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[alazic02]

based on a true story, as experienced by @buggachat

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[am-i-the-asshole-official]

am i the asshole for leading a guy on an low-key manipulating his feelings? (🐺 so i can find it later)

trigger warnings for mental health issues, family death, and suicide mentions.

title is kiiinda dramatic, i know. and i should be clear that i know that what i did was definitely wrong to a degree, but idk how messed up it was.

for context: i (19 f) was freshly seventeen and had just returned to in person school for my senior year after doing my junior year online at home. the majority of my best and only friend had forgotten me almost entirely and abandoned me despite our texting throughout my online year. new social circles had formed in my absence and i had a very difficult time readjusting, especially because i had come out of isolation with worsened anxiety, depression, and lowkey suicidal idealization. to top it all off, my grandfather who i adored had just died. i was desperately lonely and at the lowest i had ever been mentally in my entire life. i say this all not to excuse my actions but to provide some context as to why i acted the way i did.

so i meet this guy (i think like 15-16?) who we'll call finn. finn is a year below me but we share an elective class. we were initially drawn to each other bc we were both the only alt/geeky kids in the room and hit it off really well. and at first things are going pretty good; we eat lunch together every day, share music, talk about our interests etc. normal friend stuff.

but here's the part where i'm probably ta: finn had told me earlier on that he's the type to catch feelings super easy, so i guess i should've expected it, but he tells me that he has a crush on me. not directly though--he starts talking about this girl that he has feelings for but doesn't have the courage to confess to. and the first time he brought it up i didn't realize it was me and ofc tried to hype him up so he could confess and all that. but by the second conversation we have about it, it dawns on me that he's definitely talking about me. and i'm like "ah fuck," because the last person i wanted it to be was me--i'm mostly into girls, and also saw finn as a little brother more than anything else. but i keep hyping him up anyways saying stuff like "oh c'mon the worst she can do is say no! and even then you can at least move on with closure!"

so he takes my advice and confesses to me over text. i turn him down as politely as i can. which is where this whole thing should've ended tbh. but it didn't. his confession (even though it was over text) really endeared me and made me feel appreciated and beautiful in a way i never had been before. i'm not conventionally attractive + a plus size girl, and had never had anyone confess to me before, let alone say something as sincere and sweet as finn did to me. i was always the girl guys dared each other to ask out as a joke, yknow? it felt nice to know that someone saw me as desirable. again, this doesn't excuse my actions or justify them. just context.

so i decide that even though i know i'm not going to pursue anything with finn, i don't want him to lose interest in me either. so i start acting like i might be into him. tell him certain outfits make him look cute, go on and on about how much i love his hair (he really did have nice hair tbh), lean in a little closer when we talked, and constantly reassure him that he'd get a gf soon because good-looking, sweet and funny guys like him don't stay single for long.

he definitely notices bc he (again over text) asks if it's ok to be more physical when we interact. like can he hold my hand if we walk down the hall or whatever. this is definitely where i should've stopped, but i didn't. i kept up the pseudo-flirting bullshit.

and then he confesses (you guessed it! over text) for a second time, insisting that he really thinks that i like him back now. i tell him i don't know what he's talking about but that i'm happy to keep being friends with him. again, i don't stop the flirting-that's-not-quite-flirting.

this continues all the way until the end of the year. he tells me before i graduate that he really cares for me and doesn't want to lose touch after i leave. i promise him we won't. at this point i'd realized the gravity of my actions and had come to regret the way i treated finn, and decided the best course of action was to let our friendship fizzle out after i graduate. so i stop responding as frequently to him, he eventually stops reaching out until finally we lost contact and i delete his number.

i know that what happened was kinda fucked up, but how bad of a fuck up was this tumblr?

(secondary question: is this something that would've had a lasting impact on him and his view of relationships? i hope it isn't. i hope he forgot about me quickly. i hope he's doing better and has found someone who actually likes him.)

What are these acronyms?

[agent-toast]

@irregularityregularity, my friend, you have made a terrible mistake.

alt text: ok so theres this guy who is you and ur a secret agent and you have a handler in your earpiece who guides you and you solve puzzles in vr like an escape room and there are danger things like bombs and trapped shelves that will kill you if you activate them and you die but you can respawn and there is a big danger weapon in space called the death engine pointing at earth which is going to kill all the agents of ur agency which is bad and the person behind it is commander solaris and you defeat her and stop the death engine from engineing and in the process you accidentally fake ur death and then it turns out the person behind solaris is the head of the bad company thing called dr zor (ur agency company is called the enhanced operatives division/EOD btw) so then in the second game you find out that this annoying howlian actor called john juniper who calls himself the greatest actor ever, is actually working for zoraxis and your handler is like 'but but i liked that guy' so anyway zoraxis thinks you're dead right so john juniper thinks you're some other agent, he tries to kill you to stop you from finding out his top secret evil plan but you survive (well i assume you survive) and he realises 'oh shit this is the agent who supposedly died on the death engine' and he calls you agent phoenix because you 'came back from the dead' so he even more tries to kill you but eventually you find out that john juniper, along with an inventor of traps and stuff called the fabricator, is impersonating heads of state with a 'mimic mask' that lets you look and sound like the person you want to impersonate. they use the mask to steal the nuclear launch codes that all the heads of state have, so that they can launch some nukes and make the whole world know that zoraxis is in control of everyone now. they also kidnapped the real heads of state and, john impersonated the heads and made statements saying that they were friendly to zoraxis and wanted to work with them. (before, the real heads did not like zoraxis.) you manage to take the suitcase that holds the nuclear launch codes but john juniper sleeping gases you and takes it back, and kidnaps you and impersonates your handler :D you manage to escape, and because you put a tracking device on the suitcase, you find out where john juniper is conducting the final part of the plan, zOraXiS dEfEnsE (name of level i think). john is pretending to hold a peace summit with all the heads of state to show that zoraxis is in league with the heads, but in actuality he's being a drama queen and wants to show the whole world (its being broadcast) the moment he launches the nukes and takes over the world. you ride an elevator with nice music to the 'peace summit' and almost get killed by gunshots (this is part of the plot), the elevator stops working, then you use external power from some danger blades from zoraxis that were going to slice the ropes of your elevator to make it start again. you reach john juniper who's standing on a very thin platform in the middle of a hole (im assuming that's the place where the nukes are but idk). john juniper's like ahah you can't stop me but you turn on a lever that splits the platform in two, causing john to almost fall into the hole, but he just barely hangs on. dr zor's voice appears! and they say 'ahahah mr juniper u were never running the show' and electrocute him using the mimic mask that he's wearing. he falls off the platform and probably dies? idk? then dr zor launches the countdown for the nukes and you have five minutes to figure out how to stop the nukes using the modified briefcase. it kinda looks like a bunch of random puzzles. you solve it, but when you press the stop button, there's low power, so it doesn't work. so you use the external power you got from the elevator and plug it into the suitcase, ignoring what your handler says about the elevator being about to fall without power. you press the button woo and fall to your death.

maybe.

the third game is even harder to sum up than the first and second so i'll shorten it

dr prism is agency inventor and missing

she actually works for zoraxis because the agency rejected her idea to use robots as agents instead of humans

oh yeah i forgot you have telekinesis and she's the one who made ur telekinetic implant, using an ore called kinesium.

she made the robots using the kinesium and other stuff and now they're gonna kill you because prism wants to show the agency that robot agents are better than human agents and she knows you're very skilled, so killing the great agent phoenix will show the agency that the robot agents are better.

long story short you chase prism, die a lot, the robots get knocked out by zor and die, prism is angry at zor because zor used her, you guys find out zor wants to mine a million kinesium because heated and blown up kinesium messes with the telekinetic implants in agents' heads. if there's a loooot of kinesium, that means the agents will all die, and the radius of the explosion will be big enough to kill all the agents. you and prism go and stop zor in a volcano where all the kinesium is stored. you use your telekinesis to contain the blast, which really messes hard with your head and you black out. your handler and prism get worried about you and while you're out, prism carries you to a nearby beach then leaves because she says she can't face the agency rn. your handler reveals his distrust of chickens. one robot agent is actually alive and he's a good robot. the end. my god that was long

[honkiestofbonkies]

So theres an art assignment at school where we have to experiment with stuff.. I chose neo-expressionism cause Basquiat is one of my favourite artists!! The first one is my final. Called "TRUST OUR SAINTS" and it's about toxic and damaging religious practices and beliefs, and the twisting and misuse of them on young minds. The three below are trials I did. The first one (pink spiral behind green character frame) is called "FEMININE". And it's about not agreeing with traditional female gender roles and expectations.(Disclaimer: I am a cis man! I did ask my teacher about if it would have been ok for me to make this, and she said it would be ok. And I know it is important for many people outside of the effected to share awareness and support but just letting yall know. Also the same for the next one) The second next to that is "SAND CREEK MASSACRE" about the massacre on native Americans. I tried to look at the tribes patterns and did my best to put one of each on there. (ALSO if I did anything wrong or incorrect there PLEASE let me know I did not mean to and I will do my best to fix it!!!) The last one below them is "STUCK" this one I'm not too sure about the meaning. We weren't required to put much meaning behind the trials so this one was just me experimenting with shapes and colours, if I had to put meaning it would probably be someone feeling negative, feeling wedged together with other people's happiness, and their expectations that the unwell person should be happy.

I'm SUPER proud of all of these!! And please zoom into the for better quality! I also added some alt text!

(again if I got anything wrong or offensive with sand creek massacre pls let me know!!)

[bodgei]

Do I keep trying for accessibility?

I know this isn’t gonna go anyplace, I don’t really have followers here and although I follow people here, since there is no way for me to read my dashboard I don’t think anyone will read this. I started trying to use this site again about a year ago, but there is no way to make it readable for me. I can’t read posts. Something about the site coding means I have to restart a screen reader for each line brake. 

like this

and this

I have been asking for and suggesting reasonable accommodations since March - with not much in the was of response from the staff - depending on how you count it early March, second attempt first week of September, and the last update was 11-9 (basically ‘give us what phone you are using and we will see what we can do about the app. I gave them the info and they haven’t said anything to me since) I posted to humans asking how long I should wait to hear back - nothing, I tried to blaze it (hoping a mod would look at it and reach out, I didn’t expect them to actually let it blaze. Them letting something less than positive out there? LOL) also nothing. 

So here is the thing, accessibility is hard. It takes time and money, and the staff is overburdened with everyone coming here. But here’s the thing, if they had starting addressing it in March this wouldn’t be an issue at this point. They could have been working on it for months before we got here. 

Here are my suggestions as someone who is working on accessibility at her job: 

Accessibility NEEDS to be part of your FAQs and a choice for your service tickets. I searched the FAQ and could only turn up a short thing about alt text - for tickets there is “Customize your blog” and “something else” 

 on the app serif fonts should be an option, with both light and dark           background.

 look into a accessible fonts there are tons of them out there (I know sans have been sold as more accessible and for some they are, but not for everyone. 

There needs to be a way to make your dashboard have a dark serif font on a light background. I can make my blog look like that - so I can post but I can’t read my dashboard (guess what 4th person to touch my service ticket, low contrast doesn't have a serif font, so the wait for that answer was not productive) 

Also, from my reading of the case law around websites, you need to be offering different sized fonts.  

Twitter is going away, so basically I’ll be out there looking for a place that, or without social. I guess I will have a ton of spare time.    

The TOG fandom is here, so I will never really be a part of it. Once twitter is gone I will have some affinity groups on discord - but the over arching fandom? So much of it comes back to this site and without pulling whole posts off into Word to change the font I can’t even know if it is something I want to read (also I use likes to denote the posts I want to try to read and culturally this site is super shitty about that) 

One last thing - every bit of accessibility added helps non disabled people as well. 

For my fandom friends from twitter and discord, how many of you had issues when dark mode was taken away? Think about how you would feel if the staff response was “you never needed that, you just need to try harder” and then they ghost you. And then every time you try harder your fellow fans are talking about how shitty it is for people to do the only thing that, ironically, is allowing you to read that post. 

Do I care enough about this site to fight to make it better? Because I think that is what the staff isn’t understanding - I am trying to help them make this site better.

OK this really is the last thing, have some song lyrics: (from Working In A Coal Mine by  Lee Dorsey)

workin' in a coal mine Goin' down, down, down Workin' in a coal mine Oops, about to slip down Workin' in a coal mine Goin' down, down, down Workin' in a coal mine Oops, about to slip down'Course I make a little money Haulin' coal by the ton But when Saturday rolls around I'm too tired for havin' funToo tired for havin' I'm just workin' in a coal mine Goin' down, down, down Workin' in a coal mine Oops, about to slip down Workin' in a coal mine Goin' down, down, down Workin' in a coal mine Oops, about to slip downLord, I'm so tired   

[discluded]

These two..!!!!! I mean at least he asked lol

https://twitter.com/sinnadreams/status/1579588547065294849?s=46&t=LkZAavbC9m-m_JjNk595Jg

Love them ❣️

Hahahaa I've been given the OK to let you all know that @mellowroxy is sinnadreams. Yes, she spotted this cute moment of early flirting!

I'll give you another cute in return I referenced in the thread:

Funday was shot circa early April (Mile posted the photos Apo took of him on April 6)

After that, Apo went on a meditation retreat and Mile missed him so much he commented on Apo's instagram on April 11 that the silence was too loud without Apo around.

Annnnnd a bonus, twitter user roxysshi discovered what appeared to be their first date on April 16. (yeah I know, ~delulu as hell~ but whatever. Something happened on April 16 though that Mile and Apo had a lot of fun at! And appeared to reference it multiple times after.)

If you all missed it, October 10 (10/10) was Mile and Apo's 2 year re-meetcute-iverssary. That means all this happened around exactly 6 months after they met again 🤗 Take from that what you will.

And yeah, like I said: the Vogue interview was also super interesting to me (text transcript alt) because even as many conversations as they've had, sometimes professional interviews give them a chance to say things they don't know how to inject into their normal course of discussion. After all this time, there's more they have to learn about each other 🥺 4/5 isn't a bad thing.

[avianstrange]

i love and adore R/onance (censored so it doesnt show up in anyone's search bc this post isnt about them) BUT imagine: Robin x Chrissy.

Not just because the ship name i'd pick for it is Chrobin and that sounds funny to me but ALSO imagining Chrissy and Eddie being besties like Robin and Steve and they're BOTH jealous of the others because they're misunderstanding the nature of their friendship xD

Also Chrissy helping him graduate because she NEEDS him to get out of high school and away from the Hellfire kids because all he does is complain about them talking about Steve which ends in long rants and Chrissy's just like

"I dont get paid enough for this"

but she's too nice to EVER point it out so of course she's just like "wow yeah they ARE so inconsiderate. yeah how dare they talk about Steve. yes his eyes are very pretty"

This meaning Eddie shows up to Chrissy's performances and Lucas's games which means he keeps running into Steve which continues the cycle.

Adding onto the fact this is where Chrissy meets Robin for the first time and has to put on her clown make up. Chrissy and Eddie taking turns talking about Steve and Eddie. like Chrissy "ok your fifteen minutes are up let me talk about her" Cunningham and Eddie "there's no way that was fifteen minutes you're bullshitting me" Munson and the whole time they're braiding each other's hair

Plus the moments when Chrissy feels unsafe at home so she crashes at Eddie's place. Whenever Wayne is there, he cooks up a fast meal for them. They all smoke pot together and watch cheesy b-rated horror flicks.

Also Dustin has swept one upperclass neglected/abused rich kid under his wing as a de facto parental figure, he will do it again

Chrissy doing a cheerleader flip or whatever, making direct eye contact with Robin (who is looking respectfully) and WINKING

Eddie being like "You know who almost misses her queue after being winked at by a girl?!"

Steve being like "You know who winks at a girl after showing off a flip?!"

And when all the supernatural stuff comes to light Chrissy is like. well shit, someone get me a purple palm tree delight. (jonathan still met argyle someone because i said so).

Chrissy and Robin end up accidentally going on a first date when Steve and Eddie set them up abandon them to babysit the kids who somehow got wind that they were going into town and followed. Chrissy and Robin hit it off because Robin was NOT expecting her to be so nice and Chrissy thinks everything she says is utterly hilarious charming which has Robin like "jesus h christ is this what game with the girls feels like is this what steve felt like -" and they each learn each other's favorite song

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Which WILL result in a moment where Robin has to sing "like a songbird" because WHY ELSE IS SHE NAMED AFTER A BIRD IF NOT TO SING (joking. kinda.) and save Chrissy.

Idk, I just think it'd be neat.

[kirby-the-gorb]

reply roundup!

thank you to @cherrycreamsicle for adding an [image description] to a recent kirb! I did see the note in your about asking that people add the descriptions to their posts, I have added it as alt text. I am aware of the fact that this does not meet all needs, and do have plans to address this on a blog-wide scale. once I'm actually able. (conflict of needs, unfortunately.)

and thank you to everyone who sent well wishes and stuff while we were waiting for the news/when the news turned out to be bad/while my wife was in the hospital/etc <3 I saw them when they were relevant and I appreciated them. (and I still appreciate them now it just feels silly to try to respond to them directly now) (and I love how the responses to [little kirbo] are pretty split between "oh no :(" and "Give Him Grease lol")

on [the last roundup] @macro-microcosm said: i don't remember when I made that reblog but I think things might be better! i had a nice birthday weekend at least <3

good! at least it's something.

on [the last roundup] @ceylonsilvergirl said: Hope the roundup means you’re feeling a little better

it basically never does but I appreciate your optimism! (although I am actually doing better right now this time but that is unrelated to whether or not I would do a reply roundup, it just means it's not as difficult.)

on [abacus] @ceylonsilvergirl said: NINETEEN HUNDRED!? HOLY CRAP! Well done

there are so many Little Guys in my computer, someday I will figure out what to do with them

on [-_-] @ceylonsilvergirl said: just a moment. just a moment to breathe. all you need to do right now is breathe. it’s difficult, but you are going to be difficulter. I’m going to cry and take a nap and get mad, then I’ll get back up and try again. it’s ok to give up, I give up all the time! but then I go back and try again later. sometimes you just need a break to let your mind and body rest, and you can try a new angle. running head first into this wall isn’t working, maybe there’s a way to go over the wall. our bullets aren’t working! keep shooting!

yeah, yeah, that's definitely true. sometimes you can't necessarily find an opening to rest, but whenever you can it's almost always gonna be a constructive thing to do. and giving up isn't inherently a bad thing! people call it "giving up" when they stop a bad habit, too. (there was a really interesting article I read a while ago about how giving up is kind of an important part of being disabled, not just because you have to cope with missing out on things but also because seeking treatment is hard and painful! sometimes it's not actually constructive to keep trying! and you need a break or a breakthrough and it's better to just. not. for a while. I've definitely had times like that too.)

on [box] @chaosinanutshell said: that should be me in that box 😐 hope you've been well >:)))

I have not but thank you! sitting in a box can be a comforting passtime but don't hurt your knees!

@vincentus asked: do you know what platform squeak squad or amazing mirror was released for?? i cant be bothered to look it up :")

you almost definitely got tired of waiting by now lol but squeak squad was DS and amazing mirror was GBA! (I played both of them when they were new, the battery in our first copy of amazing mirror tragically died after a little while and we had to get a second one so we could actually save the game)

[comradekatara]

in the future, could you add your descriptions without putting them under a readmore? its certainly appreciated that u describe them at all, but its not fair to make disabled people take extra steps to access ur content, and if ur post ever gets deleted no one can access the description ever again. also, i just wanted to point out in ur pinned that u mention not adding a description if theres already alt text. people do that because alt text is not accessible to everyone who needs descriptions, especially since not everyone who needs them can access alt text or uses screen readers (none of this was intended to be malicious! u seem like u care deeply about accessibility so i wanted to let u know these as someone who needs descriptions)

ah! ok so 1) the reason i put the description under a readmore for that video was bc i didn’t want to spoil the joke for anyone watching the video, because i do find that often, knowing what’s going to happen in advance in a comedy video with a description under it can ruin the timing, but i still wanted an id there for ppl who cannot see or hear it. and 2) i guess i should be more clear when i say this, but i don’t mind when people copy paste my alt text into a plain text id. i totally understand that not everyone who needs it has a screenreader! what bothers me is when people add ids that editorialize my artwork when i literally did already provide a description myself. that feels more like an unnecessary exercise in ego, the idea that someone’s interpretation of my art is supposed to be deemed objective because it’s in an id format. copy pasting my alt text is totally fine, but the editorializing is what bothers me. hope that clarifies!

[valkyrietookmoved]

HIHI ASH!!! how are you doing!! i was rereading the himerinniki stuff and. i hc that rinne is the one who's the most (demonstratively) affectionate out of the three of them AND that it encourages the other two on that aspect (both receiving and giving <3) sometimes himeru likes to be the cool one and i feel like. rinne would purposely catch his hand when they pass each other in the corridor and himeru just lifts their interwined hands together to kiss the back of rinne's hand all nonchalantly and then walk away while rinne.exe stops working. (himeru is also flustered he's just better at hiding it) and rinne's been clingy with niki way before they started getting feelings but i feel like shortly after they Got Together he would be uncharateristically careful. and niki would be like "rinne-kun get your ass over here you big fucking baby (affectionate)" and sometimes niki watches his cooking shows while rinne acts as a big and warm pillow. nikihime are both trying their best and it's a running joke for them to come by beehive near the end of rinne's shift and himeru goes deadpan, "we were just in the area." he does it every time and the funniest part is that they enter beehive at :00 exactly. it's probably a running joke on the beehive social media acc too

HIYA KIT!!! I finally have energy™

I get it oh my god!!! Rinne being all smooth and overly affectionate until affection is returned and he cannot cope (looks at the time Niki said he could kiss him and he pulled the marriage card). And also Himeru keeping up appearances because he's the "level headed one" while internally probably kicking himself repeatedly because he does not really have a good grasp on what he can and can't do yet and then Rinme freezes over and he's just "shit shit shit I messed up" until he manages to calm down and he's braincells start working again (being vulnerable and showing affection kills his braincells for a bit you cannot possibly tell me someone who is definitely not used to intimacy regardless of how well he can read others would not freak out)

Rinne doing a 180 on Niki fits so well too. It's serious now he's not joking around anymore so suddenly he worries a lot more about what boundaries what are ok because well they're together now things could be misunderstood and it was easier to just let Niki's comments slide when he was half-joking. Meanwhile Niki in the corner screaming internally because "OH MY GOD RINNE YOU DUMBASS".

Jsoskdnd imagine they come by often so much because of reasons the beehive regulars just give them codenames so every once in a while the beehive social media account will post jokes along the lines of "you know it's time for x when [himeru and Niki's nicknames] show up at the door". (I am not good coming up with new names for people forgive me)

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God aksldkdnd who would you think would vote for what? How many people would get involved if that actually happened?

[ctorres74]

[ UNREAD MESSAGE FROM "Jonah! ❤️💛". READ ? ] "hey ces i know this is a random text but i wanted to do it now before i lost the chance to. i dont really know where to start so sorry this is gonna be really messy haha im sorry for letting all that alternate stuff happen to you. i hope that things got better. i hope youre yourself again and youre happy like you were before. you deserve to be that same happy dude that i met about a year ago ii dont know if youre still an alternate but i wanted to send this anyways. i guess if youre human again than its just about you me and thatcher left..! crazy right? started out as normal kids and now we're pretty much the only people left alive in mandela besides a few others hiding away ... it really isnt crazy, is it? its fucking sad. it makes me sad, anyways. i wish there was a world where we could both just be friends with everyone else and everything was fine. hell, i wish we could spend one day together - all of us - where none of this mattered anymore. but thats too late, i guess . everyones either dead or gone. and if you are an alt then im so sorry. im sorry they took you like they took everyone else. its not fair that this happened to you and um .. while im still kinda scared of you because of what you did that night i know it wasnt your fault. its not. dont think it was ever ever ever ok? and im sorry that i never got to talk to you more. i guess i learned my lesson getting caught up in all that shit a while ago and never having a chance to check up on you. you are a good friend. alternate or not, all you ever wanted was the best for someone else and it was awesome hanging out with you. you made things fun and i wish i could have checked up on you more like you did for me when i needed it. you helped me a lot then. i just wish i could repay it back to you. i hope we can talk again soon and i hope that everything went well for you. it has to - they couldnt have been lying when they told us there was light somewhere. we just have to find it, cesar. talk to you soon, Jonah :)"

...

Hmmm. Jonah, Jonah, Jonah.... Always so hopeful, aren't you? Poor thing, hasn't even received the news....

Dave can wait. I wasn't interested in a body, anyway.

[skorchinq]

Bows Only: Third Time’s the Charm

[IDs in alt text]

Not only did we have a free Faruzan and a Ganyu banner in 3.6, but 3.7 brought the Ibis Piercer bow in the event and the third Yoimiya banner since this account began. Which of these banners will prove fruitful? Will we get Ganyu? Will Yoimiya finally come home after dodging us twice? Let’s find out...

First thing’s first, finally did the ascension quest! It brought us up to world level 7 and AR 52-- but nearly 53.

and of course, it didn’t take much longer to actually reach 53...

After this, I did something I haven’t done on this account in a long time... I actually played the Archon quest.

Excuse me sir... sir?

Got this crazy screenshot with two Paimons. Woah

Omgoose Hi Kujou Saraaaa hi hiiiii :3

I once again forgot my name was DavidBowie and choked

But anyways look at this incredible Ganyu piece I got!!

Our first max ascension character has got to be Amber, of course. And we’ve finally done it!

We even made some progress in the Abyss!

And after ages, I finally got the Inazuman craftable bow. It’ll be good for Yoimiya... one day...

We got the Liyue statues all the way up to Level 9! Which means we can finally complete chapter 8 of the adventurer’s handbook!

We’re pretty close to finishing chapter 9, too...

Oh I forgot about this until I found the screenshot making this post... this had me cackling. Someone joined my world, asked one question, and left...

idk guys, they may claim to be a simple wanderer who idolizes Kaeya_bulge26 on tiktok, but I kinda get the feeling that... do you think they might actually be Kaeya_bulge26 on tiktok??? I dunno...

Anyway I finished chapter 9

And got Tartag to max ascension!

And Kujou Sara to max friendship!

I then got a 5* on the standard banner! Can you guess who it was?

I hate everything

Back to the Archon Quest! Hi Teppei!!!

Bye Teppei I left to do the Brewing Developments Event

Ok we’re back! Hi Gorou!

Also this guy...

Don’t lie to me Nathan. I know what you are

Yes that’s right. Our time to fight side by side with Gorou has finally come. Not like he’s been here since the very beginning or anything

Venti’s max ascended!!

And I got a northlander billet fighting Boreas! since we already have all 3 bows that use it, we’ll use this to refine Amber’s weapon.

Teppei you goof

Gorou is max friendship as well!

It was then... that we finally got Ganyu!!

and a couple Fischl cons to boot!

And oh Archons we are at World Level 8.

Well, it should be no issue now that we have Ganyu. She’s strong, graceful, and most of all...

She’s great for collecting pigeon meat :)

Anyway. I got another gold on the standard banner, but unfortunately it ended up being nothing more than weapon fodder...

After that, we did the Interdarshan Championship event and got our free Faruzan!

I scrambled to get that event done in a single day... and in 3.7, the King of Invocations event was the same. tbh I was pretty burnt out w/ genshin for a while, I probably would have skipped the 3.7 event entirely if it weren’t for the fact that it gave a bow. I didn’t even bother to screenshot it cause it was late and I forgor. I did get it tho. It’ll be a nice Tighnari weapon when we get him.

And of course, given my pity was reset when I got Ganyu and I wasn’t playing much, it should come as no surprise that... yeah, I didn’t get Yoimiya on her banner. I did get her somewhere else, though!

You can’t escape me in TCG, at least.

Hey, we’ll get her next time. Fourth time’s the charm, right?

Now, 4.0′s coming up, and we’ve got both Yelan and Lyney to go for... I’m going to pull for Yelan first, but should we manage to get her I’ll pull for Lyney after! Since starting this account a year ago, we’ve lost every single 50/50 to Jean... but this patter will finally change on Fontaine. I believe it! I’m manifesting it!!! We WILL get Yelan!!! ...or at least lose the 50/50 to Tighnari instead!

Look, my standards are really low at this point. I just want bow characters man

Also fun fact! I’ve been trying to post this update for literal weeks, but I was experiencing some uhhh. technical difficulties

See, the post editor on web doesn’t let me add alt text. Everywhere on the internet says that there should be an icon with three dots you can click to add the alt text but there. is not. It doesn’t matter if I hover over or click the image, it doesn’t change, there is no icon to click on the image anywhere. But that was fine because it still worked just fine on mobile! So what I’d do for previous posts in this series is make the first draft of the post on web (because that’s where all the screenshots are), save, and then go back and edit the draft on mobile, adding alt text IDs then.

And here’s where the problem arises: recently, for no apparent reason, I can no longer edit or post drafts on Tumblr mobile. I can view my drafts. I can open them. I can change things. But no matter if I hit save changes or post now or anything else, Tumblr then experiences an error, it doesn’t post, and none of my changes are saved. It just goes back in my drafts the way it was before I edited it.

So, if I can’t edit drafts on mobile, I’ll have to do it on web. I quickly tested to make sure it worked, and it did! But I still. can’t add alt text in the tumblr post editor.

Until I had the idea to add alt text not through the post editor but through the Inspect element! Once again, I tested it out and it seemed to work. Adding alt text through the inspect element on web and then saving caused that alt text to show up when viewing the draft on another device! So, I finally was able to finish the post! Literally the day Fontaine drops!

I’m thinking of liveblogging my Yelan pulls. Which will be in like half an hour lol. So! Stay tuned for that!

[bearpillowmonster]

I  was actually going to post something about this last night but events kept unfolding and changing the narrative so I’m going to break it down. Long story short, I fell for it. That’s right lads, I joined a dating site. 

So, I created an account without much interest involved, mainly curiosity and speculation. Came across a few good ones that I did reverse searches on only to find that they’re instagram profiles someone stole. I expected as much, oh well. But then I get a message to me, from a cute girl at that, and we start talking. Everything seemed to line up as far as her being real, I mean she had the name and face that matched her online presence. She even sent pictures that I wasn’t able to find. I weighed my options and decided I was willing to take the risk, I send her my number and-

Sign 1: Two numbers text me at the same time, the same thing. Oh, boy. I bring this up immediately and it’s kind of just shrugged off. The other one didn’t answer and I know the other was her, the number even looked legit, right area code, everything. We talk more and I see another number text me. 

Sign 2: I don’t give out my number and for it to be so close to this happening is either on the website’s messages being compromised or she isn’t who she says she is. I left this one alone with bringing it up, but internally, I start freaking out. This number said they were someone entirely different and just “had me in their contacts” ok, sure, they even sent a picture rerouted to- A popular tiktoker, ladies and gentlemen. They probably have people do this to them all the time. Gave them the chance to make a case- Block. 

I do some more research, check the dating profile again and wouldn’t you know it that her messages are gone. So, I start asking the girl questions pertaining to her Facebook. “You ever been here before?” not trying to set alarms for them just yet but I just wanted to trip them up and really, she passed. I ask about the messages thing and she wasn’t convinced, then she checked. At this point, I had already deleted my dating profile to just avoid further damage. She then tells me that the account got suspended. Huh, oh mee, oh my. I actually get on FB and message the real girl and am like “here’s the scoop, someone’s using your identity, blah, blah blah.” It says seen but there’s no way to really know if you’re not friends with them, I sent photo proof but whatever, I was getting over it, trying to dominate the situation. 

Okie-dokie, face-time me, that will settle this once and for all, you can’t very well agree when you know- She said ok...ok. She calls but nothing happened, like no voice, no video. “It didn’t work. Bad reception.” Same old song and dance. So, it’s time for the nail in the coffin, the final stroke, Facebook. If the Facebook is real and the two coincide then we have a match, I was disconnected at this point, I thought I’d be devastated in a way but I surprisingly sort of let my insane side take over, whatever game you play, I’m gonna play it back and I’m about to uproot your whole operation while I’m at it. You can’t claim not to have a Facebook when it’s right there, same face, same name and if you do, then friend me. Easy. “Ok, add me.” Huh? What is this, confidence? Ok?  Also, Messenger has a facetime that works better, at least imo.

Well, I already messaged her on my account except, I don’t use my real name on my account. So, I wasn’t sure how deep this was going to go, I thought about using one of my alts but for some reason FB doesn’t like that and just kept logging me back into my main, whatever, haven’t used those in forever anyway, I guess they’re lost now. So, I make a new profile with the information I have already given, no friends but hey, whatta you gonna do. I tell her I sent the request. It’s this morning and no add but I have some texts, yeah, from 4 in the morning, like wtf, so I ask what’s up with the Facebook. Nothing yet, will update with a new post if need be.

I slept maybe 4 hours total last night between this in my head, and I couldn’t breathe. Not having my pills has that gas that I was talking about mixed with the heat, I had the humidifier on, didn’t work. I turned it up. Nothing. I turned the fan on. Nothing. I turned the fan up. Nothing. Like come on! I can’t get comfortable. So I decided not to use too much effort with this like I was going to, I’ll leave it up to be balanced on its own accords. One of the weird things when we were talking is that she’d say “Good” a lot, even if it didn’t apply. A yes or no question, “Good”. Major red flag, as I’ve harassed these types of accounts before. Some so long that they changed people in between so one had no recollection of any conversation like it was a freaking program where they used the same dialogue. That time, I knew they weren’t real though. I was worried this would affect me and my shell because it took a long time for me to get to this point but then I shook hands with myself after feeling a job well done saying that i wont let this champion me, I have to champion it. I feel like I did everything right, there wasn’t a whole lot I could do to predict or prevent that under those circumstances. I’m normally very cautious with that stuff but I knew I also had to be more open in order to get it back. Whatever their goal was, I don’t really care, I shouldn’t care at least, there’s nothing to justify it, I didn't nose into it before I got permission, that Facebook was only after I started really suspecting something was wrong.

[command-and-conquer-genero6]

Command & Conquer: The Ultimate Collection Cheats, Codes, and Secrets for PC - GameFAQs

💾 ►►► DOWNLOAD FILE 🔥🔥🔥 Do not change the lenght of the file or the game will not boot again.. Just Overwrite the Text you need. Get those USA slow units to the battle faster: Submitted by: conner54 Most battles need support eventually and if you need a slow but powerful unit to get from your base to the battle on the other side of the map, use your Chinooks. A single Chinook can carry up to 2 vehicles like the tomahawk missile, though some for some units you can only fit one in a Chinook. But its a quick way to keep the fight going and get that one unit were it needs to be to win. US defense strategy: Build four patriot missiles and two firebases Artillery center inside each of the firebases put a sniper tw rockets and a machine gunner This will tear your enemies assault vehicles and infantry to pieces very quickly. Hint: Submitted by: Darren Your best chance of winning eny online game is to have a quick look around the map and search for eny oil dereks or resorces once found build a baracks near them reasearch building capture then take the building always have a large defence around them though. Hints: Submitted by: manny How to swear without it being censored You may get annoyed when the online version of the game censors out words. Words like "saddam", "hitler" or even "poo". But know i will tell you the secret that will let you say these words in full. Type in your word like "poo" without the speechmarks 2. Exactly after the word "poo", meaning no spaces, hold alt, and punch in 2,5,5 3. Then write anything else 4. Easy as that I use left alt and my numpad works with me if num lock is on or off. Alt 2,5,5 gives the th character which is just an invisble character, tricking the computer to think your just writing one long word, while tricking people it's just a regular space. Note: You must have a word or charater after the invisble charater, otherwise it will not work. So you can't just put in "poo alt 2,5,5 ". It must be "poo alt 2,5,5! Hint: Submitted by: monish sharma How would it be if u can make the game dance on your finger tips well here is how just open the INIZH in your zero hour directory open it with a hex editor only and make a copy or you will blame me for your mistakes ok now when u have opened the file INIZH in a hex editor just type "object:xxx" in the search window where xxx represents the character in the game u want to change like hacker or blacklotus or colonel burton, mig, overlord tank etc. Hint: Submitted by: Adam Become a USA air force general, build atlest 3 attack chonocks, inside 1 of them place a cr burton 6 rocket men and one sniper, in the remainding ones have 6 rocket men and 2 snipers. Because you are the air force general, you air units have protective lazers making them highly immune from a rocket attack, also the speed of the will help during an attack of a base, all other air units. Simly fly over a base, destroy as many power plants as you can to reduce the power, then destroy any pulse tanks the ones with 2red beams and 1 blue, these can pose a great threat , from there it is easy to gather untit upgrades for the untis inside. Its the same tactic i use loads and i won aroung games since using it! Find a start money and change to Now start game and don't change the start money, and you are haveing a cash. Unlimited money: Use a text editor to edit the "skirmish" file in the ".. Look for the section labeled "starting cash". Under it, you can enter as much money as desired. When you start the game, and go to the skirmish set up screen. The starting money will not reflect what you entered, but once you start the game, the money should be there. Note: This trick only works for skirmishes, and not in campaigns or multi-player. Note: For unlimited money, edit the "starting cash" line to "-1". Easy skirmish mode wins: Play as the U. This also works well on the eight-player maps. Sit up so that every man is for himself. On the hard level, the infantry general sends waves of soldiers who are easily mowed down by the laser turrets. Be quick to obtain the particle cannon so that you can knock out the nuclear missiles. Easy multi-player mode wins: When you are against the GLA, you can destroy the cars so that the other player cannot use them as car bombs. The trick is to crush the cars by passing over them. Have one of your tanks or bulldozers go next to the car. They will not go around it, but will instead go over it. Yuri's symbol: Go to Skirmish mode and select the Tournament Urban map. Then, go into the main city where the tank drop is located. In the top left of the screen is a building that has a symbol that is identical to Yuri's symbol, but is missing one line. Thrax, upgrade to Anthrax Gamma. After that, you will need four Battle Buses. This force will be very difficult to defeat because the Toxin Rebel buses will destroy all infantry in range, while the RPG troopers will destroy every tank, aircraft, and even most buildings very easily. Also, they can attack from behind and in front at the same time. I've not edited it to be easier to read. It lists many cheats useable in the game but I don't know how to get them to work. Any ideas? Use a text editor to edit the "skirmishstat. Falling motorcycle driver: Take the motorcycle on the GLA and make him drive as fast as he can off a very steep cliff. He will go for a short distance, then fall straight down. It will hurt him while on the bike. However while in the air and still dropping perfectly straight down, evacuate him. 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Seaside Mutiny: Easy win: When fighting a battle on the Seaside Mutiny map, at the front of your base where the artillery platforms are, build the following. For U. Capture the artillery platforms, then repeat the defense pattern on the sides as many times as possible. You can now build in the entire area without fear of enemy aircraft or land units. Campaign level 4: Easy completion: When you get to the oil field level, build your base. Then put several missile launchers and Fire Storms at the north of your base, Build a very large force but do not destroy the radar station or the GLA will send a non-stop assault on your base. The suicide units do a lot of damage but are easier to kill. Then, use your A assault, etc. Find the CIA agents and destroy their buildings, then take your assembled army to destroy their remaining forces. Hint: Submitted by: james if you are on multi player and your enemy is super weapon. Battle awards: Complete one of the following tasks during a campaign or skirmish to unlock the corresponding award. Blitz Honor: Win a match in less than five or ten minutes. Bronze, Silver, or Gold depends on difficulty. Global General Honor: Win at least one online match as each General. Streak Honor: Win 3, 10, 25, , , or 1, consecutive victories. Chinese: Ultimate force: Create six Emperors or Overlords, depending on the General you are playing as. If you are using Overlords, upgrade two with Bunkers and fill them with Tank Hunters, upgrade two with Propaganda Towers, and two with Gattling Cannons. Then fill the Firestorm Bases with four Pathfinders. This will help you take out infantry without trouble of Flashbangs or other hazards. If you are facing a lot of tanks, go with more Rockets. If you are just cleaning up infantry, get more Snipers. A combination of two Snipers and six Rocket Launchers is excellent for clearing occupied civilian buildings for example, the Laser General level in Generals Challenge. Just hover by the building and the Rocket Launchers can open fire. When the enemy soldiers are flushed out, the snipers will pick them off quickly. This can also take out tanks better than Commanches, because the Rockets reload faste. However, Gatling Tanks can take these down very easily. Pathfinder can also attack from within. Just find a safe way go to enemies base and shoot infantry units and have fun. RDF Rush: An interesting but multi-unit 'force rush'. Build a force of hummvees or busses and fill them with a sniper-rebel and rocket troopers. Pile up each vehicle with full passengers and then send them off to attack. The sniper-rebel will down incoming infantry, and the missile troopers will damage hard targets. Easy completion: Build defenses and CC. Build a lot of Humvees and fill them with four Missile Defenders and one Sniper each. Put two to four Avengers with them then go in and wipe out the enemy base. I know that some people say that it should be 2 snipers. Load them with 2 minigunners and the rest tank hunters. Note: these strategies does not work at all against the super weapon general. China Mission 3: Coburg, Germany: Submitted by: Mick China Mission 3: Coburg, Germany There is a virtually indistrutabe building to the north of your base near the entrance of the last statue small square building , and if you can get an infantry unit inside it it only has a slot for one unit all the GLA units in that area will attack it causing a major distraction for you to destroy the last statue. Java program to enable cheat: Submitted by: stigv import java. File; import java. FileInputStream; import java. FileOutputStream; import java. InputStream; import java. Example: 1. NEW" ; f1. First off, before you start the game, make sure that you face only one opponent. Observe the map on the right. Look at those black circles outlined with yellow lines. Those are your starting positions. Start the game. As you already know where your enemy's base is located, send your first Construction Dozer to the enemy's base quickly as possible. Run over all the workers. Then quickly build a barracks, and build a few tank hunters or research the Capture Building upgrade. IF you built tank hunters, just keep on shooting the enemy until their entire base dies. They cannot construct any building because you ran over all their workers. Be sure to destroy their Barracks and Supply Stash first of all. Extra particle beam power: It is possible to vastly increase the effectiveness of your particle beam so you can spread out its effect or do more damage to hardened structures, such as Command Centers and SCUD Storms. 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Laser General: Easy win: Set the starting cash to 50, The three things you need to know are power, the layout of the map, and money for this general. To start, click your Command Center and quickly build six Bulldozers. Try accomplishing this in less than three seconds. Speed is essential. Use the three Bulldozers that finish the plants and start building the barracks. Use the leftover three Bulldozers and build three Laser Turrets in a line to the area where the enemy is most likely to attack. If you have enough power green bar , build two Laser Turrets on either side of the base. This protects your flanks. Once the Laser Turrets are all built and the War Factory expect to be attacked next. Once the first wave is annihilated, build another two Laser Turrets next to the line so it ends up like: Next, build a Strategy Center and click on War Factory. When enough money comes in, build more Supply Drops. After you have more than enough power, start building four Particle Uplink Cannons. Wait for all of the cannons to fire on the target. Target their Bulldozers or workers and any of their super weapons under construction. For added base protection, build two more Laser Turrets on the line and another two Laser Avengers in between. Then it is up to you on how to defeat the enemy. Easy Win china tank: Submitted by: Leeran This is a great way to beat almost any team with only a few tanks. First make 6 overlords. Bypass censor: Some words are censored in online games. To bypass this, type the word that is normally censored, then hold [Alt] and type on the numeric keypad followed by more text. BIG file using the notepad. Then find the phrase: "Maximumtype: 1". Then you can change the "maximumtype: 1" to "maximumtype: You can only have maximum of 20 of them. Submitted by: Ahmed Essam How to beat your enemy with less troops: Just a little tip for those who wanna win the scenario with less units it might cost more money but it worth it Note: This tip works while you play with "GLA" specially "Saddam Hussien" Because of his hidden scud launchers -- Build 7 Hidden Scud Launchers To kill all troops and destroy building from far distance. Why hidden scud launcher? Because they are hidden, so you can move your scud launchers and attack the enemy from behind, and to avoid losing them if your enemy's troops come close to your scud launchers just order them to stop attacking to make them hidden again. Because they are the best for taking out aircrafts and tanks and any object come close to your hidden scud launchers. He is the best for taking out all units built from barracks, and his unique hit that kill the unit inside enemy's tanks. Now, after you finish building what mentioned uppove just move your troops near your enemy's base. Submit your codes! Having Codes, cheat, hints, tips, trainer or tricks we dont have yet? Help out other players on the PC by adding a cheat or secret that you know! Submit them through our form. Covering more than CheatBook-DataBase Cheatbook on: Twitter Facebook.

[cakeplow70]

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[sheepwasfound]

dnf moments caught from within the chaos (every single one)

 march 10th george alt stream

 ***

first video:

00:11:40-00:12:30 "is that george from dreamhunt?"

00:20:37-00:21:10 g:"me and dream argue about the stupidest things"

(many good sap/gogy sibling moments! and then...)

00:26:49 dream joins in secret and george tries to figure it out

00:27:26 dream gives himself away with a chuckle

00:27:55-00:29:00 "i was watching George's stream, i didn't even know you were streaming"

00:34:08-00:34:45 lil uk travel ban talk

00:36:46 g:"'late nights in the middle of june' this is true x2"

00:37:52-00:38:10 1.5 inches elephant still on george's desk

00:40:56-00:41:12 dream chuckling going "george is so salty"

00:49:04 dream hasn't paid george the $1,000 from geoguessr

00:49:50 dream tries to get george to play geoguessr

00:50:18-00:50:45 george tells dream about dreamhunt guy

00:53:37 d:"im on literally negative sleep"

00:55:57 g:"'tell dream you love him' no."

00:56:27-00:57:00 g:"'george you're the hottest piece of ass in dreamhunt' is that true dream?", d:"maybe it is" + "you're such an idiot"

00:57:14-00:57:54 dream tries to think of who in one direction each one of them are, can't choose for george

00:59:12 d:"he's like the most annoying person on the planet" (prob cus he can't focus on chess cus of gogy)

01:17:36 sapnap doesn't reply to george, dream replies immediately

01:19:26-01:19:40 + 01:21:56-01:22:50 talking about george exposing dream for the s*x tiktok

01:24:13 g:"ok i'm gonna go get water. dream, entertain my stream."

01:29:55-01:32:00 george and sapnap argue over servers, simp dream settles it w/ a "coin flip" (rigged)

01:33:40-01:34:50 sapnap waited for dream to wake up for burger day, s:"george wishes he coulda been a part of that"

01:36:12 d:"i was actually writing lyrics this morning"

01:40:37-01:42:12 stonks talk g:"what do i invest in?" d:"me"

(dreamnap moments interval here...)

01:50:14 s:"should i tweet out a picture of your girlfriend george?", d:"it's gonna be like a picture of my yt icon"

01:52:11-01:52:43 d:"'dnf arc'? yeah maybe", g:"is it a joke to you?"

01:52:57-01:53:11 sapnap and dream don't send george good morning texts & it upsets him

01:53:13-01:53:45 george didn't laugh at dream's joke, so dream calls him out for not paying attention

01:53:51 g:"'pretty privilege is real and you have it!' is this true dream?" d:"yeah. yeah"

01:54:13-01:54:55 sapnap accusing george of having a girlfriend, g:“dream, should we just tell them?”

01:59:30-01:59:50 g:“’can you say bleepbleep dream?’ no i can’t say that”, d:”just say it. george.”

02:02:00 g:“’is it true quackity and dream constantly fight for your love?’ it’s true”

02:02:10-02:03:00 d:”we were in our, like, linked arc. except for opposites …attract”

02:03:30 dream starts going through his texts with george

02:04:30 d:”my favorite number is…one second, i’m pulling up my george contact”

02:05:35-02:06:20 dream reads out their texts about waking up at the same time & having s*x

02:06:33-02:08:00 george’s “ayo muffin man” text to dream where he asked if he could make a joke about dream’s cheating drama, d:”you were being a good friend”

02:07:02 g:”we don’t text that much” d:”we text, like, everyday, but…”

02:08:36 first video ends

***

second video:

00:10:35 george shoots dnf on a wall, d:”you’re so dumb”, s:”what?”, d:”george”

00:14:30 g:”dream come baaaaackk”

00:16:22 dream in the bg laughing alone “this text is so funny! this text is amazing” (note: he started going through their texts, like, 20 mins ago)

00:17:25-00:17:58 george’s first text to dream: “hi loser”, sapnap asking about his first text, d:”that’s different”

00:20:38-00:21:00 s:”maybe if you were watching my stream instead of watching george’s all the time” + s:“maybe if you weren’t in your, like, dnf arc all the time”

00:22:40-00:23:15 g:“’george and dream’s brotherly relationship is so iconic’ brotherly?”, d:”someone in chat said ‘the alabama arc’”

00:26:05-00:26:30 pickle dick g:”dick-…dip his hands in the pickle jar”

00:27:05 d:”you’re an idiot george, you’re such a, you’re such a dick”

00:30:29-00:41:45 discussion about covid travel rules and george going to florida, george heatedly going through every possible trick to get there but dream being responsible about it

00:34:00 g:”dream, get me a private jet”

00:34:56 g:”i’ll just stay”, d:”for how long?”, g:”forever.”

00:36:13 gnf charity for private jet and then george will grapple down from a helicopter, d:”you’re such an idiot x2”

00:36:51 g:”i’m not actually joking” + g:”no it’s not impossible!” *checks cost of a private jet*

00:38:20 d:”you need to double it cus you have to go back” g:”i’m not going back. i’m not going back”

00:38:38 about deportation g:”dream, you can just protect me dream, just don’t let them take me away”

00:39:29 about deportation g:”then what if i never go back, what if i just never go back?”

00:40:01 g:”wait i have an idea dream. what if you just married me?” s:”you’re not allowed to marry someone to get them in the country”, g:”well that’s not the only reason”

00:41:13 g:”’sounds like dream doesn’t wanna meet you’ yeah he doesn’t”

00:43:43 g:”to be fair you are in your silly goose arc”, d:”i’m not in any goose arc” *mutual giggling*

00:44:45-00:45:25 discussion about obama escorting george on his private jet

00:47:38 dono:“you visiting dream is not a no, it’s a not yet”

00:50:21 g:”’just admit it, you’re madly in love with dream and you’re using this as an excuse to marry him’ no. this is false”, g:”i’m in my hating dream arc right now” d:”well, i mean … it’s about to be in a different arc though”

00:50:40 finishing each other’s sentences

00:50:50 s:”i wish karl was here.”, s:”at least i would have someone to be like, in love with, jesus”

00:51:29 d:”sapnap third wheel arc” s:”you guys may flirt and stuff, but me and you have physical s*x” d:”oh my goddd, what the hell?! that’s too far!”

00:54:43 sapnap teasing george about being able to cuddle dream, g:”i don’t care, i don’t care”

00:56:27 george teasing sapnap about having a gf again, s:”you have a dream”

00:56:43 g:”should i play geoguessr?” d:”oh, yes!”

00:57:07 d:”i’m exhausted and i’m laying in bed” (but he’s still staying)

(00:58:30 geoguessr starts, they’re tired and argue a lot)

01:00:48 arguing about colors g:”well you’re wrong” d:”maybe- actually maybe i think that’s- actually you’re right”

01:03:27 george was going to do geoguessr with wilbur today, but is too tired now

01:07:55 d:”if you had asked, i would’ve told you” g:”i didn’t wanna ask, i did it myself” *sassy*

01:13:55 george missed dream’s joke and he called him out for it again

01:17:00 g:”i’m not buying a maid dress” d:*silence*

01:20:10 g:“’dream we need your support to get george in a maid dress’ what do you think dream?”, d:*silence*

01:21:53 g:”you know what dream? i trust you”, d:”no, don’t trust me!”

01:22:50 dono:”when you asked dream if you should wear a maid dress, the silence was so loud” d:*silence*

01:23:23 after george makes a dumb voice d:”why are you reading like that?”, d:”i’m about to leave” (spoiler: he doesn’t leave, just stops looking for 30 secs)

01:24:10 g:”what do you mean you’re not even looking?”, g:”why, do you hate me?”, d:”you were being in your annoying arc”

01:34:28 dono:”do you have a song that makes you think of dream?”, d:”probably heat waves”, + george saying he doesn’t think of dream when listening to songs and dream not buying it

01:36:40 dream replying for him that george’s most listened to travis scott song is goosebumps (aka “their song”)

01:39:50 george confirms goosebumps is his most listened to travis scott song

01:42:26 d:”this is the last game im playing with you”, d:”cus i don’t wanna play with you anymore” (spoiler: it’s not the last one)

01:45:52 g:”alright one more”, d:”no i said i’d-…ok fine whatever one more” (spoiler: it’s not just one more)

01:48:46 dream mishears that george is gonna kiss him

01:54:24 g:”alright here’s the last game guys”, d:”you keep saying that, you keep…leading me on”

01:57:02 d:”that was the last one”, g:”no we said we were ending on a win” (no they didn’t) g:”you can’t leeeeeave, you can’t leave! it’s not allowed”

01:58:17 dono:”what is a place you’ve always wanted to go?”, g:”idk”, d:”america”

01:59:27 g:”i just, i was like…aaaaaghhhhlldududu you know?”, d:”yeah, i do know”

02:05:00 d:”alright, i’m gonna head out”, g:”wait, wait just wait”, g:”why are you in your like salty era?”, d:”why are you in your clingy era?”, d:”i think it would make sense if i left when i want to”, g:”alright, well, leave then, see what happens, you’re gonna regret it, that’s all i know”

02:05:30 dream leaves the call but then immediately starts watching george’s stream until he ends (who’s the one in their clingy era?)

02:06:10 george talks about going to bed (dream’s already in bed so they’re synced once again)