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husband: are you drawing gay sword wizards kissing again? me: I AM PROVIDING AN IMPORTANT SERVICE TO MY COMMUNITY 😤

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3zun?

Headcanon: Xichen is gay, JGY is bi, Mingjue is demi-sexual gay (Mingjue sent Xichen many letters about how competent and smart his new right-hand-man was, and then when Meng Yao arrived, Mingjue got a very aggrieved letter back saying yOu DiDn’T tElL mE hE wAs CuTe MiNgJuE-xIoNg hE hAs DiMpLeS!! at which point Mingjue was like “huh, what a weird thing to fixate on”... and then Meng Yao got back and Mingjue was like “gosh I missed him I’m glad he’s home safe I sure care about him a lot oh GOD HE DOES HAVE DIMPLES-”)

Heartcanon: Xichen usually sleeps in the middle, because he can’t fall asleep unless he’s on his back, and JGY and Mingjue cuddle up against/on him. when he wakes up at five, he’ll extricate himself, and without fail every single morning when he comes back after meditating with morning tea, he’ll find JGY and Mingjue curled up together around each other in the warm spot he left :.)

Gutcanon: we know that drunk!Xichen is loud and enthusiastic, but what about the other two? whilst it’s very hard to get Mingjue drunk because He Big, when he is drunk he’s very weepy, but in a happy way - he’s just so glad you’re there and loves you very much! he has a lot of feelings and today he’s expressing them via tears!!! JGY has a pretty high alcohol tolerance, especially considering his size and build and that he really doesn’t drink much, but when the alcohol finally hits him it hits him like a truck and he will just curl up in the nearest Safe Person’s lap and pass the fuck out out. very cuddly, very grumpy if you try to move him off you. this reaction to drink stems from when Meng Shi would give him alcohol to keep him quiet (read: SAFE) at night in the brothel when he was a child ;_; 

Junkcanon: [slaps hand down on table] they switch. they all have their own personal issues re: power/control, and depending on their mood and current dramas, they’ll change up who’s in charge and doing what to whom. 

Spleencanon: with lots of dual cultivation and careful management of their respective cores, all three of them live long and fulfilled lives and and and Mingjue goes grey and they get to see Zixuan and Yanli’s billion kids grow up safely and no one kills anyone that we like and they’re all happy forever tHE END

[body]canon asks

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it's not easy when your recently reconciled bf has a moustache and that gives away just how recent your reconciliation is........

though also... the struggle when your bff is fucking your brother 😬

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when your RECENTLY RECONCILED EX-BOYFRIEND (with whom you had FRENZIED YET DECIDEDLY TENDER IMPROMPTU DESK SEX not two hours ago which you mutually decided NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT until you figure out if it was more than just A MOMENT OF LUSTFUL WEAKNESS) is just COMPLETELY FUCKING INCAPABLE of keeping a secret for even ONE SINGLE DAY!!!

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a redraw of this, because it was circulating the other day and it was annoying me because I could see all the things I didn't like 😆 somft 3zun!

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💙💛

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@guqin-and-flute expressed a sadness that there aren't more 3zun smooches in the world, so obviously I had to remedy that!!!

NieLan wound up with the most hilariously BRO kiss pose ever. truly they are beefcake4beefcake ✊

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headcanon that JGY struggles a lot with sleep, but definitely struggles less post-reconcilliation when he has two big muscular space heaters in his bed and a personal white noise generator 😌

also........

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this one has been in my WIPS foreeeeverrrr and I'm finally releasing it out into the wild. 3zun snuggles based on this adorable shot

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oh man I LOVE how FUCKING DELIGHTED xichen is in that 3zun comic

I promise that any reaction you see in that comic is SERIOUSLY restrained compared to what it is going on in this guy's head after finding out that his two bitterly violently estranged boyfriends are potentially reconciled...

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I don't even really have anything to say about this, I just... post-reconcilliation nieyao dynamics 🤌

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you KNOW that Zixuan is the last one to find out about 3zun, and you KNOW that when he finds out it definitely is not his own brother who tells him

YA BETTER RUN A-SANG

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DRAWTOBER #15 - Holding Me, Holding You by @guqin-and-flute

Wei Wuxian is dead, along with so many of their Clanspeople at the Nightless City. Wangji has been punished. There are many things out of Lan Xichen's control, in this moment. But comforting a crying child is not one of them. --- Lan Xichen meets Lan Jingyi. And decides to keep him.

so I'm sure if you follow me you know about this AU by now - this is the prequel fic, wherein the son is acquired. LXC is........... very much not okay at this moment in time, and then he accidentally bonds with an orphaned baby, and then he's separated from said baby "for his own good" (because obviously focusing on literally anything other than giving 100% to his sect is Bad and Selfish 😬) and uh. he does not handle it well. so here's poor poor Xichen having a dadly breakdown over imagining the life he won't get to see ;_;

(an aside, but I just love the fact that LXC looks at this literal baby and goes 'oh this one's gonna be a goofball, I can just tell' aND HE'S RIGHT!)

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pros of being an average-sized man with two giant boyfriends: boyfriend robes cozy when sleepy

cons of being an average-sized man with two giant boyfriends: everyone thinks you're a teeny tiny cutie patootie when you steal your boyfriends' robes

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happy new year! have some cutiepie xiyao! 💙💛 these poses were based on a sequence of screenshots I found from a drama, but I drew this over a year ago and I am embarrassed to say that I have since lost track of the reference 😬

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merry christmas to everyone who celebrates! I've had another wonderful year in this fandom 💜