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Sirius: What can I say? I’m charming and irresistible

Lily: I think you mean irresponsible

Sirius: Well, both apply to me

Remus (from far off): Heck yeah you are!

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I didn’t do that!

Oh that?...Yes, yes I did do that.

-Sirius Orion Black

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James: You need to shake it

Sirius *shimmies*: Ohhh yeeaaahhhhh

James: The bottle, Pads *insert face palm*

Remus: Well, you have to say, the view is not too bad

Sirius *still shimmying*: What do you mean bad? It looks e x c e l l e n t

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Ron: I miss him so much it’s been too long without him, I just wish I could give him one more hug

Hermione: Oh no Ron, are you alright, I’m here for you, honey

Ron: What Fred?! No, I haven’t seen Harry in three days! I can’t do this anymore

Hermione: Boys be like *insert face palm*

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James: Do that essay or you’ll hate yourself when it’s due

Remus: Oh, we both know, that I’ll hate myslef regardless.

James: Rem...no...

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Sirius: I wanna join a cricket team

Remus: Why? I didn’t even know you play

Sirius: Oh I can’t, but then I have access to a bat and I can wack whoever annoys me. Why else?

Remus: Why did I even expect any better?

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Sirius *confronting Wormtail in PoA*: Rem, whatever you do, rem remember there are children aroun-

Remus: WORMTAIL, YOU FU-

Sirius: Remus! Language!

Remus: Yeah, sorry about that.

*a few milliseconds later*

Remus: YOU FUDGING BACK-STABBING BAS-

Sirius: Rem...Remus...Honey

Remus: -BASKET OF EEVVVIIILLLLL

The Golden Trio: :0

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Sirius: Remus, look in that mirror. Do you know what I see? I see an amazing, strong, beautiful guy

Remus *smile*:

Sirius: Oh look, you’re here too

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Luna: Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with Satan

Hermione: Not a bad idea, I thought they would have cake instead

Luna: Oh yes. With little marshmallows!

Ron: Seriously?...Biscuits would have been better obviously *insert face palm*

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Remus: It’s better to have your nose in a book,than in someone else’s business

Sirius *to James*: True...

James *to Sirius*: ...and that’s why we’re going to read

Sirius: ... about the best way to disrupt someone’s life. There’d be a book about that right?

James: Good day reading, Rem :)

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Harry *after finishing a chapter* Don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax, then whoops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil it for yourself and you hate youself for it

Remus: Every single book

James: Every. Single. Chapter

Hermione: Every. Single. Time