#alex tbt;

[4lexnilsen]

“why do you look like that? i told you i was going to be a sexy nun for halloween this year. it’s not my fault you didn’t believe me.” / because we had to have a thread of this actually

the smell of cinnamon might still be wafting through the air,  but alex nilsen is no longer quite so deeply immersed in this little baking project of his.   a batch of pumpkin cinnamon rolls forgotten entirely,  even if specks of flour are still dusting his apron and chin.   bright blue eyes nearly popping out of their sockets,  he finds himself gaping dumbly at his girlfriend,  unable to utter a word for a long,  long moment.   clad in a habit that’s anything but ordinary,  she’d most likely leave even the most liberal man speechless.   the outfit can only be described as a provocative play on tradition with its seductive lace accents,  black fabric so tight and short that it barely covers her backside.   “honey,  i —”   how is he supposed to take her to a party hosted by bryce when this is what she’s decided to wear?   a whisk remains frozen mid-air,  alex’s surprise is so profound that it’s a wonder he hasn’t yet dropped the mixing bowl.   well,  this is something straight out of a fever dream.   or a nightmare.   “you do realize that my family is deeply religious,  right?   and my brothers’ children will be there,  too?”

[a9saga]

the last shadow puppets - is this what you wanted? (leonard cohen)

[lovesickhotel]

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[yoakkemae]

nerdynanny:

Artemis' expression remained nonplussed. The Irish criminal mastermind had made a bit of a name for himself. As such, he knew who was watching him. Mainly The People-- but on occasion a human organization would have the gumption to try and investigate him. All they'd ever found was a boy who saved his father and grew into a rather respectable teenager. Flawless academic performance, sharp wit, and perhaps some social ineptitude. But a criminal? Far from it. He had removed himself from his father's shadow, at least publicly. Artemis Sr. deciding to go legitimate only assisted in this cover. "Is that so? Well, Mr Rider, please do not let me keep you." Artemis flashed a false, but almost vampiric smile. "Unless there's something I can help you with? Perhaps answer some burning questions for you?" Indicating he already knew the blond was a power move if there had ever been one.

it had been pure luck that alex had bumped into james sprintz a few weeks ago. it had been even luckier that james had remembered alex despite being two years past the mess at point blanc academy. they'd gotten caught up , and james had gotten a furrow in-between his eyebrows when he'd heard about what alex had been doing since he " retired " as a spy. he'd made an offer to help.

now , two weeks later , alex was enrolled in a school with a cover that was super thin under a different last name , but money talked enough that no one seemed to care.

well , no one than artemis fowl.

alex isn't sure why it seemed like fowl had such a grudge against him , but all alex wanted to do was pass calculus without getting into trouble.

alex's instincts go on high alert when fowl calls him by his real last name , and he wonders if there's a reason why fowl seemed to know him. he was pretty sure he hadn't ever come up against anyone that fowl would have known ... he was rich , though , and he knows that some rich people have similar circles. maybe he knew a point blanc kid ?

still wouldn't explain the hostility ...

' unless you can explain integration by parts , no , ' alex deadpans. he motions to move past fowl.

[huntershowl]

how much can you change and get away with it, before you turn into someone else, before it's some kind of murder?

moodboard: HELLHOUND // USAGI.

[hertwood]

these are so important btw. everyone should watch these

[mxalexwhat]

Friendly reminder to everyone doing their annual spooky podcast relistens that I wrote a sexy oneshot for The Black Tapes podcast.

[bloggossipboy]

#Tbt Alex Trevelin by Max Jorquera p/ "MIB"

#TBT: Atualizando nossa tag #tbt vamos voltar para Junho de 2021 com o modelo Alex Trevelin pelas lentes de Max Jorquera para o site Made in Brazil. O modelo Alex Trevelin é representado pela Way Model. ● Siga o GB nas redes sociais: ●● Facebook Page | Twitter | Tumblr | Pinterest | Instagram ●●

[iisoldmysoulxx]

" riiiiight ... so why are you here? "

@2dayze

[withbeasts]

every 4 for romshilahjo, every 8 for alex ridley. cant a guy dream

romance and relationship headcanons.

4: does your muse find any specific features particularly attractive?

roman. in relation to josephine, he could tell you multiple things that he finds attractive about her. he will admit with much prodding that he likes her hips and thighs, and if asked about shilah, his hands and his smile.

shilah. for josephine, her laugh and the gap in her tooth. for roman, his eyes and his blush. before them, he would notice similar things about people like that that would make them attractive to him.

8: is your muse a good kisser? are they experienced or inexperienced?

ridley. average, experienced. depending on his mood he can push things a little fast, simply because he craves the closeness and has the fear of being pushed away. if he has time and feels safe, he can up the average to an excellent -- but with alex, they would have a lot of work to go to get to that level of intimacy.

14: what traits does your muse want to avoid when it comes to choosing a romantic partner?

roman & shilah. since neither of them were dating in the traditional sense, they weren't thinking about what to avoid. shilah should have avoided anyone who aged, because he knew what would happen; but he didn't. roman should have avoided josephine, working for shield, but he kept pursuing it. so if there were traits -- and shilah and josephine were two red flags starting out to begin with -- they would have ignored them anyway.

18: how does your muse feel about marriage? would they ever want to get married?

ridley. ridley is seething with jealousy about isabel getting married first. yes, he would love to get married, to have and to hold, because he has seen his parents and what it can be both good and bad. but he also knows that commitment makes people head on out, and he's not ready to also even commit himself to dating.

24: is your muse proactive in communication with their partner(s), or is this something they need to work on?

roman. the irony is that roman is very good about encouraging communication. if he senses that there is an issue with either josephine or shilah, he is good about being sensitive to their problem, opening them up, but when it comes to communicating his own issues, he tends to be silent about them.

shilah. while much work has been done between him and josephine since they met, he can still be petty when there is an issue, or he will simply disappear and make the matter worse. 0/100.

28: would it bother your muse if they had differing interests from their partner(s), or would they delight in it?

ridley. much like his mother and father(shilah), ridley loves to match wits and has to have someone to keep him on his toes, so he would rather have someone who had different interests, and someone who was smarter on different topics. ( and while ridley loves to dress well, he doesn't know a thing about fashion. )

@ruinaa for mention.

[wihlted]

we were born to be surburban legends.

@deludanoid

[lupaeusarc]

𝗘𝗠𝗠𝗔 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗔 𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟 : 40 / ∞ ft . alex claremont - diaz ( @goldenboybarracuda , @hstoryhuh )

— 𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 / 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 —

[flxmekeepr]

" are you hurt ? " the dead surrounding them had left her half out of breath; hand still grasping the knife in her grip. everything had happened so fast. the horde had stumbled out of a nearby building without warning and they had had little time to react; blood soaking them both through. she was desperate for a shower. her skin ached. but her main focus was making sure adrian was okay. " were you bit ? " / @surviveds

[c-grace]

A little update on TBT...

I really thought I was prepared for that ending, I heard it was bad so I braced my self but OH BOY WAS I NOT PREPARED AT ALLLL. Look, it's cute that Alex and Strand had a moment, that's not the part I hate, It was unexpected, yes, but to shorten the final episode with less than 18 minutes of content is criminal. It's a goddam crime to end a podcast that started off so amazing like THAT. Not to mention, why the hell did our two leads just decide to ditch?? Like are you kidding me, I did not just sit through like 4 days straight, listening to every episode for the two main people that were so close to finding out the truth to just up and vanish! They spent two years getting that far, TWO YEARS. In all honesty, if the trip was an ambush, I would rather the two of them have been found not alive than having an ending that gave zero closure. But to each their own. I don't think I will be happy with listening to a new podcast in a bit, TBT ruined the vibes y'all.

[kamipyre]

@theimpalpable sent in: "Suki, Suki!" Tall boy chirps excitedly, almost running to where she is whilst half of his face is covered with something that's covered in a transparent bag. "Look what I found! It's for you!" Yong hands her a big cotton candy that's shaped like Rilakkuma, the character. A big smile takes place; his other hand lifting a gift bag and giving it to her, too. Inside, she'll find a Hello Kitty Ballpoint Pen, as well as paper for her origami needs (pink-colored) and a little Rilakkuma keychain. "I...heard it's...a special day." Now he's a bit nervous after the rush of excitement, his hand sliding into his pocket to give his pen a few taps. He just hopes these little details make her happy. (of cOURSE I'D BE SNEAKIN' IN TO CELEBRATE SUKI'S BIRTHDAY, SUCH A WONDERFUL ONE, WE LOVE HER HEAPS; HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER AND!!! I hope this is okay to send, if not pls feel free to ignore; HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY FERRE, CARE YOU LOTS!!) || the paper machine’s birthday!! ( ft. unprompted. )

If she hadn’t been so absorbed in her folding, perhaps she would have noticed her friend first not by his voice, but by his shadow covering the sun for her. He’s always been the tall one, long limbs to match a tall figure. She knows for a fact, she is average sized, standing at 5”4’.

Hang around enough gangly individuals though and suddenly you’ll feel SHORT.

The paper bird jumping in her fingers though, she tilts her head. Did he go holiday shopping? And then he sets both gifts in her hand- a special day? It’s definitely not Christmas and Hannukah hasn’t started yet so what is he-

Oh. December 9th. Today is her birthday. An occasion she never puts on full blast for many reasons.

But Yong doesn’t know about that, does he? Doesn’t even know how she got her scars and the same is true for her. Outside of his preferences and maybe the fact that he doesn’t like the sound of sirens or the presence of hospitals in general, she doesn’t know much about him either. In a way, it’s comforting- this unspoken agreement not to poke at tender scars.

Still.

Perhaps, one day, he might find out. Maybe she’ll tell him, one day- he did, after all, find out when her birthday was without her telling him.

Setting her gifts aside ( which she will be using all three of, thank you very much ), she drops the paper crane to tackle him in a hug.

“Thanks Yong.”

[iisoldmysoulxx]

hit the 🧡 for a starter from alex ' eyelashes for days ' diaz. xD