#agh. . ughh

[minotaurbf]

IN MY NAME

[terrencetheshark14]

Bites u

[kidfoundonstreets]

my art teacher is so frustrating

[bowlerhatduck]

Trying to clean my flat makes me angry because it feels like the more I clean, the messier it gets. 

[ghostkiosk]

NO GUYS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING TO ME

[carcinized]

also i know people say this but i swear to god it never gets into anyones heads, but you cant just block out all people with other opinions from you. thats called an echo chamber and even if the ideas are the "right" ones it makes the group extremely easy to poison with harmful ideas. you have to think critically about each issue and not just shut out anything thats different from the "norm." cancel culture is literally dystopian and inhuman. things are nuanced and messy, especially politics and economics

[littlecrittereli]

agh i just wanted to share i keep thinking of lovely by billie eilish and khalid with reprogrammed chris?? like during his “guilt scene” when he thought he killed martin it was just kinda playing in the background in my head ??

idk i just thought i’d share it kinda fits him lol.

ughh i’m so tempted to make a playlist for reprogrammed chris

but anyways that’s it? ! have a good timezone :3

......What if I told you there is a Reprogrammed playlist that I listen to while I write it.................

I'm always open to song suggestions tho ;)

SHOULD I DROP THE PLAYLIST????

[jujumin-translates]

Event | 7th Anniversary: All Actors Aboard! | Chapter 4: VELUDO STATION MEMORY ✕ Itaru Chigasaki

Itaru: …Oh, I’m so done for.

Chikage: In what sense?

Itaru: Probably in all senses.

Chikage: Good work. Company presentation or something?

Itaru: Bingo. It’s been a while since I’ve brought something like this home with me, but I didn’t think it’d be this much of a pain in the ass…

Itaru: And tomorrow’s meeting is first thing in the morning. Agh and it’s already this late… I wonder how many hours of sleep I’ll be able to get.

Chikage: Haven’t you spent countless sleepless nights up gaming?

Itaru: Apples and oranges.

Chikage: If you’re too sleepy, maybe you should take the train instead of driving.

Itaru: Can’t you just drive me, Senpai?

Chikage: Unfortunately, I have to go straight to a client.

Itaru: You’ve got to be kidding me… ughh…

Itaru: Guess there’s no avoiding it, I’ll take the train. I’ll actually end up in an accident in this condition.

Chikage: Then you’d better get going early. It was pretty rough this morning because there was another delay today.

Itaru: Huh. You took the train this morning, Senpai? Why bother with something like that?

Chikage: I knew the train was going to be delayed, so I called a cab before things got too crowded.

Itaru: What a cheat code…

Chikage: It’s not a cheat code, you’d know that if you gathered some real-time information.

Itaru: Well, yeah, that works too, I guess.

Itaru: (That reminds me, Senpai’s helped me out like this before…)

*Flashback*

Itaru: (Today’s the one day that the parking lot at the client’s office isn’t available.)

Itaru: (Well, it’s not that far from Veludo Town, so I guess taking the train isn’t so bad sometimes.)

Itaru: (Umm, transfers… damn, that’s complicated. Who knew there’d be so many different ways to get there.)

Itaru: (I’ve been part of MANKAI Company for a while now, and the only thing I’m still not used to is transferring trains.)

Itaru: (It’d be best to take the most straightforward route rather than the one with a bunch of odd transfers.)

Itaru: …Huh.

Itaru: (The train wouldn’t arrive on time. Are they running late?)

*Footsteps*

Itaru: ?

Chikage: Hey, what a coincidence to run into you here.

Itaru: ! Senpai?

Itaru: (Why is he here… maybe he lives around here or something.)

Itaru: Good morning.

Chikage: Good morning. How odd. I thought you said you always drive to work.

Itaru: I have a client to visit. Taking the train was much more convenient.

Chikage: Oh, I see.

Chikage: By the way, you’re part of a theater company around you, aren’t you, Chigasaki?

Itaru: Um, well, sort of. The company’s dormitory is around here, so I came from there.

Chikage: I see…

Itaru: And you, Senpai?

Chikage: I just happened to be getting off for a transfer. I had some business to take care of in this area too.

Itaru: (So both of us have got it rough, huh.)

Announcement: “The train is arriving.”

Itaru: Ah, finally. Well then…

Chikage: Chigasaki.

Itaru: Yes?

Chikage: It’s a bit out of the way, but you should get off at the station two stops ahead and then transfer.

Chikage: If you transfer at the station before that, you’ll be flooded with delays and transfers.

Itaru: Huh?

Announcement: “The doors are closing.”

Chikage: …

· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·

Itaru: (Senpai’s smiling and waving.)

Itaru: (There’s no way that delay information was available yet in the transfer search.)

Announcement: “The train service is currently experiencing a delay of approximately ten minutes. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.”

Announcement: “We will inform you of any transfers ahead.”

Itaru: (Damn. …Guess I’ll have to contact Senpai and thank him for the help.)

*Flashback end*

Itaru: (At the time, I was really grateful for the help, but at the same time, I wanted to know how he knew so much about the state of the trains in and around Veludo Station.)

Itaru: (But now that I think about it, it must’ve been because Senpai was trying to get information about MANKAI Company out of me--.)

Chikage: …What is it?

Itaru: No, it’s nothing.

Itaru: (Figures, I could never ask him that.)

Itaru: Ughh… I’m getting depressed just thinking about work tomorrow.

Chikage: Everything going okay with the other thing?

Itaru: What other thing?

Chikage: The article for the web edition of “VELUDO”.

Itaru: Oh, that. Didn’t even get a chance to start thinking about it. My head’s been full of nothing but company documents lately.

Itaru: (But maybe the memory I was just thinking about could be a good source of content, even if I’ve gotta leave out some parts.)

Itaru: It’s okay. I’ve decided on something.

Chikage: That was fast. At least for you, Chigasaki.

Itaru: Nah, it was nothing. Even I can do this sorta thing right, can’t I?

Chikage: Right, right, I suppose.

Itaru: But I only just came up with the idea. So I’m gonna need a little more time to work out the details.

Chikage: Oh?

Itaru: By the way, make sure to read it when the article is published in “VELUDO”.

Chikage: If I feel like it.

Itaru: (Well, figures he’d say that.)

Itaru: Mnngh… haah… Let’s see if I can do my best tomorrow~...

Chikage: …What time are you done tomorrow?

Itaru: I plan to come home on time. I’m going to bed. …Actually, lemme event grind a bit and collect some login bonuses.

Chikage: Good luck with that.

Chikage: And I can pick you up on my way home.

Itaru: Huh!? But I thought you were going to a client’s office, Senpai--.

Chikage: It’s nothing, I never said I was taking the train, did I?

Itaru: Senpai… my lord and savior?

Chikage: You owe me one, though.

Itaru: Grrhg… a price to pay, as always…

Itaru: (But Senpai’s lending me a hand again. And this time it wasn’t for the sake of trying to get info, it’s just Chikage-san’s kindness.)

Itaru: (And this time, I’m going to take advantage of the never-upfront-about-his-feelings Senpai’s kindness.)

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[seattlekrakenyaoi]

Oh my god, I saw your de-aged Vince Dunn post, and I’m currently having CRAZY brain rot about it because just like ughh. I’m such a sucker for misunderstandings or miscommunication.

Maybe Adam tries to drop hints about the old(er) Vince like times when they were happy together or the fight that they had to try and jog some memory, except it just doesn’t work and makes young Vince feel even worse, since it’s obvious that him being younger is making Adam upset and he desperately wants to fix it even though realistically he can’t.

I’ll be so for real, I would happily read a billion words for this. I love ideas like this, it’s just so silly!!

UGHHHH i love the idea of adam trying to like . jog vinces memory… trying to get him to revert to his old age . taking him to a spot they like to hang out … a bar . and being like. ok now turn back. because he believes there’s some magic fast cure and then getting frustrated but trying to hide it because he knows it’s not vince’s fault . but vince can tell he’s mad anyway and he gets angry with himself because he can’t just snap his fingers and turn back. and he gets angry with adam . but mostly he just feels so sad because he just feels like even the person who supposedly likes him most in the future just wants him gone :( AGH this is so good i feel like i’m legally obligated to write this now .

[therrerium-valkryonia]

Working at a perverted office job was absolutely horrible, a full-term pregnancy wasn't helping at all since she broke her water in the middle of the shift, uncomfortably sitting in her chair she had soaked her stockings in her water, her tight and white polo was soaked in sweat, making her own shirt see-through leaving her frigid in air as she tries holding back the baby, Maxine had clocked in on the last day on this job before she changes to an office jobs that pay a lot more and better.

"Shit! C'mon- Aghh! Please bab- Agh! Ngghh! O." She felt the baby rub up against her lips causing a severe pain to burn across her body this also being 5 hours into her shift, the pain was seared across her lower half even if she shifted her hips the pain of the crowning head remained "Ungh! Please, c'mon now is not the time for this, Ughh" And her pain worsen but she endures a uses her work as a distraction fron the pain and tries to finish her work but the hot-searing pain kept on coming back, "Ugh, Agh, Ngungghh Oh, God, A- Ngghh! No- n- now!" Her boss passed by and saw the pained beauty and walked over to her, "Hi, Maxi sweetheart, how are you?~" Maxine replied with a hard insistent voice "I'm fine no need to worry, Mr. Nix" And being the perverted, creepy asshole he was, he grabbed her chair and pulled her away from the desk, looked right under her leather mini-skirt and saw the very wet bulge under her panties, placed a finger on it and pushed it in and Maxine grabbed the arm rests, clenched her teeth and pushed against it.

As the head pushed forward, Mr. Nix took his finger off and she panted, for him to press her belly and try to force out the baby but Maxine by chance stomped on his foot, sending him back with a chuckle as she spoke pissed "Can I get back to work now, PLEASE. Thank you" and before he left he said "If you birth that bastard in your shift here, I'll fucking fire you or..." Her face was sweaty but pissed and disgusted and so he left and she stood up slowly but the baby still plummets down shoving it's head against the fabric and she falls into a squat her hands hold onto the desk "Ungh, Nargggurgghh mmnn nnhhh, mrrhh, hrraahh, unnngghhh, hoo- hee." It bulges further and she screeches softly but got a hold on the baby and slowly pushed in though the head didn't move back and stayed in place "Irgghhh, Aggrrhhh, Oh why did you have to be born today, Oww" And she moved the chair closer to the desk and the moment she took the seat the pain burned throughout her body and she gripped the desk harder, slowly leaving little marks on the edge and she crosses her legs and keeping them tight but an hour later in her shift.

Her body was drenched in sweat, her tux shirt was see-through and revealed her body and she got looks from everyone that could she her large belly, the pain was worsening and she cradled her belly taking deep breaths, she brushed off the brown hairs off her face while a co-worker came by, Jill came closer and was helpful and massaged her belly to ease her pain but then groped her big boobs to let milk squirt out of her, "Ya like that Maxi? It's okay if you don't." Maxine tried speaking but the pain was all she could feel and think about her words we're quite slurred " I- Hng! I lik- Mmmmmm, I liked i- Ungh, Yes I did, Ugh." And Jill smiled and spread her legs open and she pushed the head at bay and asked "So need me to push it in? Bu-" Her very respone was insistent "Please, Do it, Ugh. Ack! Cunghh! Just do it, no-" Jill hesitantly pushed it in and held Maxine's hand reassuring, they both are going to be okay.

After Jill pushed it back a good amount she crossed Maxine's legs and gave a kiss and left, Maxine was soaked and her body was that like a mannequin, hourglass bod, big breast and a big ass with thighs and hips, she always got looks for it and one of her hated co-workers Mike had to come over while she clenched her fist and he gave demands "Stand up or I will punch your baby, Oh I see how it is." He tried punching but she caught his hand and threw a left hook and he left out of respect but another Co-worker the one named Sally was her least liked she walked to her and said "Stand, C'mon i'll kick you bitch." And instead she slapped her belly and pissed off Maxine who felt a harsh burn sear though her, "You little blonde sex doll full of shit from her very fragile ego" And Maxine made Sally mad as she insisted for her to stand "I'll tell the boss" She stood up slowly and as a response she had looked Sally in the eyes and smacked her cold out to the ground as sat back down "Ow, Ow, Ack, Hoo- Okay no please baby you need to wait no-." Maxine felt the baby plummet, she fell on her back as the baby bulged forward and she cupped the bulged and stood up slightly moving it back in and sat down again and after another hour into her last day at this establishment well..

Her back burned as her boss passed and he made a very inconveinient request "So Maxy can you get me a coffee sweetheart, If you would so kindly please?" She stood up slowly holding her belly and grasping at the bulge waddling over to the coffee machine anf grabbing a cup walking over to her boss and shakily passing over to him but he was mischevious put the cup down and slapped her belly and she fell to a squat and had moved the heax forward and he said "Oh, so it seems you wanna lose this job or should I get you another unwanted baby?" She panicked as she didn't want to lose it right now at this very moment as she had debt to deal with and so she stood up and spoke "I- Unngghh! I can last one more hour an a half" He left with a mischievous smile as she returns to her seat for the final time and hour and twenty-five minutes later her life was flashing before her very eyes in heavy pain.

Her hearing was blear and she felt weak and her baby was slowly dragging across and is slowly going through and she needed water and stood up, her panties snapped, the baby dropped and she grabbed it and held onto it, slowly pushing it back in and squealing softly and waddling over to the water pump and grabbing a cup, walking back to her desk finding her seat stolen, her co- worker laughs "Boss said you fat" She replied in a harsh tone "You bastardous incel lowlife" And he froze in shock as she searches for a chair and drags on back to her desk and letting the baby plummet down sitting down slowly cupped her purple bruised pussy as the clock ticks but her boss comes round and pulls her up and pins her to a wall forcing out the baby as she grabs his shoulders and rams him away, falling to the floor grabbing her belly on her knees with a large and heavy baby crowning as she stands up looking at the clock and seeing the time go down fast and she speaks up to him "S- Ghhhhh your little shitty ass is finally losing a fucking bet but he doesn't want to since he acts like a child" While the baby slides out and she tightens her thighs keeping it in place as her boss raises up "I will not lose a BET!!" and speeds at her, she slams his face in and knee slams her belly sending her down to her knees and him out cold, he pushed the baby out as it burns through and the crowd enlargens as the timer ticks "3..... 2.......... 1" And it rang, she bolted out of there holding onto her baby and falling into a closet and pushing with all she had left "Hgaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Oh shit! Oh Shit! Come here, Shh, Shh, Shh it's okay" As Maxine left the building with all she had left and drove to a hospital with her sweaty, bloodied, tired body and got alot of help from her friends.

She went to the interview and got the job luckily.

[jeagerapologistt]

Armin arlert smut ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

(First time writing smut bare with me😭)

Sub armin x fem bimbo mean! Reader

(Warning)sub armin, dom reader, use of ma’am, pussy, cock, etc

Armins pov!

There’s this girl in my class, she’s super pretty and hot.. every time I see her pass by I can’t help but to get these dirty thoughts it’s gross i know but I can’t help it!

I’ve recently been purposely failing classes to see if our professor would maybe suggest her to tutor me, yeah besides her whole bimbo act she’s surprisingly has a very high score in this class. So my goal is to atleast try and get closer to her.. agh! I can feel the heat rise on my cheeks and..something else rise.

Your pov!

Ughh my professor just asked me to tutor armin, now I’m not mad that it’s him but like seriously me!? Tutoring someone, idk if I’m capable of that but oh well guess I have to.

—————————————————————time skip

I gave armin my number so I could text him the time he should come to my dorm so I can tutor him, he got so flustered it was.. kinda cute! What no, no way that I think that about some whimpy nerdy guy like him.

As I’m lost in my thoughts I hear my phone ding! And I go and look at my phone to see a message from armin saying he’s outside my dorm now, So I jump from my bed and look at myself in the mirror and try and make myself look decent.

“Uh h-hi (name)”

“Hi armin!, come in and take a sit by my desk or where ever I don’t really care”

Armin walks over and carefully places his notebook and books next to all your other stuff, you look at him and see him admire your room and the way it’s perfectly decorated.

“So! Let’s get started on helping you in math!”

I say trying to start a conversation and make things less akward, I take a seat next to armin and and get started on explaining on something that seemed to be troubling him on the subject. I look up and noticed his eyes already staring into my own, I blush and continue to stare like if I’m getting hypnotized by his beautiful ocean blue eyes…

“Your very beautiful (name)”

My eyes widen in shock ‘where’d he get all this confidence’ I think to myself.

We stare into our eyes for a bit when suddenly he leans in closer closing the gap between us, soon the kiss starts turning into a heated make out session and things quickly start to escalate.

“Take that shirt off armin”

Armin does as told and starts to undress , then looking up at you as if he’s asking ‘what next’.

“Eat this pussy arminnn” you say while bending over the desk where you guys have abandoned your guys notebooks.

“Yes ma’am”

Armin immediately gets flustered and I can see the buldge Im his pants getting bigger, he then gets up and kneels on the floor infront of your pussy.

“May I-may I pull these down”

Armin asks in a shaky voice.

“Mhm take them off Angel”

‘Can’t believe I’m giving this nerd pussy right now..’ you think in your head

And with that armin slowly pulled down your panties and took a good look at your pretty pussy just admiring and feeling lucky to get with the prettiest popular smart bimbo girl!

He then licks at your clit then starts taking bigger licks hesitantly.

“Mhm fuck armin- doing to well for me”

This gave armin the confidence to starts sucking and going at it on your pussy eating it like his last meal.

“Fuck- taste so good”

“Hah- fuck min,min”

You practically chant his name, seems like the only thing you can do is to just scream his name because hes eating you to the point where you can’t think straight. Soon you feel your climax coming through.

“Fuck! Min, cumming, cumming!”

And with that you came all over his face leaving you juices to go all over and making a mess on his face, he slurps up al your juices savoring the taste on his tongue.

“Hah- fuck your good at that”

You say and turn around and look down at armin and see that his pants have a wet spot.

Holy shit! Did armin really cum by just eating you out, damn that’s hot.

——————————————————————-time skip

Armin is now walking out of your dorm after that fun day you guys just had!

“Text me later Minnie”

“Of course darlings”

You shut the door and jumó on your bed happy with how your day went!

“Damn I love him”

(Anyways sorry if this is bad it’s my first time writing smut and only my second time writing to pls if there’s anything I can do to make this better let me know, thanks!)

[ask-the-kh-crew]

H-hey everyone... *sniff* it's SorAaa- AGH- ughh...it's meeee againnnn...

Sorry for not posting for some time, I've really wanted to, I promise, but some things got in the- the- *OUGH OUGH OUGH*

...

in the way...

So about 10 days ago I decided to actually start working on my Flare-spells again (mostly to get Donald off my back about it), but it's just way too quiet and lonely in Merlin's Forest! So I told Merlin I knew of another forest, (the one in the world of Rapunzel and Flynn!) and asked him if I could train there instead. He said yes, but only if I promised not to get distracted.

...

I can't help it, okay?! The festival is just way too much fun, and I'd never pass on the opportunity to dance with Rapunzel and the others again! The problem is that someone there infected me with something, because after that I've been sick and lying in my bed for the past week :c

I know some of you had questions for the others and I'm sorry you've had to wait for so long! I didn't want to bring my phone to anyone else in fear of making them sick too. And yeah, I could've just sent them my Tumblr password, but if Tron ever found out about that he'd never stop scolding me for it (he values cyber-security above ALL ELSE)!

Anyway, I've been doing a bit better for the last two days, so it seems like I can finally start going outside again soon (playing Classic Kingdom games in your room all day gets so boring after a while). Hope all of you are doing well! This is captain Sora, ou- ahh- AHH-

HAACHOO!

...Ehh, out.

[chirayen]

caught

warning: mature content

starring: kaiser x reader

you are enjoying drinking with your friends in a bar. Until, you feel dizzy and drunk so you head out in a bathroom."hnngg" you hear someone moaning, so as you get curious, you follow the sound where it come from. you look around until you saw someone who's his cheeks are red and is sweating until you look down and saw his hand holding his cock up and down. "ahhg shit" his eyes enlarges as he saw you "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" as you were running away from him, he immediately grab your wrist and pulls you closer to him "what are you doing?" you nervously ask. "my dick's craving for your pussy, miss ma'am" he closes the door and proceed to kiss your pinkish lips "s-stop!" as you cannot push him because of his strong grip in your waist and his other hand supporting your head as he deeply kiss you "agh unggh" as it feels like your both lips craving each other.

he then takes off your see through polo and unhook your bra revealing your big breast "you have a such nice body, yeah?" and licks your sensitive nipple "should I take off your short too? feels like you're already wet under there,hmm?" of course you can't do anything so you just let him. you're also enjoying what you two are doing, you're body feels so hot it feels like you want more.

he takes off your shorts and tries to touch your wet panty "so wet" he then inserts his one finger inside of you "ughh" as you were enjoying the sensation you feel, he then insert again his another finger "aww you're so attractive, miss ma'am" as he enjoys the scene. "p-put it i-in p-please!" you beg "your pussy's so impatient, huh?" he then takes off his boxer revealing his hard and big cock. he immediately put it inside of you "ughh ahh f-faster!" as he thrust his hips faster. you feel like your pussy's gonna break as his big cock can't fit inside of you. you are holding in the door as he fucks you behind "my name's Kaiser if you want to moan my name" yeah, you forgot that you are fucking to a stranger, but you can't undo what happened already, right? "uhhhg k-kaiser m-more please" he got turn on when you moan his name that's why he fucks you faster than before "hmm, yes moan my name, baby" as he thrust you faster.

kaiser is now sitting in the toilet, and you who is sitting in his lap and hugging each other after all of what you did. but, your pussy is still not satisfied so you tried to move a little "if you keep moving like that my dick will get hard and will fuck you again, 'ya know" kaiser said "then, fuck me" as you teased him "don't underestimate me, baby"

[knightofgreatrenown]

god nosk are so cool. i wish I was a terrifying shapeshifter that could maul anyone i liked. preferably i’d live alone but i’d love to be able to shapeshift and hunt like that

Agh! You all waste my time! This is a hopeless effort.

I can stress the brutality of their species until my voice is strained and hoarse, and it would bounce off your masks and dissipate uselessly into nothing!

You do not wish you were one of those creatures. Even if you believe you'd embrace the ferocity, you would soon finding yourself regretting that decision should that life be provided to you!

The nosks themselves didn't even--- Ughh. Presumably, the nosks themselves didn't even take pleasure in the atmosphere they created. Feral and mindless as they may have been, no creature particularly thrives in that environment!

And... aghhh, nevermind! Blast this drivel! I needn't waste my time berating who doesn't care to listen. Partake in your naïve fantasies as you wish. It's not as though they'd ever come to fruition anyhow.

...And bother someone else with it! I find this childishness to be tiresome and frustrating!