#alom rambles

[al0m]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN YOUR OWN BOSS BATTLE?????

bitch don't pretend like I dont see you there, hiding in the second row with your stupid little maid dress

[schantzscribbles]

I love TF2 but I never play it bc none of my friends are PC gamers and I don't want to be a lonely noob, so I force myself to endure the cesspool that is Overwatch.

[froggyrights]

Do I go to another party or do I give in to the sleepy tired

[othercrossee]

Kpoppie.when they say "leave them alone" after other fans bring up the literal abuse on young idols especially ones who are minors

[warriorsbutnotreally]

Very happy to have the lore done and super happy that you like it. It took so long. I had made a little like plan of what I wanted to cover and how I wanted to group the topics. That alome took a week. I was finally able to sit down and write it all yesterday. Next will be Kept's information so look forward to that! Not sure how long I'm going to keep bugging you with my information. Might stop soon, since I'll be posting about it and therefore won't be flooding your inbox with my dumb ramblings. Hope you have a good day ^^

I'm really looking forward to seeing your writings on my dashboard!

and I don't think your ramblings are dumb

you are super creative and I've been loving hearing your ideas

I hope you have a good day as well and I'm excited to see more about Klept!

[fizzysquish]

Btw if I do find out youre a trump supporter and still following me im just going to block you instantly.

I don't give a fuck about what debate you want to have or what stupid argument you want to make, trumps a parasite whose gradually started becoming a hitler wannabe and im sick and tired of people who support him. Im tired of discussing him.

Leave me alone and go try to be a better person instead of trying to argue with me.

[hey-haven]

Ok last Homestuck post for the day, but this just needed to be said.

Kanaya deserves better.

[yutadori]

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[aizawas-dryeye]

me: i am a Professional Writer , i Never use slang and my Southern Dialect is nowhere to be found in my works

also me: unironically uses “y’all’s” in fics

[co27]

cant decide on whether to cry for attention or not

[al0m]

Putting two of my favourite things together..

cotl stardew au!!!

Note how Lamb doesn't have their decapitation scar in this... I hope nothing bad happens to the silly little farmer

Just kidding, they're already traumatized

Here's a bonus sketch of lamb giving Narinder a Mermaid Pendant (ikykyk 👀)

I'll put a little (BIG) infodump of my first thoughts under the cut if you're interrested!!!

the whole story begins with the typical extermination of the sheep, in which our lamb ISNT getting decapitated for a change. well they were about to be but they got saved by ratau who's then dragging lamb along to a whole new city with an immensely overrun farmground in pelican town

so yeah lamb takes over the typical new farmer role in pelican town

The farm belongs to ratau, who isnt their grandfather and also isnt dead LMAO 😭 he makes them move in with him to hide from the bishops, lamb has no clue what the hell is going on and is traumatized as shit. they don't know they have a greater role in this whole thing and also dont know that ratau "only" took them in for an ulterior motive. after time passes ratau slowly takes over a fatherly role for lamb but that has to develop

alsooo a ps, ratau and narinder are still lowkey in contact in this au! Ratau was the crown bearer once, just like in canon but thats AGES ago

As a thanks for rataus service, despite having failed and not being able to free The One Who Waits, Narinder rewarded him with eternal life since he knew he'd have to help fullfill the actual proficy when time comes

so what actually happened was ratau had been sent by narinder to go get lamb, since narinder wasn't aware that they'd actually have to die first in order to fullfill the prophecy

so yeah ratau is like old af and its been AGES since he was the crown bearer, the farmground was actually the cultground when he had narinders powers. thats also why the "farm" is overgrown as HELL right now since Ratau just couldnt bother to keep it neat once his powerful days were over

all villagers in pelican town dont know that the farm was a cult once with ratau as the leader since they're way too young to know

[just-another-t-word-blog]

OKAY SO I KNOW I PROMISED A FIC BUT I THOUGHT OF SOME HEADCANONS FOR THE MISTBORN CREW

• Kelsier, THE BEST DAD

- I can see him as nothing but a cheeky and playful switch

- every once in awhile he’ll just have that look and everyone fUCKIN SCATTERS

-except for Breeze because he’ll just floor him with emotional alomancy to get him to calm his shit

- and as a lee, omfg

- he’s too shy about it to actually ask for it so he’ll just be even more of a little shit than normal

- extra sarcastic

- happiest laugh you ever heard EVER

- likes to pick on Vinn and Spook because they need it

• Dockson, innocent bystander

-not much to be said here

- Kel has gotten him good a few times though

- if he hears a sound that could barely even be associated with t-words he rUN

• Breeze, don’t even try to play innocent we know what you did

- any one in the crew with a speck of ler in them can break any lee down into a puddle of blushy giggles, but Breezey here likes to give them a hand

- as a soother, he can only do so much. But the second he sees that spark of giddiness he’ll work to shove down the poor targets other emotions

- now all they have is happiness, giddiness, and all around flusterdness (I don’t think that’s a word but whatevs)

- so now they really have no choice but to laugh before anyone even raises a finger

- and they KNOW it was him (not that they mind because there isn’t too much joy to be had in the final empire so these moments are cherished)

- no one knows if he’s ticklish at all

- anyone who’s tried wound up on the floor giggling in a flustered mess at from their own giddiness amplified

-he and Kelsier make a terrifying team

• Clubs, grumpy uncle

-even he can’t help but crack a smile if he hears someone in giggly distress

- especially if it’s Spook he’s hearing laugh his heart out

- won’t participate in any way, shape or form, but he’s not heartless

• Spook, SUCH A LEE

- this normally shy and quiet duder has a lil secret, he LOVES tickles

- even though you normally can’t get a peep out of him, the second you get him going this boy is LOUD

- his first experience with it was when Kelsier came into his life. The crew leader did everything in his power to get a word, or even a smile out of Spook, and that’s when he gave an experimental poke

-of course the boy squeaked and he was done for

- Kelsier was surprised at how loud he was, so much so he stopped periodically to make sure he wasn’t actually dying

- I’m talking he skipped the light giggling and went straight to laughter and cackling, with high pitched giggles in certain places

-the crew thinks it’s adorable and they constantly pick on him

- he’s never said it but they know he loves it ( he doesn’t put up much of a fight)

• Marsh, don’t even

- extremely ticklish even though he’s grown up with Kelsier as a brother

- don’t even try to get him, it’s dangerous

- if you get him laughing though, it’s super cute

- grumpy boi

• Sazed, okay but aCTUALLY

- in his studies as a keeper of Terris, tickling popped up a lot more than you would think

-it’s shown up in books he’s read, stories he’s heard, and of course in his adventures with the crew

- if he’s ever ler-ing then he is the tEASIEST DUDE

-he will not fail to let you know how cute you look and sound in his super calm voice

-he’ll tell you fun facts about instances of tickling in his studies and even health benefits of it

-and as a lee

-sweet and happy boi

-will barely put up a fight, try to keep himself together as he laughs

-sweet and smooth giggles like I can’t even describe

• Ham, the ultimate ler sidekick

-as a pewter burner, he is often called upon to hold down squirmy targets (cough cough Vinn, Kelsier, and Spook cough)

- sometimes even when a situation isn’t actually supposed to be ticklish but it just is

- he’s held Vinns arms up as seamstresses tried to fit her with a new dress, needing help as her tin-enhanced senses made her squirm under the moving cloth

-though normally it’s so someone can get what they need or deserve (wrestling down Kel so his latest victim can get their revenge mwahaha)

- not very ticklish himself but trying could result in dire consequences

• Vin, shy lee

-growing up as a street rat in a thieving crew, she never had a lot of physical contact. And if any it normally wasn’t anything positive

-though that changed when she joined Kelsier’s crew

-Kel had made sure of that

-lots of hugs, hair ruffles, and of course the dreaded t-word

-the first time it happened she wasn’t sure what to think of it, she let her instincts kick in and she fled as quickly as it started

- though, it didn’t feel.....dangerous..? Or bad...?

-at first her adoptive dad (kinda) thought she just hated it so he left her alone, but then she came and asked for it

-it took her like a half hour to get the words out but she did it and Kelsier beamed

-she’s super giggly and blushy, not used to being able to show this much joy

-and she kicks, like a lot

-it’s okay though, she doesn’t kick too hard

-when Elend first found out about this hooooooo boy

-he never thought she could get any cuter

Thank you for listening to my rambling

[drider-queen-alomancy]

"Must be crazy, we only really have stories about it down there, but it sounds so weird that you might as well have jumped into a portal or something. Most don't really believe it's a thing, but can you really blame us? Light is a rarity down there, and there's a limit to how far up we can go before it gets to much." He commented, or rather rambled, although it was clear that he was interested in this "alien world" Alomancy spoke of.

Alomancy chuckled, patting him on the back. “Perhaps one of these days I can somehow find a way to show you. But putting YOU on land would be killing you. Having you up here is already probably doing some damage to your insides. Best hurry along and get you home.” She stated firmly. She looked forward at an arching formation of rock and stone. The Gateway to the dropoff. Obviously there were other entrances, but this one was the most ceremonious. The arch was lined with corals and fish of many sizes and shapes. She hesitantly swam close to the arch, gripping his hand a little tighter.  “This should take you back home. All you have to really do is swim down, huh..”

[osmtsn-blog]

I may never forget blurstar but I *will* forget what her clan name was asdfghjkl I think it was either deathclan or darkclan. Original™

[othercrossee]

Playing saint spell love guide, alucian plz return my love

[al0m]

yesterday at con me and @meowteorite joked about doing a narilamb cosplay photoshoot with lamb in platform heels and fishnets and narider in a maiddress

I haven't been able to stop thinking about it so now you have to as well

I was too lazy to put on the whole cosplay but here's a peak 🫣

ft. tiny plush lamb and nari in the back