Wait

Vince Staples - Summertime ‘06

Vince Staples - Prima Donna

Vince Staples - Big Fish Theory

Vince Staples - FM!

Warmer - Rocket # 009

Warmer - The Tragic Evolution of Desire

Warmer - The Decisions

Weyes Blood - Titanic Rising

Matt Koester - I C L A

yeongrak - fn primer cake today II

Yves Tumor - When Man Fails You

Yves Tumor - Serpent Music

Yves Tumor - Safe in the Hands of Love

Yves Tumor - Heaven to a Tortured Mind

Zach Hill - Astrological Straits

Zach Hill - Face Tat

骨架的 - Cool Water

骨架的 - Opal Disc

骨架的 - Sunset Melody

骨架的 - Lost Memories 3]]

albums on phone:

Carly Rae Jepsen - Dedicated

Alex Cameron - Miami Memory

Famicom Fountains - Progman.Exe

Father John Misty - Pure Comedy

Internet Club - Pure Trance

James Ferraro - Purple Gongs

§E▲ ▓F D▓G§ - Rain Dance

Gas - Rausch

Tim Hecker - Ravedeath, 1972

David Bowie - Reality

Eminem - Recovery

Internet Club - Redefining The Workplace

Hanz - Reducer

Eminem - Relapse

B L A C K I E - REMAINS

Big K.R.I.T. - Return of 4eva

Eminem - Revival

Graham Kartna - Rewards

Graham Kartna - Rhetoric On Sublime

Bibio - Ribbons

Aphex Twin - Richard D. James Album

The Diamondstein - The Ridges

Goldie - Ring of Saturn

David Bowie - The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars

Graham Lambkin - The Rise of Elklink

Elliott Smith - Roman Candle

Baths - Romaplasm

SkʞƧ - Round

Frank Zappa - Roxy & Elsewhere

TOYOTAセリカ - S O F T W A R E D R E A M S

Sun Araw - The Saddle Of The Increate

Graham Lambkin - Salmon Run

Goldie - Saturnz Return

Ariel Pink - Scared Famous/FF»

David Bowie - Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)

Scatman John - Scatman’s World

Girl Talk - Secret Diary

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient works 85-92

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works Volume II

Fatima Al Qadiri - Shaneera

Internet Club - The Sharper Image

Arca - Sheep

Graham Kartna - Shoot The Moons

Hanz - Short Manual (Mix)

Christina Grimmie - Side A

Christina Grimmie - Side B

Bodyguard - Silica Gel

K2 - Silicon Oasis

Bibio - Silver Wilkinson

Nicolas Jaar - Sirens

Doseone - Skeleton Repelent

Flume - Skin

Flume - Skin Companion EP 1

Flume - Skin Companion EP 2

Dollr Menu - Slappers Only!

George Clanton - Slide

Eminem - The Slim Shady LP

Comaduster - Slip Through

Doseone - slowdeath

DJ Rozwell - Sludge Dredd

Snake Figures Fan - Snake Figures Fan

Doseone - Soft Skulls

Graham Lambkin - Softly Softly Copy Copy

Earl Sweatshirt - Solace

Comaduster - Solace

Carrie Underwood - Some Hearts

James Ferraro - Son of Dracula

BT - A Song Across Wires

Annie Lennox - Songs of Mass Destruction

Nicolas Jaar - Space Is Only Noise

David Bowie - Space Oddity

Dan Deacon - Spiderman of the Rings

B L A C K I E - SPRED LUV

James Ferraro - Star Digital Theatre: Movies For P.T. Cruisers

David Bowie - Station to Station

Sea of Dogs - Storm Memories

Carrie Underwood - Storyteller

Charli XCX - Sucker

James Ferraro - Suki Girlz

Poopooface - Super Kawaii~

James Ferraro - Sushi

Aphex Twin - Syro

Denzel Curry - TA13OO

Scatman John - Take Your Time

Gary Numan - Telekon

Amanda Palmer - Theatre Is Evil

BT - These Hopeful Machines

Moby - These Systems Are Failing

Clarence Clarity - Think: Peace

BT - This Binary Universe

Ariel Pink - Thrash & Burn: Pre

Sea of Dogs - Through The Fog And The Driftwood

Goldie - Timeless

Poopooface - Tinto5 EP

Andy Stott - Too Many Voices

Clark - Totems Flare

Lindsheaven Virtual Plaza - Transversal Worldwide Shopping

Nyetscape - Trinity

Charli XCX - True Romance

Carly Rae Jepsen - Tug of War

Clark - Turning Dragon

Sick Animation - The Ultimate Party Collection Vol. 1

Frank Zappa - Uncle Meat

Ariel Pink - Underground

Internet Club - Underwater Mirage

Twistpillar - The Unity Plaza

Andy Stott - Unknown Exception

Hanz - Unofficial Hanz Singles Compilation Album

Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox

Internet Club - Unregistered HyperCam 420

Girl Talk - Unstoppable

Flying Lotus - Until the Quiet Comes

Burial - Untrue

Björk - Utopia

Internet Club - Vanishing Vision

Datavision Ltd. - Vector Tables

Anderson .Paak - Venice

Anderson .Paak - Ventura

Björk - Vespertine

Bibio - Vignetting the Compost

Tim Hecker - Virgins

James Ferraro - Virtual Erase

Grimes - Visions

Björk - Volta

Bedwetter - volume 1: flick your tongue against your teeth and describe the present.

Charli XCX - Vroom Vroom

Björk - Vulnicura

Moby - Wait For Me

Warmer - Warmer

Alias Conrad Coldwood - Wastes

Lindsheaven Virtual Plaza - Watch Their Loneliness

Com Truise - Wave 1

Andy Stott - We Stay Together

Internet Club - Webinar

Basshunter - Welcome to Rainbow

Amanda Palmer - Who Killed Amanda Palmer

James Ferraro - Wild World

B L A C K I E - WILDERNESS OF NORTH AMERICA

Aphex Twin - Windowlicker

Christina Grimmie - With Love

Andrew W.K. - The Wolf

Nyetscape - World Edit

Ariel Pink - Worn Copy

Arca - Xen

Elliott Smith - XO

Danny Brown - XXX

Aphex Twin - Xylem Tube

Flying Lotus - You’re Dead!

Andrew W.K. - You’re Not Alone

David Bowie - Young Americans

Gas - Zauberberg

ZONΞ ΞATΞR & §E▲ ▓F D▓G§ - ZONΞ ΞATΞR vs. §E▲ ▓F D▓G§

[Begin vaporwave slums]

░▒▓新しいデラックスライフ▓▒░ - ▣世界から解放され▣

FＯＯＤＣＯＵＲＴ➒➐~ - ＴｅｌｅＤｒｅａｍｚ™

FＯＯＤＣＯＵＲＴ➒➐~ - ♪♫평양 피아노 학교♪♫

TOYOTAセリカ - のためのショーケース The Eyes

TOYOTAセリカ - サプリメント

TOYOTAセリカ - リバイバル

TOYOTAセリカ - 冬

Pastel Lounge LLC - 夢想假期TOYOTAセリカ - 日曜日DRIVE

Famicom Fountains - 砂漠のカメラレッスン

TRANCE.BIZ - 香港荒村

Albums I’ve had to skip:

Ecco Unlimited - Liquid Nitrogen (My copy is in FLAC, will need to convert it eventually)

James Ferraro - Rerex 1 (Corrupted download)

James Ferraro - Rerex 2 (Corrupted download)

K2 - Chameleon Ballet (Corrupted download)

Eminem - Slim Shady EP (Shows up weird)

Albums I’ve had to skip because DoubleTwist will refuse to acknowledge the existence of certain tracks if they’re short enough and these albums have at least one short song that despite its length I would not like to experience the album without:

Flying Lotus - 1983

Girl Talk - All Day

Bonobo - Animal Magic

Doseone - Be Evil

Internet Club - Beyond The Zone

James Ferraro - Body Fusion 1

James Ferraro - Body Fusion 2

Local News - Channel 8

Aphex Twin - Cheetah

Aphex Twin - Computer Controlled Acoustic Instruments Pt2

James Ferraro - Cruisin’ The Nightbiker Strip 1977

Internet Club - Deluxe

Aphex Twin - Drukqs

Eminem - The Eminem Show

BT - Emotional Technology

Eminem - Encore

Frank Ocean - Endless

Memorex Dawn - Galleria

James Ferraro - Genie Head Gas In The Tower Of Dreams (Jesters Midnight Toys)

Local News - Ghost Broadcast

Haru Nemuri - Haru to Shura

Daniel Johnston - Hi, How Are You

Eminem - Infinite

Hearken - Kithless

Ariel Pink - Ku Klux Glam

DJ Shadow - The Less You Know, the Better

Flying Lotus - Los Angeles

Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP

Internet Club - Modern Business Collection

Frank Ocean - Nostalgia, Ultra

Nyetscape - Nyetscape

§E▲ ▓F D▓G§ - OG Glazed Vol. 1

Graham Kartna - One Year: A Collection Of Old Tunes

R23X - OSV: Original Sound Version

DJ Shadow - The Outsider

FＯＯＤＣＯＵＲＴ➒➐~ - PHU➒➐~

Time to have fun!

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107.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 27

2501. What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity…..?

everything?

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?

most rapper, in my opinion. or scream-o artists

2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be:

Snow

Vanilla Ice

NKOTB

Milli Vanilli

BSB <—– this one

NSYNC

2504. Do you believe in manifest destiny?

yeah

2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think ‘well, maybe…’ and actually forward those damn things?

never. i

2506. Let’s say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

the same courses are being offered but i feel like in turn that means that the same amount of money should be spent on both schools

no. they should just do the class with 5 girls in it. a class does not need a whole bunch of people in order for it to run properly

2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)?

i mean, it already is so i don’t really have much of a choice lol

2508. What does this world need?

peace

2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

yup.

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?

an affectionate and talkative one

2511, Do you ever 'conveniently’ forget something you don’t want to remember?

nope.

2512. If you have any cousins are you close?

i’m not close with any of them honestly

2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

for the most part, yeah

2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd?

oh damn, i don’t even know

2515. If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

yeah lol

2516. have you ever called a:

psychic hotline?

suicide crisis line?

sex line?

dating line? none.

2517. Have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere?

nope.

2518. Do guys look good in make up?

hell yeah they do. everyone does

2519. What are 5 things you don’t care about?

wrestling, politics, history, my next door neighbor, and th weather

2520. wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?

live

2521. What 'issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?

i mean i don’t want to sway people to believe my opinion is the right one because no ones opinion is right that’s why it’s considered an opinion. however, i am very adamant about declawing cats. i would never declaw my cats because i have seen one up close and actually experienced and done intensive research and know the bad things that can come along with it.

2522. What age do you hope to live until?

at least 100

2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex?

no, i like to be tied down. but if my boyfriend asked to tie him down... i wouldn’t refuse

Have you ever been tied down?

yes

2524. Do you own any “toys”?

no.

Do you ever use them?

2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?

yes, i actually just asked to be whipped with a belt the other day

Have you ever spanked anyone else?

not sexually, just for fun

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable?

no.

Do you like that feeling?

huh?

Does it turn you on?

no.

2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?

yes.

Which one do you need to read?

computers, history, lots of other things

2528. What do your socks look like?

puma socks just plain

2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime:

Alice Cooper

David Bowie

Bruce Springsteen

Moby

Jewel

Frank Zappa i have no idea

2530. Does love float away if you let go?

nah

2531. Do you think that most people in today’s society are:

kind? no

calm? no

humble? no

peaceful? no

helpful? no

happy? no

spiritual? somewhat

creative? no

friendly? no

independent? somewhat

intelligent? no

having fun? yes

coming up with new ideas? yes

able to think for themselves? not really

able to really connect with others? sometimes

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?

people are just horrible nowadays. honestly, most people only care for themselves and aren’t worried about anyone or anything else.

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)?

not at all

2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)?

i think i heard something about him being drugs but i can’t say whether that’s true or not

2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

for the most part, yeah

2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, aggressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).

SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.

So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?

probably more ID

2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?

it can go both ways, i think

2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:

I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much…

You’re a new and better man, he helps you to understand, He does everything he can, he’s….

Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky…

Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise….

Don’t you take it so hard now, And please don’t take it so bad….

i don’t know any of these

2538. How about these?

From around the way, born in '73, Harcore B-boy named…

And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can’t deny….

Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied….

When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is…

Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying…

nope

2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet?

yes

2540. What is the difference between Satan and Pan?

who is pan? peter pan?

2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a successful poem?

give a sense of imagery and make you think and feel something

2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?

absolutely

2543. Are you an orgasm addict?

well i like having them but i’m not addicted to them lol

2544. Are you a sugar junkie?

i don’t really like sugary things actually

2545. WHAT are you DOING?

this.

WHY aren’t you marching in line with the rest of them?

????

2546. Do you only hear what you want to?

nah

2547. Are you anal-retentive?

huh?

2548. In and Out

Over and Under

Around and ???

what?

2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store?

i’m going to return a septum rings today or tomorrow

2550. Why ask why?

why not?

2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is:

jazz:

metal: alice in chains

rock: ac/dc

new wave:

psychedelic: bob marley

2552. What are your feelings about:

Picasso? does some really creative, cool artwork

Van Gogh? incredible. i love the way he paints, he has a very different style than most artists i’ve seen

Michaelangelo? very good details

Da Vinci? also very good artist

Einstein? very freaking smart guy

Tesla? very fast and very expensive cars

2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?

there’s so many people

2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

idk

2555. Why is it called 'coca cola’?

no clue.

2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car?

probably not

2557. Donald or Daffy duck?

donald.

2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman?

i don’t know

2559. Lease or buy a car?

buy.

2560. Have you met Real Talkin’ Bubba?

no.

Do you love him to death?

2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

nope.

2562. Can you 'pinch an inch’ on your belly?

yeahhh

2563. Have you ever been to:

a temple? there’s actually one by my house

a bar? plenty

a massage parlor? yes.

2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

i wouldn’t mind it.

2565. What culture are you fascinated by?

all of them

2566. Have you ever worn a cape?

not that i can remember

2567. What is the difference between 'nude’ and 'naked’?

nude sounds classier

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 british pounds)?

a pack of gum maybe

2569. What makes you who you are?

my genes

2570. How do you search for meaning in life?

try really hard

2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

i mean, it’d be weird if he collected it, but i wouldn’t mind if he just looked

2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do?

jack wouldn’t every keep a diary lol

2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do?

fuck him up. lol jk, i’d talk to him about it

2574. Are you an old fart?

i feel like it sometimes

2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

play in the grass, have friends over, play with the dog

2576. Why don’t people have more fun?

they’re probably too stuck up their own ass

2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?

wtf? no

What pet?

What article of clothing?

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatantly insane or completely certifiable?

insane

2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

i used to

2580. Is it nap time yet?

very soon.

2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

i need to be as close as possible

2582. Do you like trains?

i don’t mind them

2583. What’s in Hungary?

hungry people haha

2584. Have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?

oh yeah

Has someone ever held you back?

yup

2585. What do you think of the term, 'organized religion’?

i don’t really care

2586. What do you think of the name 'Orson’?

sounds different

2587. What frustrates you?

people.

2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..

cool.

2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?

sure, i have no idea honestly

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?

some still is $2

2590. Are you ill?

no.

2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night?

at my house

2592. Do you pronounce the 'er’ sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

2593. Do you drink only 100% juice?

nada

2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday?

yes.

2595. What duck?

donald.

2596. Do you collect coins?

no.

How about stamps?

no.

2597. wHAT’S the best way to learn a new language?

taking a class

2598. Is god in you?

doubt it

2599. Are you in god?

2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

no idea lol. whichever fork i grab first

#bored #survey #quiz #questions

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Jest A Minute (19/1/2018) from Subroto Mukherjee

Go Fly A Kite------------------------ When Israeli neta-ji Netanyahu-ji announced that he was off to India, the Israeli people were of course excited and enthused, "Yaaaaaa, way to go! Have a great trip!" On the other hand, the Palestinians were snide and sarcastic, saying "Who cares? Go fly a kite!" And for once -- yes, FOR ONCE, the Israeli PM actually listened to the Palestinians. He came to India and flew a kite! *** Our Daily Feast and Fest---------------------------------- Sunday was Makar Sankranti -- our breezy, colorful Kite Festival. Of course, there are many among us who celebrate this everyday. Either they pig out, hog, feast like there's no tomorrow and get up enough wind to fly a kite! Or they booze till they are as high as kites! *** Under A Cloud--------------------- Right now Pawan Hans helicopters are under a cloud. With good reason. The statistics are damning. After all, how much worse can it get? In 7 years, as many as 36 persons flying these choppers have lost their lives. But let's be fair. There are both upside and downside to these flying machines. The downside is that they literally FALL DOWN on the job and LET DOWN the crew and passengers. The upside is that these helicopters are very law-abiding. Well, they certainly obey one law. The law of gravity! *** 'Block Busters'------------------------ OK, finally Padmavati will be releasing but as Padmavat. But even this sex change operation (from a female to a male title) by the censors has not satisfied the protesters. The censors have liberally chopped the film but the protesters are still threatening to storm theaters and chop heads. So will you be going to see the film? Not me. I don't care for 'block busters'. I mean, block-heads out to bust theaters and block films. No, I won't risk going for Padmavotty -- only to end up hiding in the potty! *** Schoolboy Smut------------------------ I love it when I read such news. Turns out, when he was a school boy, French President Emmanuel Macron wrote a smutty, naughty, erotic, very adult novel. Let me take a wild guess here. The teenage Macron was motivated by two great thinkers : one from ancient Greece, the other from ancient India. Socrates from ancient Greece taught him HOW TO THINK. And Vatsayana from India influenced him in WHAT TO THINK ABOUT! *** Gems Blunt------------------ A world leader recently referred to African nations as 'shit-hole' countries! Hey, with such GEMS dropping from his lips, I think this great leader is asking for it -- simply asking for a kick in his JEWELS from Africans! *** Rude and Crude------------------------- The other day President Trump underwent his annual medical check-up and the doctors declared that he is in excellent health. Except for two minor issues : constipation and diarrhea. A constipation of good sense and a diarrhea of insults aimed at others. *** Urban Jungle--------------------- Crocodiles are now being spotted swimming in the gutters of suburban Mumbai. And leopards are not just roaming our suburbia but even invading homes! But I say those creatures are not to blame. We are to blame for this. Hey, what else do you expect if we keep calling our beloved city an URBAN JUNGLE? Naturally, animals will come here curiously to check out this jungle. *** Discovering the Truth------------------------------- According to an erudite minister, It was NOT Newton who first discovered gravity. It was our ancient scholar Bramhabhatt the Second who actually made this discovery a thousand years ago. My theory is this. True, Pandit Bramhabhatt was first to realize the law of gravity. But later he was reborn as Newton to re-discover his own original discovery. Hey, if you accept the belief of reincarnation, you can easily explain away anything and everything. See, isn't that neat? *** Temple Politics----------------------- Rahul-ji has been in the news for temple hopping. Of late, no counting how many temples he has visited. OK, let's face it. In our country, any politico with brains knows this short-cut to mass appeal, this quickie to winning over a large community and vote-bank. And Rahul-ji does not have to be a brain surgeon to realizes the importance of TEMPLES, thanks to the grey matter between his own TEMPLES. *** Going Apes------------------ It has been observed that orangutans self-medicate themselves when they suffer aches, pains and ills. Amazing, you know, that they know which herbs, shrubs, roots or shoots to chew for whatever is ailing them. Hey, given the spike in medicine prices these days -- especially life-saving drugs -- why don't we too pick our remedies straight from Nature? YEAH, WHY NOT APE THE APES? ***

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389.

5,000 Question Survey–Part twenty-seven

2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity…..? the smell of a forest.

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Taylor Swift...Justin Beiber....Demi Lovato...Miley Cyrus 2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be: Snow Vanilla Ice NKOTB Milli Vanilli BSB NSYNC

2504. Do you believe in manifest destiny? no... 2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think ‘well, maybe…’ and actually forward those damn things? no; no

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be dissolved and replaced with an easier one? no.. 2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)? they are tho... 2508. What does this world need? peace. 2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? yes...tumblr lol

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you? i don’t really drink. 2511, Do you ever 'conveniently’ forget something you don’t want to remember? yeah... 2512. If you have any cousins are you close? no 2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? not at all. 2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd? i think Lilo and Stitch tbh 2515. If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? no 2516. have you ever called a: psychic hotline? no suicide crisis line? i’ve dont an online chat one. sex line? no dating line? no 2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere? yeah 2518. Do guys look good in make up? sometimes. 2519. What are 5 things you don’t care about? - 2520. What are you going to do until you die? read books; watch movies; sing. 2521. What 'issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? mental health stigma 2522. What age do you hope to live until? don’t care. 2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex? no

Have you ever been tied down? no 2524. Do you own any “toys”? yes

Do you ever use them? yes

2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? no

Have you ever spanked anyone else? No.

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable? kinda

Do you like that feeling? no?

Does it turn you on? no..... 2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? yes Which one do you need to read? none. 2528. What do your socks look like? white 2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime: no clue...

Alice Cooper David Bowie Bruce Springsteen Moby Jewel Frank Zappa

2530. Does love float away if you let go? probably? 2531. Do you think that most people in today’s society are: kind? no calm? no humble? no peaceful? no helpful? no happy? no spiritual? yes creative? yes friendly? no independent? yes intelligent? some? having fun? no clue coming up with new ideas? yes able to think for themselves? no able to really connect with others? maybe?

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? experience.

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)? no 2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)? don’t care. 2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science? yes 2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, aggressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting). SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego. So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO? superego 2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? neither. they have a mental illness. 2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics: I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much… - You’re a new and better man, he helps you to understand,He does everything he can, he’s…. - Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky… - Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise…. - Don’t you take it so hard now, And please don’t take it so bad…. - 2538. How about these? From around the way, born in '73, Harcore B-boy named… - And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can’t deny…. - Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied…. - When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is… - Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying… -

2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet? maybe 2540. What is the difference between Satan and Pan? - 2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a successful poem? ? 2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? i’m sure? 2543. Are you an orgasm addict? i like them but naw 2544. Are you a sugar junkie? yes 2545. What are you doing? this and watching The Purge Anarchy

Why aren’t you marching in line with the rest of them? ? 2546. Do you only hear what you want to? sure 2547. Are you anal-retentive? ? 2548. In and Out Over and Under Around and ???

WHAT 2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store? - 2550. Why ask why? to learn

2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is: jazz: Ill Wind - Billie Holuda metal: suicide season - BMTH rock: Since I’ve been loving you - Zeppelin new wave: - psychadelic: - 2552. What are your feelings about: Picasso? - Van Gogh? - Michaelangelo? i like his work D'Vincci? interesting Einstein? he’s cool Tesla? -

2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? - 2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? - 2555. Why is it called 'coca cola’? no idea. 2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car? i have 2557. Donald or Daffy duck? none 2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman? - 2559. Lease or buy a car? which i could buy 2560. Have you met Real Talkin’ Bubba? no

Do you love him to death? - 2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t sure if you were seducing or being seduced? no 2562. Can you 'pinch an inch’ on your belly? - 2563. Have you ever been to: a temple? no a bar? yes a massage parlor? no 2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand? Sure. 2565. What culture are you fascinated by? European 2566. Have you ever worn a cape? naw 2567. What is the difference between 'nude’ and 'naked’? I don’t care

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)? a soda from the vending machine 2569. What makes you who you are? everything 2570. How do you search for meaning in life? i don’t 2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? no. 2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do? ? 2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do? nope. fuck that bitch. 2574. Are you an old fart? basically. 2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? play 2576. Why don’t people have more fun? no idea? 2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? um no wtf

What pet? -

What article of clothing? -

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatantly insane or completely certifiable? i don’t like this question. 2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? yes 2580. Is it nap time yet? feels like it. 2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? sure? 2582. Do you like trains? sure 2583. What’s in Hungary? people 2584. have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? probably.

Has someone ever held you back? dunno 2585. What do you think of the term, 'organized religion’? not a fan 2586. What do you think of the name 'Orson’? idc. 2587. What frustrates you? ignorance. 2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew.. ? 2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? no

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? no 2590. Are you ill? no 2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night? home 2592. Do you pronounce the 'er’ sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? yes 2593. Do you drink only 100% juice? probably? 2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday? yes? 2595. What duck? - 2596. Do you collect coins? no

How about stamps? no 2597. What’s the best way to learn a new language? no idea. 2598. Is god in you? nope 2599. Are you in god? nope. 2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

#me #survey

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