#also calling up laerryn just thinking hes popular enough for her

[twogoblinsinaballgown]

ludinus is SO teenage-girl-from-your-class-that-bullied-you-coded. id say i wont elaborate further BUT I WILL: calling all the people hes EVER met who could come close to stopping him to see his grand plan succeeding (beau, caleb; like he only needed keyleth to get vax but he still wanted the empire zaddies to watch(i dont blame him)), NOT knowingWHAT he was doing with the ruidus-ritual. like girly pop. ALSO most importantly he WISHED TO BE BORN under the CURSED EVIL EVIL EVIL TOTALLY CURSED moon out of SPITE TO THE GODS. his reasoning for WANTING to be cursed was "UGH mom and dad DONT GET ME ugh". ALSO i bet ludinus is not even his real name like he made that shit up its way too close to ruidus like its good branding but hey ludinus girl im WATCHING you!!!!!!!