#ally mcbeal season 4

[5ivebyfive]

I’m heartbroken over the loss of Matthew Perry. But I’m seeing so many posts about him in Friends and not enough of his other awesome projects. 4 of his characters are in my list of comfort shows. I’ve been through so much, and watching my comfort shows with him, has been with me through those times.

Here are some other great roles I love him in.

Matt Albie - Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

My favorite show he’s in by far. If you haven’t seen it you should find it and watch it! It’s only one season, but it’s soooo worth it. I don’t think it’s streaming anywhere without buying it, but if you’re talented enough you can find it elsewhere.

Joe Quincy - The West Wing

Just a fantastic show. Please watch it! It’s on Max.

The Good Wife and The Good Fight - Mike Kresteva

Two great shows!! And Mike is a fun character.

Fools Rush In - Alex Whitman

Romantic comedy. Very good! I’m not sure where/if it streams. I haven’t watched it in a while but it was always a favorite.

Three To Tango - Oscar Novack

Such a good movie! Funny funny and a great cast!

Ally McBeal - Todd Merrick

It’s a short guest spot for him, but he is great! Plus, it’s one of my top 5 shows and simply wonderful and fun.

Matthew Perry - Studio 60

Obviously, these are not all of his roles, but they’re among my favorites. He deserves to be remembered for his roles outside of Friends. I truly hope you check some of these out, because he was so great in everything he did.

[spiltsoup]

Okay look I know I don't post a ton a TON about Ally McBeal on this blog anymore but. I still love it. I need you to understand I am thinking about it CONSTANTLY. Frothing at the mouth because of these lawyers. I am criminally insane about this show I have the equivalent of a 4 hour video essay breakdown rattling around inside my skull at all times. This show sucks and I hate it but I love it, it fascinates me like a little specimen in a jar. David E Kelley has mastered the art of writing amazingly complex characters and intriguing plots, and then just dropping it all in the void when a season ends like Andy and Woody in that Toy Story 2 dream sequence. I need everybody to know that I am the number one Ally McBeal Thinker.

[swampfoxe]

My daily writing routine:

1) Stay in a dark room all day to amplify my budding seasonal affective disorder. This helps keep me in character.

2) Eat nothing but nutella sandwiches and drink a minimal amount of water. This provides me with a roller coaster of sugar highs and crashes, giving me the energy I need to be productive.

3) After 4 hours of writing, nap the rest of the day while Ally McBeal plays forever in the background.

Total word count for the day: 333

[ttonystvrk]

about to embark on the adventure of season 4 of ally mcbeal so i can experience young robert downey jr

[lboogie1906]

Barry Eugene Carter (September 12, 1944 – July 4, 2003) known by his stage name Barry White, was a singer and songwriter. A two-time Grammy Award, his greatest success came in the 1970s as a solo singer and with The Love Unlimited Orchestra, crafting many enduring souls, funk, and disco songs such as his two biggest hits: “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe” and “You’re the First, the Last, My Everything”.

He was born in Galveston. His father was Melvin A. White, and his mother was Sadie Marie Carter. He grew up in Watts. He was the older of two children. He grew up listening to his mother’s classical music collection and first took to the piano.

He recorded 20 studio albums during his career, but multiple versions and compilations were released worldwide that were certified gold, 41 of which attained platinum status. He had 20 gold and 10 platinum singles, with worldwide record sales of over 100 million records, and is one of the best-selling music artists of all time. Crafting many enduring souls, funk, and disco songs such as his two biggest hits: “You’re the First, the Last, My Everything” and “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe”.

He did voice-over work for television and movies. He voiced the character Brother Bear in Coonskin and played the character Sampson. He appeared as himself in two episodes of The Simpsons.

He played the role of a bus driver for a Prodigy commercial, and he portrayed the voice of a rabbit in a Good Seasons salad-dressing-mix commercial, singing a song called “You Can’t Bottle Love”. He did some work for car commercials, including for Oldsmobile and Jeep. He provided the voice-over for Arby’s Restaurant on television and radio. His voice can be heard in Apple’s first iBook commercial. He made three guest appearances on Ally McBeal, as his music was featured on the show.

He was first married to his childhood sweetheart, Mary. He married singer, Glodean James. The couple collaborated on the album Barry & Glodean. He had at least nine children. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence

[hellopanda69]

Kisah Terbaru dalam Series Drama Hukum

Dalam dunia drama hukum, terdapat beberapa series terbaru yang menarik perhatian penonton dengan cerita yang mendalam, karakter yang kompleks, dan konflik hukum yang menegangkan. Berikut adalah beberapa drama hukum terbaru yang sedang menjadi sorotan:

1. "The Lincoln Lawyer" (Season 2)

Kanal/Platform: Netflix

Sinopsis: Berdasarkan novel Michael Connelly, "The Lincoln Lawyer" mengikuti Mickey Haller, seorang pengacara pembela yang bekerja dari kursi belakang mobilnya. Musim kedua melanjutkan kisah Haller saat ia menghadapi kasus-kasus yang semakin rumit dan konspirasi di balik layar.

Kisah Terbaru: Musim kedua fokus pada kasus baru yang melibatkan seorang klien yang terjebak dalam skandal besar. Haller harus menavigasi antara menghadapi musuh lama dan mengungkap kebenaran di balik kasus tersebut.

2. "Your Honor" (Season 2)

Kanal/Platform: Showtime

Sinopsis: Drama ini menceritakan tentang seorang hakim (diperankan oleh Bryan Cranston) yang terjebak dalam dilema moral setelah putranya terlibat dalam kecelakaan mobil yang menyebabkan kematian. Untuk melindungi putranya, dia harus membuat keputusan yang melawan hukum dan etika.

Kisah Terbaru: Musim kedua memperdalam konflik hukum dan moral, dengan hakim menghadapi konsekuensi dari tindakannya serta ancaman baru dari berbagai pihak yang terlibat.

3. "Suits" (Spin-off: "Suits: Legal Minds")

Kanal/Platform: USA Network

Sinopsis: Spin-off dari series terkenal "Suits," "Legal Minds" mengikuti kelompok pengacara muda yang bekerja di firma hukum besar dan harus menghadapi berbagai tantangan hukum dan politik.

Kisah Terbaru: Spin-off ini memperkenalkan karakter-karakter baru dengan latar belakang yang berbeda, menghadapi kasus-kasus kompleks dan intrik internal dalam firma hukum.

4. "Boston Legal" (Reboot)

Kanal/Platform: ABC

Sinopsis: Reboot dari drama hukum klasik "Boston Legal," yang mengikuti para pengacara di firma hukum Boston dengan kasus-kasus yang sering kali melibatkan isu-isu sosial dan politik.

Kisah Terbaru: Reboot ini memperbarui cerita dengan karakter baru dan kasus-kasus yang relevan dengan isu-isu hukum kontemporer, serta membawa kembali beberapa karakter dari seri asli.

5. "The Good Fight" (Season 7)

Kanal/Platform: Paramount+

Sinopsis: Sebuah spin-off dari "The Good Wife," drama ini mengikuti seorang pengacara yang harus memulai kembali kariernya di firma hukum setelah kehilangan semua yang ia miliki.

Kisah Terbaru: Musim ketujuh melanjutkan eksplorasi konflik hukum dan sosial, dengan karakter utama terlibat dalam kasus-kasus yang mencerminkan tantangan hukum modern.

6. "Ally McBeal" (Reboot)

Kanal/Platform: Fox

Sinopsis: Reboot dari drama hukum klasik "Ally McBeal," yang berfokus pada seorang pengacara wanita dengan kehidupan pribadi dan profesional yang penuh liku.

Kisah Terbaru: Reboot ini memperbarui cerita dengan situasi hukum dan sosial kontemporer, menghadirkan dinamika baru sambil tetap mempertahankan elemen komedi dan drama dari seri asli.

7. "For the People" (Season 2)

Kanal/Platform: ABC

Sinopsis: Drama ini mengikuti para pengacara federal baru yang menangani kasus-kasus penting di pengadilan federal. Musim kedua melanjutkan perjalanan mereka dalam sistem hukum dengan kasus-kasus yang semakin menantang.

Kisah Terbaru: Musim kedua mengeksplorasi lebih dalam tentang kehidupan pribadi dan profesional para pengacara, dengan fokus pada kasus-kasus yang melibatkan isu-isu sosial dan politik.

8. "Law & Order: Organized Crime" (Season 4)

Kanal/Platform: NBC

Sinopsis: Spin-off dari "Law & Order," drama ini mengikuti detektif yang menangani kejahatan terorganisir dan korupsi.

Kisah Terbaru: Musim keempat melanjutkan konflik antara penegak hukum dan sindikat kejahatan, dengan kasus-kasus baru yang menguji batas moral dan hukum.

Kesimpulan

Drama hukum terus berkembang dengan cerita-cerita yang menarik dan relevan dengan isu-isu kontemporer. Dari cerita yang menggali konflik moral dan etika hingga spin-off dari seri klasik, ada banyak pilihan untuk penggemar drama hukum yang mencari tontonan yang mendalam dan menegangkan.

[facepalming-since-chernobyl]

Ha, memory lane is fun, isn't it? Dark Angel was on my list to watch! (along with Ally McBeal and Due South). I didn't really care for The Pretender, saw an episode here and there but it was up against another scifi-ish show that premiered the same season called Early Edition which I thought was much better to be honest (Kyle Chandler from Friday Night Lights played a dude who got tomorrow's paper a day early and used it to save people from accidents, stuff like that). I'll let you know what I think of Sliders. There were actually some pretty good episodes in season 4 if I remember correctly, like Lipshitz live (they all slide into a world where a Jerry Springer-like show is very popular and Quinn goes as a guest to reach the others, it was pretty funny).

Dark Angel is super cool and I loved it, especially second season because JENSEN ACKLES BITCHES. But well, if you won't like Logan you are screwed.

Loved Pretender and was pissed off when it was cancelled and the movies were not played in Polish TV and when i think about it, I think I have never seen them.

Thanks in advance :D

[theultimatefan]

Quinn, Raimi, Astin, Ricci, Lloyd Lead Off Celeb Announcements At FAN EXPO Philadelphia, June 2-4

When fans talk about how FAN EXPO brings together many genres from their favorite franchises across the decades, they can use the first set of celebrities announced today at FAN EXPO Philadelphia as a prime example. From more recent standouts like Joseph Quinn (“Stranger Things”) and Christina Ricci (“The Addams Family,” “Wednesday”) to legends like Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead, Spider-Man), Sean Astin (The Lord of the Rings, Rudy) and Christopher Lloyd (Back to the Future, “Taxi”), the event will feature a stellar lineup of celebrities, voice actors, creators, cosplayers, authors, exhibitors, compelling programming, meet and greets, special events, family zones and more, June 2-4 at the Pennsylvania Convention Center.

And it’s just the beginning, as many additional guests for this major comics, sci-fi, horror, literary, anime and gaming convention will be announced closer to the event. Advanced Tickets for FAN EXPO Philadelphia are on sale through May 18 at www.fanexpophiladelphia.com, with discounts on individual day, 3-day and Ultimate Fan Packages available for adults, youths and families. VIP packages are also available now, with dozens of special benefits including priority entry, limited edition collectibles, exclusive items and much more.

Quinn was the breakout star of “Eddie Munson” in the most recent season of the hit Netflix series “Stranger Things.” The London native is also well known for supporting roles in Overlord (2018) and the BBC series “Dickensian,” a guest appearance on the hit “Game of Thrones” and roles in the BBC series “Les Misérables” (2019) and the mini-series “Catherine the Great” (2019).

Ricci, who first caught attention as a child star as “Wednesday Addams” in The Addams Family (1991) and Addams Family Values (1993), has nearly 100 acting credits, including as “Marilyn Thornhill” in the current Netflix series “Wednesday.” She moved from appearances as a teen in Casper and Now and Then to adult roles in Sleepy Hollow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Speed Racer and more and had regular roles in TV series “Ally McBeal,” “Pan Am” and others.

Raimi is one of the most celebrated and innovative directors of the past 40 years, making his first big splash with The Evil Dead in 1981. He is known for that franchise as well as hits like Spider-Man (2002), Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) and last year’s Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, among scores of producing, directing, writing and acting credits.

Astin has demonstrated his innate ability to share his heart with the world through such iconic roles as “Mikey Walsh” in The Goonies, the title character of Rudy, “Samwise Gamgee” in the LOTR trilogy, and “Bob Newby” in "Stranger Things 2," roles that epitomize hope, determination and loyalty. Astin’s recent feature films include the award-winning thriller Adverse (2020); the family comedy Hero Mode (2021); Charming the Hearts of Men (2021); and last year’s comedy iMordecai.

He may be best known to FAN EXPO fans for his iconic portrayal of "Doc Brown," but Lloyd's career includes blockbuster films including The Addams Family and Who Framed Roger Rabbit and classic series like "Taxi" and the animated "Cyberchase." Some of Lloyd's other top credits include Dennis the Menace, Angels in the Outfield, To Be or Not to Be, Clue and Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.

Philadelphia is the eighth event on the 2023 FAN EXPO HQ calendar; the full schedule is available at fanexpohq.com/home/events/.

[televinita]

What I Watched in 2022 (TV)

I was going to fill out a survey about my TV-watching habits, but then I realized...I have a seive-like brain (now more than ever, considering that I watch things almost exclusively on streaming services and have little to no idea what is even currently airing on television), and my time would be better served just organizing the list I more-or-less kept track of throughout the year and trying to make some sense of it.

En...joy?

Current Scripted Shows (2021-22 and/or ‘22-23 season):

Abbott Elementary

Alaska Daily

Blood & Treasure

Ghosts (US version)

Pretty Smart

Severance

Sweet Magnolias

United States of Al

(I’ve got literally 4 ships across all of these shows, plus Densi on the side from NCIS: LA even though I’m not watching it. god. no wonder I feel so parched and/or go so off the rails when I stumble into a good romantic movie these days. or even just a movie with a solid romance in it.)

Current Reality/Game Shows:

The Amazing Race: Season 33 & 34 (but also: on Hulu I binged 23, 25-29, and a rewatch of 31)

Beyond the Edge

The Chase

The Floor is Lava

Jeopardy: the College Tournament of Champions & however much has aired so far of the Celebrity Tournament of Champions

Survivor

The Weakest Link (w/ Jane Lynch)

(WHY AM I THIS ADDICTED TO REALITY AND GAME SHOWS. How old am I. what year is it.)

Older Shows:

Alone (History channel): season 8/Chilko Lake

Bedlam (something British... SkyTV?): season 1

The Chair (Netflix miniseries)

The Circle (Netflix): season 1 & 2

Deadwater Fell (Acorn)

Enlisted (FOX)

The Exes (TV Land)

Fuller House: 1x01-06 (then I got too overwhelmed with joy and needed to save it)

Hit the Floor (VH1): season 1 & 2

Keep Breathing (Netflix miniseries)

Maid (Netflix)

Mythic Quest (AppleTV): 1x02, 1x08-2x04 w/ husband

Ultimate Beastmaster: season 3

Valor (CW)

Rewatches:

Blood and Treasure: season 1

Revolution: 2x13-22

The Office: 8x07-24

Siberia

Ally McBeal: Josh Groban's 2 episodes (which I forgot to post about, dangit)

Community (I lost count because I’m jumping around the series and rarely see more than 2 or 3 in chronological order, but I’ve definitely seen at least 50 of them for the umpteenth time)

Random rewatch episodes in syndication/Netflix:

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (just 2, but so fun that night)

Wheel of Fortune

King of Queens

Seinfeld

Bonus: One or Two Episode Wonders

(with 1 or 2 exceptions, there was nothing wrong with these shows, I just was like "wow this is good!" and then was too overwhelmed or unable to return)

American Housewife: 1x01-02 (still saved for when I need a comfort-food sitcom)

The Big Leap: 1x01 (I definitely MEANT and WANTED to continue, I was just never Ready)

Camp Snowflake: 1x01 (this one I bailed on purpose; it was awful.)

The I-Land: 1x01 (why does this look so good yet move so slowly and boringly)

The Last Cowboy: 1x01-02 (caught on TV; wish I could have watched more! a reality show about reining horses and their riders? DUDE. unfortunately I could only find this on live TV)

Mr. Mayor: 1x01-02 (Holly Hunter was truly That Repellent huh)

NCIS: LA: 13x08 (oh, wow, I meant to watch at least a couple more highlight eps...but really, I am now a shippy-gifsets-only kind of girl)

Redneck Island: 3x02-03; 1x02-09 (bless you late night syndication and insomnia lmao)

The Terminal List: 1x01 (I really did mean to continue, but then Matt Barr knocked Chris Pratt Owen Grady off the top of Handsome Mountain so now we're waiting until I am back in the groove of finding this man attractive under the right circumstances)

Conclusions:

Favorite show of the year is hands-down bar-none Blood & Treasure, but Abbot Elementary is a close second. The best reality show this year is definitely The Amazing Race. And among the older shows, Maid is fantastic and very much worth your time/my leading favorite among them.

Best comfort-food sitcoms: Ghosts, United States of Al, Family Reunion, Enlisted and The Exes are all a warm delight.

Also, doesn’t qualify as a comfort-food one but Mythic Quest is surprisingly entertaining, for someone who’s never played a MMORPG in her life and whose last video game attempts were done on a PS2. I just hate the language (and Ian).

And all of the rewatches, obviously, sheer perfection. *chef’s kiss*

[imran16829]

Who is Nicki Aycox? (Supernatural's Meg Masters Dies at 47) Wiki, Age, Bio, Husband, Children, Death Cause, Facts

What You Don't Know About Nicki Aycox?

Nicki Aycox, who played Meg Masters at the start of Supernatural, has sadly passed away. The actress Nicki Aycox, who played Meg Masters on the television series Supernatural, has passed away. According to CBR, Aycox's sister-in-law confirmed the news on social media and stated that the actress passed away with her husband by her side. In her Instagram account, Aycox refers to herself as a "former actress," and she has previously told her fans that she is battling leukaemia. She was only 47 at the time. The statement states, "My sister-in-law Nicki Aycox Raab died away yesterday with my brother Matt Raab by her side. She was gorgeous, clever, fierce, extremely talented, and loving." "Matt and Nicki lived a beautiful life in California. She was undoubtedly a warrior, and she was adored by everyone who knew her. Despite having numerous previous parts on both the big and small screens, the actress is particularly well-known to fans of the television series Supernatural. Aycox, who was born in 1975, started getting acting work around the middle of the 1990s, showing up in programmes including Boy Meets World, Weird Science, and 3rd Rock from the Sun. Later, she would make appearances in a number of other popular series, including Ally McBeal, The X-Files, CSI, Cold Case, Criminal Minds, and Longmire. Aycox starred in the two-season crime drama series Dark Blue on TNT from 2009 to 2010. Read Also: Who is Jason David Frank? (POWER RANGERS DEAD BY SUICIDE AT 49) Aycox has also made appearances in movies like The Girl on the Train, The X-Files: I Want to Believe, Perfect Stranger, Jeepers Creepers 2, and Joy Ride 2: Dead Ahead. Though she also had an appearance in the 2014 television film Dead on Campus, her last film credit was for 2013's The Employer alongside Malcolm McDowell. The revelation has caused those who knew and loved Aycox to be in sadness. Eric Kripke, the creator of Supernatural, posted a message of tribute and condolence on Twitter. He expressed his regret at the passing of our first Meg Masters, the legendary Nicki Aycox. "Too little. She was delightful and delivered lines with venom and honey. I'm in awe of how she elevated a common phrase like "lacklustre" to legendary status. Aycox was a huge supporter of the Ladies of Supernatural event in addition to acting. She also loved music, and in 2015 she produced and released Red Velvet Room, her lone and only EP. During this difficult moment, our thoughts are with Aycox's family and friends. Peace be with you, Nicki Aycox. Between Seasons 1 and 4, the actor made many appearances on Supernatural in the episodes "Scarecrow," "Shadow," "Salvation," "Devil's Trap," and "Are You There, God? Dean Winchester here. She was visible in Season 5 through reruns. Additionally, she appeared in programmes like X-Files, Dark Angel, Cold Case, and CSI: Miami. After Dead on Campus in 2014, she stopped acting and gained popularity through her lifestyle blog Cashews and Olives, which specialises in vegan cooking recipes. Read the full article

[elusivehoney]

That’s really nice, Larry! Really nice, really, really nice, you pig!

[captainswan-asyouwish]

My OTPs have things with season 3 finales.

-  OUAT: Season finale season 3.  OTP of my life.

- Dawson’s Creek. Season finale season 3. First  OTP.

- Anne With An E. Season finale season 3. Current OTP.

[miliantyna]

They Miss Me, They Need Me, They Want Me {077}

In case of confusion, see FRIENDLY REMINDER here.

Let’s get it started with part 077!

305. Barry White - You're the First, the Last, My Everything

“(…) My kind of wonderful That's what you are! (...) You're you're all I'm living for Your love I'll keep forevermore (...) Can't you see it's you? You make me feel this way! (…)”

306. Lionel Richie - Hello

“(…) You're all I've ever wanted And my arms are open wide (...) Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow Hello! I've just got to let you know (...) Tell me how to win your heart, For I haven't got a clue (...)”

307. Steve Lawrence - Bewitched

“(…) You've got me in your spell (...) I looked in your eyes (...) I never thought my heart could be had But now I'm caught And I'm kind of glad (…)”

308. BTS (방탄소년단) - Just One Day (하루만)

“(…) 언젠가 보면 웃어줘 (…) 그럼 내게 하루만 줘 (...) 하루만 너와 내가 함께할 수 있다면 (...) 너와 하루만 있기를 바래 바래 (...) Can you please stay with me?”

English translation: “(…) If you’ll see me some time please smile at me (...) Then just please give me one day (...) If I could be with you for just one day (...) I hope I can be with you for just one day (...)” Can you please stay with me?”

See you in part 078!

INFORMATION POST Part 076 Part 078

[robertdowneyjjr]

i just watched a larry paul compilation on youtube and got angry

[ablogthatishenceforthmine]

My Favorite Lyrics in Each Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Song: Season 4

Meet Rebecca: “She’s too hard to summarize.”

What’s Your Story: “And then/ When I plead guilty/ Just for like metaphorical symbolism.”

No One Else is Singing My Song: “No one gets/ How alone/ How alone/ How alone/ Only I am.”

Time to Seize the Day: “You/ step out the door/ Then back through the door/ Sit on the floor/ And stare at the floor/ Rock yourself until you feel okay.”

The Cringe: “Because nothing is as scary as what lurks in your past.”

Don’t Be a Lawyer: “No one you work with looks like Ally Mcbeal.”

Our Twisted Fate: “Such is our twisted fate.”

I Want to Be a Child Star: “I wanna sue my parents for emancipation/ After they get caught stealing from me.”

The Group Mind has Decided You’re in Love: “Rebecca, don’t you have bigger problems going on right now?/ Yes, and this is a welcome distraction/ Now, you might say we just need a distraction.”

I Always Never Believed in You: “Allow me to tip my hat to you sir/ Cause you’re no longer a total loser.”

Trapped in a Car with Someone You Don’t Want to be Trapped in a Car with: “Pina Colada/ That should be a city.”

Farewell, Fair Mustache: “Catching my tears/ And occasionally corn.”

How to Clean Up: “If you see something that’s not where it belongs/ Just pick it up/ And put it where it belongs.”

Forget it: “Moms’ always worrying about what semi-strangers gonna say/ And they’re right, we think about it all day.”

Hello, Nice to Meet You: “But to be fair/ It’s not everyday your doc asks, ‘how did sauce get in there?’”

“What U Missed While U Were Popular: “Now you might find it hard that adulthood gets so real/ While the nerdy kids from high school are like ‘I got this, no big deal.”

Hungry Vagina Metaphor: “Then bring me what I really want!/ A saucer of your milk.”

Itchy Vagina Metaphor: “This feline can’t come out to play.”

Funky Vagina Metaphor: “Funky cat!/ Is all the rage/ When something’s off with your PH.”

Sports Analogies: “Men feel safe with these empty generalities.” 

Hello, Nice To Meet You Reprise 1: “So what if we meet in another time and another place?”

Hello, Nice to Meet You Reprise 2: “Since you’re both the future and kind of a mirror/ I’ll tell you right now that life doesn’t get clearer.”

Gratuitous Karaoke Moment: “The crowd was annoyed/ But now they’re getting on board.”

I Hate Everything But You: “I hate the phrase ‘Love conquers all’/ And I hate that it’s true/ Because I wanna not hate things when i’m with you”

I’m Not Sad, You’re Sad: “Can’t find coke/ So I snort ibuprofen.”

The Darkness: “For so many years, i’ve used the darkness to feel/ But now there are things in my life that are actually real.”

Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal: “Yes, everyone is special/ That’s usually the sitch/ But when it comes to meds/ You’re such a basic bitch.”

End of the Movie (Reprise): “Because sometimes life decides to be annoying obvious about when it wants you to make a change.”

Real Life Fighting is Awkward: “And if you even had a real weapon/ You’d be freaked out by the weapon/ A weapon makes everything too real.”

Let Me Be In Your Show: “Just like everyone knows/ No need to assume or suppose.”

Etta Mae’s Lament: “Cause there are only two types of women/ Me and virgins you commit to.”

The Tick Tock Clock: “Tickety tock goes the tick tock clock/ Tickety tockety clickity clockity.”

I’m The Bride of the Pirate King: “If I die at his hand, It won’t be a surprise/ Cause my love for the pirate king is true and pure and wise.”

Apple Man: “I’ll never be caught chomping on a kumquat/ Tell that to your friend Susannah.”

What’ll It Be? (Reprise): “We’ll it took me two years to shake off my fears/ And see that the problem was me.”

The Math of Love Quadrangles: “After so much growth, she’s still stuck between men.”

Slow Motion: “Put on sunglasses/ Take off the sunglasses/ And just hold them I guess.”

Slow Motion (Reprise): “Maybe they think we’re in a sexy cult/ or flight attendants for five different airlines.”

JAP Battle (Reprise): “Just like I hated you/ But now I kinda like you/ This song’s another thing I can see two sides to.”

Love’s Not a Game: “I just talked to Jesus and he said that it’s cool.”

There’s No Bathroom: “Please don’t poop in my balloon!”

Love’s Not a Game (Reprise): “In order for a victory/ Someone else must lose.”

Eleven O’Clock: “I’ve done the workbooks/ Taken the pills/ What more could I do?/ How do I still not know myself after all that i’ve been through?”

West Covina (Final Reprise): “You’re remarkable!”

[velvet-wizard]

Ally McBeal is the Worst Female Character of All Time

There are few TV characters I hate more than Ally McBeal, and what makes it worse is that she's meant to be a typical empowered cool 90s woman. We're supposed to look at how thin she is and how pretty, and laugh at her insufferable 'quirks' and ignore how infuriating she is just because she pouts and bites her lip a lot, even though: 1. She constantly bullies her secretary and acts like a mean girl by ignoring her, acting snobbish, and 'putting her in her place' for no good reason

2. She plays mental games with all her dates 3. She hides her problems from her partners 4. She creates drama in her workplace and takes it home and makes everything about her 5. She has anger issues that she takes out on random bystanders, sometimes yelling, sometimes pushing. She also snaps at everyone around her for no fault of theirs

6. Perhaps the scariest part - she lives with the Assistant District Attorney and expects all her problems to be waived immediately by her roommate in a horrifying abuse of power 7. She's incredibly humorless and hates dirty jokes. Not only does she not find them funny, but she seethes for days if anyone else finds them funny ("That's not funny, there are people out there without arms and legs")

8. She's extremely narrow-minded and compassionless about trans issues, prostitution, homosexuality.... you name it. You could put her in 50s American society and she'd fit right in

9. When a dude gets too handsy with her roommate, Renee, even after Renee said no, she knocks him out. You know how Ally McBeal responds? She slut-shames her friend

10. She's so self involved that she thinks all her cases are about her e.g. the plane crash ("hundreds of people die and you find a way to make it about you")

11. She clearly spends the whole first season flirting with and emotionally monopolizing her ex-boyfriend, who's married to her friend

12. She is 'afraid' of all criminals and wants to stay in her cozy little safe part of law (yes that's how she described it); is jumpy and falls over and faints at a crime scene, once again making it all about her; hurls insults and judgements at the woman on trial again and again, while also pretending to do it all on accident

I swear, this is a character created by a man who dislikes women and thinks this is what women's empowerment means.