#aka the 2020 theme song AHAHAHAHHAHA

[incorrecttwoset]

Dani's thingies:

So i was rewatching some old twoset roast commentary videos of agt to help deal with the shock of EDDYS LOFI TRACK WTF WE NEED BRETTS ASDFGHJKL which reminded me of the fact that china's got talent actually sent them an email quite a while back

WHICH THEN GOT MY WRITER *cough*ihaventwrittenficsorliterallyanythinginawHILEbutistillgetideas*cough* BRAIN A THINKIN'

What if they actually accepted it?

Look, i know this is an old idea with all the comments and people on reddit screaming "pEtIToN fOr bREtT aNd eDdY tO gO oN aGt tO dUnK oN tHeM" and such

Heck, even the bois themselves addressed it.

BUT WHAT IF they accepted the invitation at the time?

If i recall correctly, they were still in music uni when it was sent and their yt channel was still either ridiculously small or they havent made it yet.

Oh lol, i just watched the vid where they said they were invited and they said that it was BEFORE the agt roasting reviewing vids.

So, imagine watching chinas got talent and then seeing tHE BOIS COMING UP ON STAGE AND PERFORMING and maybe plugging their merch and yt channel lol

Imagine that this was sent to them when they were still planning the agt vids and then going "you know what, since we're going to diss on agt anyways why not show them how its actually supposed to be done?" And them on stage just SHREDDING PAGANINI

OR OR OR

THEY WERE GIVEN A SCRIPT SIMILAR TO THE VIOLIN PIANO GIRLS WHERE PIANO GIRL SUCKS BUT VIOLIN GIRL SUCKS LESS SO SHE GETS TO GO BACK

AND THEN WHEN THE BOIS READ THE SCRIPT THEYRE GONNA GO LIKE "this is bullshit, lets blow this popsicle stand" "but dude we're gonna get kicked out if we disagree" "dont worry i have a plan"

So on the day of shooting or the episode or whatever, the bois go with the whole song and dance. Eddy's on piano and Brett's just KILLING on the violin, the judges go "you guys sound like youre playing two completely different pieces but the violin guy can come back tomorrow, yadda yadda", emotional backstage moment about their LoYaLtY and fRiEnDsHiP, and brett agreeing to come back on with a zoom in shot of Eddy's tOTALLY betrayed face.

And then when its the day of Brett's performance... oH BOI.

He walks on, in a suit and tie with a mask covering his face. He doesnt say a word when the judges comment on his outfit but only waits for silence. He raises his bow... and BAM! FUCKING PAGANINI 24 CAPRICE. ITS SO SUDDEN AND FAST AND UNEXPECTED THAT EVERYONE CANT HELP BUT CHEER AND CLAP AND JUST DIE. And when the performance is done, the judges say "that was an amazing performance, we knew that the pianist was holding you back!" He smirks.

"You thought you were listening to Brett but it was mE, EDDY!" AND HE RIPS OFF HIS MASK, BAMBOOZLING EVERYONE LIKE OMG THAT WAS THE PIANIST ASDFHFKDLS

Or it could even be while one of them is in the middle of performing (after the judges tell them that only one can come back) aNOTHER VIOLINIST JOINS THEM FROM BACKSTAGE AND IT IS JUST THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THEYVE EVER HEARD AND WHEN THE JUDGES ASK WHO THE NEW VIOLINIST IS WITH "BRETT" ITS ACTUALLY BRETT BEING EDDYS ACCOMPANIMENT AND OH MY GOD- THE POTENTIAL.

The TDLR of my coffee fueled ranting is why the fuck have i not seen any good fanfics of our violin bois destroying agt?! I mean, it might be on wattpad but hello? AO3? Where my AO3 writers at? Answer the fuckin call my dudes.