#adults doing lines in the other room while the oldest kids babysit the youngest is just asking to get the cops called

[vstheworld]

got any Life Advice?

don’t let a stranger take you to a secondary location

leave any house party with a ‘kid’s room’ asap

‘no’ is a complete sentence

clean ur dryer filter

don’t waste money on cheap work boots

sometimes you gotta go outside and just stare at some leafs until you stop thinking about it

acab

stealing from megacorps is good and cool but stealing from individuals and small businesses is a dick move

[blackmaylovesfries]

Grounded fairies and a babysitter witch 01

Asked: Kinda of?

Words: 1755

Sinopse: An AU where Monsta X gets cursed by a spellcaster and all get turned into lil toddlers (3-5 years old). And Reader has to babysit them as well as figure out how to turn them back to adults. ~~ @mi-nyu-dreams

Notices: First of all - It was to be an one-shot but I liked the idea so I decided to do 9 chapters… You will understand why. Second of all - I don’t know if was it what she was thinking when did the prompt but… I hope you liked.

Masterpost

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Being a witch wasn’t easy. If it wasn’t because the humans that hated and feared you, it was the other supernatural beings getting in trouble and wanting you to put things in order. So, yeah, being a witch wasn’t easy. On the bright side, your coven was quite a peaceful one, you were the youngest witch, having something like 150 years. And no, witches aren’t immortal, just something really close of it.

Anyways, you were living away from your coven, in a small city, almost like a village. Adorable. During your years of a practicant witch, you had helped a lot of beings, included some idols one. Yeah, supernatural beings could be idols, besides witches, humans accept and adore non-humans. In this group of idols that you had helped were the fairies of Monsta X.

They were all different kinds of fairy and Changkyun were a half fairy, that brought some problems, but after some talking, the whole group became friends. They didn’t really maintain contact with you often but you are all good friends. You like it that way because this meant that they weren’t in trouble.

Your normal life was almost in slow motion, since your coven picked any supernatural problems, saying that you were too young to deal with them. So what a huge surprise when someone knocked on your door in the middle of the day, interrupting your check-up appointment with a local. Excusing yourself, you answered the door quite confused.

“(Y/n) (Y/s)?” A stranger asked you, looking through his dark glasses. You nodded, feeling that he was somehow familiar. “Hello, miss. I’m the manager of Monsta X, I assume you are familiar with them?” You nodded again, finally understanding why you didn’t feel any danger from that man.

“How can I help you, mister manager?” As a half blood manager, he knew better than giving his real name to a not close person.

“Maybe I can enter the house before explaining the situation?” He was hesitant and only then you noticed the new but also old presence… Seven of them actually.

“Of course, please, make yourself comfortable.” You gave him passage but again he hesitated.

“Hm… Boys, we can come in now.” He shouted in the car direction. As soon as he finished, the car door opened and you almost had a heart attack. Seven kids jumped out the car, being nothing more than 6 years the oldest one. They runned to your direction, the oldest helping the youngest. All of them looked somehow super familiar to you. Then it hits you. You looked to the man beside you. “Yes, they are the Monsta X.” He sighed “Let’s get inside, I’ll explain all of it.” You nodded and the kids seemed to be waiting for you to enter the house.

When they were all seattle on your sofa, you took your time to analyse them. The man seemed uncomfortable and wasn’t him that was calling your attention. The older boy was distracting the youngest one, both easy to you to recognise, while the others seemed fascinated with your decoration. But they were all still behaving. Just when you were about to ask what happened, the manager started to talk.

“As you are seeing, miss, they were turned in to children. It seems that, during a fanmeeting, a fan was mistreated by a security and she happened to be also a witch. No one on the place was ready to deal with such a bad temper witch so when she casted her spell, we couldn’t avoid it.” He sighed again “The boys were on the fire line… They were the only target actually.”

“Bad witch!” The toodle that was supposed to be Changkyun screamed. The other boys laughed.

“Yes, bad witch.” The poor half breed sounded so tired.

“I understand the situation, mister, but I don’t know if I can help right now.” Your patient exited the room they were and noticed the heave atmosfere. They waved you goodbye. “Bye! We shall see each other again in two weeks, please.” They nodded before go back to the village. You returned to the main matter. “I’ll have to do some research, since it isn’t so common for witches use age reduction nowadays.” The man looked like he saw it coming. Also, you weren’t lying, the strong spell signature you could feel seemed to be from a really old person, not quite powerful but so old you needed to check to see if there wasn’t anymore curse on the spell.

“I actually have one more favor to ask you, miss…” He looked full of sorrow and relive “Can the boys stay here until the spell is reversed? We’ll pay all the costs and assist you on any way you need us to… But they can’t be seeing like this.” Just as he finished talking, the blond one, Minhyuk you guessed, started to sneeze and on every time he turned between his humanoid form and the true one, a tiny white snake.

“Please, noona, we will be good! We promise!” Kihyun (?) begged to you.

“Yes, we will help you on everything you need us to!” Hoseok, you guess, seemed ready to cry. Sighing, you nodded.

“Okay, you can stay. But I still want my payment.” Your stern look was directly on the man, who nodded.

“Let’s go bring your luggages, boys” He said with a excited voice, the one we all use with kids. They got up and all the kids were super hype for just helping to bring the luggage.

“YAH! YOU GUYS CAME HERE ALREADY WAITING FOR THE ‘YES’?!”

“Of course, ma’am.” The manager smiled. You didn’t know if you liked the guy or not. They returned in minutes, with Hyunwoo carrying two bags, Hoseok bringing three and the other boys with just one. At last came Changkyun with a small purse. The manager gave you the rest, more two bags of food and some baby supplies. After all the luggage were on the living room, the manager turned to the toodles and smiled. “Now, boys, miss (Y/n) will take care of you until you’re back to your real age, okay?” They all nodded, no one really affected by the goodbye, besides you, of course. “If anything is needed, please call this number.” He gave you a paper with his number. You nodded and he went to his car. You sighed before turn to the kids on your couch.

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After the only grown man went away, you faced the boys seated on the couch. You settled in front of them, on the floor, with your back turned to your fireplace. The silence lasted just some minutes before Jooheon grin to you and start:

“So… Where we sleep?” His voice turned to be as cute as he tried to make when he was an adult. The question made the others also look at you.

“Well, first, how about you guys tell me your age and what you remember about your adult life before I show you the rooms?” They nodded and started to talk. From the oldest to the youngest, all of them could talk even if only a few words and with wrong grammar, all of them knew about their old life but the young minds couldn’t process everything, so they were quite confused yet. Hyunwoo was 6, so he kinda understood most of the situation, Hoseok, Minhyuk and Kihyun were 5, Hyungwon and Jooheon were 4 and Changkyun was 2. “Okay, we have two rooms, who will sleep with who?”

“I want to stay with Chang.” Hoseok was fast to choose. “And maybe Jooheon?” He looked to his friend.

“I want Chang too!” Minhyuk whined. “Let me stay with you!” He turned to Hoseok.

“Hm… I think it’s better if Hyunwoo stay with Changkyun too…” You spoke and added before Minhyuk protests “You can stay with them, then Hyungwon, Jooheon and Kihyun stay together, what you guys think?” You looked to the boys, they were quick to decide that was a good deal.

After that, the day passed by without further problems. The boys arranged their things and clothes were everything was supposed to be and stayed quiet playing by themselves. You started your research, that was in your old witchcraft books, since not all the witches stories online were verifiable. There were peace, until it was dinner.

“(Y/n)! I.M is hungry now!” Hyungwon’s voice surprised you. You stretch yourself and nodded to him. “Also the rest woke me up to say they are too.” You laughed.

“Okay, okay, what you guys want for dinner?” You arrived to the living room and all the boys were there, Hoseok was hugging Changkyun while Minhyuk was still playing with Jooheon on the couch.

“Ramen!” That kids were really adorable, even you knowing they were actually adults, they were just too cute for you to remember that.

“So, ramen it is!” You and the olders one went to the kitchen while Hyungwon promised to look out for Changkyun. You all cooked and in no time there were 8 bowls of ramen on the table. You set up the maknae and the others could eat for themselves, so you let all sit before taking your place besides I.M. They all ate just as they were the adults again but with the difficult of the small bodies. Soon enough, all the kids were finished and Changkyun were just a spoon from joining them. “Okay, here you go, darling.” The baby laughed to you when you put him on the floor, before trip back to the living room.

After the dinner, all the boys started to become more and more sleepy, so you wrapped the things up and helped everyone in their rooms. Hyungwon and Kihyun were quick to fall asleep, but Jooheon was being clingy, while Hyunwoo tugged Chang on the crib and helped Minhyuk to find his plushies. With Jooheon on your arms, you said goodnight to all the boys and they fell asleep. You were returning to Jooheon’s bedroom when Hyunwoo called you, whispering:

“How long it will take for us to be back to normal, (Y/n)?”

“Maybe a week or so… I promise that before you notice you all will be back with your fans.” You smiled to him.

“Thank you… We feel safe with you…” With that, he cleary fell in deep sleep, so you just smiled before tugging Jooheon on his own bed. It would be a long and surprising week for sure.

[sxgiittxriius]

Blaise Babysitting the Malfoy’s

"Aaaaannnnd he scores!" Three boys sat on the floor surrounded by pillows to break their fall as their sister sat near them reading a book.

Taking a chance seeing as the boys were occupied, Blaise sighs and grinned.

"Would you rather eat 100 bricks or a matter baby?"

The moment of peaceful happiness of holding the mini figures 'flying' around the room was broken by the sound of Blaise's voice.

The children he was babysitting turned away from their toys and book looked at him, confusion all over their faces.

Blaise was currently babysitting the Malfoy children, while his married friends were going out for dinner, he lounged on the couch, one of Hermiones' book in hand as he read, though now it was rested on his chest as he turned to face the children.

His question had come out of nowhere. The boys and Lyra had been quietly playing by their own at the living room floor when uncle Blaise had asked and now they were looking at each other in confusion.

Eat a 100 bricks....

Or a what? A baby...?

Their eyes flitted back and forth amongst themselves as if to see if maybe one of them knew just what that was before little Lyra asked, "What's a matter baby?"

Blaise's face broke out in a grin. "Nothing, sweetheart. How are you?"

The confusion drained off of the oldest, Scorpius's face.

He knew what his uncle Blaise was doing and started to gather up his toy broom and the mini Slytherin quidditch team.

Once they were all together, Scorpius stood and turned on his heel. A brief silence filled the room until Blaise heard the the door to the boys' bedroom open and close, the other two children then stood up and stood up, followed their brother and Blaise heard other doors open and close two more times and Blaise was left all alone.

Or so he thought.

"Uncle Blaise, that's not a very smart joke." Lyra stated as she begin to walk away to the library.

Blaise couldn't say he was surprised that his joke wasn't a huge hit. Disappointed, yes. But not really surprised. Not with those four being their children, anyways.

He opened the book and went back to reading on How to Attract a Females Attention, he wondered what Hermione did with this book and why she ever needed it.

Step One:

Make quality eye contact.

If there was one thing that Blaise hated about being out and about, it was the crowds of women he'd have to accounter in public, asking him to go to their parents and ask for their daughters hand. It was irritating and tiring, why couldn't they leave him alone. He'd rather spend the day with the Malfoy kids...

The next day was a fantastic day for Blaise, it was Saturday. That means he gets to see the Malfoy children.

Flicking dust away from his clothes after leaving the floo, Blaise was greeted with the prettiest sight he's ever seen on her.

"Uncle Blaise, do you want to read a book with me?" seven year old Lyra Malfoy asked wearing a light blue dress that contemplated with her fair skin and curly platinum hair she got from Draco.

"Where's your parents, Princess?"

"They're in their room."

"You came here to greet me alone?" He squatted down to her height.

"Well, Scorpy, Hype and Leo are eating their dinner." She grinned.

"Don't call me Scorpy!" His voice could be heard from the kitchen.

Blaise chuckled as he heard the eldest of the Malfoy family not far from where he stood. He then heard a shocked gasp and turned towards his Goddaughter.

"What is it?"

"Did it hurt?" Her small browns burrow in worry.

Knowing this joke very well he replied with, "When I fell from heavens? Why ye-"

"You have a cut on your neck Uncle Blaise, this is not a time for jokes." She pointed at the gash on his being.

"I have a what now??" He ran towards the glass window, to see a red line going from his face to his neck. Then scowled when he remembered what he went through earlier to leave the presence of many women.

When he didn't hear Lyra behind him, Blaise turned to find her coming out of a room holding a red box with a white plus on it.

"So does it hurt?"

"Not really, but they did say that I had snoo in my blood."

Lyra blinked and frowned, "What's snoo?"

"Oh, not much, what's new with you!"

Blaise has never seen utter disappointment from anyone other than his wife when he told her the same joke the other day. Seeing it from his favourite Malfoy sweetheart's eyes as the light left her eyes, she left without helping him treat his wound.

"Hey! Where are you going?!" He exclaimed.

Blaise sighed as no one in this family would let him live with his jokes, he took out his wand and healed himself.

Hermione had allowed the four children and the male adults to build another fort. The couch was currently cushion-less and all their blankets been stripped from their beds and were instead draped over the couch, the chairs from the dining table and whatever assorted furniture they could drag into the living room. Draco wanted to build their fort with magic until his daughter and youngest son yelled 'no'.

It was rather amusing, whatever chance Draco had when they weren't looking, he took out his wand and did small magic of putting the blankets quicker, until Leo yelled out "Daddy, you can't use magic!" And the youngest at age 6 pulled the blankets off and went back to what he was doing before.

It helped that they were supplied with drinks and snacks, so they could cuddle the inside the fort and were only a shout away for anyone to put on the next movie or bring them more snacks.

It wasn't an hour later, empty bowls and lolly wrappings on the floor, when Scorpius came into the kitchen to find his mother cooking dinner.

"When's dinner?"

"In another half an hour or so. Did the movie finish?" Hermione questioned as she turned the chicken over.

"No, but we ran out of snacks."

"How about we make a deal. You can go back and give me all the bowls and wrappers and I'll give you more." She smiled at her son as he bolted out and a minute later came back what she wanted.

"Alright here are the remaining snacks I'll give out before dinner."

"Thank you mother."

Hermione turned to check on the meal on the stove, taking a bite she didn't hear anyone behind her, when Blaise stood and smirked.

"Mrs Malfoy! What're you eating under there?

"Huh?" Hermione lifter her head as she turned to face him. "What're you talking about? Under where? If you noticed in not under anything."

"You eat underwear, Granger?" His nose scrunched and he scooted backwards. "That's pretty gross."

She glared as if he was something bad she accidentally stepped on under her shoes towards her work place. Blaise sighed as it was another failure to make anyone in this household laugh.

The door to the manor swung in and the babysitter shuffled into the living room. He observed the children as the separately did their own things.

Hyperion stood with a bottle of food flakes feeding his fishes.

Leo laid on the carpet as he stared at nothingness and next to him was his brother, Scorpius reading; Quidditch Through the Ages.

And finally, the only daughter and his favourite, sat Lyra with one of the elves, making cookies.

The parents went out for another date and his wife was out with their son on another mother-son outing. Even his own family couldn't take his jokes.

"What are you making there, sweetheart?"

"We're making cookies. Mum said if I made enough we can send them to Grandpa and Grandma Malfoy."

"Ah. Okay. I ask because, it kinda smells like updog." Blaise pinched his nose as he turned away from her.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Hyperion getting off the chair and slowly making his way towards him.

"What is updog, Master Blaise?" The elf had asked.

"Nothing much, how about you?"

The elf was elated to have someone ask about his day, but unlike the children all three sighed and took a deep breath before yelling, "Do it Hype!"

Blaise frowned and look at the child out of fear and amusement, what can he do? Call his wife to take him home? He laughed silently.

Hyperion inhaled as he picked the telephone and pressed his mother's number from memory and placed the phone to his ear.

There was a slight pause before the whispery voice of whoever was on the other side answered.

"Mummy."

Blaise's breath hitched in fear.

The voice answered and Hyperion gave a nod as presumably his mother continued to speak on the other side. After a while, Hyperion turned slowly in Blaise's direction and a small smirked appeared, "Mmhm. He did it again. So, please come home."

Knowing what kind of pain Hermione Malfoy throws when she punched Draco a million times in the past for making her upset, it never sounded or looked good. Blaise's face in shock after hearing the second child of the Malfoy-Granger family to call his beloved mother to literally kill him with her fist.

"Hype, what kind of treachery  is this?! Why do you kids hate me!"

BONUS:

It was Blaise's birthday; Lyra and Draco walked around hand in hand as they look for something to give to him.

"Daddy, do you think Uncle Blaise reads?"

He chuckled as a memory from his childhood resurfaced. "He never opened a proper book as far as I can remember."

"Then, do you think he'd like this?" She questioned as she held in her two hands; A Mastermind of Jokes for Idiots.

"Where'd you get that?" He frowned as the word Idiot sprawled on the cover.

"Uncle George gave it to me when I told him we were looking for presents."

Draco sighed in relief when he realised she didn't know the word.

"I'm sure he'd love it, Love."

She gave him a bright smile as they walked home, not before his daughter asked the question he dreaded.

"Daddy, what's an Idiot?"

Draco inwardly sighed, his wife is going to kill him.