#all the homies hate william afton

[numberfiveisback]

"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"

Imagine if CC had a single friend when he was alive. Someone who genuinely cared about him no matter what. Someone who helped him face the monsters the scared him. Someone who never would've let him get dragged to the stage and killed.

Imagine that.

(meanwhile Cassidy is seething at me in the corner because I've been focused on the boys more than her)

[scrypticmetal]

I let the voices win

[dumb-raccoon]

@inkspottie

The fox and the hare, but literally- anyways. LaT fanart I guess :D

[random-lil-illing]

have some charlotte emily while i work on the lore of my au :3

shes literally so me. also unrelated but i hc that shes partly blind :)

[doomzday-zone]

Hot take, scalding hit take. This is completely Not about Liking or Hating William Afton as a character but I Hate How He Looks in The Graphic Novels. Like throw tomatoes at me, execute me, put me in a springlock suit and God Smite me down, He's so fucking ugly.

Character wise he's solid but that's not the point here!

AVERGAE TAKE. LUKEWARM TAKE. FREEZING COLD TAKE HERE I HATE GRAPHIC NOVELS WILLIAM AFTONS DESIGN ALL MY HOMIES HATE SILVER EYES DAVE MILLER !!!!!!!!!!!

lik omg. GAHHH HES SO GROOS I. i literally made a ehole post abtthis once but ues so.... EWWW EWWEEQWWWW STINKYYYY STINKYYYYYY !!! GETS THIS RAT AWAY FROM KEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

like have you SEEN my william design i have to make him as far as possible feom. That Thing..... 😨 he shouldve been a beautiful middle aged butch i sigh,,,,😔😔😔😔

literally actually genuinely my and bunnie's William designs r the only ones i accept rn. and Steve Raglan ofc but Mathew lillard is a Real Life Man so its not rlly the same... HWJBANSBSNBDBBD,//

[laksasnkowxndokewe46545434]

MICHEAL AFTON HEADCANON(teen)

he loves rock and pop music when he was younger and his room is so messy and his walls are COVERED in posters of his favourite band

he was born and raised in england till he was at the age of 12 then his parents moved to south Carolina and enrolled him in a highschool 4 blocks away but some how he is always late

coffee in his hand before going for a lesson he hates

he isn't your typical sterotype badboy he just has really bad anger issues

freckles . LOTS OF EM

His hair feels like kitten fur, soft

mullet daddy 100%

he had his fair share of smoking weed with his friends,but he once got so high he stood on someones car and started twerking like a male stripper (the driver gave him $50 for the show)

i def see william asking michael to draw posters for his restruant and michael turning him down to spite him

Micheal has a second name which is "anthony"

micheal is scared of his mother but loves her deeply

kisses his homies goodnight after hanging out with them

he doesn't drink water that much so he has really chapped lips

crusty fucker

he loves his foxy plush its sitting on the top of his clothing drawer

micheal is touch starved (fight me in court)

hates that he looks like his father

wants to get a tattoo of a semi colon with a butterfly

IN A RELATIONSHIP

He adores you

he loves your laugh and will do anything to hear it

he loves showing you off to people like his friends

"oh by the way did i tell you that y/n did.."

he is so inlove with you pookie !!

when he had a crush on you he was SOO DELUSIONAL

"DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT? Y/N LOOKED AT ME"

he loves it when you guys are alone together so that he can just up your face and look into your eyes

he is a thigh man he loves your thighs whether its big or small best believe that his hands will be squishing them

he is so head over heels for you incase i didnt make it clear

he buys you everything you lay your eyes on he just loves spoiling his pretty girl

he likes it when you pout he find it cute

and might i add he find it funny as hell when you look up at him because of how short you are

he is 6'4 can you blame him? his father loved giving is genes to micheal

he would love taking you out

your parents love him too!! they think he is a sweetheart

very protective.

he likes holding your bag for you

"oh pass me that luv i'll carry it for you" "mike i can do it myself" you protested "nah i dont want to see my pretty princess do all the work" he teased you while slipping the bag strap from your shoulder and heaving it onto his back just love him or i'll have him >:(

[toxifoxx]

ok serious thoughts on the fnaf movie this time. they're a little scattered but i did just see it so i gotta think on it some more before i give like an actually structured review. but immediate thoughts post-viewing:

i had fun with the movie! i thought it was enjoyable. was hoping for at LEAST a little more blood (i really wanted to see william fucking explode into blood for one) but i knew there wasn't gonna be much since its pg13. it wasn't scary like in the slightest except for 1 jumpscare that almost kind of got me but i wish they set up the atmosphere a little bit more.

MAJOR GRIPE. i hate that vanessa is related to william. please stop retconning the afton family scott pretty please. give that man his dead children back. i seriously seriously love the "man goes fucked up sicko mode because of his grief" trope but alas.

i think that the pacing is NOTTTT very good at all. william needed more screen time 100% and there wasn't that great of a build up to the climax. maybe its more impactful to people who didn't already know that steve is william, but i'd wager that they're probably like HUH WHUH??? at that reveal because its not really. set up that much. and yes im biased because i fucking love william ok.

i think matthew lillard did a great job, BUT... we barely got to see him at all! and, especially with the "i always come back line..." i cringed a little bit man. like what are you coming back from? you haven't died yet man. there's nothing to come back from yet tf are you yappin about. it felt like it was really shoved in there honestly. we DESPERATELY needed to see more of him! in fact, most of the characters needed more set up! like ok... mike lost his brother? why should i care. mike is gonna lose his sister? why should i care tho?? these kids died but they dont really seem like they care too much about being dead either so whats the big deal.

AND WHY DIDN'T THE KIDS HAVE BEEF WITH WILLIAM/THE YELLOW RABBIT. THEY CLEARLY WERE SHOWN TO KNOW HE KILLED THEM, BUT THEY DON'T TURN ON HIM UNTIL ABBY PUTS UP HER SHITTY LIL DRAWING? FOR REAL????? WHY? + THEY DONT EVEN GET NAMED AT ALL. THE MOVIE CARES SO LITTLE ABOUT THE KIDS AND YET THEY DONT EVEN ALLOCATE THAT TIME TO AFTON EITHER. THEY FUMBLED BOTH SIDES!

also a lot of stuff just kind of isn't resolved? like the mike vs his aunt thing. is his aunt dead or...? + what was the fucking freddy saw trap thing that doesn't get explained at all. did the police not see that or does william just lug that thing in and out of the building constantly. what's it even for.

im also curious about some things. whats up with that kid who had a midnight motorist shirt. whats up with the other random springlock animatronic that is never named nor do we get a full look at. Where's Henry. are we just straight up ditching henry this time around?

i came into this knowing it wouldn't be lore accurate nor gory because of the rating but ugh. Ughhhh. can we please settle on one fnaf timeline to be canon its been almost 10 years we don't needa be playing like this anymore bro. i want to see the afton family for REAL show me cc getting his fuckin head chomped off or elizabeth getting snatched. give us literally any of the original missing children give us cassidy or something. like even in the silver eyes at least we got henry ffs! it just makes me a little sad knowing that one of the rejected scripts WAS accurate to the game lore.

shout out to my homie @yellowbutterbear for seeing the movie with me and discussing this stuff with me 🔥

6/10 not enough william afton moaning and whimpering AMEN!!!

[sholangagaga]

Gregory is Michael Afton Theory

Bonus (4/4)

Gregory being Michael allows Mike to have a better dad.

The save stations have Helpy on them, and Michael knows Helpy from Pizza Sim.

If Gregory is C.C, shouldn’t it show the Fredbear plush?

Michael has a chance to beat PeePaw up with a crowbar.

After working to stop his father for so long, Michael deserves this.

Gregory doesn’t have to be an animatronic for this theory!

Michael could have been reincarnated or something similar.

If not an animatronic, Michael gets his organs back. He could eat again.

Link to Google Doc with entire theory in once place & Game Theory's Gregory theories: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1c2jvwePYHwvmc1DoaqY9qPpczOL9njJL9jiH1tN0qtw/edit?usp=sharing

I didn't reply to the first pieces since you linked the doc here BUT full analysis under the cut

So I'm gonna start by saying this is one of the strangest (in a good way) and most interesting SBB theories I've ever been prosed. Honestly if I was someone who wasn't so ingrained in the lore due to my AUs, I would probably believe this as near infallible. It's THAT well thought out (And this is coming from someone who doesn't really Like Game Theory cause they've been known to kinda pull rabbits from hats, if you know what I mean)

Now I will be overly analytical and pick this apart as my neurons fire a mile a minute

Physical Appearance

While I can see the resemblance, half of the FNAF canon roster is either brown haired or hinted to have dark hair (excluding some of the blonde Aftons and also William, depending on who you ask)

Most of the canon characters are also big fans of Foxy (See Phone Guy for example; I'm pretty sure Foxy is/was Scott's favorite back in the original games. He was also terrified of Bonnie funny enough)

Personality

The Gregory being agitated thing is true, but also, can you REALLY blame him? His entire situation is pretty stressful, I think I'd be a real asshole in that premise as well. Michael's sarcasm has been a known point for sure, the dude canonically loves soap operas he's probably the snarkiest dude around (and I love him for it)

All of this tick marks tbh are just sorta occupational. Gregory not trusting anyone makes sense because he's an orphan who apparently was treated poorly in the streets. OF COURSE he doesn't really like adults, least of all adults in uniform. Michael is paranoid at work because he works in a setting where the robots are trying to kill him

The destroying the bots thing is, again, very understandable. Gregory spent the night trying to survive, he could care LESS how the robots feel. He wants them to stop trying to kill him! Same with Michael, they've fucked him over and its not like theyre living things. Getting rid of them wouldnt be much of a moral dilemma

Storyline

Gregory knows that Freddy has a stomach hatch because its common knowledge. His stomach hatch is for birthday cakes, which means it's perfectly logical for him to know it exists. In the same vein, he would know hiding inside it would be dangerous. Its meant for cake, not kids! Gregory was bold to even attempt it imo but he's a very reckless kid

The family one is SO GOOD but also, unfortunately, can easily be debunked as a basic voiceline for lost children. It's a super mall, children probably get lost all the time. The best way to lure a child (according to William) is to mention their family/things they like. It worked for him, it would work for fan favorite robots

I think thee reason why Gregory seems so adult is because, well, it IS a scripted game. But everything Gregory does is basically spoonfed to him by Freddy, so I don't think it's more so that he's overly smart or working on prior knowledge, its just hes good at context clues and following instructions

I have my own gripes about the Parts and Service system, but for game sake Gregory only succeeds cause failing means death. But yeah all my homies hate P&S

In universe, it would make sense that Gregory hates the Franchis cause....Fazbear Ent fucked up ALOT for a VERY LONG TIME. Most people still hate them, as evident from when HandUnit/Dread Unit just sorta always mentions "forget the past us" and shit like that. It's like being in our universe and hating Amazon for Bezos. Same concept, totally understandable.

The van thing is just funny, I love that one. Little baby driving heehee

My biggest problem with the theory is the gaps. While we don't know FOR SURE when everything takes place, the general consensus is FNAF 3 takes place in 2020 (and if you're one of the Michael is the Fnaf 3 protag believers, that's pretty significant) and SUPPOSEDLY, Pizzeria Simulator most likely takes place between 2023-onward, with Security Breach really close on the heels of it since It's built over the Pizza Place where Henry, William, and Michael all initially die. If Gregory is as old as most fans assume/agree (11-9) then there's no way he can be a reincarnation of Michael cause Michael didn't actually die/lost his remnant until Pizzeria Simulator, and then SB takes place less than 5 or so years after that (According to most theories)

I think its way more plausible that Gregory is a reincarnation of Evan/Crying Child and FREDDY is Michael, because not only does that give us a way better theory premise but it also closes out the Afton family storyline, with the two sons teaming up against their father. Gregory being different personality wise to Evan/the Crying child could easily be explained by Evan getting corrupted by Cassidy's negative remnant before she forced him out during the events of UCN/FNAF3. Could also just be the Afton sass if you wanted to be really dig into it. I could probably go on forever about that theory since I've been thinking about it for a while now

BUT in conclusion while I really like this theory, there's too many holes to really convince me to latch to it like I do other theories. Then again, it IS just a theory. A game theory

[glitch-in-the-code]

Fuck William Afton, all my homies hate William Afton

[drawnship]

Peepaw Willy is an FFF. A fruity, funky, furry

[m-emonade]

No but Afton had the pussiest death in the history of fucking serial killer deaths. Bitch didn't even get to explain his 60 year long plan, he just fucking burned to death like a fucking SCRUB.

[minnesotanaccent]

Thinking abt him. Michael afton

[nachosforfree]

DISGUSTING! SIR YOU ALERTED THE HOES!

[demolitonlcvers]

thinks about villain michael

[fczbecrspizzc]

// since im gonna add jake to the multi eventually, i think it’d be best to talk abt him and his story in fazbear frights!! spoilers for blackbird below,

so, long story short; jake has a tumour. and his caretaker and dad believe that with enough love, he can resolve himself to get better; however, jake’s dad, evan, is a military man and works overseas, so his caretaker, margie, gives him a personalised doll with a walkie-talkie inside; this is called simon.

eventually, margie gets a call from jake’s uncle-- michael-- that jake’s father had died out in the sea, and thus she has custody over jake. simon’s other walkie-talkie was originally in evan’s possession, so now that he’s dead, simon has no voice-- but margie doesn’t tell jake, and he eventually dies.

when margie watches the nurses cart off his body, she notices simon is gone.

building off of this general plot idea, i like to imagine that jake most likely could have gotten better had margie told the truth; but it’s too late for him to go back, as he now possesses the stitchwraith-- until the epilogue, anyways, where he saves andrew but gets pulled down by bitch mcgee afton. he’s most likely trapped within the new monster that dumbass old man created; and he probably needs to be set free.

jake is, most likely in quite the literal sense, a caged bird.

[inkspottie]

hi spottie, love chapter 37. quick question: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. thanks <3

In all seriousness, it was super good. We finally got the reveal to Jeremy we've all been waiting for AND THE TWIST THAT LOLBIT IS STILL ALIVE??? YARR HARR MI AMIGO !!

is that Glammike I see 👀 you better make Lolbit all better and happy or I'll throw a chair at you <3

Obligatory fuck William Afton all my homies hate William Afton

Hahah surprise!

Everyone was always talking about how funny it’s going to be when Jeremy finds out and I was just like yeah…really funny 😅

Not glammike unfortunately haha we aren’t that far yet! Gonna be rockstar Mike. (Lolbit essentially) and don’t worry the design won’t be just like the rockstars, it’ll keep mostly to the OG design of Lolbit (since it’s so good anyways) but just a little bit different. It’s own Michael Afton and Henry Emily flair. Since the gang will be creating the design together.

We all hate Peepaw Willie