#aka stop flooding my inbox pls

[dumbandpoetics]

this is why i don't ever speak on situations (especially on here) about joe because y'all don't know how to act. this fanbase used to be so quiet and peaceful two years ago, and the fact that it is now filled with so much toxicity is disgusting. why can't we all just admire the man peacefully and respectfully.

[thousandfourhundreddays]

van mccann x singer reader pls!

Masterlist

A/n I can only apologise for my severe issue with making promises I can’t keep ahahah. I don’t even know how long ago it was that I said I would write some stuff for Van and so many of you guys’ requests have been neglected in my inbox… BUT I had a couple of Van x singer reader requests so here it is, however I didn’t stick to that completely but I kinda love this so hope you enjoy anyway!!! Also kinda based on Hourglass because I lack all kinds of creativity lol. LOVE YA❤️‍🔥

Waste My Days

“You’re strugglin’” his voice floated down the line, worry seeping into his words. You sighed into the silence of your hotel room, rolling over in bed, eyes flicking across the room to see the time on the clock. 2:36 am.

“I’m ok… it’s just been none stop for so long. I’m exhausted but I just can’t get any rest” Van waited, giving you time to talk, knowing this could be the most insight into your mind he’d been able to get for a long time.

“I love being on tour, I really do. Especially this one, this has been the best yet, I’m just…”

“Exhausted” he finished for you, sensing that you were struggling to find the words.

“You know it”

Boy, did he know it.

-

“How did you sleep?”

“God, I slept so good, the best I’ve slept in weeks Van, I’m telling you”

You heard his chuckle crackle down the line. “Dreaming about me again ay, babe?”

“Always”

-

“Y/n! Your phones ringing!”

Your head shot up, following the sound of the voice that shouted across the floor of the arena. Eyes wide, you sent a look to the sound technician, a silent plea to let you have just one minute. Once you saw him nod, mixed with a slightly annoyed shrug of his shoulders, you jumped down from the stage to find your phone.

“Van?”

“Hiya, darlin’. Was about to give up then, thought you weren’t gonna answer”

“Sorry, soundcheck.” You explained, listening to him drag on a fag in some city far away.

“Aye, me too, just finished. Sorry I interrupted”

“You’re never interrupting” you replied quickly, “I’ve been dying for you to call.”

-

You felt the peel of skin as Van lifted himself off of you, a rush of oxygen filling your lungs as he flopped down next to you into the damp sheets.

One week, one singular week where your tour schedules aligned. Van came to stay at yours, with no other plans than to eat, sleep and in Vans words, “love on you”.

You watched as Van reached over to the bedside table for his cigs, you couldn’t help but reach out to him, your finger tracing the shape of his ribs through his pale skin before you heard a clatter of books fall to the floor in Vans attempt to clear a space for the mug that now doubled as an ash tray.

“Oi, don’t be messing my place up!” You poked at the space between his ribs.

“Oi!” He squeaked in that classic Van McCann squeak, flinching, trying to escape your hands, holding the now burning cigarette high above your heads as he tackled you.

“Van, watch that!” Grasping his arm, already picturing the holes that he would burn in the sheets.

aka, the best week of wasting days together.

-

“Vaaaan” you sung down the line, “please hurry!!!!!”

“Alright, babe, alright. I’m coming!” He laughed,

“I know but we have a lot of catching up to do, you know” he could practically hear your smirk through the phone.

“Oh babe, so sordid” He teased, lowering his voice into a growl so the whole of Tesco’s wouldn’t hear him. “You’re the one who wanted wine!”

“All I really ever want is you, Van”

-

“Babe! Come ere’!”

Vans voice echoed through your bedroom over the sound of the shower.

Pushing on the en suite door, the bathroom flooded with light, revealing his face peeping round the edge of the fogged shower screen, hair wet and silently reaching an arm out for you. You smiled, keeping eye contact as you pulled his old tshirt over your head, quickly loosing your underwear and letting him pull you towards him.

Van twirled you round, pressing your back against his chest, arms tangled together across the front of your body under the water.

“I’ve been thinkin bout baby names” he whispered ,

“Oh yeah?” You laughed, classic Van you thought, “A bit premature, no? I’m not even pregnant”

Van moved to rest his cheek on the top of your head, pressing a kiss to your hair before untangling his arm from yours, watching as he reached out to write on the glass.

L, Y, L, A

“Like the Oasis song” he whispered.

[eitelle]

Kenma Kozume Headcanons

Genre: fluff, angst if u squint

Warning(s): cursing, mentions of an ED, and slight mentions of a panic attack

Pairing(s): kenma kozume x gn!reader

A/n: hi everyone kinda been a lil mia lately sorry but this is just kenma brain rot to fill my needs and it’s just pure like self indulgent writing so it’s not proofread and is basically things I hc him doing, to make me feel better :)) make sure to drink water and eat food ur body deserves nutrients. And if no ones told u yet, I love you and I’m proud of you!! (Look at u go purr period) ok have a good day loves!! Also my inbox is always open so feel free to flood w requests or just to rant. Damn this was long sorry KAJSBD <3 -Elle 🦶

Alr let’s get into it why don’t we. This is just hcs in general so no particular anything, so it’s very random pls

Pretty boy would have u and him hugging or gaming as his lockscreen and his homescreen

I feel like he def used to compare himself to other people, so if he ever saw u doing that he would fs cuddle you, praise you, and actually show pda bc u deserve it !!

Would drop his games for you.

I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. ALL U MFS WHO SAY HE WOULD CALL U KITTEN ARE WRONG (in my humble opinion ofc) BC THAT MF BULLIES THIS TALL ASS WHITE HAIRED RUSSIAN HYBRID aka lev 24/7. HE WOULD NOT CALL U KITTEN PLS HIS ONLY SOFT SPOT IS FOR SHOYO !!!!

I don’t ship kenhina btw but if u do thats chill, I just mean as besties 😋☝️

Mf is a dry ass texted but beats up kuroo for using cat emojis and only kuroo

If u were nekomas manager he would go just for you. Damn mans is whipped

If u can bake he will propose. And I’m not saying that figuratively. Like kozu will get on one knee and be like “will u make me the happiest man on this earth and MARRY ME SO I CAN HAVE THESE DESSERTS EVERYDAY”

Is secretly vv possesive (ooh kinky 😳🥴) and will mark you (iyk what I mean) (ps I mean like hell make ur gaming tags kenmay/n345 or summ PLSS)

Bby boy will mf drag u places if he rly wants too bc mans is needy for quality time and like hand holding

Vv touch starved but also just wants ur prescience by him

Ok so I hc that at one point of his life, he got so into gaming or summ and then WAIT DID A FUCKING RYAN HIGA COME UP ON MY PLAYLIST I- sorry that was random. Anyways, he stopped eating slowly and accidentally developed an ED

So when y’all started dating, you would share ur plate w him and now even tho his minor ED is gone (thank god I hate that hc bc I hate seeing bub in pain 😔👊 but I still feel like it’s accurate) he can’t eat wo sharing ur plate if ur w him bc it doesn’t feel right

CLINGY ‼️ BOY ‼️

He likes being the little spoon bc he likes when he gets held bc like I said, touch starved bby, but he also loves being big spoon bc that means he gets to hold you 🥺🥺

Tell me why I feel like this man would clown u over liking to read even tho he does too

If u make one spelling mistake, ur done for. That’s ur contact name now until u make a funnier one

Has made matching sweatshirts for u two (sugar daddy kenma 🤑🤑)

When he gets bored he looks at wedding rings PLS

His most used emoji is this one 🥱 bc the gc (w anyone in it tbh 💀) annoys him so he uses it a lot.

His second most used one is 😚 bc he is secretly soft w u

Has and would wear a maid dress (that’s so hot goodbye)

Three words. Sugar daddy kenma.

Three more words. Soft boy kenma.

Those are his two moods 😋🦶

Would hate it if I used the foot emoji randomly even tho I do but he still prob hates it pls-

I FEEL LIKE HES INTO ASTROLOGY IDK WHY

secretly a weeb? secretly a weeb.

He’s a nerd pls

When he’s the ceo of bouncing ball Corp- 🥴😻😋🥺💗💖💕💓. Ew Michelle stop this is hcs not u thirsting over kozu. Stop. Touch grass.

Has and will pick up ur ‘slang’ or how u text (if ur not a dry texter bc that’s already him)

Shows his love wo words if that makes sense. Like ik it does but like idk how to elaborate. Imma just leave that there then 😋

Can we all collectively agree that kenma would spoil u and not him? Like I just feel like his mind is:

You

Video games

Food

Spending time with you

Him

Kuroo

Like I just feel like that’s his mind

Guys I’m so in love w him and I’m still confused as to what his last name or first name is help. Like my friend told me his first name is kozume but then google is confusing me help.

SMART ‼️ BOI ‼️

Def loves study dates

Will act cold but then will also not? Idk mans is just so like half and half. WAIT FUCK DO I HAVE A TYPE? Kenma, kags, todoroki... FUCK.

Anyways...

have a panic attack? Kenma is there to help. Cant game? Issok Kenma will help. Shy and touch deprived? So is he. But he’s still there to help. Getting a feel for what I’m saying?

He will and has made playlists for every date y’all go on, even if it’s the same thing, he will still make a new playlist

Makes food terribly. Like he cannot cook for shit.

Ideal date: bullying kids in roblox together/making drama in royale high 🥺😻 wow so romantic 🤠

I’m not joking tho that seems like such a fun date pls-

If you wanna talk shit ab anyone this bitch has dirt on them I just know it-

Has an album of photos of just u 🥺

If he smells food, he will run to it idc what he’s doing he will run to it

*y’all cuddling*

*he smells hot food*

*your boyfriend: gone.* 🤨🤨

LIKE THIS BITCH- I understand tho.

SWEET MF TOOTH

Immediate brownie points if u smell good

If u cant game, that’s like telling a frat boy ur a virgin.

If you don’t LIKE to game tho, that’s like telling a frat boy u don’t wanna hook up

Censors the word k*ss I just know it.

He would be the one to tell u I l*ve you first but u would initiate the first k*ss

Secretly loves it when kuroo ships u two 😚😻

HELP THIS WAS SO LONG- anyways hope u enjoyed !!

General taglist: @babyshoyo

[thebuggyy]

Don't worry about the timing, have fun at the event! Here are my recs: first off, FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD (predictable, I know)! It is a masterpiece that explores the adventures of two brothers, Ed and Al, on their quest to find a "Philosopher's stone", a mythical item that allows the possessor to ignore the First Law of Alchemy: "in order to obtain something, something of equal value must be given". The world is a wonderful mix of semi-advanced technology and "magic" (aka alchemy), and

gonna put this under a read more bc there are,,, 7 asks in total lmao! pls do read the end recap if you wanna see my plans on the next animes ill watch :)

pls do send in more recs yall! i love talking about anime lmaooo

it explores very real themes like imperialism, war, abandonment, relationships (romantic and non) and a bunch of other stuff, on top of being COOL AF and having an amazing, AMAZING cast of characters. The one detractor I’d point to is there are no canonically-lgbt characters except for maybe a minor character that’s a bit stereotypical, which sucks. But in terms of diversity it has super cool asian and black characters, strong women and even several disabled characters (including the protag!) I

personally may be a bit partial to this anime, but I love it and I think most people who watch it do, so I give it 5 stars. Second recommendation: Steins; Gate. Oh boy, I didn’t think I was gonna love this as much as I did. I will admit it’s a little bit more niche in terms of reception (my girlfriend, who shares my tastes in many things, sadly didn’t like it much), but I still recommend it. The show is about a wannabe scientist that discovers a way to send messages to people in the past, thus

altering the present he lives in. The circumstances evolve like crazy from there, with things such as evil organizations, an unidentifiable mastermind, time paradoxes, and other things burst into the lives of the main characters like me when I burst into the fridge at 2am. The show DOESN’T explain everything that you see immediately, so there are MANY moments where you will go “wait, what just happened??” but don’t worry, it’s because you are accompanying the protag as he unravels the mysteries

incredibly inspirational and downright desperation-inducing. (Also there’s like one scene where we are treated to two of the girls in underwear and I rolled my eyes so hard because for me it’s like one of the few stains on an otherwise excellent anime). So long story short, even though I know this anime is less likely to be loved by its viewer, just statistically speaking, I still like it so much I’ll give it a 5. Nichijō (or Nichijou): ok so here’s something a little different. This anime is

a slice-of-life anime about 3 girls, but I’m recommending it, as someone that usually isn’t that interested in this genre, because it’s downright hilarious and impressive at the same time. I’m 99.999% sure you’ve seen a bunch of gifs, clips and reaction pics from this anime because of how incredibly stupid but also awe-inspiring its visuals are. Google “nichijou mio loses it”, watch the first video, and if that doesn’t convince you to watch this masterpiece, honestly I don’t know what will. I

gotta give this 5 stars too, I’m sorry but that’s just how it is! I think I’ll stop for now, both because I don’t wanna flood your inbox too much and also because I can think of other anime but I would prioritize these suggestions. If I can think of anything else that comes close (in my mind, at least) to rivaling these, I’ll let you know! Thanks for listening and sorry for the gazillion messages! ♥♥♥

jesus that is… more than three. its alright tho!! it was fun coming back to 7 new asks lmao.

i have (obviously) heard great things about fmab from you and a couple of my friends and tbh i think im legally obligated to watch it and tell yall about it uwu

ive heard kinda iffy things about steins; gate. ik you said it had some niche reception, so mab ill like it? i think ill try a couple episodes and if i like it ill continue, if not yall just gotta deal with it lol

i HAVE watched a couple episodes of nichijou and i adore it! i, admittedly, do love slice of life so its rly fun for me,, and like you said, its not as slice of life-y as most of em. ill definitely continue, i might start over to remember whats happened up to the point i stopped!!

tysm for taking the time to write out these asks for me anon ily 😭😭😭 i was waiting for a couple hours after i got home and saw these to answer this whole thing bc i was emotionally tired, so im sorry for the late response!!

so to recap i think ill start either fmab or steins; gate in the next few days while also continuing soul eater? which one do you think i should watch first?