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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 10 months

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WHAT DA HECKKKK MAC!!! UR A BIRTHDAY GUY!!!! HOLY SHIT. OLD!!! time 2 put u in a retirement home!!!! IT'S UR DAY OF BIRTH I AM THROWING U A PARTY RN 🎉🥳🎉 TIME 2 HIT THE PINATA 🪄 🪅 CANDY!! 🍭 🍬 🍫 TIME 4 PRESENTS 🎁🎁🎁 CAKE TIME 🧁 BIRTHDAY BOY GETS A CROWN 👑 BLOW OUT THE CANDLES 🧨🧨🧨 <<couldn't find any candles so i got these weird red sticks instead!! i think they're sparklers!! :3

oh fuck i love sparklers-!

#hehehehehe #thank u whiskeyyyyy #did u see my wolfwood funko pop #my brother wins the prize for best present (as usual. hes good @ that) bc he got me trigun stuff hehe #my grandparents also got me a couple of the critical role graphic novels. hell yes cannot WAIT 2 read those #oh fuck! this reminds me i need 2 go hatch my birthday dragons on fr...... ive had eggs saved for soooo long. omg #IM SOOOO GRANDMA CODED. I SHOULD BE PUT IN THE RETIREMENT HOME I THINK <3 #all the young kids lookin @ me doing my embroidery and shit going oh fuck dude that grandma gnc af. youre insane #asks #anachronistic-falsehood #friends!!!#i am going 2 hatch my dragons and draw myself some self indulgent cute art and then i think i will sleep #overall did not have a bad day but i did get a couple. garbage moments from my family so i am.#not feeling epic rn but i am trying sosososo so hard 2 be positive #fingers crossed that the flight rising rng gods are smiling upon me. pleaseplease give me a pretty dragon .#ayyy im just a little birthday boy im just a little guy cmaaahn #hi whiskey how was ur day. i saw u were watching it earlier. love those movies. i need 2 read the book !!!!#i do enjoy a good stephen king every once in a while.

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