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laski-and-sage · 2 years

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Alucard: Naah, forget about it. Nobody got hurt!

*TJ and Pip looking at each other, then to Alucard*

Pip: We had fucking concussions?!

Alucard: Nobody got serious hurt.

TJ: We were in the ER for about 6 hours?!

Anderson, coming towards them: You know what? This little discussion is very low on the list of problems. I may or may not have... awaken the demongod by reciting the bible out of inner fear. So we miiiight have bigger problems then a bump on the head!

#shitpost #pineapple #hellsing ultimate #hellsing #alucard #alexander anderson #andercard #oc: tj #of course...#awakening the demongod may be a little higher on that list #but can we talk about the fact that Alucard never saw the ER from inside?!#He doesn't know how how long you have to wait #bc they're understaffed and overworked #and many patients come in bc they had their phone fallen on their finger #I think this was a real thing here in germany #a girl came to the ER bc her phone fell on her finger #Heartattack? Naaaww... first we gotta bring the girl to the xrays #You lost your leg? Naaahhh..! We gotta do the poor finger first!#Not that this was the reaction of the staff- they were shocked too #that she came into the ER bc of this #but damn -.-

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