#adrinette incorrect quotes

[helenadreams]

love square on twitter methinks

[miraclechatbug]

*post-reveal, aged-up*

Marinette: Hello, my Prince. What’s for dinner?

Adrien: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Marinette: ...

Marinette: Is it soup?

Marinette: Please stop with the soup puns

Adrien, *pouting*: Wow, you’re soup-per mean

Marinette: Stop. I'm begging you

*one hour later*

Marinette: It’s fucking tacos?!?

[litcrazh]

the realization🔥🗣️

[dame-chat-blanc]

Marinette: I don't think your father approves of me.

Adrien: Don't worry about it, he doesn't approve of me either.

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Chat Noir: This date is boring!

Marinette: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Chat Noir: Then why did you invite me?

Marinette: I didn't! I specifically said "don't come with me". Then you said "fuck you, Marinette. I'll do whatever I want!"

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Adrien: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything. Marinette: I want you to disobey your father's orders. Adrien: Absolutely not.

[unhindged-mlb]

Adrien: Come on, Alya. Nobody actually believes that Marinette is in love with me, shes just a friend!

Alya, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Marinette is helplessly in love with Adrien.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Alya, whispering: marinette, put your hand up, right now.

[fyon-luna-13]

Adrien: So you met Marinette?

Kagami: Yes. I understand why you called her "cute".

Adrien: Oh? Please don't see her as competition though.

Kagami: It's a bit late for that, don't you think?

Adrien: But you know I only love you, right?

Kagami: It seems I have to clarify. She's not my competition.

Adrien: Huh?

Kagami: She's yours.

[feather-of-argos]

Marinette [pointing a nerf gun at Adrien]: Friend or foe?

Adrien: Boy.... boyfriend?

Marinette [lowering the nerf gun]: o-oh... oh

Marinette [blushing and scratching the back of her head]: I.... y-yeah, that's cool. I'd like that. Definitely.

Felix [over the comm]: will the two fools in love on isle 8 please remember that we're in an all out nerf war

[lumitysoulflames]

Season 5 Adrienette

Nino: so... you're gonna date or...

Marinette: *sweating* Nah, we're just friends

Adrien: *starts crying* so that's how it felt

[graaythekwami]

Adrien: Kwamis have front facing eyes and are therefore predators. Marinette: Go back to sleep, Adrien.

[helenadreams]

incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes or mlb social media au? don’t know. not sure. this is going to be an obsession tho

[miraclechatbug]

*this had to have been done before haha*

Marinette: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Adrien: Sure!

Adrien: What's your favorite color?

Marinette, *laser fucking focused*: Triangle. Do you love me?

[litcrazh]

that time ladybug lost a race to the effiel tower

[the-true-noodles]

Miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes (because we need more of them)

part 2

Gabriel: I lost Adrien and Marinette.

Nathalie: How did you LOSE Adrien and Marinette?!

Gabriel: To be fair, they are very small.

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Nathalie: You have Crayons?

Gabriel: Yes, I have—

Nathalie: You're— how old are you?

Gabriel: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.

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Marinette, ordering Starbucks: Hey, I just got my heart broken, what do you recommend?

Hawkmoth, who’s running the drive thru: …

Hawkmoth: Tequila.

(I'm going to draw this one, it's too funny ^)

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Chat Noir: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Ladybug: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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Marinette: Hi, I'm Chat Noir's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?

Marinette: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

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Hawkmoth: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Hawkmoth: I am literally evil incarnate. Hawkmoth: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil. Hawkmoth: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Marinette* Marinette: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

(this could also work with Gabriel/Hawkmoth)

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Nathalie: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Ladybug: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

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Hawkmoth: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

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Marinette: Adrien... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Adrien: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Marinette: Marinette: I wrote sanitize, Adrien.

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Adrien: Hey, Father? I need advice. Gabriel: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

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Chat Noir, texting Ladybug: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater… Ladybug′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later. *Later* Ladybug, texting back: Fuck you.

[ataraxianne]

Ladybug blocked him after this