#all im saying is atlus should hire me

[1eos]

on that one post u were like "i have to rewrite narratives to make them better" and im the same way, so i wanted to ask since youre playing p5 rn, what would you change about p5 to make it better? i love all the characters sm... but some of them r just handled so poorly cough cough ann... so im interested in hearing ur thoughts!!

oh im so glad u asked. after 300 hrs in persona 5 i have THOUGHTS. so i think p much every character in p5 has a p good introduction nd base but the nuance of their motivations nd growth go out of the window ESPECIALLY for ann nd ryuji. under the cut ofc bc im a long winded bitch 😔

i would rewrite everything abt ann post kamoshida tbh bc the whole thing abt the first arc was abt women nd kids being treated like objects just to treat her like an object the whole time? hell no. for one her pt outfit would NOT be that. i love a catsuit but the boob window was evil. nd ALSO i would have the male character NOT remark on her body as they get closer actually i would rewrite ryuji to not be flirty towards ann at all bc there's a moment where u find out they went to the same junior high nd knew each other nd i would rather have a kinda reunited sibling vibe bc ann’s whole thing is abt not feeling safe so for her friends to look down her shirt as a joke is.............no.

also her confidant would have to be kinda rewritten. again i think its weird for ann to lament abt her looks making her a target then her goal is to be a model....? nd she has no real drive for it? atlus basically just like to make lovers arcana girls famous PERSONALLY i would make ann’s route abt finding out what she actually wants to do bc she has no passion the way shiho had for volleyball nd finding out who she is beyond her looks nd beyond being shiho’s friend. like ann has no hobbies mentioned in game other than eating sweets nd not doing her homework but it always circle back to her weight 😐

nd bc of the above i would tweak yusukes introduction to be him either wanting to draw the protag bc atlus was so close to like........a good narrative on how artists should love the human body regardless of gender nd spare ann being treated as a walking pair of tits or just him wanting to draw her with her clothes ON nd it being a moment abt capturing inner nd outer beauty rather than tits

who else.........oh ryuji. im tired of atlus turning characters w unexplored trauma into comic relief. they do it to kanji too to the point where its homophobia nd its like.........why? nd there are so many moments where ryuji lashes out then APOLOGIZES bc he recognizes the behavior is bad nd its prime time to explore his relationship w his father. or even explore the relationship w the staff? like every teacher believed lies abt him AND the protag so eye think it wouldve been beneficial to get moments where the public opinion of both u nd ryuji changes for the better once kamoshida is exposed. 

nd honestly that dumbass part of the game where morgana leaves the party couldve been ryuji. i think it wouldve been justified to have him blowing up after the nth time he was treated as a joke or throwaway despite having as much emotional baggage as the rest of them. like ryuji is the first one to stand up to men who bother the girls nd they rag on him for nooooooo reason i think calling everyone out on being so callous nd treating him like comic relief wouldve been better nd it still couldve segued into getting haru bc after he stormed out he couldve seen haru w her shit stain of a fiance nd then jumped in to save her from him..........like i see the vision

akechi............................................................my biggest gripe w the game. akechi is such a weak villain until the very end nd ik atlus wanted to recreate the iconic narrative foil between the p4 protag nd adachi but it doesnt work 😭😭😭 for one akechi is bland nd has no real personality besides being sneaky but WE AS THE AUDIENCE DON’T EVEN GET THAT. actually no first of all making akechi a detective was so fucking stupid like again....they just wanted to recreate naoto from persona 4 but worse. 

i would double down on making akechi joker’s other half. have him be another normal student that stumbled upon powers nd double down on him being fake!!!!!! have him help the party one minute just to actively put them in harms way there was no real rivalry btwn u nd akechi which is why facing him in the end fell flat other than the great voice acting nd twist of him having multiple personas but like......we need more hints! imagine akechi hinting that he sees the velvet room? 

also his route being automatic 🤮 ik p5 was bogged down w links but in my p5 akechi is a night slink thats kinda offputting? like u don’t get closer to him per se but u do see more sides of him nd he can even give u a fake request nd when u go into the metaverse he’s there nd its even weirder. wasted potential with that one

that’s p much all of my big changes other than no kawakami or ohya romance fakfajfkafjakkjf thank u for reading all of this im sorry i talk so much

[jelly-mix]

Im unoriginal. No Nuance November it is. Persona edition

Portable is the best version of P3 gameplay wise and it pains me that half of the cutscenes look the same.

Also, P3 femc should be treated as a remix of P3 and not on the same level as the original. She was created to make portable unique from the original game and make the game worth buying.

No one should play Persona 1 to experience the plot, just read the manga. The game was a guinea pig for ideas that didn't reappear for a reason.

P1, P2IS and P2EP need a remake so bad that i don’t trust Atlus main team on this and they should hire the same team that did Devil survivor and Soul Hackers on 3DS.

Doing all SL runs of these games with a guide is not worth that PSN trophy. It's micromanagement hell. Just do a NG+ run where you do the ones you missed. It ain't worth it.

Vanilla P5 Ak*chi might be the worst written character of the series and im counting the P1 big bad so that's saying a lot.

He's also the perfect Gay bait for shipping that y'all fell for and you deserve a slap on the wrist for that.

Kanji's sexuality was never the point. He wanted to openly express himself with his orientation being left ambigious at the end of the plot and SL. People who still have heated debates about his canon orientation miss the point. (headcannons exist people)

While on subject of P4, the girls DID LEARN to cook - when they made the christmas cake. After Naoto joins and is like "Maybe we should taste test this." But somehow the writers forgot about that scene apearantly.

I like Ryuji as much as the next person and I get he's the embodiment of "Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass", but If im wondering if this man has ever solved a puzzle by himself for half the game something's up.

Haru has the best female party member confidant in P5 and if Yusuke didn't exist she would be the best of the team.

I’ve said this before but first half of Madarame’s arc has a tone so inconsistent that Royal not fixing that shit is baffling

(”Im going to create the best nude painting ever” - a line said towards an abuse victim. Cheerful music plays next scene.)

You can interpret Naoto’s gender as whatever the hell you want just don’t bully people over it.

The entire fandom 3,4,5 part of the fandom should be obligated to play or watch PQ 2.

(All the stuff about P5 is about Vanilla cause for all i know Royal fixes shit but im broke so I ain’t playing it soon. I reserve the right to change my opnions on you know who.)

[mewtonian-physics]

i am worried about your sleep schedule. in other news, we are WINNING, raiden buddy. im so good at forcing people to get into games atlus should hire me considering the amount of people i got into persona. sorry cool friend you're just another one of my victims in my quest to talk about my favourite games to people. they said u were rlly smart and u are

I'M SORRY IT'S NOT MY FAULT TIME ZONES EXIST

'jetstream sam may kinda suck' i'd say more than kinda i'd say very much i'd say i want to hit him over the head with a hammer and not a squeaky hammer like i usually mean when i say that i mean an actual hammer

if they want characters to be into. idk their attractions so i'll just list some of the cooler characters i've seen people have a thing for on a fairly consistent basis/characters i have a thing for (it's the women)

EVA (fake)

the boss

i guess big boss if you have to

do people have a thing for ocelot???

cecile cosima caminades

amanda valenciano libre

dr. strangelove

kazuhira miller

venom snake

quiet

i guess solid snake if you have to

naomi hunter

mei ling

meryl silverburgh

sniper wolf

liquid snake?

raiden is right there

fortune

vamp?

olga gurlukovich

kevin washington

i'm out of ideas but look at all these cool people if you absolutely need someone then [gestures]

why do they need those things to get into media though like genuine question i don't understand that perspective. it does have actual deep themes those are worth getting into it for

oh yeah. by the way.

another new favorite for your friend