#abussy 😭

[asleep-and-afraid]

smash or pass genshin mobs edition

this is a joke… mostly

blazing axe mitachurl: SMASH

i mean just look at him. look at his abs. look at him. i have no words. well actually i have 1 word: daddy.

2. any flavor of abyss mage: ehh pass

ok this mf is definitely kinky. yk ALL of the abussy mages are kinky so they get points for that. but they’re also HELLA annoying. puttin me in bubbles and spraying fire on me and electrifying me,,, personally not my thing. but if ur into that, he’s all yours. also his voice. like his moan would be horrendous. (im so so sorry for the sound i just made u imagine)

3. mirror mommy: instant smash 😳😳😳

SHE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS WITH ME. IM ALL URS MOMMY. this is NOT a joke. i want her. i need her. ok but she would def be into mirror stuff,,,,

4. maguu kenki: uhmmmmmmm guys it’s gonna be a 100% SMAAAASH

u can't deny that he has glorious thighs. and just look at the pose he’s in 😭😭😭 he clearly wants it … ok bottom 😌

5. ruin hunter: absolute pass.

he looks like he would try to tell me about crypto during sex. like no i don’t want to buy your fucking bitcoin

6. electro cicin mage: SMASH SMASH SMASH💥

i am pregnant with her child 🫄 🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄🫄 but in all honestly look at her. like her voice. her flirtyness. if she wanted to shock me with her electro powers or smth during sex i would not say no. i belong to her

7. oceanid: smash- OK HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE

i’m a whore for woman-like entities who will beat me up. also i’ve always loved the aggressiveness and sternness of her eng voice. as long as she doesn’t summon the fucking water crabs we’re all good

8. LARGE cryo slime: smash maybe

ok guys ik this sounds crazy but this dude looks like a gentleman. like would pay for the meal and hold the door and always smell really nice. plus look at his little hat!! he looks proud of himself

9. any type of samachurl: pass

he would def say that the mask stays on during sex. UHM ALSO GUYS. AS IM WRITING THIS I JUST LOOKED AT THE FACE MORE CLOSELY. so he has an eye right? that lightish blue thing inside the black part of the mask? but also the mask has eye bump it things too..?????? so the true eye (the light blue thing) looks like it’s apart of his mouth. IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT IM SO CONFUSED MY LIFE IS RUINED NOW.

10. ruin grader💖💖: smash

let’s just say it’s not called a “RUIN” grader for nothing aha. also i love his lil branches

[whipped-for-fictionals]

honestly same , i wish i could use yanfei in some way now like i used to yk . i only have 8 characters built kinda okay so don’t feel too bad about not building them 💀 .

i also really don’t pay the sensor reactions any mind since i only have one electro , hydro , and dendro character built ( poorly ) 😭 . i’m glad you found something that works for you though !

i’m on floor 9-3 and i refuse to go higher than that because i’m not THAT confident my teams will get by honestly 😭 . i think this newly found ayato team will definitely give you motivation !

and as for your bennett problem , will be in paimon’s bargain shop in may ! so if you have enough star glitter by then you can buy him there :) . i’ve heard yanfei and diona are good alternatives until you get him ! ( i have this same problem with razor i literally need him and he won’t come home 😭 )

and if you’re on NA severs , we could help each other farm and stuff if you would like < 3 .

idk if this is like a universal thing but whenever i get a new character, they are left at level 1 for a veeeerrryyy long time until i need them (unless they're a 5 star that i want to build)

so like- i have like 9 characters that i haven't touched and maybe that's why i haven't progressed in the spiral abussy at all LMAO 🥲

oooh best of luck with your future abussy runs! perhaps when it resets in future it'll work out in your team's favour >:3

unfortunately i'm on europe server, i'm sorry :< it would've been a blast playing with you

[rohansdisciple]

i think knowing how much you've saved per patch is a really good way of keeping yourself motivated to continue saving. i forgot that the abussy resets each patch, i'm only on floor 6-3 despite my teams being decently built pahaha. but yes, again, good luck on your wishes with zhongli!

my zhongli currently has a 4 piece tenacity with level 16 artifacts and a crit rate circlet, and has 31k so you can definitely get more than that, aiming for a full hp set but artifact runs haven't been that fortunate 🥲

i've seen some zhonglis with 50k hp, idk how they do it pahaha. but i do know the black tassel is commonly used on him so that can also raise his hp a lot. i run him with a favonius lance so i don't have personal experience with it, i can't tell you how much it will affect your build ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

~ ness ♡

i forget about the abyss sometimes too don’t worry 💀 , i only do one floor per patch anyway 😭 . thanks again 😂 .

so probably 30k - 40k is good enough 💀 i heard staff of homa was good on him but i’ll probably wait to pull for it !

[jaycypressus]

it's okay i don't mind waiting for a response i hope you got everything you needed to get done finished!

it's funny though cause kazuha and zhongli were also on my main team for a long time too HAHA it was yanfei/ganyu/zhongli/kazuha in that order and my dodging skills became so weAK because of zhongli we stay winning ig #strongk 💪 🤑

dw though making teams is suuuper hard for me too like idek what the "national team" everyone is talking about is 💀 i only have that team i mentioned above built, plus ayato, fischl and xingqiu, so i haven't progressed that far in the spiral abussy because no one else is built LMAO

i guess a good way of trying out/making teams is just messing around with people's playstyles and team comps and seeing what works and what doesn't for you :)

also congrats on the scara pull! he looked so fun to play but i skipped because i was hardcore saving for ayato and now everything i didn't spend pulling for ayato is going for alhaitham 😩😩

ayato's chest voice lines are the world to me rn he's so snobby about it but it's so funny—

"mm yes. very nice 😐"

"all yours‼️ should you have any use for them 🧐"

"ohh... so... you... collect these? 🤨"

i swear to god he needs to get on i'm a celebrity get me out of here or something it'd do him some good being out in the wild fending for himself /hj (affectionate)

~ ness ♡

(wow i really went a little crazy with this ask, that's the most unhinged i'll be in your ask box...maybe... i'll try LOL)

My dodging skills are questionable as well😀 ooo I used Yanfei a ton because I had her C6 and I’m not a fan of Diluc😔

Bye I’ve never even heard of the national team😭😭 i have research to do😩 also I’ve only gotten to floor 11 I have a lot of building to do too🥲

And thank you!! Wanderer doesn’t have great crowd control like kazuha but I really really like his fight style regardless! But I def don’t blame you I’m worried about pulling for alhaitham too😩 I’ve been too lucky lately🥲

No because ayatos chest voice lines had me like 😕🖕🏾 but I love him😭 I can fix him🤭

Tbh being a lil unhinged adds spice to the personality🤭