#alpharuis

[definitelyalpharius]

Kinda feeling like poisoning a worlds atmospheric generators with a neurotoxin to make the world's psykers hallucinate raining snakes until they litteraly will snake-rain and kill half the population in a day so I can waltz on over and steal all the psykers

Call it tomfoolery if you will, perhaps just a prank

[corvusspecialartist]

Primarch Ranking for a Hair Day (final part)

Alright, so this is where we are at the final two tiers.... Better and Best, we are completely out of the neutrals here.

Better Tier

Loragr Aurelian

Ok, this preacher's boy gets a bad rap, but honestly.. if you want somebody to just do your hair for you while worshiping the ground you walk on...

2. Sanginius

Do y'all like angels? Well this guy is right for you... In fact he is the most beloved by everybody in the IMperium. And on top of that... he got wings...so he can dry out your hair while participating in bathing culture. He is is just charming and just kinda beauitful.

3. Leman Russ

Are you a fan of frat types and or Vikings? Then this wolfy guy is for you! Honestly, He would be rather jovial and try to help you with every part of the hair, despite the population not really testing for it. He even tries to reserve the best types of warm spots/meats. (Plus... you get to be near his giant ass wolves.. like that is AWESOME)

BEST:

Fulgrim

Honestly, he is the most aesthetically beautiful. He is legit trying to reach perfection in the way and action and body. And I would think that he would honestly style your hair in the perfect style and give you the best and the must luxurious products. (More boujee than what the other primarchs give you)

AND on top of that, he would be a gossip king supreme. In fact he spreads all the dirt (that he knows of) on his brothers.

2. Vulkan

Ok, he is an artisan first in craft. He can make beautiful armor and weapons. Plus he's tall, very dark, and handsome and I think that he has very very warm hands, and is willing to spend the time with you and just carefully put his hands through your curly hair.

3. Magnus the Red

Although the offical art says otherwise, I think he has red curly/frizzy hair. He was born in space Egypt, and there, they EXCEL at having the most complex hair styles. Although they are space wizards, and probably can change their appearance...I do think he would try and use hair to try and bond with his kids.

Also, he would try and do study late night hair days.

4. Alpharuis and Omegon

Who knows? I would like to think that they would try out multiple disguise and run by scenarios with you (that are in the range of classified, but you aren't going to tell anyone). They are the smaller than their kin though. Honestly, they are a wild card.

[fuukonomiko]

I accuse you of being Alpharuis

ACCUSE ME OF ANYTHING!

“How dare you accuse me of being anything but the Goddess of Love, Lust, Avarice, Hoarding and Mischief! I should let my maw devour your putrid soul!”

[littleclevercat]

I'm hurt that the Stormwalkers and Diamond Breakers don't like my legion. I would never manipulatea brother!!! ...... Often..... Your Stealthily, Alpharuis

Healthy paranoia is healthy!

[jgcully]

That will do nicely #alpharuis #alphalegion30k #horusheresy #wargamer #ishouldbewriting https://www.instagram.com/p/BokUiBcnK3a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jx87ji6yuqzj

[definitelyalpharius]

So, what's everyone's opinion on the new adeptus ridiculous logo?

Setting my nostalgia aside, the new one is so good and fits the podcast's vibe so much, but there's a soft spot for the old one and it's more "grim dark" look, with the realistic skull and stuff.

Love both and can't wait for the next podcast!

[definitelyalpharius]

Just a thought

Wouldn't it be cool if the alpha legion fell to tzeench? Their undivided rn, and it makes sense given their confusing loyalty but the trickery and deceit would be pretty cool to see with a tzeench twist.

[definitelyalpharius]

Might take a vacation to vraks, what do y'all think?

[definitelyalpharius]

Anyone ever think that if alpharuis was actually known about pre heresy, he would have been the victim of many many short jokes?

Cuz I'm only the hight of a marine.. hence my/our/his whole thing

And can I please get art of alpharuis and omegon on each others shoulders in a trenchcoat chatting to horus or something

Cuz that'd make my year

[definitelyalpharius]

The alpha legion urge to see papa G from kid cosmic edited into alpharuis

[definitelyalpharius]

"Is alpharuis alpharuis loyalist? Um, let me ask him"

*turns to mirror and shrugs*

"He doesn't know"

[jgcully]

So far, so good. #alphalegion30k #alpharuis #writer #paintstoo https://www.instagram.com/p/BoNGr9Hn133/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1rnj3i20i43ra