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Disney Adventures, October 2001


#Disney Adventures#TV#2000s#The Mummy#Medabots#Nick Cannon#Smallville#Samurai Jack#Transformers#Justice League#The Nightmare Room#The Proud Family#mary kate and ashley#Grim And Evil#The Tick#Raising Dad#Tarzan#Da Mob#Yu Gi Oh#The Ripping Friends#Star Trek#Moolah Beach#Cubix#Alienators#Totally Spies#Maybe It's Me#According To Jim#SK8#All About Us#Totally In Tune
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ACCORDING TO JIM | S2 E16 | Slumber Party: "There are children here. Watch your mouth!"
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According To Jim (2001-09)
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Realized that after Ally McBeal all the actresses tended to get typecast just a bit:
Calista Flockhart - Business-ish woman who is aloof on the surface but secretly has a heart


Courtney Thorne-Smith - MILF surrounded by idiot men


Jane Krakowski - Unhinged white lady


Portia De Rossi - Mean, competent boss lady in a killer suit


Lucy Liu - Normal woman wrapped up in some insane situation


And it won’t let me add any more images but Lisa Nicole Carson came back to the Kellyverse as Renée Raddick 2
#actorposting#calista flockhart#courtney thorne smith#jane krakowski#portia de rossi#lucy liu#lisa nicole carson#not tagging all the shows and characters but I’m sure y’all can figure it out#here i’ll tag a few though#supergirl#according to jim#unbreakable kimmy schmidt#better off ted#generalization but I noticed a trend in some of their roles
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According to Jim intro
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Cheryl and Dana (According to Jim)
In the episode The Jealous Husband, Cheryl vents to her sister Dana that their mother is still unhappy with her for not getting her son circumcised at birth even after five years, and has been trying to convince her that it's not too late to get it done (an idea Cheryl rejects with "that was dad's generation").
Going by her reaction, it can be assumed that when Dana's own son is born a few seasons later, she sides with Cheryl instead of their mother.
Would She Snip?: No, no
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Props for the Other Belushi
June 15 is the birthday of some mighty big stars in my personal pantheon: silent comedian Harry Langdon, who has a whole section on Travalanche; 19th century stage star Adah Isaacs Mencken, who I spent many years researching and writing a play about (it premiered at La Mama ten years ago); and Harry Nilsson, one of my favorite pop performers in the world, among others. I’ll likely return to all…

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#According to Jim#actor#Chicago#comedian#Growing Belushi#James Belushi#Jim Belushi#Saturday Night LIve#Second City#SNL
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"Can't we do something?" "I'm afraid not." STAR TREK 03.12 The Empath
#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#james kirk#spock#leonard mccoy#mcspirk#the empath#william shatner#leonard nimoy#deforest kelley#OK BUT#the way jim is so frantic at first#and then its only after spock is like- 'he's dying jim' and jim is like 'ur not a doctor!!! :'( but then bones is like 'i am and he's right#does jim just kinda resign himself to it ...and the way he is so gentle with bones after that#like how he cradles him so he doesn't roll off the bed#how he just lets spock take over#how he gently touches bones' shoulder after he passes out#i just can't#and the way bones handles their reactions#like- jim pls just accept that im dying and im ok with it and I sacrificed myself of my own accord#and to spock he's just like- you've got a good bedside manner its ok i know there's love in u#just... ugh the way these three handle each other in a crisis is *CHEFKISSSS*
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I think it says something that Jimmy absolutely destroyed the crew and ship in half the time Curly was captain. Like he couldn’t even get them past 2 full months before breaking down.
Like he really couldn’t be half the man he thought Curly was.
#like I think it’s crazy cause the whole trip from when we start the game is like 6 months#they are only six months into the trip post crash it’s why getting help was so futile#they had to survive another 6-7 with almost no resources sense most actual food resources where blocked off or destroyed#I see people saying they were surviving for six months after the crash or at least five but it’s only two#they were on the ship for 4 months before hand like the time frames we play are extremely small in retrospect#it’s like what 187 days when we get into the game? that’s about 6 months total#like I’m sorry this is also about peop saying Anya was liek 5 months pregnant but I think a big point is the assault just happened and Curly#didn’t react to it correct initially cause like have you seen someone whose 5 months pregnant? Anya is clearly not even with artistic l#liberty like 2 months is perfect because it’s literally like the time when you confirm the pregnancy is stable and can feel the first signs#of life which is why she was getting worse and worse cause it was getting to the point she couldn’t hide it from Swansea and Daisuke and Jim#he already knew but imagine him seeing her with a stomach? he’d lose it completely#it was just showing signs of life hence the ultrasound and horse fetus and the heart beat#like the minimum time is around 8-10 weeks which is two months like the two months is super intentional both in accordance to what he did#and the time before hand#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#captain curly#nurse anya
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Ok, some thing I’ve noticed.
This is how Vulcans (and Romulians as well) kiss/prelude with their fingers/hands 100% canonically, with no doubts:


Here’s the promo picture of Amok Time with Spock & T’Pring, demonstrating, that they… Well, a couple. So, I’d say it’s a kiss. Canonically.

And here’s “I shall always be your friend” scene.

Well. Draw your own conclusions here.
#amanda and sarek finger touching is a romantic hand holding according to nimoy not a kiss#star trek#star trek tos#st tos#spock#jim kirk#james t kirk#tos spock#star trek spock#spirk#k/s#the premise#idk what to do with this information now#like it is a very clear canonical kiss
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This whole segment just makes me die a bit
#like okay mccoy taking a shot at spock’s lack of emotion only for kirk to realize they keep fuckin up when it comes to spock’s feelings#‘spock said from behind his mask’ and his ‘hidden emotional life’ just really make this section so fascinating#it’s not that he doesn’t feel it but that he feels it differently and expresses it in accordance to his own ways rather than theirs#star trek tos#star trek novels#spock#jim kirk#leonard mccoy#the last gunfight#james blish#star trek 3#the episode is properly Spectre of the Gun
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Thinking about the weird camaraderie that exists between demons but not angels in GO.
Have we ever seen two angels who are actually friends? Or even friendly to one another? We have met angels with a capacity to be friendly in general, but I think the closest we've come to two angels actually getting along would be Gabriel making a point to laugh at Sandalphon's terrible "can't have a war without War" line in S1.
Most scenes between the angels actually seem to have an undercurrent of absolute hostility. Teeth-clenched teamwork. No wonder it took them so long to notice that Aziraphale wasn't on the same page as the rest of them! The rest of them are barely on the same page as one another, either! When Gabriel goes against the majority vote, no one bats an eye at demoting him and wiping his memory. Michael and Uriel immediately begin vying for his job. The only times we've seen angels team up is when they're working together to bully someone else, like when they're trying to intimidate Aziraphale in S1 or going to the aftermath of the bookshop raid in S2.
Saraqael's overall neutrality towards Muriel is the closest we get to two angels in Heaven getting along, and it's more a lack of hostility than any kind of friendliness. At least until Gabriel loses his memories and Muriel shows up to spy on Aziraphale, and Aziraphale decides to be kind to both of them.
Demons, on the other hand, actually seem to form alliances and even friendships among one another. Hastur and Ligur are awful, but Hastur seems genuinely distraught over Ligur's death, not just fearful of suffering the same fate. Shax and Furfur conspire together and even though the 1940's investigation into Crowley's fraternizing doesn't work out for Furfur, it's not due to any double-crossing on Shax's part. Unlike the angels, who stick almost exclusively to making threats until the Metatron decides to try dangling a carrot at the end of the season, demons actually offer rewards to other demons when trying to work together. Beelzebub offers Crowley a promotion if he can bring them Gabriel, Furfur offers to back Shax up politically if she goes for the Duke position opening, and Crowley successfully stalls Hastur in S1 by pretending everything was a test and he's going to be put in charge of a legion as a reward for passing. They're still not great at socializing, but they're significantly ahead of the angels.
Of course, it's a fact that demons are awful to one another (Eric's treatment is really bad, they throw that random demon into holy water just to test it, "it'd be a funny world if demons went around trusting one another", etc) but they still seem more capable of forming friendships than the angels do.
I think that's because Hell cramps and crowds everyone together to try and increase their suffering and hostility, whereas Heaven isolates angels to decrease the odds of questioning or rebellion. Hell's methods are unpleasant, but it still ends up putting demons together, and some of those demons inevitably forge alliances and make friendships. Because as Crowley and Beelzebub demonstrate, demons are still social creatures with the capacity for love and affection, even if it's strongly discouraged and buried under nine million layers of trauma and a cultural mandate against kindness.
Angels are the same, but isolation makes is harder to form connections than overcrowding. Muriel and Jimbriel are both so eager to make friends, but Muriel's spent the past millennia shut in an empty office, and Gabriel has been distanced from his peers both through his position and also through Heaven's culture of fear and surveillance. He only breaks away from it when he finds something that's stronger than "choosing sides" (stronger than the fear of being rejected by Heaven and Falling, in fact strong enough that Falling seems worth it if he gets to be with someone he loves). Both Muriel and Gabriel are only able to start forming connections when they're away from Heaven.
I just think it's interesting that demons, despite being supposedly devoid of love, have an advantage in forming relationships compared to angels. Angels are supposed to love, but have far fewer opportunities to actually do so. Demons aren't supposed to love, but they make connections anyway.
#good omens#ineffable bureaucracy#both angels and demons are suckers for a bit of kindness too#even if they pretend otherwise and even if there are exceptions to the rule#like yeah you're probably not gonna win over the likes of hastur or michael with a nicety#but according to word of god furfur would be highly susceptible to a kind word#and well we see how it is with muriel and jim#i think this is why shax also weirdly toes the line between getting crowley destroyed and being almost-friends with him#that's just how it works in hell when you don't actually despise somebody#you can't be nice to them but you're still also kind of helpful and non-hostile a lot#don't let it interfere with your goals but sure deliver their mail and get their help with your boiler issues why not#maggie took the wrong approach to confronting the demons#if she'd been nice instead of telling them off they wouldn't have known how to handle it i bet#they're USED to being mocked and yelled at#should have given them jim's tray of canapes and offered them tea and stuff#not that I expect anyone to intuit that under the circumstances just that it might have actually held them off a lot longer#bunch of demons sitting outside of a bookshop passing around a tray of tiny little dinners and listening to records playing from inside
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This show is not real


#things i made#according to jim#shitpost#memes#sitcomedit#jim belushi#courtney thorne smith#no but seriously#this is what happens#the last episode is called heaven opposed to hell#hyperfixing on yet another show with an amcb actor in it#larry joe campbell#kimberly williams paisley
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(Ice and Maverick come home and Rooster and Hangman are already there, in their living room) Rooster: Item 1) We ate the banana bread that was in your fridge. 2) We're getting married. Maverick: Oh my God...! You ate all the banana bread?!
#incorrect quotes#icemav#hangaroo#hangster#sereshaw#original: according to jim#pete mitchell#maverick mitchell#bradley bradshaw#rooster bradshaw
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My piece for Mirror May 🔥
I know I overdid it with Jim's butt. And I regret nothing.
See some of the process here in chapter 2:
#star trek#spirk#st art#james t kirk#kirk/spock#spirk fanart#my spirk art#s'chn t'gai spock#mirrorverse#Mirror May#mirror spirk#mirror!kirk#mirror!spock#digital art#the chanel high boots#always shaping Jim's butt according to canon#round and juicy#🍑#trans!jim#trans!spock#purpleenma
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