#empire zaddies

[kurocyou]

what's the play here Beauregard? 🔥

[the-caleb-widogast]

empire zaddies my beloved

[twogoblinsinaballgown]

ludinus is SO teenage-girl-from-your-class-that-bullied-you-coded. id say i wont elaborate further BUT I WILL: calling all the people hes EVER met who could come close to stopping him to see his grand plan succeeding (beau, caleb; like he only needed keyleth to get vax but he still wanted the empire zaddies to watch(i dont blame him)), NOT knowingWHAT he was doing with the ruidus-ritual. like girly pop. ALSO most importantly he WISHED TO BE BORN under the CURSED EVIL EVIL EVIL TOTALLY CURSED moon out of SPITE TO THE GODS. his reasoning for WANTING to be cursed was "UGH mom and dad DONT GET ME ugh". ALSO i bet ludinus is not even his real name like he made that shit up its way too close to ruidus like its good branding but hey ludinus girl im WATCHING you!!!!!!!

[strwpup]

in a similar vein to my last post: i can't stop thinking about ludinus not just. killing caleb and beau when he had ample opportunity time and means

and I can't stop thinking about the way they were front and center during the keyleth and vax bait and switch

i severely doubt this is happening but I'm doing pretty good with success rate on theory prophecies recently

i just can't stop thinking about:

1. caleb and beau being specifically kept as bait to lure in their partners and to a logical extent the nein, with the intemt to use them as heavily as he used vax and showing them vividly how well it works

2. caleb being dominate person'd at like ninth level with no way to stop it with the collar [i would love to include beau in this too I'm just not sure anything would stick with stillness of mind. but maybe she'd pretend to keep an eye on things] and him becoming the high level wizard sympathetic villain essek could have been. ESPECIALLY if the wildemount team finds essek in uthodurn for even more parallels. i just think the empire kids deserve to be a little bit uncontrollably evil because that's all i wanted in the somnovem arc and taking away player agency isn't as big of a deal now that they're npcs ♥️

[catpriciousmarjara]

"....and here we have the image of the Terran deity of truth, Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy, not be confused with the deity Bomb-ur, the god of abundance from the ancient Tolki-eena religion, which predates the Utubar religion entirely. Archeological excavations of the primitive holo-relics of Terra dates the Utubar religion to the two kingdoms period of the Amaz-U-na, and App-le-ple empires, in the Memetiscan era.

As stated before Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy is a deity of truth and religious texts proclaim that he emerges whenever the principles of truth are violated. The legends we have been able to uncover from the ruins of Terra talks of a well where he is supposed to reside in and that every terran year he appears unexpectedly in order to shame the liars seeking fortune in the Holos of the kingdom of Utuba in a ruthless public sermon.

(Unfortunately we have not been able to uncover physical evidence of the kingdom as of now. Much of the information we have on the Utuba come from the Utuba Com-men-tits, the famous historical document that confirmed the theory that the Utuba people, consisting of the mortal Viu-wah, the priestly Saab-scriba, and godly Cree-atar, recorded history collectively.)

In his endeavor to champion truth Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy is confronted by many adversaries and we can see how these battles play out in the religious iconography of the period. One of his many opponents is Tomm-y-Tallaar-ico, a rather comical figure who relentlessly takes credit for the achievements of others' and boasts about it throughout Terra. Some scholars believe him to be a fictional figure created to warn children to stay away from lying and boasting, especially because the Utuba Com-men-tits records one of the claims made by the minor deity as his mother being proud of him, which by the very nature of the deity is implied to be a false claim.

(Parental figures and their approval seems to be very important to the Terrans. Scholars have found multiple worshipful holos with terms such as Daddy, Zaddy, Mother, Mommy, and Muscle Mommy as evidence to this theory. Deviant behaviour seems to be referred to as 'Fatherless' behaviour. 'Yo Mamma' statements seem to be considered a damning insult. In addition, the ritualistic chant "Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry", which is believed to be the only surviving part of the the lost Litany for Forgiveness, the pair to the Litany against Fear from the Epic of the Dune, validates the theory that Terrans craved parental approval.)

Much more sinister than the Tomm-y-Tallaar-ico is the Jayme-som-Erton, a figure that only talks in the voice of others. A negative deity presiding over plagiarism, Jayme-som-Erton pretends be your ally while making profit off of your work. After Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy defeated him in a lengthy duel the Utuba Com-men-tits faithfully records that Jayme-som-Erton's own voice can only speak lies and to be wary of the others among the Cree-ator class that use his tricks to prosper in Utuba.

Eycha-Bomba-ur-Guy's legendary victory over Jayme-som-Erton was followed by the complete erasure of the Cree-ator's presence in the Utuba kingdom's religion beyond being used as a cautionary tale. This presents another aspect of Terran religion, called Can-cellat-Ion, a ritualistic deicide of the gods that have wronged them. Undoubtedly this is an evidence of the might of the ancient Terrans. Several pieces of historical evidence from the records known as Twee-et-er (theorized to be named after a blue avian like figure who many believe might be related to the legendary heroes Twee-dle-dee, and Twee-dle-dum) refer to multiple conflicts called the War of the Fans which lead to the Can-cellat-Ion being performed. Ancient Terrans were indeed a fearsome species. (To be noted that some deities do recover while others do not. Criteria for survival unknown.)

In the coming chapters, we'll look into more deities from Terra's various pantheons, such as the eternal enmity between the Goddess Doll-y-Par-tonn and her nemesis Jol-e-Ne. The deity Trish-a-Payt-As, whose children are harbingers for the death of malignant royals is also important to look into. The deity seems to have had hostility towards the Brie-ti-ish royals specifically as legends say they were hit twice by the deity's wrath. Also of particular interest are Ea-Nasir, a deity of trickery and mischief, and ancient literature such as the Gonch-ar-Ov, a lost epic saga whose holo-copy researchers are still trying to uncover today. Both of these are a part of the Tumb-L-Er mystery religion, whose intricate rites and rituals still remain too complex to decode...."

-Excerpt from Chapter 9, "Deities from the Holo", from Scholar Jaarp-r-Saar's The Complexities of Terran Religions.

[sparring-spirals]

broke: beau, caleb, empire siblings

woke: doe (gal who looks like she can handle herself in a fight), re (some kind of magic zaddy), mi (their third acapella member), rogue radical acapella group

[blorbologist]

OKAY I need to go to bed shortly :cc Right after Imogen's seen her mom and all the 'btw these people are fucking evil' dead bodies. Oh at Otohan (Notohan. Nonagon-Otohan. Nototohan.)

I know everyone else asks for no spoilers, but I'm a gremlin and would LOVE the most insane out of context spoilers, especially about my blorbos (Ashton, Imogen, Laudna, and the Empire zaddies kids n de Blorbos if relevant)

So! Playful challenge: gimme the most batshit out of context spoilers to read tomorrow at too-early-oclock?

[greatgodempresspan]

Y’know, I was only about 90% sold on the “Empire Zaddies” rebrand, but it has since occurred to me that this could be shortened to “Team EZ”, and there is no way Beau and Caleb would pass up that opportunity.

[frementuskenraider]

Scratching an Itch....can you guess?

Started here ....

Got Itchier here

Took a toothpick to this one

Aand....Now it's a scab and I'm here

Lee Pace - The itch is Lee Pace

I'm booked out for the week. Kay thanks bye

Intergalactic Empire Daddy Zaddy

[whadup-midorieclaire]

Thanks again to Sass for allowing Zaddy to get involved in my shenanigans. I get stars in my eyes every time I see him. I hope he's having as much fun as I am hahaha! As a reminder : Her Universe ‘ARJUN’ — Earth alias for HRH RI RAJARJUN ETA LUPI BOTOLPH of the LUPI STAR TRIBE, SIXAMI EMPEROR KING OF THE SIXAM EMPIRE ✨Arjun is Sass's (@sass.berry.origin) very own character!✨ You can see him on all three of her accounts. For those who want to see the full extent of his shenanigans! You can follow his story on Sass's account (@sassmouthsimmer) ! . . . #sims #simsstory #webtoon #webcomic #webcomicseries #thesims4 #sims4story #simstagram #ts4 #thesims

[therealmsparkerrrr]

Atp is just want a stem/stud zaddy to spoil me and let me build our empire

[newbuddylove]

[the-caleb-widogast]

empire siblings are out. empire zaddies are in.

[clankryze511]

Incursor-class Cruiser Manufacturer: Kuat Drive Yards The Incursor-class Cruiser was an imperial cruiser but with the shape of an Imperial Star Destroyer. Unlike other imperial cruisers the Incursor-class was compiled of heavy armaments different to those on an Imperial 1 and Imperial 2 Star Destroyers. The Incursor-class Cruisers were placed over the fringes and on the outer rim world Velemerish which is the home imperial Grand Admiral Zaddis of the 12th Fleet Model by @ec_henry #DarthVader #Zaddis #MoffGideon #TIEMarauder #EmperorPalpatine #Empire https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Hpd6ug3Q8Fxl0fBiRdN0jHSo5rMl-XY6iqrs0/?igshid=193bih9ir1t43

[shadowsandtea]

OK LISTEN, I just need to get this out.

When I read the ACOTAR series, I immediately fell for Azriel. He walked on the page in ACOMAF all cold and scarred and sexy as fuckkkk and I was like “yep, that’s my guy.” The obsession has only grown from there (to unhealthy levels, your honor). While I liked and appreciated many things about Rhys & Cassian, they never quite hit like Az for me. That man completely owns my heart and my body and my mind and, he’s just THE one, y’know? He’s the one to beat of all SJM’s men for me, sorry not sorry.

—> Cut to 3 years later when I decide to finally tackle Throne of Glass. At first, I wasn’t crazy hooked on any of the male characters. Dorian and Chaol were cute, and Rowan was extremely hot too. I certainly would have worn a gold nightgown for him, if you know what I mean. At first, I was fairly certain he’d come out on top. But then, out of nowhere, EMPIRE OF STORMS DORIAN EMERGED and his phantom hands had me in a chokehold. He went from a cute little playboy prince who loves books and puppies to a sexy, broody pleasure dom-like king who can pull hot witches and who I’d gladly let break me in half (but who also still loves books and puppies). I had finally found my ToG zaddy & I was thrilled.

—> AND NOW WE HAVE Crescent City, and for the life of me, after HOSAB, I CANNOT DECIDE who my fave CC male is 🥵 Daddy Ruhn and Daddy Flynn both have me in a vice grip, a VICE 👏🏼 GRIP 👏🏼 I SAY and I just…

SJM THIS IS NOT OK. WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE IT THIS HARD FOR ME!? THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE AND I DONT LIKE IT. I PRIDE MYSELF ON ALWAYS HAVING A FAVORITE AND YOU JUST WENT AND FUCKED IT ALL UP.

Now, you can make it up to me by giving me my Azriel (Gwynriel) book and I GUESS I can move on from this super stressful moment in my life 😎

[enlightedfairyteller]

Woahhhh!!