#adult laura

[spitinsideme]

sometimes what you really need is to hold your wife after a long day at the not-at-all -a-cult cult

[emmcfrxst]

Old Man Logan fawning over reader and Laura jamming out to songs on the radio whenever they go on road trips <33

much to his chagrin, little laura loves pop music; the bubblier, the better. he tries (and fails) to make her like classic rock— she’s “not interested in old man music”, she wants fun songs she can dance to with you. she giggles uncontrollably whenever you sing badly on purpose, clapping for you excitedly. logan always complains about her choice of music, being the grumpy dad he is, but you’ve caught him more than once mouthing along to the lyrics and more recently; shaking his butt slightly to it while in the kitchen— although he will deny the last part until the day he dies (which isn’t anytime soon because you live on a little farm where you grow your own food, free of the additives that are meant to weaken mutations. ever since you’ve started being self sufficient, you’ve noticed that logan heals much faster, and that his pain seems lessened a little. you only ever buy store products if one of you is having a craving; otherwise you make do with what you grow, purging your bodies of the chemicals that render you sick <3)

[lesbianlotties]

adult Laura Lee you will always be famous

[cry-ptidd]

Thinking about human Laura, really hope nothing bad happens to her

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

I've loved him my whole life, and somewhere along the way, that love didn't change but grew. It grew to fill the parts of me that I did not have when I was a child. It grew with every new longing of my body and desire until there was not a piece of me that did not love him. And when I look at him, there is no other feeling in me.

- LAURA NOWLIN, If He Had Been With Me

[bipolarediaz]

and now that I’m grown, I’m scared of ghosts--memories feel like weapons

[stuff-i-wanna-post]

Laura Langas

[invisible-pink-toast]

Lottielee Weekend

Day 3: Free Choice / Time

Time, also known as 'what they didn't get together' 😭 i've been wanting to make a collage-of-sorts with a what could have been vibe and this seemed like the perfect opportunity! so here's a laura lee lives and she and lottie spend their lives happy together au

[p-perkeys]

This is fucking gross

Because this happened first

This ^ and this v are from X-Force. Warren is an adult and Laura is 16.

Remembering Laura’s past as a child prostitute, putting her as a minor on a team with a grown man, then having that grown man come back years later de-aged and hooking up with the same *child* his adult self worked with as soon as he could will never NOT mean something weird and gross no matter how it’s explained.

At least Julian was the same age as her.

RIP Warren. He joined the list of victims of bad writing that made me hate him forever and now I can’t appreciate anything about him.

[future-crab]

Why don't you listen to Laura Jane Grace talk about Pretty Girls (The Mover) and maybe you'll calm down

[spitinsideme]

Among all your AUs, do you have a favorite?

oh definit3ly !!! my favrouite is the lady ragatha x maid pomni au, theres something so besutoful about a relationship thats doomed to fail because everyone is against ir and even love cant save .. or soemthing like that actually even thr demon x nun au coukd fallunder that categiry but soemthing about aboit the dynamic of a lady whos powrrful and hrt maaid is very .. good and asorable to me .. i love it verh much !

[rootsmachine]

killingly by katharine beutner // yellowjackets (2021 - present)

[honestlynervousnut]

• Yj as Burt's Bees flavours •

Jackie- Strawberry

Shauna- Caramel Apple

Lottie- (Adult) Beeswax (Teen) Tropical pineapple (slightly canon due to this post)

Natalie- Unscented

Van- Ginger spice (pun intended)

Taissa- Wild Cherry

Misty- Medicated (Idk It existed but aparently its a mix of menthol and eucalyptus so It seems pretty accurate to me)

Laura Lee- Either coconut and pear OR hear me out: That tinted Burts Bees (Idk why and I don't know how to elaborate but I can see the vision)

[lesbianlotties]

feeling bored so... what do you think an adult laura lee would be like? (and who would you cast to play her?)

OH I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED

literally just the other day i was looking back on some of the answers people gave me when i asked who would they cast as adult laura lee. including: sarah michelle gellar, diane krueger, laura dern, kristen bell, kirsten dunst... BUT the absolute #1 winner in my heart is 100% Elizabeth Mitchell. i mean look at her. the laura lee's style dress and the lottie's cult's colors...

now what would adult laura lee be like...

well i'm happy to consider all the options! i've mentioned before that it could go in very different ways if she had survived. after the rescue she could've 1. entered extreme denial about all she did and turned more obsessively religious to make up for it 2. stayed obsessively religious but for the wilderness (and lottie) which she never let go of 3. ✨ a middle ground ✨ or more!

personally, realistically, i think the middle ground would be something like... she wouldn't completely let go of her faith (catholic, christian, whatever) because it was so important to her and key to her character, but it would definitely change. her god abandoned them in the wilderness and let them do all those unforgivable things... but i think her post-rescue healing process would center around making peace with that and finding her middle ground. i can picture her joining one of those churches that are like liberal and very pro-lgbt and stuff. BUT i'm so sure she would never completely let go of their weird wilderness religion and her belief that lottie was touched by the holy spirit, that she had gift, that she was something like a saint

a lot of people love to paint laura lee as a boring character, bible thumping, goody two shoes, innocent and pure, but that goes against so many things we see from her. standing up against figures of authority and even controlling the group (making them pray, standing up against coach, jackie, nat, coach again, making them pray again, making fun of nat and travis and travis again) she had the balls to try to exorcise lottie and to fly a plane. do you know what she would be like as an adult after she'd had to go through all the brutal things they did to survive in the wilderness??

i think she obviously wouldn't lose her best traits. i think she would stay sweet and she would be even kinder to people because she knows how difficult it is to survive and she would love to help others (and fight anyone that tried to make other people's lives more difficult than they need to be) but she's stay brave, stubborn, true to her values and beliefs, and very much learn to stand up for herself and never let anyone laugh at her expense again

also she would be a lesbian. she would 100% be a lesbian

(she's married to lottie)

(she's her right hand woman managing the not-a-cult and she's at once nicer and more approachable but also more strict than sexy prophet lottie)

[lauralot89]

Dracula Is a Bad Hunter/Gatherer

And the Ladies Are Hangry

"Are we to have nothing to-night?” said one of them, with a low laugh, as she pointed to the bag which he had thrown upon the floor, and which moved as though there were some living thing within it. For answer he nodded his head. One of the women jumped forward and opened it. If my ears did not deceive me there was a gasp and a low wail, as of a half-smothered child.

Okay so, the ladies try to eat Jonathan and instead Dracula gives them a child.

Let's do some math here. I'm going to guess that Dracula is taking a baby, because I would imagine an older kid would be screaming words and also not fit easily into a sack. So let us assume the child is between 0 to 12 months. I'm going to go for the average between those two and say it's a six month old baby.

According to this chart I found through an Internet search that has probably placed me on a watch list, the whole blood volume of a six month infant on average is 675 mL. Now this is in the modern day and it probably wouldn't be the same for a peasant baby in 1897, but let's say it's a big baby for its time and circumstances.

There are three ladies. 675 mL divided by three is 225 mL each, or .225 L. Here is a photographic representation of 225 mL:

According to this article, there are about 700 calories per liter of human blood. Rounding up, that means .225 L provides 158 calories. Let's assume that a human needs 2000 calories per day, and that vampires are dead for 12 hours of the day, not just sleeping, so their caloric needs are cut in half. Out of 1000 calories required, Dracula brought them a little over a tenth of that.

No wonder they tried to eat Jonathan.

If we give Drac the benefit of the doubt and say it was a 12 month old, that's still 188 calories each. Even if it's a six year old, that's just a little over a third of what they need.

Dracula, you are bad at your job.

[ride-thedragon]

CASTING ADULT LAENA.

I'm of the firm belief that seeing as youngest Laena was already visibly that much younger than Rhaenyra and Alicent that Savannah did not need to be recast ten years later. I think a bit of makeup and common sense of how ten years works would've justified her as adult Laena, who we are introduced to as the youngest of all the girls.

That being said, I think if they had to recast, Nanna was wonderful in portraying her strength and struggles at that time of her death. Given her limited story and short scenes, she truly did excellent.

With this in mind, seeing as they felt the need to recast, I went looking for a more age appropriate actress for that time in Laena's life as Nanna does look older than the 24 - to 26 year old Laena is suppose to be at this point.

Ladies and Gentle folk,

Georgia Campbell is 31 now and she's already an established actress. I think that if we had to recast Laena in this way she would be a great alternative.

If nothing, she has the doe like eyes all the Laena's had.

Also Laura Harrier, but we knew that.