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verysexynudeladies · 2 months

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#alien milk

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vamprisms · 11 months

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

#she did all that because nobody offered her a nice bot bot of milk #alien

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milkcioccolato · 2 months

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Some of the sketches I did with the prompts my followers gave me on instagram!

#Star Wars #milks artsies #aliens #maul #darth maul #Anakin skywalker #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 tav #ahsoka tano #baby maul #Jedi maul

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khaopybara · 2 months

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Your honor, I love her.

VIEW BENYAPA as AYLIN and MILK PANSA as ONGSA NANNAPHAT 23.5 Degree the World Incline, premieres on March 8th, 2024.

#23.5 degrees #23.5 #23 point 5 #view benyapa #milk pansa #gmmtv series #gmmtv gl #thai gl #we just met aylin but i hope you all know i would kill for her #i'll protect my baby alien #:: mygifs!#th: 23 point 5

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rntsuoka · 2 years

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big buff hot nerd

#i just know hes the most popular dude at uni #i KNOW #and oiks would call every two hours to check in #and be like 'hmp guess what hajime chan i the great oikawa san got asked out 10 times today! 10!#and iwa would just be like thats great #and then their phone call gets interrupted when someone stops iwa to ask him out #and its like the 12th or 15th or whatever time today already #iwas sort of lost count #and oiks overhears #and even before iwa can gently let the person down #oiks is screaming IWACHAN U BETTER NOT ACCEPT THIS CONFESSION #OR IM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN #and iwa just sighs #giving the person (who accidentally heard the whole thing) a look thats like 'see?'#he cant hes technically already taken #by some annoying guy whos obsessed with milk bread and volleyball and aliens #and whos basically his forever already #and then news spreads like wildfire that iwas off the market which gives everyone depression #very canon #absolutely 100% canon #iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu!!#art

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headclaus · 8 months

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Sept.01.2023 class: dream

There is a man with his back turned to me next to my building in the parking lot, hunched down and looking for something. This is the man who has been trying to get information, and he's a spy, and I take a milk jug and smash him on the back of the head, not too hard because I don't want to kill him, just to make him knocked out. He reacts slightly to the hit and then turns into foam and vanishes before my eyes. I'm wondering where he went to. He was maybe not human after all. Going to a friend's apartment I take an elevator to get to the 9th floor but the elevator is inside of someone's kitchen, so they're making something and ask if I want anything while it goes up to the floor. I wonder how they would be okay with this kind of situation, but it seems very natural to them. Then there is something about how aliens are real, and I link between what a friend said earlier about how they saw an alien, so its quite the connection.

#dream #diary #log #man #milk #elevator #kitchen #aliens

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sicksucculentz · 3 months

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Asta picks up her phone, answering a call from her dad.

Asta: “hi dad. Whats up?”

Dan: “come get Harry…now”

Asta: “why what happened!? Is he ok?”

Dan: “oh he’s fine. He got into the back of the restraunt and drank ALL my milk! He looks like a drunk tick right now. Get him out of here before I call area 51”

Harry: “they have bad internet do not send me there”

#resident alien #harry vanderspeigle #dan twelvetrees #asta twelvetrees #thats a lot of milk bud

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sol-consort · 2 months

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Did the aliens think it's weird that we drink other animals' milk

#like I see them understanding eating the eggs them meat #all other predetors do the same #but MILK?#the thing ment for babies?#we drink it yes #literally no other grown predetor hunts animals for their milk like humans do #so there is a chance none of the aliens ever considered drinking their local mammals milk #while we are here...milking the cows and goats #even nuts #“oh human what are you drinking?”#“oh you know just milk. we ran out of cereal”#“may I try? I've always wondered about human milk”#“ew fuck no it's not human milk! dude don't be gross.”#“...then whose milk is it?”#“cows.”#“that...cattle animal you humans keep in farms...you drink animal milk? the one meant for their babies? you milked those animals?”#“yeah pretty much.”#“so you're okay with drinking the milk of literal animals that eat grass but not the milk of other humans?”#“exactly”

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verysexynudeladies · 2 months

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#alien milk

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raypakorn · 11 months

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it doesn't matter what you are. it's all right. you'll always have me.

#mew x erng #unidentified mysterious girlfriend #umg the series #umgedit #nanon korapat #milk pansa #tuserhidden #thaidrama #dailyasiandramas #user111 #uservid #userrlaura #nellsdani #useragatha #antedits #the stupid lil alien show keeps wrecking my emotions with every lil forehead touch

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aestheticballpit · 2 years

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#alien abduction #neon #carnival #aesthetic #how much can I milk out of the alien abduction ride you see at every fair/carnival

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kingspacebar · 1 year

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My Splatfest Teams!!!

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misssmeat · 11 months

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I just want to say you are an absolute goddess. But that still doesnt stop me from wanting to tie you bench, fill you with my seed until your pregnant, and milk you daily. But also during your milkings. Filling you again.

This is the energy, y’all!!!!

Treasure me as your most precious possession. But never treat me like I’m fragile. Break me over and over, and then put me back together with all the love in the world… only to break me again.

Use me, break me, adore me. Repeat. 🥰

#but also I don’t want to have kids lol #the idea of an alien parasite in my body is a no for me #but I still love milking???#and I love the objectification of breeding #just not the baby part…..#ask #also thank you!!!! 😘

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suzalulusource · 8 months

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