#ahh still ugly sobbing tho

[penisstormcomic]

episode 2 script: witherstorm x penisstorm forbidden fuckfest

[transcript] I banged ur mom bro I can’t wait 2 draw this. short, sweet, simple, straight to the point, definitely not made on franticfanfic.com

One day the ballestical penisstorm heard some ok anyway lets skip to the sex part!!!

the penisstorm starting moaning dramatically as the witherstorm slowly stroked its manhood (its entire body) with its tentacles

"do u like that babygril :333" says the witherstorm

"a-ah.. yes master" moans the penisstorm

then the witherstorm slowly started stroking faster

"a-aaahh go faster pweasee daddy.." says the penisstorm, moaning with excitement..

then the witherstorm finally stopped, edging the penisstorm

Witherstorm starts putting all of the tentaclehood inside penisstorm and penisstorm lets out a huge moan "AWOOOUGHUGHAAAWUGH harder withie" witherstorm then strokes the penisstorm's sensitive spots and the penisstorm starts whimpering and blushing while the witherstorm growls to penisstorm's face "oh yes touch my insides put your juicy manhood in me YESSS!!!!!!!" The penisstorm moaned

“Ngh…. Ngh… I cant take it anymore!!! I’m gonna CUM!!!!!!!!!!” the witherstorm screamed

“YES!!! SHOOT UR CREAMY SPERMSTORMS INSIDE OF ME NGH MFF~~~~” penisstorm got. absoluted filled to the brim with the glowing purple cum of the witherstorm

“that was so good kitten… AGH! JESSE?! Youre home early honey…” witherstorm chuckled.

“WHO… WHO IS THIS????” Jesse wailed

“YOUVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH A… PENIS??”

“I swear it’s not like that babe we’re just butt buddies”

“Butt buddies are u fucking serious” Jesse sobbed

“Ya he just comes over for a quick butt fuck nothing else I swear”

“NOTHING ELSE??? IS MY ASS NOT GOOD ENOUGH???” Jesse wailed

“Yes ur ass is so gay” witherstorm yelled

“YOURE GAY!!!”

“ITS FINE I LOVE PENISSTORM MORE!!!”

Penisstorm yelped

Jesse sighed and walked out of the the witherstorms room. It had been a good run.

later that day the ballestical penisstorm and the witherstorm were chillin, casually making out while obliterating everything in their sight because its funny.

"Man, i luv you so much penis you're my #1 babygirl fr :33" The witherstorm said while slapping an entire town to death

"Aww i love you 2 :33" the penisstorm said, giggling and blushing.

"Although I feel like i haven't been completely honest with you penis.. yknow how i said i was single with no kid??" thw witherstorm said after it was finally done slapping the small town to death.

the penisstorm glared at the witherstorm with curiosity in its glowing purple eyes

"I.. im married and i have a child.. its ugly as fuck tho" the witherstorm said, staring to the ground out of shame

"Oh.. well-" the penisstorm said, but was interrupted mid sentence by a man in the distance

"WITHERSTORM??! MY MEOW MEOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT THING!??" both of the storms turned out of shock to see a texas man with red suspenders in the distance (bro still hasnt learnt that the witherstorm likes the penisstorm more)

"A-AHH-, JESSE BBG I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT WORK.." The witherstorm yelped in shock

"THATS UR HUSBAND??" the penisstorm yelled

"YEA I AM AND ILL KICK YOUR ASS FOR MAKING OUT WITH MY BBG..." Jesse screamed

"Babe pls this isnt-" the witherstorm was interrupted

"Don't worry babe ill deal with this penis just stay back ok kitten???" Jesse said, approaching the penisstorm with his cummand hoe

"dont hurt my little sugar penis!!! I know you cheated on me with toy chica!!!" the witherstorm yelled throwing blocks towards jesse

"w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-w-ww-wwhat????? how did you know that??? please it was just a goof!!" jesse said tears filling his eyes

"toy chica thrusted 69 penises into you as a goof?!"

"well yea i mean who hasnt done that as a goof..?" jesse asked inquisitively

Jesse ran out and listened to clarity after spermstorm (the witherstorm and penisstorms kid) "YOU ARE THE PIECE OF ME I WISH I DIDNT EAT" penisstorm hovered to jesse and said "WAIT I'M SURE HE DIDNT MEAN THAT" jesse walked over to penisstorm and went jesse started singing "IF ALLL OUR LOVE WAS TRAGEDY WHY ARE YOU MY MELODY!! IF-" but was slapped by the penisstorm then spermstorm jumped out of nowhere and started shouting at jesse about that hes gay "I AM NOT GAY I JUST LIKE DONGS UP MY ASS IT FEELS GOOD AND ORGASMIC" jesse cried "ACTUALLY YOU ARE GAY ACCORDING TO MY STATISTICS" the spermstorm said but then jesse cries out "LEAVE ME ALONE!!! FOR ONCE!!!!" And then jesse runs away never to be seen from the penisstorm and the spermstorm, jesse lives in a little tent with a pet rock named poodle as jesse writes a note "Hello my name is jesse, i am away from everyone including penisstorm I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS! I now live in a little campsite with my pet rock poodle i often go fishing, this is my new life style cry about it" jesse sends out the note to everyone he knows.

Sad credits with jesse playing a sad song

OK THATS IT :3 I’m 2 tired to fix spacing, grammar & stuff I’m so eepy I stayed up until 3 posting these scripts (IT TOOK SO LONG 4 SOME REASON??) anyway bye guys

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Episodes 15 & 16 Goblin Review: The person left behind must go on living life

Ahh... the ending of Goblin has me feeling “bittersweet” as I have mixed emotions coming from my “reviewer side” and “fangirl side.” For this review, it’s a combination of both episodes 15 and 16. 

In episode 15, the main purpose was to reveal how Eun-Tak remembered Shin and Sunny’s resolution. Eun-Tak went to Canada to find her lost memories, while at the same time she regained her powers to see ghosts; this is mostly due to summoning Shin (I think her powers in a way “reset”). In Canada, Eun-Tak learned more about the mysteries of her past: she met the designer of her necklace, met Shin at the red door they entered together, and walked through the troll pathway of the Maple trees with Shin just as she did 9 years ago. Even though she doesn’t remember, she is drawn to him and slowly begans to fall for him regardless of knowing his true identity. Shin did not tell Eun-Tak the truth that he was Kim Shin and that they know each other because he didn’t want to force her to remember. Eun-Tak’s memories returned after holding a red Maple leaf in front of the fountain where they talked about an eternal sad love 9 years ago. This scene is important because 1) a fountain symbolizes truth and 2) it’s the scene that symbolizes Eun-Tak and Shin’s fated love... an eternal sad love that transcends time (aka. the moral of the story). Notice how the way Eun-Tak’s voice changed as emotions returned to her voice. She summoned him in front of the Christmas shop where they once visited 9 years ago... And Shin immediately embraced her while giving her a passionate kiss filled with longing and love. Notice the emphasis on Shin’s hands... how carefully, but tightly he cupped her face as if he would never leave her again. AND LIFE RETURNED TO ME AS I WAS ABLE TO WITNESS A SEXY KISS BETWEEN THEM... I lost it when Eun-Tak wrapped her legs around Shin... ugh... That kiss was perfect. T.T

This time, GR introduced himself with his real name, “Wang Yeo,” and Sunny pretending to not remember him, while she confirmed for herself that he still remembers her. We learn that Sunny’s memories were never erased because God adhered to her wish, “Water is self-service for even God, in my store. And the same goes for my life. I’ll do what I want with my own life, so I wish he’d just get lost.” With this, God decided to stay out of Sunny’s life even if it meant Sunny suffering in loneliness with her memories while everyone else forgot, “Erasing memories is God’s way of being gracious to people, don’t you think?” Sunny continued to live a successful and independent life until the people from her past appeared before her again... reminding her of the pain of being the only one who remembers. But Sunny’s character has grown to show that she catches onto situations quickly: she adapted to Eun-Tak’s lost memories even if it was painful that she did not remember their past relationship, she couldn’t believe to see her brother appear before her in his Goryeo clothing, and she met her lover once again after leaving him. What’s interesting is how Sunny retained her memories while Eun-Tak lost them... however they both were still equally in pain and suffered as they were separated from the person they loved, but they both remained strong and made someone out of themselves (Sunny’s restaurant was a success and she owned the building, while Eun-Tak achieved her dream job and became successful). After seeing GR, Sunny decided with the resolution to move out of her building, wished Eun-Tak happiness, and even hid her memories from her brother after seeing him happy because she was moving on from her memories. 

The rest of episode showed us the happy reunion of Shin and Eun-Tak, as well as, the reunion of the trio: DH, GR, and Shin. Eun-Tak still couldn’t believe that Shin was in front of him and kept stroking his chin to confirm that he was real, while Shin assured her that it wasn’t a dream. However, the happiness felt too dream-like and we saw how Eun-Tak was still scarred from losing Shin when she woke up and summoned him to make sure that he was really back. This made Shin realize that even though her memories returned, Eun-Tak was still traumatized from losing him; that’s why Shin was the one initiating all the affection towards Eun-Tak. In episode 16, we were hit with a truckload of emotions (pun intended). Eun-Tak was able to reconcile with her ghost friends as well as the issue between her and her aunt; even when her aunt was terrible to her after death, Eun-Tak still thanked her aunt for raising her. GR was able to resolve his past with the maidservant and apologized to her for putting her in a difficult situation 900 years ago by committing suicide. GR and Sunny finally and properly said goodbye to each other while accepting that they could not be happy in this lifetime. Deok-Hwa was slowly growing up and maturing into an adult who will one day take over the company. And Shin and Eun-Tak got married (UGH THEY ARE JUST SO PRECIOUS... AT LEAST WE GOT A WEDDING T.T). However, their happiness was cut short (as well as my soul was crushed) as Eun-Tak sacrificed herself to save the children on the bus. This time Shin was the one who had to watch his loved one leave him behind, but Eun-Tak promised him that she would return and for him to wait for her, while to live his life well and not cause inconveniences to people because of her. (Guys... who else was ugly sobbing? I can’t stop crying from the moment Eun-Tak sacrificed herself until Shin’s sad and deep crying when he fell to the floor). 

Notice how the seasons went by naturally as Shin kept his promise to Eun-Tak to not cause unnatural weather, while wearing her scarf and reminiscing about her. 30 years later, Sunny’s death was GR’s last assignment as the two have a touching reunion, which this time GR leading Sunny the way... not Sunny leading him. Even though Shin was left behind, Shin continued to live well and spread miracles in peoples’ lives (read here for theory on Mr. Kim) until he finally crossed paths with the reincarnated GR and Sunny. We see that in this lifetime, they are finally happily together without anything blocking them (and I kinda think they might remember their past lives too with all the references they made). Notice how GR grabbed & handcuffed Sunny’s right arm and then he was the one who initiated the handshake when it was Sunny who did it previously. And lastly, our lonely goblin was finally shining when he reunited with a reincarnated Eun-Tak. If you didn’t notice, Shin was wearing the watch she had bought for him for their wedding; when a woman gives a man a watch, this symbolizes that 1) they are each other’s time and 2) he will wait for her just as she will wait for him. This time, it was Eun-Tak coming to him and granting his wish (the dandelion symbolizes fulfillment of wishes): her returning to his side. 

So what do I think about this ending? I think this ending was perfect for the series as it symbolizes the title of the drama: The Lonely Shining Goblin. (Though my fangirl side... I’m not satisfied lmao... I want more tbh xD). Everyone had a different story and problem, but it was up to each character to find the answer to their fate. To become a good CEO, DH was growing up from only seeing himself to thinking of others, asking questions, and maturing from a child to an adult. CEO Kim fulfilled his duties to Grandpa and lived a good life. GR and Sunny accepted their punishment, but determined their own happiness in their next life by having a new beginning and by GR being more straight-forwards in their relationship. And Shin and Eun-Tak overcame the boundaries of life and death, their love will transcend time as they continue to find each other (this is because she is human and he is an immortal - therefore their ending will always be sad because they can’t be together forever). Eun-Tak sacrificing herself was the ultimate expression of a pure and selfless love and that’s why her death was not predetermined (a human’s sacrifice is the only thing God can’t predetermine) - she did not hesitate to save others before herself.. just as Shin when he pulled the sword out to kill Park Joong Won. Therefore, that’s why I believe their love was able to defy time because their love is selfless. Their selfless love was the answer to their tragic fate... even though they could not be happy together in this lifetime... they were only selfish once they died as they asked God to let them be together longer next time. And that’s why I think Eun-Tak did not forget Shin because 1) she didn’t drink the tea and 2) God granted her wish to return to Shin just as God granted Shin’s wish to return to Eun-Tak’s side. Their reunion was pure and innocent despite their longing for each other... just as how they first met... because the foundation of their love is a “first love” and “selfless love.” (even though my fangirl side wanted a kiss lmao) I also think there’s a special reason why they reunited at Canada. Canada is known as a land of acceptance and openness... so Shin and Eun-Tak reuniting in Canada represents how they accept and love each other for who they are no matter the time they will meet or the age they will be. She will be his first and last bride. 

But not only does the application of selfless love apply to Shin and Eun-Tak, it also applies to everyone in this drama... GR and Sunny, DH, Samshin, God, and all the souls who were guided by GR. After thinking for awhile, I was trying to understand why they continued to show two more scenes of GR guiding souls to the afterlife... the first one being the reunion of the soldier and his widowed wife (first of all, I fuckin cried... it was so damn touching). Even though he promised his wife he would return, he didn’t because he sacrificed himself during the war while she lived her life till old age instead of committing suicide; because their love was selfless... they were able to meet again. The second one was of the selfish CEO and how he only cared for himself... but he didn’t realize that his selfishness would be the only thing that would follow him into the afterlife as his punishment - not his watch, his money, and his title. So to my next point on selfless love, becoming a grim reaper is a punishment on people who committed suicide. In a way this is a form of selfishness because you ended your own life for yourself and as punishment, you live a nameless life as a grim reaper to make you desire to live again and appreciate life because life is fleeting... just as Eun-Tak said to GR, “you live today as if it will be your last.”

The ending for Goblin is in a sense perfect despite the imperfections that we may find with it because we love this drama so much. In an ideal world, we want a happy and perfect ending, however, in the world of Goblin… it’s cruel that Shin will have to wait for Eun-Tak when she passes away again… and the cruel cycle continues, but that’s the choice they’ve chosen – a sad love to their tragic fate. I think the author has let it up to us to decide how Eun-Tak and Shin’s fate will play with the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th lives that Eun-Tak has remaining because she has laid the foundation of how their first life together happened - like Eun-Tak said, “Humans have four lives: a life of planting seeds, a life of watering the seeds, a life of harvesting and a life of cherishing the harvests.”

And you know, after thinking it throughly… perhaps that was the whole point of the drama.. to plant the seeds for the love story between Eun-Tak and Shin; not all beginnings end happily but what matters the most is how you continue to thrive after you’ve started. Therefore, I do think that it would be possible for Shin to become human during her 4th life so that they can properly cherish each other. For example, Sunny’s life. Sunny had planted the seeds of her love with Wang Yeo during Goryeo, but ended her life early to protect him. Her second life she watered the seeds by surviving on her own with no attachment to her first life. Her third life, she finally was able to harvest after reuniting with her brother and lover with her memories of her first life, but she was finally able to cherish the harvest in her fourth life by having her happy ending with GR/Wang Yeo with a clean slate.

So moral of Goblin: There are many types of love... there is selfish love and selfless love.. though a selfless love is a sad love... it is the only type of love that can last 1,000 or 10,000 years. If you genuinely love someone, you will continue to live a good life till its’ fullest even after that person’s death... And perhaps a miracle might just happen as a god may be listening nearby to grant your wish. 

Thank you Goblin... despite the harsh reality of the world and our fates... thank you for reminding us that we are the makers of our lives... and that’s what makes life beautiful. 

On the other hand... this is really me right now after writing this review as logical as possible:

Other Reviews:

Episode 1-4 Review: Our Homegirl Eun-tak

Episode 5 Review: 10 years into the future, You’re still beautiful and bright as ever, but I’m not the one beside you

Episode 3-6 Review: I can’t help but stare at your smile (Grim Reaper x Sunny Relationship Review)

Episode 6 Review: If you had really been a bad person, he only would’ve created a Goblin, and not the Goblin’s Bride

Episode 7-8 Review: It couldn’t be helped that this was the beginning of this tragic love story (Grim Reaper x Sunny Relationship Review)

Episode 7 Review: Is the thing that I’m trying to steal one more glimpse of… my own immortal life? Or, is it your face?

Episode 8 Review: I beseech the heavens and ask that, on a certain day, after 100 years, on an adequate day… I can finally tell her she was my first love

Episode 9-10 Review: I was thinking about whether or not I should hold your hand one more time (Grim Reaper x Sunny)

Episode 9 Review: I’d like it if I could use that as an excuse to continue on living on… together, with you

Episode 10 Review: Your magic doesn’t work on me.. you can never escape me

Episode 11 Review: So you did come and go for a moment in my life

Episode 12 Review: An absolute fate that is beyond human beings’ eternities

Episode 13 Review: My Life must have been a reward because I met you

Episode 14 Review: Please, someone save me from this curse

Deok Hwa and Grandpa Theory Review: From this moment on, this child will serve you, your Lordship

Important Anon Question regarding Pedophilia

[ayowuzap]

Aye @zocsakun you asked for this. 

A “what if” story cuz I want this to happen but it probably won’t aha *insert ugly sobbing* and tis my first time(or second time if you count my low effort SH tribute baha) doing a full blown talking talking words with narration and stuff so uhh sorry for the mistakes and the messiness :P (im a lil excited tho uhu)

TW!: Inaccurate depictions of PTSD, abuse, trauma, military work(although SOTTE helped a lot though) and medical emergency and slight gore ig.

ah yes and more angst of course why not hurai for my already dry eyes whoo

Title: Nightmares and *(Un)Intentional Denial (*fear)

Setting: Cale’s group is now well acquainted with LSH (they are still suspish of him or sumthin I dunno im still at chap 767 though I have seen some spoilers) and they are all currently in the garden Cale and the kids made, outside the Black Castle in the Forest of Darkness, where they are resting and stuff because/from the aftermath of the all-out war with the white shit and the sore loser god.

--Cue the children playing in the background while Beacrox tells them to be careful, Choi Han playing with them, Bud and Cage drinking vibing in with the others, Alberu on a “vacation”, Gashan training some other wolf kids, Hannah and Mary just chatting, Jack and Glenn just being there, etc--

LSH sitting beside Cale, who’s is in a rocking chair, watching the children play around: So R- Cale, how have you all been the past few years…?

--Ron, who just gave Cale lemonade, and the others with heightened senses unconsciously listened while still doing their thing.--

Cale, confused: …? Well besides from the war, everything’s been fine. Why do you ask?

LSH staring at Cale intensely with a blank expression, chin resting on his hand, slightly fidgeting: Hm…

Cale: W-what is it?

LSH: Hey Cale.

Cale, slightly annoyed: Haa, stop beating around the bush, what is it already?

LSH: Do you still get nightmares?

*”Still”? What does he mean by “still”? Nightmares? When? Was he getting them the whole time they were around and when they were not around? What?

--Although Ron, Beacrox and some other people who know of his “past”, had different ideas from the rest as they remembered Jour Thames, Cale’s biological mother, and that rang alarm bell in their heads.--

Cale: …

*No wait, why isn’t he answering-

Ron: Young mas-

Eruhaben: Hey ki-

--As Ron and Eruhaben was about to call out to him in both panic and concern, Cale’s facial expression stiffened and his eyes had become weird. Cold, distant, alien-like, reminding them, and the rest who were with them in eastern continent, of what happened in the Directory.--

‘Agh! Monsters! Run away!’

‘Hurry! The child is bleeding a lot, please! The car is still burning with the child still inside!’

‘Stupid, useless kid! If it weren’t for you, my sister and my brother-in-law would have survived!’

‘Rok Soo, get out of the car-!’

‘Mom…! Help me… I can’t feel my arm… it hurts…’

‘Rok Soo honey, listen to oppa and omma and get out-!’ ‘Mom, wha- AGH!”

‘AHH! Help! M-my arm, my arm! Please help…- Monsters ar- AAHHH‘

‘Hyung… noona… where are you…? Help me… Mom help me…- AHH! Monsters!’

‘Don’t come near me you piece of-!’

‘Survivors! There still survivors there!’ ‘Cease fire! Cease fire!’

‘M-my child! Where is she?! Please help her!’

‘Healers! We need healers!’

‘No food for you, useless moron! If it weren’t for you... If it weren’t for you!’

‘Monsters had suddenly appeared in our peaceful Korea-‘

‘AAHHH Seonbae help me! Seongsangnim! The mons- AAHHHH’

‘Backup! We need backup!’

‘M-mom… wake up… dad… the ambulance is here… wake up pleas- *COUGH* Ugh... dad it hurts… my leg is…-‘

‘Team leader-nim! Hurry and get away!‘

‘You dare touch that you brat?! Don’t touch the god damn money you filthy moron!’

‘Hey, hey kid! Stay awake okay?! Everything will be fine! The pain will go away soon okay? Kid you can’t fall asleep now or this hyung will be sad! Stay awake for me, buddy we’ll be there soon okay? Do you know where your relatives are?’ ‘U-uncle and auntie- *COUGH* ughh… it burns… mom… dad… where-‘

‘Buildings at nine o’clock, three and seven are collapsing! Monsters are appearing! Approaching at 20km per minute!’

‘Sir Kim Rok Soo! Orders!’

‘Ugh... hey, you! Give me more beer! At least you’ll be useful that way! Stupid useless apathetic moron!’

‘Squadrons 26, 32, 41 and 58! Fire!’ ‘3, 6, 12 and 14! Support!’ ‘All squadrons advance!’

‘So emotionless...’ ‘Right? Even though Soo Hyuk saved his life...’ ‘So ungrateful...’

‘Third Grade and First Grade taste testers are approaching!’

‘Reporting in twenty two casualties and fifty three severely injured!’ ‘Sir! W-we don’t have enough healers or b-bandages…!’

‘ROK SOO GET DOWN!’

‘ROK SOO-‘

LSH: Cale!

Cale: Ah…

--Cale seemed to have snapped out of it as he breathed heavily, sweating, pupils dilating and shaking.--

*Unconscious use of an abilty…?

LSH looking at him worriedly but still wanting answers to see if he’ll answer properly this time: …So?

Cale: ..

--In the past, Kim Rok Soo, Cale, always had an onslaught of never ending nightmares. Nightmares those being his memories. Unforgettable ones. Records. And whenever they ask of him what’s wrong or what it is about, he always…--

Cale: I...

--Always say…--

Cale: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

*…!

--Cale was looking at Lee Soo Hyuk with a blank expression, shaky eyes, and  flat sounding monotonous voice while tilting his head to the side. His head is tilted so much it looked like it was about to rip off and fall. He did not look human.--

LSH: …I see.

--Lee Soo Hyuk looked away.--

LSH: Understood.

--Lee Soo Hyuk did not seem fazed at all, as if he was expecting this. Although he did expect that, he couldn’t help but bite his lips and frown deeply in sorrow.--

*…Why does he look like he’s used to this?/Looks like that Lee Soo Hyuk guy is used to this.

*Why though?

[jinships-ideas]

BTS Run 49 & 50 - The Jin Harem

This potato is back! 

To make up for the lost week here’s an EXTRA long post that covers ep49 & 50!

Let’s Get it!

The incessant need for these 2 to be glued to each other’s side is a blessing to us all

Did they really have to lean into each other as they sat?

Yes, yes they did

Hobi sneakily touching Jin’s hand 

You thought you were subtle but the camera still caught it~

2Seok lost in their own world

More like Hobi being lost in the food and Jin being lost in the pretty sight~

Ft. Cutie Jin’s sitting pose where his hands are on his knees which are together while his legs are apart~

Jin uwu-ing while admiring Hobi’s happy face

Hobi uwu-ing back at Jin 

2Seok brings happiness

Despite sitting all the way at the opposite end, Chim somehow managed to engage Jin into the conversation

Chim even seemed to be gesturing towards Jin and set his sight on Jinnie~

Jinmin: The space between us doesn’t matter if we are still connected at heart

I laughed a little too hard at this

Jk being a brat and Jin letting him

Why are jinkook so precious?

Take note that there are plenty of food around but JK HAD to have the one Jin took a bite out of

HMMM I WONDER WHY

JK: Why eat when there’s a better use for those lips?

PROTECT THESE  PUPPIES

Tae went to pass JK a glass and Jinnie thought Tae wanted to toast and brought his own glass towards Tae

But as Tae hands the glass to JK, Jin just toasts against Tae’s hand

XD HAHHAHAHA THIS MAN IS GREAT

During the actual toast, Jin’s glass only connects with Joonie’s

Sidenote: Their colored bowties make them look like comedians

Awww JK looking up to Jin

LITERALLY 

NOTICE HIM ALREADY YOU FOOL!

the glass Jin is holding is actually JK’s! 

He wanted to try the drink and when he was done, he put it back on the table between Yoongs and JK

But Jk shifted it back to the spot between Jin and himself

Perhaps he put it there so Jin could reach it easier if he wanted another taste?

Bangtan: The Manito Episode! JK: The Episode where Jin gave snacks as his gift!

The same episode but the associated memory is different...

Jk has a proper glass but his extra ass HAD to use the ceramic one he has...

This boy is a child

PROTECT HIM

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

THERE’S ANOTHER CHILD BESIDE HIM!

I’m wondering if JK poured it to be a brat or for the sake of Jin...

Either way, it’s soft

It’s hard to tell who Jin was talking to as he mistakenly thought the ranking was talking about BV1...

Either way, it’s a Jinship moment

Hobi patting the slightly embarrassed Jin’s back 

XD HAHAHA THIS FOOL GOT CONFUSED 

Chim agreeing with Jinnie and pointing at him across the room

Distance is not enough to put a damper on Jinmin’s tenacity 

YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THAT IF IT WEREN’T FOR THEIR SITTING ARRANGEMENT, JINMIN WOULD HAVE HUGGED TF OUT OF EACH OTHER HERE

Jin being fond at the sight of a fumbling Yoongs

Bangtan reacting to Jin’s comedy

Jin loves Bangtan, Bangtan loves Jin

BTS is the ultimate jinship itself

SLY HOBI PUTTING HIS HAND ON THE WORLDWIDE SHOULDER

2Seok checking in with that skinship

They really zoom out to give us a full reaction bangtan gives when it’s Jin’s moment huh?

Ft. touchy Hobi back at it with his touchy hand~

Hobi’s hand is STILL on Jin’s shoulder

Jin hitting JK out of amusement

Touchy Jin, Touchy Hobi

AHh life is great

Jin was the only one who was super amused by Joon’s “ottogi”

I bet that isn’t the only amusing thing Jin finds about Joonie~

Ahhhh onions~

The namjin vege~

2SEOK BE GOING STRONG!!!

Touchy HOBI, BLESS YOU

Joonie quietly praising Jin’s absurd skill at the card game~

Jinnie being very amused by Tae and JK’s hilarious conversation mid-game

Jk looks proud~

Jin was VERY amused at Tae’s misfortune with the pottery

Jin you evil man, beware of a certain pup with iconic eyebrows that will be after your ass!

Hobi got the BEST position ever

Bless his hand that touched Jin

Bless his entire existence for gracing us with 2Seok and his amazing presence

Namjin imitating Yoonjin’s photo-zone fail 

Staff: Who here ships Namjin? Namjin: *raises their hand* Vmin: Let’s just stuff our faces to forget the betrayal Yoongs: Hmph. Unbelievable Jk: BIIITCH WHAT? Hobi: Excuse you? What about 2Seok bitch? Jin: I ship all Jinships like an intellectual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

???

It at least nice to see Jin can command Hobi and JK’s attention with just 1 finger

Touchy Hobi is just FEEDING us with all the 2seok now 

Touchy Jin STRIKES AGAIN!

He hits Jk and JK doesn’t even respond

JK must be so used to this shit now XD

He even hits and rubs JK’s back when Tae was talking about the water park T^T 

Bless Jin and his touchy hands

The understanding gazes between Namjin 

Jin accurately guesses Joon’s distaste for Bungee Jumping with just 1 look~

What a dumb thing to expose

Don’t you know the production team will use that against you now?

The more you say you hate it, the more likely it is for them to use that as a future punishment...

Bangtan exposing themselves = Boo boo the fools

Ft. Jk paying attention to Jin and ONLY JIN

*inserts doo doo doo doo BGM*

STOP BEING SO DARN CUTE YOU TWO

First, they act all kiddish and then they suddenly pull this romantic ass crap

our weak hearts can’t keep up T^T

MORE PLEASE

HE CLOSED HIS EYES

TO SAVOUR THE SENSATION

FCCCCCK

JINKOOK BE AFTER OUR HEARTS

Did I say bangtan were boo boo the fools? 

I was wrong

It’s us

Always has been, always will be

Jinnie grumbles about how his snack gift was thrown away by Hobi and Hobi protests XD

Awww I found it touching how Jin seemed GENUINELY TOUCHED by JK’s active nomming of his snacks 

T^T his pouty lips and the head nods

T^T PROTECT THIS PURE MAN WHO JUST WANTS PEOPLE TO APPRECIATE HIS GAG GIFT

Hobi: Bitch really? In front of my salad?

(That’s right, it’s been a while but the salad meme is BACK)

Tae: Welp... I found a new target for Yeontan’s teeth Chim: *snickers* He thinks he can just touch MY man? *scoffs* be prepared to face my kicks Joon: I’m about to throw my fists Yoongs: Let’s see what this paper says! Oh it’s a certain Hoseok’s fortune! It says he is about to eat some punches thrown by yours truly! Jk: Bitch. How you dare, How you dare, How you dare!

This shows tht Jinkook was sharing their glass the whole time 

and I bet a whole lot of indirect chuus happened...

Tae & Chim: *UNAMUSED ABOUT THE INDIRECT CHUUs* Joon: Really bitch?  Yoongs: Can you believe those 2 shits? Hobi: Tell me about it. I’m the one sharing their love seat here...

Hobi flirting with Jin mid-award ceremony

WHO WILL BE THE WINNERS (to Jin’s heart)?

STAY TUNED

Lmao no, just read on XD for part 2 of this EXTRA long post~

Let’s begin the promised Part 2 of this post~

Let’s Get It!

Jinnie anticipates Joon’s nomination for the ‘Cute’ award...

So... You think he is cute enough for an award huh?

You’re not wrong...

But... you are also not being subtle

His amusement and Joy at seeing Joonie being nominated for ‘Best Physical’ Award

Jin: That’s right, that man’s body is A++

He could have also been teasing Joonie

Either ways, Namjin is great

Jinkook looking like identical copies

Ft. Broadass Jin making Jk look tiny in comparison

Jin cheering wholeheartedly for happy JK when he was announced as the ‘Best Physical’ Award winner!

Touchy!Jin strikes again!

We’ve missed you handsy Jin :’)

HAND ON THIGH!!!

*Screams*

HE GOES FOR THE WAIST AND BACK AFTER THE THIGH!!!

Hobi responds by reaching for Jin’s Worldwide Shoulder!

I feel like a sports commentator

Extreme! Shipping, it’s a sport

:’)))

Jin reaches for Hobi’s hand amidst their laughter 

Sadly they were too excited to fully hold hands

Jin doesn’t give up and finally gets to hold Hobi’s wrist properly

I love 2seok

2Seok loves love

Love loves 2Seok

Jinkook + 2Seok

BLESS THIS FRAME

BLESS THIS SEATING ARRANGEMENT

BLESS JIN’s GENES

Jk: He’s mine~ Hobi: Excuse you! He’s MINE Jin: *sigh* it’s tough to be fabulous

Hobi, JK and Joon expressing their delight for MC Jin’s nomination!

MC JIN WAS FANTASTIC

HE DID SO GOOD!!

Hobi getting Handsy like always~

Hobi’s hand is on Jin’s thigh

I REPEAT HOBI’S HAND IS ON JIN’S THIGH

Jin is wrapping his hand around Hobi’s arm that is touching his thigh

PRAISE 2SEOK

It looked like they were gonna interlock their fingers!

If only they weren’t moving so much!

Jin doesn’t even let Hobi’s hand go...

:’)))

2Seok be doing the MOST

The softness in the way Jin looks at Hobi with his hands grabbing onto his knee

THE SOFTNESS THAT IS JIN ADMIRING HOBI TALKING

T^T

*ugly sobbing*

Jin looked towards Hobi upon hearing his name being called as the winner for the ‘MC’ Award!!

2Seok STOPPPP

MY HEART :”)

Jin actually turned to look at Yoongi immediately after Hobi hugs him

He probably thought Yoongi should have won the ‘MC’ award!

BUT YOONJIN IS SO URGHHH

Yoongi the gentleman APPROACHING JIN TO HUG HIM

YOONJIN :’))))

Jinnie escorting Yoongi, the RIGHT ‘MC’ Award winner to get his award

Joonie sneaking in some skinship with Jin with his back patting of consolment

PARK JIMIN YOU CRUEL MAN 

CUTE MY ASS (kidding you’re still cute but you’re the evil cutie)

It was sooooo bratty to play that trick on Jinnie!

Poor Jinnie was so happy when he thought he won...

:(((

Chim better have hugged Jin to make up for it

Chim you are boo boo the fool

IF you wanted Jin’s attention, maybe don’t be so cruel and mean to him?

2Seok are just being too much right now...

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!!

Tae: That ass tho.... *licks lips* Joon: That muscle punk is blocking my view of the JinBooty! Jk: Awww YEAHHHH A+ view 2Seok: *can I have this dance plays in the background*

Jk and Hobi calling out Jimin for being mean

CALL THAT PUNK OUT

ISTG JIMIN BETTER HAVE BACKHUGGED THE SADNESS OUT OF JIN AFTER THE BS HE PULLED

I DEMAND A JINMIN BACKHUG AS COMPENSATION FOR MAKING JINNIE SAD

Jk the sweet child using the chance to sneak his hand towards his favourite place: Jin’s neck

Jk’s neck kink is once again proven

STOP FLIRTING FFS 

(please don’t)

Flower!Jin~

2Seok reaching for each other when Hobi was nominated for the ‘Acting’ Award!

THey are so adorable with each other 

(Low key confused why Jin wasn’t nominated too... Guess the crew for Bts Run has bad tastes and only thinks of reducing Jin’s efforts and talents and give him a totally predictable and no-thought-put-into-whatsoever cooking award)

‘Cooking’ Award - we all know the rightful winner

Bangtan knows it too

But couldn’t the crew have put more effort into a different award?

Even Jin was disappointed with it

(¬_¬)

The members all tried hard to hype it up by praising him and saying its an important award

But BTS Run staff... Really? Seriously? All that effort and creativity but you give Jin the ‘Cooking’ Award?  (¬_¬)

Maybe try stopping with this ‘reducing Jin as only a cook/carer’ thing you guys have been doing and see his Variety sense and recognise it for once

(¬_¬)

Awww Chim must have felt bad for being insensitive to Jin the whole time 

:’)))

You could tell he felt guilty XD

Just give him a hug and all will be good Chim!

Jinnie staying positive (we know he always does :’( ) and cheering Hobi on and hyping him for the same nomination~

How many times have 2Seok hugged? XD

Yoongi reaching to shake Jinnie’s hand like the gentleman he is~

Jinkook hug~ 

Ft. Hobi’s lingering hand on Jin~

2Seok will be the death of us this episode

Flower!Jin receiving flowers from another handsome man, Tae

:’)))

The bright way Hobi looks at Jin

SUPPORTIVE 2SEOK!!!

Tae and Chim knows what’s good looking too

Jin: *announcing his choice out of the 3 bachelors* JIMIN-SSHI! Tae: *looks into the camera like in The Office* So THIS is what betrayal feels like... Chim: ME?!! *GASP* Joon: DAFUQ? I WAS A SHOO-IN!

Tae: *still in his Top 10 anime betrayal mode* Chim: THIS BITCH PLAYED ME AND I GLADLY LET HIM Joon: Imma just turn away from the losers

Jin HAD to be petty and get his revenge on Chim huh?

Well, petty man, NO Chim HUGS for you :<

Namjin + Flowers = Good combi

2Seok just keeps going

just keeeeeeeep on going

Really 2Seok is too much

Our weak hearts are suffering from the QUALITY MOMENTS

THANK YOU

aaand they are back to being goofballs that we love and know them for

Jinnie sneaking a glance at Joonie at their nomination for ‘Best Chemistry’ Award

(Low key though, Joon’s face and Jin’s face froze for a little...)

Tae seems to be enjoying the Namjin though

2Seok, stop giving us diabetes with your sweetness and touchiness XD

WHen the staff was reading out why they gave all 3 combis the award, Joonie was just looking at his fellow nominee

Jin, however, was busy making his harem and was flirting with Chim across the room

These 2 XD Distance really doesn’t mean a thing for them~

Hobi nudges Jin to try to get his attention away from Chim~

...

Tell me it wasn’t just me that found it off

...

...

?

Chim’s slight smile as he makes eye contact with Jin

Joonie’s odd expression and tone...

I’m sensing something...

Jinnie being a kid

But... why was Joon looking at him like that?

*Theory brewing...stay tuned to find out*

Tae being adorable and matching with Jin’s kiddy actions~

Jk snickering in the corner...

Does he know something we don’t???

Jin requests Joon to hold his hand...

But Joonie pulls his hand away so quickly!

...

JK: Kids, this is why you don’t jerk off right before you have to film Hobi: STFU you are the only kid here Jimin: HAHA Hyung got caught doing the nasty Yoongs: Gross... Tae: Stop pretending to be saints y’all bunch of nasties Jin: I’m taking that you are not accepting my request to hold hands because you didn’t wash your hands... That’s disgusting Joon... Joon: BITch stop accusing me. I JUST DON’T WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND OK?! Bangtan: Who would want to hold hands with the person who caught them rubbing one out while calling their name? Not Joon. Joon: STFU Y’ALL ARE LYING

In case you guys didn’t realize, I am just joking

But yea There was some tension there but my nasty mind goes to someone being caught jerking off by someone else and thus awkwardness ensues~

Feel free to use this to write a fic!

Matching shocked!Namjin

HAHHAHHAHAH

THeir reactions were HILARIOUS

HOBIIII HHAHAHAHAHH

FCCCCKKK

*Save me Save me*

Joon: *wants to fight the confetti pt.1* Chim+Tae: * Enjoying the pretty streamers* Yoongs: *Having a mild heart attack* Jk: *enjoying himself* Jin: *caught in the middle of an earthquake* Hobi: *wants to fight the confetti pt.2*

Yea sure Hobi, wrap Jinnie up and tie him up

Not inappropriate at all

Hobi’s got his hands firmly wrapped around Jin’s waist

Yoongi has his arm around Jin’s Worldwide shoulder and Jin holds on tight to Tae’s arm~

Tae: Another member who is trying to wrap Jin up and tie him up

Inappropriate no.2

Hobi+Chim+Joon: *glaring at Tae’s audacity*

Well, aren’t you a little close, Sir?

Yoongs softly smiling at how Tae is wrapping jin with the streamer~

Jinkook is that touchy couple that will insist they DO NOT engage in PDA put pulls stunts like this

Jk isn’t even trying to hide his neck kink with Jin anymore

Fetus!Bangtan!!!

2Seok was already strong back then huh?

The way he looks at Jin...

WHO IS CHOPPING ONIONS HUH?!

2Seok is the main pairing for this episode 

HANDS DOWN THE TOUCHIEST AND SWEETEST PAIR THIS EPISODE

Edit:

TOUCHY JIN GROPES JK’s BUTT

Can’t believe I was distracted by all the 2Seok that I missed this

Thank you to the kind user who pointed this out in the comments section!!

-Edit end-

Jinkook + Shoulder + Neck + Shiba Jin + Headband Jin

*dead*

CHILDREN

FFS XD

Jin’s uwu though

:’)))

Jinmin are happy bubs that are glad to be on the same team~

Bunny!Jinmin~

Ft. Jin nudging Chim in the arm with his fingers~

THE FLUFFINESS AND CUTENESS

GAHH

If only they put the mike fuzz on  their butt to make it look ike a fuzzy bunny tail...

Top 10 Anime betrayals

When Jin lied about being unable to blow a bubble with gum

Joonie look so upset XD

HUG HIM TO CHEER HIM UP JIN!

Bunny!Jinmin abandons their animal friends and goes off to enjoy their time at the amusement park~

PHEW THAT WAS A LONGASS POST

Hope you guys enjoyed it!

Until Next Time~

[icannotbewhoiwish]

ok. am bored top no skip albums or whatevcer

1. the baby by samia

AHHHHH literally been out 2 days and i know it all off by heart <3 i havent been through anything she’s talkinh abt but it feels like i have and thats talent baby!! ummm it feels like swimming in someone else’s pool at night when ur not quite sure if ur friends or something more and u miss being a kid even tho it was the worst time of ur life. the talent jumped out!

2. punisher by phoebe bridgers

u kno. every1 knows. lying on the grass at the park down the road w ur friends. wishing u were more of a rebellious teenager and trying to find a way to live that feels like a movie. wanting 2 kiss ur friends but not knowing if it means u like like them or not. surburbia dreaming under pink skies wahoo

3. transangelic exodus by ezra furman

umm. literally what can i say but if u need to cry. u should listen to this and imagine running away after dramatically ending all ur bad / toxic relationships w ppl from highschool. literally feels like teeth coated in a bloody film, split knuckles and the smell of a fuel stations on the side of the road. g-d i literally don’t know a better lyricist than ms. furman ahh!!

4. amir by tamino

literally just songs 2 stargaze to. dark night, friends lying out in ur backyard. some1 down the road is cooking n u can smell all the spices. there’s laughter from over the fence and u feel like ur immortal and distant from every aspect of human life. a voyeur studying humanity who got a little too involved... it’s all abt the web weaving n obsession w myths

honorable mentions: EP edition

1. freckle season by orla gartland

literally Cannot listen to this w/o crying... thinking that one person holds the key to ur happiness and realising ur wrong . but ur memories of them are so strong that even tho logically u know its not a good relationship, u still find urself thinking abt them . whether they would’ve come out to breakfast w u.. whether they wouldve been the one person to laugh at ur joke.. wondering if u gave them the chance they would forgive u... learning they’ve moved on better than u even tho ur the one who ended it

2. ode to artifice by samia

o miss samia we are in it now!! YES i put her album on here , but they r so different !! this ep feels like when there is anger boiling away all day but u have to be put together n kind when all u want to do is scream n cry . getting home after a long day n sobbing in a mirror .. ugly scrawling in a beaten up diary telling how u  hate it all. rinse n repeat 2morrow <3

[swearronchanel]

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER 6.07

AHHH OMG, I was out all day & Actually MISSED the NEW episode like wtfff?!!? it was TOrture!! & I literally had to delete twitter and Tumblr off my phone because the devil himself would’ve tempted me lmfao😭 I love spoilers but not when everyone has seen the episode but me! it’s okay though I had some rum chata to distract me lol, which is just rum and horchata which is the Hispanic version of Horlicks so, At least I was in the CtM Spirit 🙃

Anyway I’m finally getting to watch it so here we go ..

shit I’m so nervous and I haven’t pressed play

why is my heart beating so fast omg

i usually skip the intro but I’m legit not ready

PHYLLIS !! 💕

damn Vanessa already hinting at what’s to come

Baby Susan so precious omg!!

No lie one of the prettiest babies I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen lots of ugly babies and lots of cute babies, I’m qualified to judge.

“Courage and resilience will matter most of all” 😭😭ahh omg

My spirit animal and campion Phyllis deserves nothing but the best I’m not ready to see her hurt

SHELAGH GETTING EXAMINED 😭😭💕💕 MY HEART IS BURSTING & her belly is so big omg!

CRYING SHE STILL CANT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENING ME EITHER BBY 😭 like holy shit I’m still not over it.

But I’m going to binge series 6 with my mother when I’m home Saturday and can’t wait for her to watch because she wanted to see shelagh have a baby & also she doesn’t know what tf has happened 😭😭😂 it’s been a crazy series! She will be s h o o k

“I know I’m just not a very relaxed sort of person” SAME but BBY RELAX 😭💕

LOL I WOULDNT HAVE READ IT EITHER

That was a cute moment with Babs and Shelagh!! But still wish it was w/ Trixie though 🙁 also it didn’t seem like a “heart to heart”? was it supposed to or was I expecting too much

Aw Rhoda 💔

what a ignorant ass teacher though, I’ll  FIGHT HER REAL QUICK

BOY OR GIRL??? I REALLY WANT TO KNOW UGH WHAT IS BABY TURNER??!

ugh Shelagh and Patrick’s faces 😫 I hope they don’t feel guilty for having a baby

But also why does shelagh have to keep wearing the same things lol, I feel cheated of all the cute maternity looks she could’ve served instead

“Having to explain” poor Mrs Antoine UGH THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY, THERE’S NOTHING TO BE EXPLAINED   I’m mixed, Hispanic and white not black and white but still my dad is tan & we’ve been places where people have given my parents the dirtiest looks and have heard a nasty comment or two & it BOILS MY BLOOD

Omg the Antoine boys are precious

TRIXIE 😍😍 my bby looks good!

PHYLLIS IN TROUSERS HELL YES

UM VALARIE CAN U NOT BE RACIST

I swear if she says anything more I’ll lose my shit

“No one can really choose who they fall in love with” BLESS U DEELS

Bless Phyllis for making sure those cubs don’t grow up to be as ignorant as their parents

“I surmise the puller of teeth is intended to admire it” SISTER MJ IS A GEM

LOL SISTER J WANTS HIM TO COME THROUGH

SISTER WINIFRED WITH ANOTHER PRICELESS FACE IM DEAD

A bassoon? Lmaoo what the actual fuck Tim

Oh it’s for girls ofc LOL give him a girlfriend already, I’d get such a kick out of it. & Patrick could make another dad joke and say like take a lesson from me I legit beat God over a woman’s heart

The Mullucks fam 😭

Patrick with Susan omg aww

Trixie looking like a b a b e I’m dead 😍

“You’ll look like you’re trying to hard” DELIA HAHA OMG SHE GETS LIKE ONE MIN OF SCREEN TIME BUT SHE ALWAYS HAS GOOD LINES

I need Trixie’s everything, no joke. HOW

But I’m dying my hair blonder this week don’t play

Ah my bby shelagh again 😍💕

I feel so sorry for Patrick like this wasn’t your fault

LMAO SISTER WINIFRED CANT CONCENTRATE IN COMPLINE  SHE IS ANNOYINGLY PRECIOUS

She’s scared to take her driving test aw 😂😂 same like I have my permit but I’m scared to fail the actual driving test

“Oh I have a soft spot for the Antoines” PHYLLIS TIENE UN GRAN COROZON 😭

Omg Mr and Mrs Antoine are so cute too, dios te bendiga 😰

Christopher being a flake wtf no me gusta

Sister W is in on the drama like Sister B was, am I right??

LMAO HER RUN

Prosthetics are so wild, my abuelo has a prosthetic leg and I was so interested when he first got it. But also I’m going to hell for being evil because I joke around way too much when he’s extra senile

“People call my kids hair frizzy, but I think it’s beautiful” MY HEART😭💔 literally my mom was the same with me. Defensive over my curls - even tho my hair is frizzy sometimes😭

The song though, took me a second to process but that’s my bby shelagh’s song ?? Ummm wut

lol sister Winifred hella late, let me guess this will make her want to drive?

this prosthetic place is so great wow omg

damn it Bernie

PHYLLIS LOVES THIS FAMILY AND I LOVE THEM ALL OMG 😭😭

GET THE RUM ! or I will lol

ah never mind

LOL SISTER W AGAIN & PHYLLIS SHAKING HER HEAD

the question is, does/has sister Winifred drink/drank ? she seems like a light weight

fuck is this when it’s gonna happen

I’M NOT READY DAMN IT

damn Bernie..

UGH MY HEART IS RACING IM SO ANXIOUS AND SCARED AHJXKWLXM

HOLY SHIT OMGGGG

THAT WAS SO HARD AHH OMGG

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

Phyllis is in shock o h m y g o d

I can’t process this either

OMG I CANT DEAL

PHYLLIS IS SOBBING, IM SOBBING WTFFFF OMGG 😭😰😰😰💔💔💔

MY FUCKING HEART

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO OMG

AW SISTER W ASWELL UGH WTF I SHOULDNT FEEL SO MUCH

LMAO OMG THANK U FOR COMIC RELIF

TIM SUCKS LMAO stick to the damn piano boy

PATRICK AND SHELAGH GIGGLING OMG MY HEART IS OKAY NOW 😭😭💕💕

SHELAGH AND PATRICK BEING SO CUTE IM CRYING

DAMN THALIDOMIDE

DAMN THAT CAR UGH  

DAMN IT ALL

LOW FUCKING BLOW BERNIE THAT WAS NOT HER FAULT

BABS TRYING TO COMFORT PHYLLIS  IM CRYING AGAIN

SHE IS SO HURT, I AM SO HURT, IM A BLOODY MESS OF TEARS. IM SOBER AND SAD NOW & THERE’S MASCARA In MY CONTACT LENS & MY 3yr OLD GREMLIN LITTLE COUSIN IS KICKING ME (lol he’s laying next to me)

AND CARRIE CRYING NOW OMGGG NO LENNY WONT DIE STOP

“That lovely gp of yours” lol does everyone have a crush on Dr Turner but me? Lol don’t come @ me pls I’m sorry I know people love him 😭😭 Im here for Christopher and Tom But He is handsome, just in an older man way Lmaoo guess it’s cause he could be my dad 😂 lol he’s older than my dad

I’d take him as a sugar daddy real quick though. I need my tuition paid and he is so sweet😏 😭😂

So it was a scarf, hmm I thought trixie was gonna find like stockings or something

“Not Hermès but something very like it” lol how does Trixie know what Hermès feels like on a nurses salary?

Valarie is on my nerves & she’s had like 2 mins of screen time Lmaoo I’ve liked her until this episode. I hope they don’t ruin her for me

“But I’m a member of the institute of advanced motorists”  UGH PHYLLIS IS A GEM WHO DOES NOT DESERVE THIS !! SHE IS THERE FOR EVERYONE ALWAYS, SHE ALWAYS DOES GOOD WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO HER?

Aw Sister Winifred

Oh Rhoda 💔💔she’s such a great mother

MY HEART, THEY WERE WALKING AWAY FROM BEING TEASED

BLAME THE RACISTS, IT IS ALWAYS A VALID BLAME

YES PHYLLIS IS A GOOD WOMAN! 😭😭

Tom trying to comfort Phyllis😭😭

“You’re fond of your meat, and our views on God and His existence are divergent to say the least, but we both follow vocations…. so if you caused harm to someone else, even inadvertently would it not make you question what everything in your life has come to stand for?” I’m c r y i n g

“I, a rational woman, have no one to question but myself” 😭💔

IM REALLY HURT

“Sometimes cheering people on the sidelines doesn’t help”

my bby killing it 😍

Why you being a flake Christopher? go ahead man tell her about your kid

BRUH YOU DONT TELL HER LIKE THAT LMAO

he’s divorced ah, thought it was out of wedlock. I don’t care though haha

NO DRINKS FOR TRIXIE, TELL HIM BBY.. in your own time of course 💕

BABY SUSAN SO PRECIOUS

Fred brought her car ugh And Phyllis is still so hurt as am I 💔

This lady is so sweet! I hope she and Rhoda become friends right now

DID SHE TAKE DISTIVAL TOO?

lol wait where are the Turners I miss them??

“.. and the words ‘Nonnatus house this is not a midwife speaking’ are most unlikely to reassure the caller” SISTER MJ!

YES SHE DID OMG. I need them to be best friends omg 💔😭

“Nothing was said, nothing was done” 💔💔

PHYLLIS LOOKING AT THE CAR

SISTER MJ IS GOING WITH HER MY HEART OMG

my heart my heart

aw the mullucks'😭 ofc IT WASNT YOUR FAULT!

SISTER MJ IS A GEM 💕😭 & PHYLLIS IS JUMPING BACK IN

TWO GEMS 😭💕 but also if this was the birth they meant that sister MJ was involved in ill be lowkey sad, but we shall see next week if she’s randomly with Shelagh when she delivers

Trixie serving more looks 😍

Aw my bby 💔does she tell him about her alcoholism at the end of this ?

Also what are we guessing about Valarie rn?? she has a secret? tragic backstory to be unlocked? what ? She gay?

Aw the mulluks’s again! All so sweet💕 & YES LYDIA BE FRIENDS

ugh Christopher looks good af😍 and that car yes

YES TRIXIE 😍 my girl looking good as well

SHE TOLD HIM 😭 IM CRYING IM SO PROUD 😭😭💕💕WHY DO I FEEL SO PROUD FOR A FICTIONAL CHARACTER??! I love her

Oh shit Patsy’s dad is dead. I assumed that was coming

Phyllis reassuring Delia awww

PHYLLIS BACK AT THE CUBS 😭 MY CHAMPION AND SPIRIT ANIMAL BOUNCING BACK

Lenny’s speech omg brb crying

The support group for thalidomide victims omg my heart

I was cryin before and now I’m crying more for this Irish lady

Omg side side side note there was this cute old interracial couple that seem like my parents in 20yrs in JFK yesterday that were so precious and sweet and we’re talking to me the whole time waiting at the gate & then there was this sweet Irish couple who were confused about the time difference and I helped them out and then when we landed they helped me out looking for my bag so now I have much more faith in humanity because usually the people in NYC airports are angry new yorkers who don’t care lol like me (jk)

“There’s no rule of life so simple or so true ..” 😭😢💔💖

Thank u Vanessa I’m so emotional, show me next week 

Bonus: next week

OMG PHYLLIS HUGGING SHELAGH OMGGG. I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED TO SEE THIS

PHYLLIS BETTER DELIVER THE BABY I KNOW I WANTED TRIXIE BUT IT DOESNT SEEN LIKELY AND SO INEED PHYLLIS (sister J too ofc?! She was barely in this past episode)

MY BBY SHELAGH’S TUMMY IS SO BIG IN HER UNIFORM OMG SHE’S SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HER I MISSED HER THIS PAST EPISODE

BUT OH MY GOD BABY TURNER IS COMING HOLY SHIT THIS IS HAPPENING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

HERE COMES THE PILL READY OR NOT #LETSGETIT1962

Lol oh shoot I didn’t take mine yesterday or today brb

AW DELIA

WHAT IS SIGNIFICANT ABOUT BABS SLEEPING I NEED TO KNOW

Lol idk why but even though I like Tom and Babs their relationship just doesn’t do anything for me😂😂 like I don’t give a shit? They’re cute but idk it doesn’t cut it. Like they’re just there and I’m like “aw ok”

OMG I CANT WAIT WHAT WILL HAPPEN ?! I NEED ANSWERS

I will die next week. For real. 

[jinships-ideas]

BTS Run 44 - The Jin Harem

Bless this ep (you’ll see why)

Also, I’m posting real early this time!!!

Let’s Get It~

Check It Out~

Wide-eyed cuties mirroring

Look at how Jk is leaning slightly towards Jin...

Gravitating to his hyung~

Really? Jin? You had to slide your hand all over Jk’s arms?

I mean...I don’t blame you but...

Damn you for flaunting your ability to touch Jk whenever!

He is just being a show-off now

:(

STOP MAKING US JEALOUS 

(Low key don’t know if I want to be Jin or Jk more...)

Taejin leaning in a little close right there

Joon: *grabs Jimin* Get away from my man! How dare you stand so near him! Chim: *Clenches fist* Hands off the goods

Jin looking like a model with that pose

Jk looking like he enjoys model!Jin laying his hand on him

Su-J...why are you sad?

Yoongs: *wipes tears* Bitch, it’s your loss.

Su-J laying his hands on Jin’s glorious back

I bet he wished he placed his hand a little lower...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jin’s lingering hand...

He graces his fingertips along Jk’s arm...

Touchy Jin is touchy

The rise of touchy Yoongs?

It’s rare for him to be touchy...BUT I’M HAPPY HE IS HERE

His arm seems angled so his hand is placed lower...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sneaky Yoongs 

Touchy Jin strikes again~

Jin’s target this time: Tae!

Taejin blessing our screens with their visuals

SU-J YOU LUCKY CHAP!!!

He got to touch the Worldwide Shoulders!!!

Left a visual, right a visual

Legend has it that standing between the TaeJin Visuals cleanses your soul and purifies your skin

THAT’S WHY YOONGS IS SO DAMN FAIR AND PRETTY ALL THE TIME

HE IS ALWAYS BETWEEN THE TWO LEJINDARY VISUALS

Yoongi let his hand fall to the back as Jin thrashes about insisting there was a ‘rabbit’

(There wasn’t)

But Yoongi is a tenacious boy so his hands naturally fall back into place on Jin’s shoulder

Yoongs also lightly smacked Jin for being too enthusiastic about the game

Yoongs: Stop trying to hard. I want to see you in a cute costume

Yoongi... what are you ‘ahh’-ing about?

THERE’S NO RABBIT

Why is he acting like he sees it just because Jin insists there is?

Someone is eager to please their oldest

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(he does belatedly say quietly ‘there’s no rabbit...’)

Yoongs and Jk reaching out for Jin...

Jk goes directly for jin’s hand

Yoongs goes for a tug on his sleeves...

Pretty sure I’ve mentioned I prefer soft tugs

But JK,the man going straight for the hand-holding 

Jinkook and Yoonjin shippers be rejoicing

In the midst of chaos, Jin will be Jin and Jin is a touchy boy

Joon is a happy boy

Hobi reaching for Jin...

FFS HOBI He Isn’t EVEN BESIDE YOU 

2Seok being extra

Ft. Jin’s other hand in a potentially naughty area of Tae

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chim is NOT ok with 2Seok holding hands 

He goes in and separates them, taking over Hobi’s place

Chim: Only I get to touch hyung! Fck off you bright ball

Tae just outright grabbing Jin’s hand and arm

Tae knows how to take the good stuff

Seriously though, it looks like its a Jin harem in this frame...

Hobi: *trying his best to get right next to Jin* Chim: *insisting on keeping Jin away from these punks* Back tf up losers Joon: *trying to shove Chim away because* Damn It HE WAS HOLDING ME FIRST Jk: *just chilling because Jin is still beside him in this whole mess* Yoongi: *also chilling but giving warning to the guy who is being too handsy with Jin* Tae: *the guy who is getting too handsy with Jin*

That’s right. It appears tiny af but that’s Yoongi STILL HOLDING JIN’S SHOULDERS

Yoongs is one persistent alpaca

Or is he a sheep? Sheepish sheep Su-J

Jinkook’s hands almost interlock in the whole mess

In the midst of chaos, Jinkook still gives us content

notice how Jin’s Jean Jacket (the alliteration) is lifted?

Tae’s hand went under Jin’s jacket in all the excitement and lifted it up

Tae had his hand near/on Jin’s waist and lifted that jacket up

Yoongs placing his hand/hoof on Jin’s back in the whole mess

Bless the chaos 

(I mean... it makes it hard to screenshot but all the content though)

Ok you don’t see it directly but Jin definitely fell back into Yoong’s body

Yoongi probably tugged Jin a little too hard accidentally to make Jin fall back

Or was it intentional? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also, Jin’s hand is right under Jk’s armpit and Jk has his arm on Jin’s back...

Yoonjinkook, bless you

Ft. Cutie Tae right in front + RJ representing us Jinshippers

Jean (LOLOLOL) amidst another chaos grazes his fingers against Tae’s hand

Jin’s other hand just rests on Tae’s arm/wrist area...

Touchy Jin having a field day

Chaos: Happens, Yoongs: still has hand on Jin’s shoulder

Ok Yoongs. Glad to see you know how to hold onto things that matter to you in the whole mess

Even as the group moves back Yoongs still does NOT let go...

Fine Yoongi, you win the most-persistent-on-jin’s-shoulders’ award

Tae has also yet to let go of his grip on Jin’s wrist

HNNNG I love a good wrist grab

Tae lightly nudging Jin’s arm as he fights for the chance to answer the question

Yoongs: Really? In front of my cute face?

Yoongi shoving Tae off the frame is so fcking funny

Yoongs:  Move bitch, get out the way

Throughout the entire scuffle Yoongs still firmly place his hand on Jin

Priorities ON POINT

While being shoved, Jin’s hand find their way near Joon’s waist

Jin keeps his firm hold on Su-J’s fur too~

Tae pushing Jin with a smile on his face

Happy Tae is the only Tae we need in life

Sexy Tae too

Happy Taejin~

Ft. Partial Anindae!Jin

Jin always got to nudge someone 

ALWAYS

And it usually happens to be Jk

Jk isn’t complaining, neither are we

Yoongs:  내가 웃는게 웃는게 아니야 (I’m not really laughing)

(I noticed they used this line in a previous episode but I def used it before them so don’t go around saying I copied the Run eps k?)

Egyptian Jin?

Jin leveling up his touchiness. 2 men at once 

Yoonjinkook shippers? Are y’all alive?

Yoongi looks like he is exclaiming how he succeeded in locking arms with Jin...

Bangtan: *FOND FOR JIN*

Look at all their smiles!!!

I love this fam

JINNNNNNNNNNNN

OMG YOONJIN SHIPPERS STAY WITH ME

WTF? 

?!?!?!??!!??

Badly complied Mirror Jinmin!

Cuties sticking together~

Bless our hearts

Bless our eyes

Jk never lets a chance to touch Jin slip by him

NVR

Ft. side glancing Yoongs + Nervous Tae

Jin and Jk manhandling Su-J’s head...

That’s animal cruelty you little shits!

Yoongi only laughs in embarrassment XD

Jin reaching out to Jimin~

mid-process, his fingers collided with Yoongs’~

Yoonjinmin~

*Ugly sobs*

Yoonjin is so touchy this episode

Bless Run Ep 44

Yoongi even softly tells Jin to ‘be faster’ and cheers him on?

I love soft Yoonjin

Yoongi... LET IT GO, LET IT GO

WE GET IT.

YOU LIKE JIN’S SHOULDERS.

TOUCH SOMETHING ELSE OF HIS PLEASE

Someone does NOT listen...

Su-J being touchy af

Taejin being visual mirrors~ looking charming while pondering

Aww Yoongs pouting :(

Why so sad bub?

Is it because you are not in the position to touch Jin?

It’s ok, he’s touching you!

Awww his pouty lips+ his dejected hands...

This frame looks like Jin is holding Su-J to comfort the pouty bub :’)

(he isn’t tho)

But Jin kept walking into Yoongs while going back while his eyes looked front~

Tiny Jin being an armrest for Yoongs~

Jin kept hovering behind Yoongs throughout Hobi’s turn

SWEATERPAWS!JIN

Aren’t you two sticking a little too closely?

Yoongi just kept repeating whatever Jin said

Parrot Yoongs~

2Seok denim mirrors~

They were also chatting on the side

JinJjaYeo?! (really?!)

I like how Jin’s name works in this non-pun

Bangtan: *amazed by AmaJin*

Hobi eyeing tf out of that cup 

Hobi: Need. Cup. Jin’s. Lips. Kiss. Indirect Tae: Really? In front of my Jeju water?

Chim: *successfully gets the cup Jin just drank from* Jin: *trying to reach for the second cup* Joon: No without me putting my lips all over this damn cup first mister!

(Hobi DOES get to drink from the cup Jin drank from eventually!)

I don’t care how the game goes

Jimin is the TRUE WINNER

Indirect Chu from Jin+ Jinhug

Chim WINS

Hobi smirking(?) as he has the entire world under his hands

2seok be blessing us

Yoongi quietly reaching out for Jin’s hand

Jin naturally holds Yoongs’ hand too...

*Heart clench*

Soft Yoonjin Warm Yoonjin Little balls of fur 

Ft. Hobi who still holds the world under his hands

Anindae!Jin!

Yoongi back to being touchy with Jin...

So Yoongs ONLY gets touchy af with Jin huh?

Tae: These flirty pricks Hobi: Bitch move, I want the food, not any of your couple bullshit Jk: What wrong have I done in life to have to endure through this? Joon: How dare you chew and display your pouty lips as though some random ass guy is NOT touching you? Chim: See this? It’s a red card. I’m banning you two from being cringey fcks in front of me Yoongs: Listen up you punks. If you don’t want to suffer through worse, STFU. Jin: *chews and complains about how he doesn’t even like sandwiches* 

Jin opening the bottle of water for thirsty Yoongs

Why does 2Seok look like they just got a new puppy sheep alpaca and are feeding it for the first time?

Ft. hovering uncle Jk

Hobi laughing at Jin’s ment on how Yoongs looks like rice and is eating rice

:’)

Find someone as supportive as Hobi in your life

Firstly, 2SEOK!!!

FCK why are they coming after my heart like this?

Secondly, Jin reaching for the spoon hoping to feed Yoongs once

T^T

(he doesn’t get to but you can see him scooping tons of rice wanting to force feed and tease Su-J)

And then Taejin just casually gets super up close and personal 

Srsly, when I first watched this episode I was low key disappointed at the lack of Jinship moments

Once again, this potato gets proven wrong!

Namjin: That couple that will argue about something stupid and insist they aren’t arguing and suddenly they are back to being gross domestic shits

Magical Boy acquires a new power: Teleportation

Jin: *teases Joon* Chim: *laughs a tad bit excessively* Hobi: What a bootlicker. You think you can win the favour of hyung just by laughing at wha the says? Tae: I don’t understand... Didn’t you do that just a few moments ago? Jk: I’m so done with these dumbfcks Joon: Can someone untie me already? Yoongs: Only if you promise to stop trying to flirt with hyung with your flowery language Chim: I’ll gladly lick Jin hyung’s boots Bangtan: What?

Ahhh Yoonjin back at it again

More like, Yoongi back at it again with his touchiness

Escalate it a little to liven things up Su-J

He kept touching and patting Jin the whole time

:’)

I’m complaining but I’m also not complaining

Chim nudging Jin on the arm~

Jk: Yikes, they are being nasty fuc- flirts again

Joon: Enjoy while you can little shit, let’s see you try to take a bath when all your clothes mysteriously gets put above our fridge

Hobi: This hoe ain’t loyal

Yoongs:  I'm like bitch, who is your mans?

Tae: My fists of fury are about to fly right into your punkass face

Hi everyone. Today we will learn about ulterior motives.

This right here is NamJoon. 

NamJoon encouraged Jin to take on the bet.

Reason? He has an ulterior motive.

Jin’s punishment for losing the bet is to prepare meals for the Mountain team (Tae+Joon) 

Joon eggs (*badum tss*) Jin on into accepting the bet because even if Jin wins, he won’t lose out but if Jin loses, he gets to taste a meal prepared by Jin

This here is his sly face as he tricks Jin into accepting a bet.

This concludes today’s lesson on Ulterior motives.

(Ok but I didn’t understand why Jimin was so enthusiastic about it? Like what do you gain? I wish he would think a little more for himself and made Jin cook for him tooXD)

LMAO his fake ass tone and smile contradicting how he feels happy that Chim will def win easily

Joon, your motives are so obvious XD

Namjin being that couple that likes to disagree on shit all the time

Poor Jinnie grabbing onto Tae’s pant leg as he screams

(I wanted to write ‘fist’ but that sounded waaay too naughty)

ok but like the whole team (production team too) was against Jin on this.

He stood NO CHANCE. 

THey fcking hinted Chim when he first gave the wrong answer...

FAKE NEWS. This is a conspiracy!

I’ve realised my mistake. Jin mistook Chim about giving the wrong answer but Chim was right since the beginning!

The face of a good-looking man regretting his choices

Tae&Chim&Joon: WOOHOO Hobi: Can’t believe those 3 fools played hyung Jin: I’ve been played Jk: Punches are about to be thrown at 3 players. There is only 1 true player. That’s right. It’s me. INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY Yoongs: Save me from this

Jk consoling Jinnie~

What a sweet boy

Joon: *basking in the joy of being able to taste Jin’s cooking* Chim: Wait... I just realised I don’t actually win anything? HOLD TF UP

I take back what I said about how Chim wins no matter the game. 

Joon and Tae wins.

Twinning Jinkook being sweet bubs with the younger one patting the older one’s back

Their outfit sorta parallel? Black vs White shoes, Blue denim outerwear Black Jeans vs Black outerwear Blue denim jeans

Got cheated but still sincere and hardworking Chef!Jin cooking for Tae and Joon~

Feel his love you two!

Jin probably ate a spoonful of salt to make sure it wasn’t Sugar

Or did he do it because he was salty

Hate me all you want I’ll still continue punning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is so domestic?

EVERY DOMESTIc TAEJIN FIC EVER

Jinnie going the extra mile to make it nicer for Tae and Joon

Joon expresses his gratefulness and how touched he felt

Bonus: Joon’s fakeass laugh when Jin requested it to make up for him waking up early to cook for them

This, ladies and gentlemen, is 2 happy boys blissfully eating food cooked with love and affection by their very own Jin-hyung!

That’s it for this episode!

Hope you guys enjoyed~

Until Next time~