#ajhs

[jackmkelly]

sitting here going crazy thinking about how jack and the delanceys are literally just foils of each other head in my hands.

[happyyft]

All I gott...wellll :7

[snakemanaustralia]

New to science .... more new species of lizards in Australia.

Hoser, R. T. 2024. Small and overlooked. New species and subspecies within the Australian skink genera Morethia Gray, 1845 and the closely associated Solvonemesis Wells and Wellington, 1984.. Australasian Journal of Herpetology 72:3-13.

Hoser, R. T. 2024. Pleistocene splits in the Australian Odatria tristis (Schlegel, 1839) species and Pantherosaurus rosenbergi (Mertens, 1957) complexes. The formal identification and naming of a new species and three new subspecies.. Australasian Journal of Herpetology 72:14-24.

Hoser, R. T. 2024. Out from the cold - a new species of Australian Jacky Dragon Amphibolurus Wagler, 1830 from the region near the southern border between South Australia and Victoria as well as a new subspecies from New South Wales and Victoria. Australasian Journal of Herpetology 72:25-28.

Hoser, R. T. 2024. Before we end up with mutts! The formal diagnosis of subspecies within the Sydney basin species, Hoplocephalus bungaroides (Schlegel, 1837) and Amalosia lesueurii (Dumeril and Bibron, 1836). Australasian Journal of Herpetology 72:29-34.

Hoser, R. T. 2024. Two new subspecies of Mountain Dragon, Rankinia boylani Wells and Wellington, 1984 from New South Wales, Australia. Australasian Journal of Herpetology 72:35-39.

Hoser, R. T. 2024. A new subspecies of Hesperoedura reticulata (Bustard, 1969) from south-central Western Australia. Australasian Journal of Herpetology 72:40-42.

Hoser, R. T. 2024. Atraserpens, a new genus of Australian small-eyed snakes from Eastern Australia as well as a new subspecies of the Northern Small-eyed Snake Cryptophis pallidiceps (Gunther, 1858) from north-west Western Australia (Serpentes: Elapidae). Australasian Journal of Herpetology 72:43-46.

Hoser, R. T. 2024. Taxonomic vandalism by Wolfgang Wuster and his gang of thieves. Yet more illegally coined names by the rule breakers for species and genera previously named according to the rules of the International Code of Zoological Nomenclature. Australasian Journal of Herpetology 72:47-63.

[thegh0stofwilburtheworm]

We can be turtles.. together..

omgg!! yeeh!! :D

[chucktaylorupset]

guess who voted motherfuckers

[marymekpop]

⟢ highlight of the hour: d.p. 2 [6/6] ⟣

closure

[i-didnt-do-1t]

raise a little hell

[soothedcerberus]

Hello!!

I'm kindly asking if a few (at least two) people could give me feedback/constructive criticism on a text-based twine game for an assignment? Its very simple and shouldn't take more than 5 mins to complete.

Before you dm me please make sure:

-You are able to give feedback on the narrative design/overall design within two days.

-Your feedback can be of anything! (different choices, players actions, grammar, things that you think would improve the experience, anything that seems wonky, etc).

-You are okay with giving me an email to send a html file to download! (the file doesn't work if opened on mobile)

-I'd be happy to draw something of your choosing in return for your time. 💖 Thank you for the help! :]]

[noxexistant]

the desire to change my theme on here vs the mortifying idea of Change

[vodika-vibes]

Again should’ve just left it to the clone commanders from the start. Also I loved how Bacara & Neyo just cut down each of their choices too 😂

Cody's like, "Remember, we have to be gentle with them, they're sensitive." And Bacara and Neyo probably nodded, and then were anything but.

"Where are we going?" Ashanii asks as she wraps her arms around Blue's neck, "Are we not staying on Alderaan?" "We are not. You know this." Blue reminds her, "Remember?" "Yeah, but I thought it was just something that Master Soka said and didn't mean. Like not eating ice cream for dinner and not jumping on the furniture." Blue pauses, "You shouldn't be doing either of those things. Does General Tano let you?" "Um...I don't remember." "Brat." Blue replies affectionately as he swiftly hooks his arm around her waist and flips her upside down, "You're a terrible liar." Ashanii just devolves into giggles. "Capt-" Ahsoka walks into the room, "Captain, why are you holding my padawan upside down?" "What do you mean? I always carry her like this." "...please don't drop her." Ahsoka finally says, "Anyway. We, along with the 501 and the 212 are going to scout out our new home." "Yes, I know. Commander Cody told me." "Oh." Ahsoka pauses, "Don't you report to me?" "Used to. But with the Republic dissolved, you no longer have a place in the military. Neither do you, brat." "Good! I don't wanna be a solider. They're stinky." "Ash!" Blue just bursts out laughing.

[dzthenerd490]

File: OC 31

SCP#: AJH

Code Name: The Headless Assassins

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: [Data Expunged by Order of the O5 Council].

Description: SCP-AJH instances are headless humanoid entities that wear normal human clothing but do not appear or can be perceived in any way in real life. They can however be perceived through photos though this is unfortunately the only way as video cameras and recording devices do not show SCP-AJH instances either. SCP-AJH instances appear to be assassins that work for Group of Interest: The Black Queen’s Insurgency. They are used to kill people in real time by removing their heads, they do this simply by pulling them off. 

Shockingly once the person has been killed they no longer exist in any records of history or memory of those who once knew them. Recent sightings of SCP-AJH instances have shown that those who are victims of previous SCP-AJH instances will become new instances after death. Given the fact that these instances work for the Black Queen’s Insurgency it would make sense to believe their targets are commonly Foundation staff or political assets under our control. However more often than not, they are instead random people who have little to no connection to the Foundation, why this is the case is unknown. 

Regardless, SCP-AJH was discovered in 2019 when a bank robbery incident took place in [data expunged], New York. However by the time the police arrived all of the hostages did not remember what happened or why they were all on the ground. One of the hostages had taken photos though they don’t remember why they took them. The police saw the robber who was stalked by a headless man in black who was getting closer by every shot. The police looked up records but the man didn’t exist and his supposed family had no memory of him despite having photos of him. 

The Foundation took action immediately and destroyed all remaining evidence of his existence and had the media manipulated to make it all seem like it was just a prank of some kind. Foundation internet teams looked up online and found other incidents where SCP-AJH instances attacked and erased people from existence. What really shocked the Foundation was that a month later a photo appeared near one of the Foundation Site’s housing an O5 Council member. This photo contained one of the iterations of the Black Queen, Alison Chao who was smiling and posing with several recorded instances of SCP-AJH again. On the back of the photo was the words “Catch us if you can” written in black sharpie. 

The O5 Council was furious and demanded Project the Last Legion be given top priority for the next ten years to ensure the Foundation can finally stand on equal ground against the Black Queen’s Insurgency. The Administrator themself also proposed [Data Expunged by Order of the Ethics Committee]

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

[brain-maggot1]

DO YOU EVER JUST FINISH SOMETHING FOR SOMWONE AND YOU CAN GIVE IT TO THEM TOMORROW CUS THATS WHEN YOURW SUPPOSED TO GIVE IT TO THEM BUT YOU GOTTA WAIT AND NOW YOU'RE SHAKEY AND HYPER AND WAITING FOR TOMORROW BUT ITSHDHRBF AND MOTIVATION IS UP AND I NEED TO GIVE IT TO THWM AND GWT VALIDATION

ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LITTLE SISTER PLEASE LIKE THE GIFT I MADE

[snap-my-kneecaps]

Now and forever thinking about how people recognised me/ knew who I was at musical con, especially the amount of people who had a sudden look of recognition when I mentioned my username

It fucking freaks me out man, like what do you mean people actually look at the stupid shit I post online???

[luciferstit]

The most prominent issue with having my parents as parents is that my dad is a farmer who has lived his entire adult life on the exact same farmland that he grew up on with his house a fourth of a mile down the road from his childhood home and who doesn’t get out ever, and my mother being an unmedicated and untreated woman with extremely difficult and agitated BPD and OCD due to a childhood of severe trauma that she now inflicts gleefully on everyone around her, is that neither one of these people have ANY good advice to give about ANYTHING. Literally none at all.

I might not know what to do with rental leases or something else appropriately adult-like and ask both for advice and get two answers that rival each other in how out-of-touch and completely bonkers they are. Critical misses across the board, so I have to decide if I want to do something risky and pseudo-illegal or something that hasn’t worked since the mid-1980s. Just a total railway disaster of a family.

[synthtv]

32 analogue filter modes! The Matrix VCF from AJH Synth

[news-paw-haiti-509]

Jacques Desrosiers Désigné pour Siéger au CEP après Consultations avec les Associations de Journalistes

Jacques Desrosiers a été désigné pour siéger au Conseil Électoral Provisoire (CEP) après des consultations approfondies avec presque toutes les associations de journalistes du pays. L’Association des Journalistes Haïtiens (AJH) et SOS Journalistes ont officialisé ce choix dans une correspondance adressée au Conseil présidentiel. La lettre officielle, signée par Marie Raphaëlle Pierre, secrétaire…