#ZombieDwarf

[everhonest]

Everything and everyone's connected

[ladylazysloth]

Whitepine but they all turned into autism creature :p

(Idk I’m very bored whitepine plz save me)

Look at their beauti

[noven-warsh]

Call me woke but I'm seeing a small pattern of Zombie having a weird relationship with women

Like, Seraptor's joke?

Him saying that Zam was trying to introduce a girl to him?

And then there's the question of whether or not he was behind the misogynistic bs that the priest spouted in mysti's funeral?

[ask-contentsmp-afterlife]

Rules, Info & More

Hello, this is Arson from @arsonistfriday and I decided to make an ask/RP blog centered around the permadead characters on Content SMP. Divider is by sweetmelodygraphics and the FAQ/information is below the cut.

Characters:

Luxintrus (her text will look like this)

Arathain (his text will look like this)

Diansu (his text will look like this)

Void (her text will look like this)

Zombie (his text will look like this)

Boundaries/Info:

I am an adult, but I'd prefer no suggestive jokes or comments- much less NSFW.

You can request specific characters or leave it up to interpretation of who should answer your ask.

I will dive into topics such as unreality/dereality, death, horror and other dark topics. These will be tagged with 'tw [topic]'.

If I say something OOC when answering an ask, it will be in brackets {like so}.

I may post art with asks occasionally, but it depends on my schedule and motivation.

I will add some personal headcanons and worldbuilding into this, and the afterlife won't just be an empty void, so feel free to ask about it too.

[yourpersonaljaskier]

Hello hello! I watched Whitepine and now I'm insane! I also watched a theory video! I'm very insane and I need to ramble as to what I think is going on

Theory will be under read more, spoilers ahead

First things first:

Who is mrs. Hemlocke, and how long has she been dead?

So, some things to establish the estimated time period:

- steam locomotives and steam engines are around (meaning it's past the year 1712)

- The colour black may be associated with the mourning period (early roman period til the 20th century, now very well known because of Queen Victoria, who mourned her husband for 4 decades til the the early 1900's and wore black daily)

These bring us to a rather specific time frame between 1712 and before the 20th century

Black doesn't seem to be a very 'fashionable' colour, as the theory video I watched relied quite heavily on the idea that the Hemlocke family is in mourning. While the idea in of itself isn't a bad idea, I heavily disagree with this notion for 3 simple reasons:

1. The family isn't in ACTUAL mourning! They wear black clothes, yes, but there's no other indication they're in active mourning. They wear colours not permitted by the mourning rules created by Queen Victoria (assuming they're in England due to the name Whitepine and the general outlay of architecture), which was from 1861 til 1901 iirc, which is a HIGHLY likely time period they were in. Zam participates in hunting, the household isn't in mourning (the women aren't wearing any amount of mourning regalia, ie, veils, jewelry, full black attire, similar with the men), the HEAD BUTLER doesn't tell Ivory about the passing of the hear mistress (which MEANS the mourning period is long over and the topic is dead at this rate, Ivory doesn't need to be a genius to figure out why the mistress is never mentioned), Izzy permits Ivory to be the piano, so on and so forth

2. Serapter doesn't know why the piano room was empty. Her death was before his time, and he seems plenty adult to me.

3. There were no search parties (if she had disappeared), there were no funeral arrangements, no active mention of her or her recent passing, and black clothes are not an indication of a mourning period.

These, to me, are clear signs that the family, at least the children, have long moved on.

Now, how long has mrs. Hemlocke been dead?

Well.

Let's look at the Hemlocke children. So far, we only know that Pyro is the oldest, with the others having to clear indication of when they were born. But, to me, the Hemlocke children all seem to be of a similar age. There are no tutors or extra teachers for the women to learn etiquette, Zam goes hunting and invites Pyro with him, they seem to go out semi regularly as known bacherlors (as none of the children are married), and seem to have a close bond with how they interact with one another

None of the children seem teenage-d to me, but we'll see as the show progresses

In my mind, mrs. Hemlocke died when the youngest was a few months old. It makes the most sense with how the family and household act around her death and items. The piano was moved but is still taken care of. It's tuned with no obvious dust, out of sight and out of mind but with instructions to keep it in good shape

Izzy easily absolves the previous order to not let anyone touch the piano, meaning it's been long enough where she finds it doesn't matter if someone plays it, and as Clown mildly implies, it seems that the order was given by Zombie, as he advises Ivory to not make too much noise

Obviously, as mrs. Hemlocke was the mistress of the estate, all the older staff would have been relatively fond of her and followed whatever wish Zombie made about her items, but as Serapter doesn't even seem to know as to what some of the rooms are for (like the piano room), and that he 'forgot [the piano] was down there,' quite heavily implies her death was wayyyy before his time

To compress: Mrs. Hemlocke died perhaps decades ago, to a point where none of the household is in mourning and have seemingly moved on, with new servants being unaware of the affects her passing had on the family (ex. Serapter)

Who killed Mistycat, and why do people think it's the forest?

I personally think the forest has got absolutely nothing to do with Mistycat's death, and that there's a different perpetrator at hand with no supernatural element. I'll explain after this segment as to why the forest is such a focal point to Ivory, but for now:

The forest is an ominous 'character' and looming figure during the whole episode. Multiple shots include Ivory spacing out and simply staring at the woods in some sort of trauma reaction

The forest is ominous, dense and is eerie due to the atmosphere

Forests are easy ground to get lost in and die

Supernatural activity can easily be tied with a supernatural forest

Misty's death is sudden and seems out of nowhere after a bit of a long shot with the woods

From Misty's injuries, it seems like the attack was quite violent, but it's not above that she fell down the stairs after being attacked. The injuries on the back of her head could suggest a blunt force blow, while the rest of her injuries were amassed from her tumbling down the stairs, which would draw someone to check out what happened, and of course, then the freak out

Do I have an idea as to who it could be? No. Fuck no lol, I'm not a psychic, I just don't think it's supernatural for now. There's absolutely zero reason as to why a supernatural entity would be killing the household now and not then

Why is the forest such a big deal, and Ivory's behaviour

Now. Hear me out on this: Ivory is from a cult like environment, where a settlement was in a similar forest, quite like the surrounding area of Whitepine

Her behaviour, past being autistic, is very submissive, with a fear of authority, the fear of disobeying orders to such an extent that she asks a fellow coworker permission to go outside, and a general reclusive behaviour that I associate with a want to conform and not cause issues for the ones in power

Obviously, all of these can be attributed to Ivory's implied autism, but I think it makes more sense with Ivory's behaviour towards the woods and other people

She seems afraid of talking, saying anything outside of what is asked of her, and even then, she struggles greatly and panics about being in trouble to a near panic attack level. Her dissociation with the sight of forests seems trauma related, along with the buzzing noise she gets after people rush to see why someone screamed

She seems afraid but in an abstract sense. She stares for seemingly hours after being dismissed her first day, just staring at the woods that caused her to zone out first thing

It's not normal behaviour. Even from a neurodivergent standpoint in my opinion. Her anxiety seems to come from an outside place, and Minutetech not knowing anything about her, past where he found her and what she did on the train ride gives me the impression she ran away from her cult, and now associates forests with them, causing her to have bad reactions when on edge or stressed

And that was it! Thank you for the read, hope you enjoyed my unhinged thoughts!!

[boygirlctommy]

can we kill zombiedwarf hemlocke. please. please. please.

[ssseriema]

do you know all the people in whitepines pronouns? theres a lot and i didnt want to go through all their socials if there was a list/someone knew them [im very far from the lifesteal fandom]

ivory: she/her

serapter: he/him

pyroscythe: he/they

clownpierce: he/him

minutetech: he/him

izzy: she/they/fae

ivo (croc): he/they

complexlyross: any pronouns

mysticat: she/they

violettafire: he/she

princezam: princezam

muushtv: any pronouns

zombiedwarf: any pronouns

millkberry: she/her

div_y: any pronouns

bitotter: he/she/they

kantje: he/him

ashswag: he/him

loppezz: she/they

special thanks to @ivorycello (meep lingerlongers), ace, and styx for helping me compile these yay

[cal-the-imp-artist]

NEW WHITEPINE EPISODE WOOOOOO!!! HERE ARE MY NOTES!!

Both Pyro and Separator seemingly wear the same pin? Interesting

Religion coming in as a theme very cool

The builds in this episode are some beautiful omg

" Mr ZombieDwarf's staff" HE DOESNT EVEN SAY HER NAME AT HER OWN FUNERAL!?!?!

OH GOD THATS MYSTY'S PARENTS AND FAMILY WITH PYRO AUGH

Wonder where Pyro went off to?

Oh yep it's Mysty's grave. Fair enough

YAY FOR ASH AND MADDIE LORE!!

Am I crazy or is there a lot of focus on fireplaces this episode

Oh the detective was NOT being subtle about thinking Ivory did it

Anyways 10/10 episode as always, I really enjoyed this episode!! Can't wait for the next!

[pinketine]

I like the detail that Ivory is still deathly still even after Zombiedwarf leaves

[minecraftorangesheepjpg]

my thoughts on that:

1. clownpierce started working for hemlocks when they still used carriages. the way he said that to ivory sounded like a metaphor for "a long time".

2. cars don't attract any special attention on the streets, which means they are a common sight. hemlocks are very wealthy and had access to cars when they were still a novelty. they probably were one of the first families in town with a car, if not the first

3. ivory is not particularly surprised by a car ride. we don't know her past, but i doubt she was rich enough to own a car. still, she wasn't fazed at all, so cars must be very familiar to her (presumed commoner), at least from the outside.

4. clownpierce is... head of the household? do we know his official title? anyway, he is in charge of a lot of people and he's doing a lot of admin work. he has to know the inner workings of the household by heart, from hemlocks' personal business to the amount of eggs the house needs for breakfast. he's close to the family, and i assume he is trusted by the head of the family, zombiedwarf. that kind of thing just takes time, there is no way around it. i very much doubt that clown achieved this position in his twenties.

5. also he had time to fight in a war before all that.

6. also he talks to ivory like she's considerably younger than him. just the vibe i got.

so, i assumed late 30s - 40s. (50s?) it's hard to say, but he's not old, he is physically active (walked on foot from police station to the estate), he doesn't talk like he's that much older than most of the cast (i could probably find specific interactions for this point but it's 2:30 am).

anyway. middle aged

question. do we know how old clown and red are in whitepine

me and a buddy were watching ep 3 and when clown and red mentioned fighting in a war together And clown working for the hemlockes before they started using cars and that the war was a distant memory, how old are they and what war are they talking about, assuming whitepine happens in america

[ladylazysloth]

BANG! THE MANAGERS ON THE FLOOR

[noven-warsh]

this makes me wonder, was the absolute cesspool of misogyny the priest spewed in the cathedral the "sermon" zombie was talking about? or was it just the priest's thing and he preached the supposed sermon much later?

[betz-threadform]

uh hi! I really don’t know if this is the right place to ask, so feel free to ignore this ask if this is the wrong place to ask (/gen)

So, I’m trying to put together the timeline and events of Content smp, (idk why, probably autism), so I’m trying to find every video/stream/other form of content that could help put together the story of this smp, from a (hopefully) neutral point of view (I got a cork-board irl to keep track of it. Everything I’ve gathered until now is color coded and dated. Yes I am insane)

and I’ve made a pretty good list of things I need to go through, but I saw that you made a post a while ago with links to most people that have made content on content smp and was wondering if I missed any 

here’s my list: (I’ve had to redo this 3 times orz)

hi !!! on the vid$ $ide yeah youre $olid - it$ rat + talon + win$weep however there are a few more vod$ that ive been collecting- ba$ically . all im gonna $ay . HERE . al$o here i gue$$ but it$ le$$ fun that way . good luck on your journey i under$tand i under$tand $o much

...

nevermind my brain figured it need$ a li$t a$ well here it i$ off the top of my head and the depth$ of my $treamcord notification$

win$weep ; twitch

doctor4t ; twitch + mo$tly reliable vod$ channel

a_guy_named_dian$u ; twitch

A$aiHat$uyo ; inactive twitch ; May $tream again

Camellia$_ ; twitch ; inactive yt at "Cammie'$ Corner"

DownloadableFox ; inactive twitch

KodaCon$tellation ; twitch

Moriya$hiine ; twitch + reliable vod$ channel heartemoji ; ha$ never $treamed c$mp a$ of now

SillviaTV ; twitch + yt $tream$ + inactive vod$ channel

TalonMC ; twitch + yt $tream$ + inactive vod$ playli$t

Voidiable ; twitch + mo$tly reliable vod$ channel

ZombieDwarf ; twitch + reliable vod$ channel ( mwah )

al$o go check out arathain$ twitter they make lore drop$ there quite often . and in the rat gang di$cord . and on their tumblr . yeah .

[daydreamermi]

love this. i want to add that ivory has no belongings, with only the clothes minutetech gave her on her. if she was in a cult or cult type setting it would make sense she wasnt allowed to have any personal items, not even clothes

Hello hello! I watched Whitepine and now I'm insane! I also watched a theory video! I'm very insane and I need to ramble as to what I think is going on

Theory will be under read more, spoilers ahead

First things first:

Who is mrs. Hemlocke, and how long has she been dead?

So, some things to establish the estimated time period:

- steam locomotives and steam engines are around (meaning it's past the year 1712)

- The colour black may be associated with the mourning period (early roman period til the 20th century, now very well known because of Queen Victoria, who mourned her husband for 4 decades til the the early 1900's and wore black daily)

These bring us to a rather specific time frame between 1712 and before the 20th century

Black doesn't seem to be a very 'fashionable' colour, as the theory video I watched relied quite heavily on the idea that the Hemlocke family is in mourning. While the idea in of itself isn't a bad idea, I heavily disagree with this notion for 3 simple reasons:

1. The family isn't in ACTUAL mourning! They wear black clothes, yes, but there's no other indication they're in active mourning. They wear colours not permitted by the mourning rules created by Queen Victoria (assuming they're in England due to the name Whitepine and the general outlay of architecture), which was from 1861 til 1901 iirc, which is a HIGHLY likely time period they were in. Zam participates in hunting, the household isn't in mourning (the women aren't wearing any amount of mourning regalia, ie, veils, jewelry, full black attire, similar with the men), the HEAD BUTLER doesn't tell Ivory about the passing of the hear mistress (which MEANS the mourning period is long over and the topic is dead at this rate, Ivory doesn't need to be a genius to figure out why the mistress is never mentioned), Izzy permits Ivory to be the piano, so on and so forth

2. Serapter doesn't know why the piano room was empty. Her death was before his time, and he seems plenty adult to me.

3. There were no search parties (if she had disappeared), there were no funeral arrangements, no active mention of her or her recent passing, and black clothes are not an indication of a mourning period.

These, to me, are clear signs that the family, at least the children, have long moved on.

Now, how long has mrs. Hemlocke been dead?

Well.

Let's look at the Hemlocke children. So far, we only know that Pyro is the oldest, with the others having to clear indication of when they were born. But, to me, the Hemlocke children all seem to be of a similar age. There are no tutors or extra teachers for the women to learn etiquette, Zam goes hunting and invites Pyro with him, they seem to go out semi regularly as known bacherlors (as none of the children are married), and seem to have a close bond with how they interact with one another

None of the children seem teenage-d to me, but we'll see as the show progresses

In my mind, mrs. Hemlocke died when the youngest was a few months old. It makes the most sense with how the family and household act around her death and items. The piano was moved but is still taken care of. It's tuned with no obvious dust, out of sight and out of mind but with instructions to keep it in good shape

Izzy easily absolves the previous order to not let anyone touch the piano, meaning it's been long enough where she finds it doesn't matter if someone plays it, and as Clown mildly implies, it seems that the order was given by Zombie, as he advises Ivory to not make too much noise

Obviously, as mrs. Hemlocke was the mistress of the estate, all the older staff would have been relatively fond of her and followed whatever wish Zombie made about her items, but as Serapter doesn't even seem to know as to what some of the rooms are for (like the piano room), and that he 'forgot [the piano] was down there,' quite heavily implies her death was wayyyy before his time

To compress: Mrs. Hemlocke died perhaps decades ago, to a point where none of the household is in mourning and have seemingly moved on, with new servants being unaware of the affects her passing had on the family (ex. Serapter)

Who killed Mistycat, and why do people think it's the forest?

I personally think the forest has got absolutely nothing to do with Mistycat's death, and that there's a different perpetrator at hand with no supernatural element. I'll explain after this segment as to why the forest is such a focal point to Ivory, but for now:

The forest is an ominous 'character' and looming figure during the whole episode. Multiple shots include Ivory spacing out and simply staring at the woods in some sort of trauma reaction

The forest is ominous, dense and is eerie due to the atmosphere

Forests are easy ground to get lost in and die

Supernatural activity can easily be tied with a supernatural forest

Misty's death is sudden and seems out of nowhere after a bit of a long shot with the woods

From Misty's injuries, it seems like the attack was quite violent, but it's not above that she fell down the stairs after being attacked. The injuries on the back of her head could suggest a blunt force blow, while the rest of her injuries were amassed from her tumbling down the stairs, which would draw someone to check out what happened, and of course, then the freak out

Do I have an idea as to who it could be? No. Fuck no lol, I'm not a psychic, I just don't think it's supernatural for now. There's absolutely zero reason as to why a supernatural entity would be killing the household now and not then

Why is the forest such a big deal, and Ivory's behaviour

Now. Hear me out on this: Ivory is from a cult like environment, where a settlement was in a similar forest, quite like the surrounding area of Whitepine

Her behaviour, past being autistic, is very submissive, with a fear of authority, the fear of disobeying orders to such an extent that she asks a fellow coworker permission to go outside, and a general reclusive behaviour that I associate with a want to conform and not cause issues for the ones in power

Obviously, all of these can be attributed to Ivory's implied autism, but I think it makes more sense with Ivory's behaviour towards the woods and other people

She seems afraid of talking, saying anything outside of what is asked of her, and even then, she struggles greatly and panics about being in trouble to a near panic attack level. Her dissociation with the sight of forests seems trauma related, along with the buzzing noise she gets after people rush to see why someone screamed

She seems afraid but in an abstract sense. She stares for seemingly hours after being dismissed her first day, just staring at the woods that caused her to zone out first thing

It's not normal behaviour. Even from a neurodivergent standpoint in my opinion. Her anxiety seems to come from an outside place, and Minutetech not knowing anything about her, past where he found her and what she did on the train ride gives me the impression she ran away from her cult, and now associates forests with them, causing her to have bad reactions when on edge or stressed

And that was it! Thank you for the read, hope you enjoyed my unhinged thoughts!!

[ladylazysloth]

Okay but now what if they :3

(Clown is doing it internally trust)

Whitepine but they all turned into autism creature :p

(Idk I’m very bored whitepine plz save me)

Look at their beauti