#all my homies hate andrew tate

[vexwerewolf]

Andrew Tate: I love to do rape and sex trafficking

Andrew Tate: I even moved to Romania because they have really permissive laws on rape and sex trafficiking

Andrew Tate: I can't believe Romania is arresting me for rape and sex trafficking

Andrew Tate: You're a moron if you believe I'm a rapist or a sex trafficker

[littlepurplenerds]

how am i meant to protect my little brother from becoming an incel when he has tiktok

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt.2

Pt. 1.

Karna

INTERNET REVOLUTIONIST

He developed an app that teaches martial arts and other fighting styles basics to those who can't afford the classes.

History nerd who regularly posts ramble about the different types of discrimination that happened in different cultures from 5000BC India to 17th century slave trade.

Cameos regularly on Duryodhan's gym videos as his "gym bro" (ahem ahem and they were gym bros) (oh my god they were gym bros)

Duryodhan

Fitness influencer but it's actually just him trying to beat Bheem's records.

"that's funny, brother. I recently just posted a video of me picking up 100kgs with one hand and now you're doing that too." "Yeah it must, we must have got the same idea. Did Arjun give you your idea? Because I got mine from Karna." "*Squints eyes*"

Gets dragged into Dushashan's podcast very often.

After a specifically homie erotic video with karna, fans started commenting non stop "so we all know he's bi, right?" So he made a video in reply saying "nooo haha I have a girlfriend bhanumati haha karna is totally my friend" and then they comment "we didn't say anything about Karna." He never addressed those comments after that.

Dushashan

PODCAST GUY. MYSOGYNISTIC "ALPHA MALE" PODCAST GUY.

His role model is Andrew Tate.

Will always ask Duryodhan to come to his podcast as a guest, doesn't take no for an answer.

Dushashan: so like. Women. Like they are so obviously made— like their bodies have evolved to nurture children and take care of the home. They should stay at home and keep it nice and clean for their alpha male, who is their provider and protector.

Duryodhan, closeted bisexual and thinking of Karna's thighs: Woof— I mean true.

Vikarna

Sweetie pie. Absolute babygirl.

When he revealed that he was also a kaurav brother, he was mass reported over five different platforms for spreading misinformation until he proved that it's actually true.

He's just obedient and does what his two elder brothers say and people think he's just like them because of it

Editor for Dushala's videos.

He's the fan favourite Kaurav.

Dushala

Vlogger. Huge YouTube personality. Storytimes.

Channel is basically "my life as a younger sister of a 101 brothers"

Her vlog series of "Keeping Up With The Kauravas" is famous all over the country.

Posts random snippets of her brother's lives.

Once posted a short of Dushasan picking his nose that went viral and got a whole episode of "The Harsh Truth About Having Women In Your Family" on his podcast.

Ashwatthama

Cunt.

You could say the nicest thing to him and he'd still take it the wrong way.

Thinks he's gonna be a politician. (He isn't. He never will. Everyone hates him.)

Occasional gym video with Duryodhana.

His fans know. The way he looks at Dury, the fans know.

Keeps getting his account hacked but all the people do is rid the world of his treacherous content.

Note:- in my AU, the Kauravas aren't siblings from the same mother but very close knit cousins from a huge joint family.

[ao3feed-fyozai]

the glizzy globbler

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by dazaisnoose

As I walked down the hallway..

I felt something creep behind me the shadows.

My gaze darted behind me and…

or

an orgy in a hallway w fyodor, dazai, nicki minaj, andrew tate, the decay of angels and the presidential representatives of america.

Words: 1114, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Nicki Minaj (Musician), Ed Sheeran (Musician)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuchi Ouchi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Bram Stoker (Bungou Stray Dogs), Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Melania Trump, Ed Sheeran, Master Oogway, Miyazawa Kenji (Bungou Stray Dogs), mentioned - Character, Izumi Kyouka (Bungou Stray Dogs), (mentioned), Nicki Minaj, Ray William Johnson, Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), -mentioned-

Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Andrew Tate, Dazai Osamu/Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Barack Obama, Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Nicki Minaj, Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (hinted), Dazai Osamu/Master Oogway, Barack Obama/Michelle Obama, Donald Trump/Melania Trump

Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Sex, Smut, Porn With Plot, (not really man), One Shot, Blow Jobs, Phone Sex, Twerking, horror themes, Rough Sex, Dom/sub Undertones, what the fuck have I done, im exceptionally sorry., Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Blood Kink, Necrophilia, this is goofy as shit, crackfic, dom daddy fyodor, GLIZZY GOBBLING, Bottom Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Top Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), girl yk i want your love, Explicit Language, representatives of america gettin wild, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, sex while floating sideways, donald trump's orange cum, fuck mori all my homies hate mori, alpha daddy top g

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[amysticalsalad]

fuck andrew tate, all my homies hate andrew tate

[vexwerewolf]

Getting arrested for sex crimes in the Country Of Not Arresting People For Sex Crimes seems like a skill issue