#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting
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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow
why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk
🏘️ nobody1020
it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps
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⚔️ sonoftydeus
opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!
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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS
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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going
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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?
year 9, day 234: still no....
#all our admins keep DYING
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‼️ trojan-confessions follow
I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid
🐴 horsetaminghector follow
lmaooo is this paris??
🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow
kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk
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��� myrmidons-confessions
I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe
❓ myrmidons-confessions
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👑 kingofmycenae
👍🏻 ajaxthegreat
achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????
🏘️ nobody1020
I think that's why he's posting it ngl
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😹 deiphobus42069
imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there
🐆 leopardskiniscool
???????????????
#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill
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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)
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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543
so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes
🗣️ homer follow
I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!
🐎 antilochussss
not the direct address????
✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo
direct address got him :(
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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow
fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear
💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow
by ares this can't be happening
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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta
do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags
For weight training, my main workout is a kettlebell based workout class. I go 5x times a week, it's a lot of the Swings, Getups, presses, etc, plus a smattering of cardio and other exercises. I like it cause the people in my class are nice, and i don't need to own any equipment.
I do yoga 3-5 times a week. It's specifically from ManFlowYoga.com, and I think it really helps me with recovery and strength. As a disclaimer, I am the web admin for MFY, but I started off as just a regular user, so take that how you will.
And then, the pushups. For a large chunk of my life, I could not do pushups. And then I worked hard to get the ability (negative pushups are the key IMO) and now I have a nonsense goal of getting 200 pushups under 10 minutes. So i am doing 10 sets of pushups with increasingly higher reps, until I have tricked my body into that ability. Currently I am at 24 reps per set, so 240 per day (M-F), and 1200 per week. You can see my montages here: https://plastiquefruit.tumblr.com/tagged/pushups
Then there's a smattering of other things I do, but not with enough regularity (looking at you pulling exercises) to call them part of the routine.
Who are Hacker and Xirus and how strong are they? I cannot find many information
I’m glad you asked! Now I’m not used to getting questions where I have to break it down for the new folks so I’ll explain it the best way I can! :)
For starters Hacker, or Hacker Error!505 was created by my friend (@rubytale-chapter2) and was later handed over to me so I’m kind of keeping his story going.
He is from an AU called Onvipointtale which is sadly discontinued and is the strongest character in his universe who raised the next generation of powerful anomalies in the Multiverse. His biggest rival is Naberius who belongs to (@admin-240) and he has a hybrid son named Short Circuit who’s a demi god.
Xirus, or Emperor Xirus Corrupto, was created by myself and he is from an AU called Xirustale which I’m still working on, and is the strongest character in his universe out of his two brothers Xiro and Xelter. (They’re triplets)
He is an emperor with malicious plans to corrupt people with a single touch (or if they touch him) and will manipulate anyone at their most vulnerable. You can find more information about him by searching the “#xirus!sans” tag. His master post will tell you everything you need to know.
Something similar about the two is they’re both powerful gods, one weaker and one stronger, one omnipresent and one omnipotent. However, there is a couple of things that make them different:
Hacker is mostly considered an anti hero by the fans but canonically according to Jax, he’s an anti-villain. That being the reason because he wants to get rid of all villains in the Multiverse, going through extreme measures as to deleting someone from existence, aka HT!Wiz who belongs to (@susartwork), but later becomes allies with him when finding out he’s not that bad of a person and often shows a bit of remorse, mainly towards children.
Xirus is self aware that his actions have consequences and chooses to go with it anyways because genuinely he finds it entertaining and has little to no remorse for anyone. What makes him dangerous is that if him and Hacker were to fight, he would definitely win, as making any sort of contact with him, (abilities count as well) he could easily corrupt Hacker.
For Hacker’s abilities:
Delete anyone from existence, no matter how much HP they have.
Travel to the real world. (the one beyond the screen)
Create life as well as destroy it with a single code.
Change his HP to whatever number he feels his fair for a fight.
Shapeshifting (his eyes won’t change)
Telekinesis
Flying
Breaking the laws of physics
Breaking the fourth wall
Sensing peoples intentions by eye contact
For Xirus’s abilities:
Can corrupt anybody with a touch, or waits until someone touches him
Deadly extinction attack that can wipeout half a population
Shapeshifting
Disguising himself as a shadow
Can enter peoples minds to manipulate or control them
His string attacks can destroy an entire planet if it wanted to
Hovering
Flying
Anamorph
Breaking the laws of physics
Move a planet with his finger (similar to the collector from the owl house)
Can move people without making physical contact (meaning if he wanted you to come to him he can just move his finger)
And that’s all I know, if you have any more questions don’t hesitate to ask!