#also idk how to make clothes but I'll be damned if I don't give him a Treasured outfit

[multi-fandom-imagine]

how have we as a fandom collectively not discussed lucifer corruption kink. because idk about anyone else but GODDDD FUCK

i was raised christian and that shit is so hot. like.. god DAMN

it's the "you used to be so devout when you were alive, what would they think of you now with the devil's cock in your mouth?" of it all for me.

A/n: this is just 🤌

You shouldn't be doing this, you were an Angel, one of the highest ranking members but looking up at the King of hell, the very man that Adam warned you about. Even when you were alive you knew better than to mess with him.

And yet, you found yourself unable to care at all.

You were on your knees, the man grasping your chin as he gave you a smirk but his eyes held something completely different.

"you used to be so devout when you were alive, what would they think of you now with the devil's cock in your mouth?" Lucifer then let his fingers glide down your cheek as you arched into his touch.

He couldn't explain why he wanted you so badly, he may have wanted to corrupt you but he also wanted to as his, he wanted you to be his and his alone.

Swallowing thickly, you could feel your heart race as you nodded your head and with a snap of your fingers you were lying in his bed. His dark eyes looking you over, wings wide and those horns. You wanted nothing more than to touch them.

"Sir....please..." you wanted something that Adam would never give you. "Please fuck me."

Lucifer grins, a mischievous glint in his red eyes as he leaned in closer, his lips brushing against your ear. His voice was low and husky as he spoke, his words dripping with desire.

"Such a dirty mouth for such a pure girl." He stated hovering above you, his hands slipping under your dress. "Please...call me Lucifer and trust me Angel. I've been waiting for this moment for far too long," he whispered, his voice laced with a mixture of excitement and possessiveness. "I'm going to show you just how much better I am than Adam will ever be." His voice was thick with desire as he continued, his words a blend of dominance and longing.

"You're mine. Only mine," he growled. "I'm going to make you forget about him completely. I'll make you scream my name, beg for me to take you. I'll give you pleasure like you've never experienced before."

His lips then crashed against yours, a surge of passion and hunger fueling the kiss. His tongue danced with yours, exploring every inch of your mouth as if he were claiming it as his own. His hands roamed over your body, his touch igniting sparks of desire within you.

"You're so fucking beautiful," he murmured against your lips, his voice raw with emotion. "Now that you're mine, I'm never letting you go."

With each word, Lucifers confidence grew, his grip on you tightening. He was determined to make you forget heaven,forget about Adam and to show you just how much better he could be. And in that moment, as his lips trailed down your neck and his hands explored your body, you couldn't deny the overwhelming desire that burned within you. You were his, and he was going to make damn sure you knew it.

Whimpering against his lips, you rubbed yourself against his groin as your breaths came out in shallow pants.

Lucifer's desire intensified as he felt your body pressing against his, your movements igniting a fire within him. His hands gripped your hips firmly, pulling you closer as he ground against you, the bulge in his pants growing harder with each passing moment.

"Mmm, you're so eager, aren't you, Angel?" he purred, his voice thick with need. "You want me to fuck you, don't you? To feel me deep inside you, claiming every inch of you?"

His hands now roaming over your body as he slowly undressed you, his touch gentle yet possessive. His eyes drank in the sight of your exposed skin, his breathing growing heavier with each passing second.

"I want you too spread those pretty legs for me."

As you complied, he quickly shed his own clothes, his cock springing free, hard and throbbing with need. He crawled onto the bed, positioning himself between your legs, his hands gripping your thighs as he gazed down at you with hunger in his eyes.

"You're mine, Angel. And I'm going to make you feel so good," he murmured, his voice filled with a mixture of possessiveness and adoration.

Without further hesitation, he plunged into you, filling you completely with one swift thrust. A moan escaped his lips as he felt your warmth enveloping him, a perfect fit that sent waves of pleasure through his body.

He began to move, his thrusts deep and powerful, each one driving you closer to the edge. His hands held onto you tightly, his hips meeting yours in a rhythm that was both primal and passionate. His eyes never left yours, his gaze filled with a mixture of possessiveness and aching desire.

"You're so fucking tight, Angel," he groaned, his voice laced with pleasure. "You feel so good wrapped around my cock."

He quickened his pace, his thrusts becoming more urgent as he chased his own release. His lips found yours once again, claiming them in a passionate kiss as he poured all his desire and need into you.

"Come for me, Angel," he whispered against your lips. "Let me feel you clench around me. Let me make you mine in every way."

As you both reached the peak of pleasure, Lucifer's own release washed over him, his body shuddering with the intensity of it. He spilled himself inside you, his moans mingling with yours as you both rode out the waves of ecstasy.

Lucifer collapsed beside you, his breathing heavy yet satisfied. He wrapped his arms around you, pulling you into a tight embrace, his lips pressing gentle kisses against your forehead.

"You're mine, Angel," he murmured, his voice filled with a mixture of possessiveness and tenderness. "And I'll do everything in my power to make you happy."

[bountycancelled]

rating how SEVENTEEN would react if you wore revealing clothes in front of the members (maknae line edition)

hyung line version here

genre: rating-headcanon hybrid, suggestive ig, gn reader

requested: nope, but reqs are open (just look at my masterlist to see who I write for♡)

warnings: suggestive stuff and delusionality (seriously, this is the most delusional piece of work I have ever written)

a/n: after going ghost for like half a year, I'm back! I'll be sure to be more active this time around, so pls request if you want me to write about something 🙏

minghao

(desperately trying to fight the urge to give him an 8/10) 6.8/10. thinks he's calm but really isn't.

takes great pride in being the only one to get to see you in more risqué attire, so is a little (a lot) jealous when he sees you walk down the stairs to greet the members.

his lips press together in that middle aged white man frown i hope yall know what the fuck im talking about CAHSSVH but he knows the members arent going to try anything with you so its all good

except its not all good because now hes distracted

teases you throughout the whole night, neck kisses, whispering what hes gonna do to you when the members leave, smirking at you BLOOD OF JESUS so that YOU end game night early instead of him (he has an image of peace and serenity to keep up and being needy for you in front of everyone would destroy it lol)

mingyu

-100009999000000/10. please do not even attempt to wear anything even remotely revealing in front of him unless you want a certain reaction.

sees what you're wearing before anybody shows up and begs you to cancel so that he can cough cough hold hands in bed with you for the whole night.

when the members walk in and see him on his knees, hugging your legs and damn near crying, they think nothing of it cause its mingyu and game night ensues.

cue mingyu glaring at everyone who touches you, doesn't matter if its accidental or if its just to give you the dice when it's ur turn to roll, they're getting stared DOWN.

also cue mingyu staring at you with his eyes glossed over and his mouth open like a squirrel staring at an accorn, and practically needing to be punched in the gut to pay attention to anything but how sexy you are.

also also cue mingyu ending game night like an hour and a half earlier and throwing you over his shoulder, barely having enough self-control to make it up the stairs (good luck soldier, it's gonna be a long night)

dokyeom

a solid 7.8/10. bless this mans heart, he would not do anything even remotely territorial or jealous after seeing what your wearing. it actually warms his heart that you feel comfortable around the members because they're truly like a 2nd family to him.

ever the charmer he is, he'll make sure to compliment you with a hand on your waist and a kiss to your cheek as you greet the members coming through the door (idk about you but imagining seokmins hand across my waist WHEW-)

since dokyeom is usually touchy with you, it serves as no surprise that he would be even more so with more revealing clothes, but he can still find it in himself to focus on the game.

but now YOU'RE distracted by his soft touches, barely even able to contain yourself or focus on anything but his hand trailing up and down your side.

neither of you end game night early, and when the time comes, everyone bids you two goodnight and does the separate ways. cue you jumping on dokyeom and him gladly carrying you to your shared bedroom. (what you don't know is that he was PURPOSEFULLY distracting you the entire time, and he is definetly dawning a self-satisfied smirk as he closes your bedroom door)

seungkwan

-666/10. you have chosen the wrong boyfriend to try something like this with, and he will make it very known.

gives you the meanest stank eye known to mankind, seething with jealousy as you make your way downstairs. (this man is literally grinding his teeth, you have created a monster-)

dedicates the entire game night to making your experience as lackluster as possible. I'm talking he'll make you lose every. single. game. every. single. round. without fail. doesn't matter if he's on your team or not, he's just that petty.

the members obviously aren't oblivious to seungkwan's sudden beef with you, but be it them thinking its funny or them not wanting to be another one of his targets, you're on your own soldier.

the only thought in his mind right is how DARE you look this good in front of anyone on the planet earth but him? where is duty? where is honour?? where is sacrifice??? (you and him just binged House of the Dragon, hence his dramatic mood)

game night ends early on account of the rest of the group feeling as though you and seungkwan need some alone time to solve this one-sided conflict. as soon as they leave, seungkwan acts all coy, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes when you say you know just how to make it up to him. as if this isn't what he wanted the whole time lol.

vernon

2/10. this guy won't even bat an eye at your choice of clothing for game night, whatever makes you comfortable is always going to be okay with him. you don't need his approval and he's aware and is perfectly fine with that.

and that's all good and well, except this time you were purposefully trying to make him jealous, so seeing his reaction (or lack there of) kind of bums you out.

don't get him wrong, it's not like he doesn't think you're attractive (you're the most beautiful human he's ever laid his eyes on) but he does not even register your outfit as you walk down the stairs, let alone get jealous in any capacity.

game night starts and finishes exactly how it always does, and when it's all over, as the members are saying their goodbyes to you two, jeonghan makes a slightly suggestive comment on your outfit, which you brush off with a wave of your hand.

it is only at that moment, after jeonghans comment, that vernon realises that your clothing is more revealing that what you usually wear in front of the members. (when I say this man is oblivious, I mean that shit)

"you look good." is all you get from him, as he walks past you and walks up the stairs and turns back to you, confused as to why you aren't following him.

all I'm saying is, if you want... attention from this man, you have to tell him upfront. because trust me, once he knows exactly what you want, he'll have no problem giving it you ;)

dino

–infinity/10. you don't wanna mess with him, cuz he's a jealous, jealous, jealous boy. if he- lemme cool with the lana lyrics but you catch my drift.

as soon as he sees your outfit, he pulls out his phone and texts on the groupchat that game night is cancelled because of "unforseen circumstances." whatever the hell that means.

he will shower you in compliments, his eyes filled with admiration for you. cue you getting kisses all over your face, and when you ask him when the boys are coming for game night, he'll simply trail his kisses a little lower, aiming at your neck to distract you and it works

at some point during your, ahem, devil's tango with Dino in your shared bedroom (he carried you there because in his words, "someone who looks as good as you should not need to lift a finger, let alone walk up a flight of stairs." okay chivalry!) you both hear a knock on the door.

it's the members, worried that one of you had gotten hurt or something which is why game night was cancelled. Dino is as red as tomato when he sees them, stating that you had hurt your ankle and that you weren't really up for game night tonight. the story would be believable if Dino wasn't sweating like he just ran a marathon, and if you weren't wearing such a sexy outfit.

but hey, you're limping as you walk down the stairs to greet the members, so maybe that'll make it all the more believable. (news flash, it makes it less believable, but Dino shoos them out effectively anyways, carrying you back to your room with a quickness, he's not done with you just yet LORD HAVE MERTHY)

thats it, i hope you enjoyed and redoing my permanent taglist, so I'll add you if you send an ask♡

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The Damn Lipstick Kiss || Austin!Elvis x Reader

Pairing: Austin!Elvis x f!reader

Words count: 864… really short, sorry. (But it's just a sneak peak, and a short blurb.)

Summary: You and this stranger had these little interactions every Friday, at the same club. It was almost religious the way you two were committed to it, but Elvis was dying to have more. And you'd have been lying if you said you weren't, too.

Warnings: mentions of sex, swearing. Sexual tension, idk??? Maybe the next chapter, if I do write it, will probably include explicit smut.

A/N: Just saying this is more like a blurb that happened after I read a couple of Elvis and Austin!Elvis fanfiction, I really have to watch the film. And I do plan to write more about this universe because I really enjoy the ideas I had. And also, English is not my first language so I'm really sorry if there's any mistakes, or sentences and expressions that don't make much sense, you can always tell and I'll fix it. I'm still perfecting my English soo… and sorry if my writing sucks haha

From the balcony of the bar you had the privileged view of the entry of the club, even though you were well-hidden to anyone who entered the place. It was your little secret place and it gave you such an advantage over your favourite raven stranger, who wouldn't see you and couldn't do any of his tricks, like start kissing your neck before announcing himself. Which happened once and you almost hit him because you thought it was some random creep assaulting you.

It was odd, what you two had. These little provocative interactions on Fridays, but it was so fun and entertaining. Even though you both didn't pass from kisses on the neck and touches in inappropriate places, nothing too rough. But you loved to see him squirm with the little things you did. So did him.

You were normally the one to provoke and tease, but he found the perfect thing to provoke you about. 

His name.

You were dying to know his name, maybe because you couldn't figure it out by yourself, since no name you thought fit him properly.

And when you asked his name, he only said, "I'll tell ya, darlin. But only if ya kiss me." And just left. 

Just. Fucking. Left.

The only thing you could think about all week before Friday came, was him. And how to provoke him more than he did. 

And after thinking, you found the perfect thing. The thing that he wanted just as much as you wanted to know his name.

Your kiss.

While you leisurely drank your drink, He arrived. The perfect black hair falling a bit on his face, the stylish clothes and the so-sure-of-himself walk. 

His eyes brushed the room, looking for you. You grinned while he sat on a table, his back facing you. Perfect.

You finished your drink in one go, before walking to him, quietly and slowly. Even though the music of the place did a good job hiding the sound of your heels on the floor.

When you got pretty close to him, you leaned down, your breath in his neck, where you kissed softly. Your hands went to his shoulders, where you brushed and caressed as your lips mistreated his throat.

"Y/N." He let out, almost a moan; making you grin in his skin. 

One of your hands went to the pocket of your jacket, taking out a napkin and you kissed it, leaving a mark of your red lipstick. 

"What is it, love?" You asked, faking innocence. And then you bit his skin lightly, finally gaining a groan of him.

His hand went up to your hand on his upper arm, which he squeezed tightly. "Y/N." He repeated, almost like your name was a prayer. He turned his head, making eye contact with you.

You stood up, going to his front, so he could see you entirely. You gently settled the napkin on his lap before giving his shoulder a light squeeze.

You bit your lip as he looked at you curiously, his gaze dropping to your lips as you flashed him with a flirtatious smile.

Some bigger boldness flashed in your body and you couldn't but grip his chin gently, making him slowly look up to your eyes, your faces just a few inches away. 

Your smile grew even bigger when you saw him swallow hard as his gaze roamed over your body. Your hands slipped to his jaw and neck from his chin, caressing his cheek with your thumb. You leaned in just a little bit, and he did it too, lips so close that they almost touched.

He stared right into your eyes, the look on his face begging you for so many things at the same time. 

Then his mouth did it, "Please."

Please for you to touch him properly, please for you to kiss him, please for you to fuck him that night. And, God, you wanted it so fucking bad.

But you didn't. 

Instead, you placed a soft peck on his forehead, tapped on the napkin on his lap, almost touching his crotch and turned heel.

Just walked away, giving him the perfect view of your hips swinging in the rhythm of the music of the club.

And when you were almost at the exit door when you glanced at his table again soon enough to catch him reading the napkin. He sighed after saying what you presumed it was a 'fuck' and rested his back on the chair, breathing heavily. 

You giggled while pushing the door, seeing his look come to you again and you sent him a wink right before leaving the place.

He glanced at the napkin that was on his lap once more. Which said: "A kiss from a pretty girl." With that damn lipstick kiss on it.

He took it in his hands, staring at it. Then he flipped it, only to find the rest of the note. "Now, what's your name, stranger?"

He bit his bottom lip and exhaled slowly, driving himself to the image of you, the perfect sexy you. The one that could drive him mad with just a touch.

 He couldn't wait for next Friday.

[having-conniptions]

Love In The Air episode 5 live reaction under the cut (long post)

Awwww Payu is checking if Rain got sick OHMYGOD HOW MANY HICKEYS CAN A GUY- awwwwww little forehead kiss <3

And Payu with his hair down AAAAA

At least Rain is finally getting some sleep

"I was gonna flirt then dump him, but willingly became his instead" AYYYYYYYY

MOM ALERT

"I don't get why architecture students study so hard." Rain, under his breath: "Do something else hard, more like" BOYYY HAHAHAHA

And he's borrowing Payu's sweater 😭❤️

RAIN'S ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED FACE WHEN HE SEES PAYU WORKING OUT TOPLESS AND SWEATY

Ohhh is Payu gonna be mad? Worried? Mad about being worried?

Meeting the mom so soon huh?

Yeah he's mad cause he's worried

And he's getting a little controlling idk what to think of this

"Are you ready to be punished?" You guys just made up so I'm gonna assume you mean in a sexy way

Was not expecting "fever reducer. Rectal suppository." HELP I'M DYING HAHAHA

Oh no Rain don't call for your mom what if she actually comes in huh

Annnnd there she is with snacks. Rain under the covers thinking "don't be suspicious, don't beeeee suspicious" while Payu plays it cool - I bet he already got Rain's pants off and that's why Rain is hiding like that lol

Payu is such a smooth talker

Yup, pants were off. This was not the scene I expected but it was the scene I needed lmao

Prapai!!!! He's sooooooooo

"I was gonna ask about the cutie's friend. But it's okay. I can wait for Payu. Cause if he's a devil, then I'm a beast." TELL ME NOW HAVE THEY BEEN HOOKING UP I REMEMBER PRAPAI BEING IN A GOOD MOOD RANDOMLY AND THEN DISAPPEARING FOR SEVERAL EPISODES AND SKY HAD THAT GIANT HICKEY ON HIS NECK I SAW THE CLUES THEY'VE BEEN HOOKING UP HAVEN'T THEY

PRAPAI I BARELY KNOW YOU BUT I LOVE YOU

Not Sky sneezing because someone is talking about him I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

"Should I address myself as 'Wife' instead?" RAIN STOPPP HAHAHA

"We're just junior and senior. Your time to win me over is up." PAYU DON'T MAKE HIM SUFFER LIKE THAT SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

"From now on... I'll be the one to pursue you." OH the game is ON. THE GAME IS ON I SAY

Yeah hit him with that pillow knock him the fuck out Rain I support you

"You left scratch marks all over my back last night" WELL YOU LEFT HICKEYS ALL OVER HIS CHEST I THINK YOU GUYS ARE EVEN

Rain being a little tsundere but literally only lasting for two seconds is what I live for

"I want you to choose... between becoming my wife or having me as your husband" PAYU THAT'S LITERALLY NOT HOW IT WORKS also why are they getting engaged already is this the gay version of uhaul leabians??

PAYU BUSTING OUT A WHOLE ASS SPEECH WHY RAIN SHOULD AGREE TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND (WIFE?)

WHAT DID HE WHISPER IN RAIN'S EAR I NEED TO KNOW

That's a lot of tongue ayyyyyy

Payu is so happy and in love aaaaaa why is this episode called calm before the storm I'm scared

Rain is so shy and giggly while texting Payu aaaa I love them

OH so that's what Payu whispered awwwww <3

Sky is 100% done again lmao

Oh Ple...

"I would have been happier if I hadn't just gotten a husband" for the 100th time babe you did not get married

SHE REALLY ASKED RAIN FOR PAYU'S NUMBER I AM CACKLING GIRL YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU JUST STEPPED INTO

Not Rain almost publicly calling Payu his boyfriend aaaa

"I think... my brother likes P'Payu too." IS THIS GONNA BE A RAIN JEALOUSY ARC???

Rain still has tea on his nose lmao

"Damn these fruity siblings" NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I AM WHEEZING

Whoever wrote these subtitles deserves a raise

Good to know everyone looks a little dumb with a helmet like that, even Rain

Motorcycle ride giving me kpts flashbacks

My pet peeve is that we can always hear the fabric of their clothes etc moving/rustling because they were probably wearing mics while filming, it makes me feel like I'm hiding in Payu's shirt lmao

Oh hi Sky! Rain don't be shy he knows anyway - not just because you talked about it but also because I still suspect he's already hooking up with Payu's best friend (who obviously also knows about everything that's going on in Payu's love life)

AWWWW SKYYYYY aaaaa I love himmmmmmm

Lmao Payu asking about Ple

Not Payu calling Rain's mom asking for permission for Rain to stay over 👀👀👀 boy has plans I suppose

Which is exactly why we have a timeskip to the next morning lmao

Payu is humming while making coffee and I am once again reminded of the fact that this episode is called calm before the storm WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN

PAYU I'M ALL FOR YOU LIFTING RAIN UP ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER BUT COULD YOU PLEASE PUT THE KNIFE DOWN FIRST

Oh my gaaaaahddddd the singing scene

"If anyone asks, just say that you're P'Payu's wife" xD

Bonus scene: wait that was before Rain even started studying there and Payu wrote him a good luck note IT IS FATE AAAA

[entertainmentgirl80]

KoKo's & Bobby's Special Day (Robert "Bob" Floyd X Plus-Size F!Reader) 👰🏾🤵💒💙

Robert "Bob" Floyd X Black Curvy Plus Size F!Reader (Nickname: KoKo)

Warning: Lot Of Fluff, Hangman Being Hangman, Making Love (Yes I'm Talking About Sex) lol, Expecting Pregnancy, A Time Jump, & Hint Of Talking About Race

Part 2:

3 years ago after Bob proposed to KoKo, you & the girls (Phoenix, Penny, & Amelia) are at the dress shop in downtown looking for a dress for you, while you at the plus-size section where the dresses are, suddenly you found the perfect dress that you been looking for:

"Hey guys I'm found the dress that I'll been looking for" you said

"It's beautiful KoKo, that perfect for you I think you should try it on" Penny said to her

6 seconds later, KoKo did try the dress on and it's fit her curves perfectly, the women was admired her while she trying the dress on. So after KoKo got her wedding dress & the women got their maid dresses too, they all went to the salon getting their pedicures & manicures done before the wedding tomorrow.

Meanwhile, Bob & the guys (Hangman, Rooster, Coyote, Payback, & Fanboy) are at the tuxedo place in downtown to trying on their outfits on before the big day tomorrow.

"I'm can't believe our baby on board is getting married tomorrow" Hangman said

"I know right Bagman but hey at least we are a family and we love KoKo she very sweet and she been good to Bobby boy since they know each other since 3 years now." Payback said to Hangman

"Hey when we gonna have the cake come though and what kind of favor though?" Fanboy said

"Tomorrow morning they gonna drop it off at the venue before the reception after the wedding and it's chocolate cake" said Bob

"Soooooo is KoKo's family members are coming to the wedding tomorrow?" Payback said to Bob

"Yes her mom & some of her cousins from her dad's side, also her aunt (who she staying at home) are coming, idk about her other aunts, uncles, cousins or even her older sister too they probably gonna be busy and stuff like that though" Said to Bob.

"Oh okay that a big family she got though." Rooster said to Bob while putting his clothes back on after he try his suit on.

"But you know what how we gonna celebrate Bob's last time being single?" Said Hangman

"What?" Coyote said

"A BATCHELOR PARTY!!!" Hangman said while he being so excited

"Okay Bagman, I don't want no stripper sitting on my face like that or KoKo will be upset at me." Bob said to Hangman

"Trust me Bobby boy you won't get in trouble, just relax and have fun with us boys tonight okay?" Hangman said to Bob with a devilish smirk smile

"Okay Hangman, I trust you." said to Bob

Later That Evening...

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After a long day of girl bonding while shopping some wedding stuff before tomorrow, y'all back at Penny's crib to chill for minutes before head out for a night out, while y'all chilling and Penny is on the phone with Maverick, Nat (aka Phoenix) is looking at Koko while she sitting outside on the patio, while she walking towards behind her, she said "do you mind I'm sit with you?" She said to Koko, "It's a free country" Koko said to Nat while she smiled at her, after some hours of silence while sitting looking at the view of the ocean, Nat asking Koko about Bob and how she & him fell hard for him:

"Koko what it's like to be in love, I mean how did you two have chemistry between you & Bob felt like you never felt like that before?" Nat said to you.

"We just click individually it's like dogs & cats getting along with each other you know." You said while you chuckled.

"That the best damn ideology that you ever said to me tonight how you described y'all love for each other." Said Nat to you while she chuckled back and she give you the biggest hug ever while y'all sitting there staring at the view, she said "thank you for taking care of my wingman and make him the happiest man that he can be" Nat said to you. "Your welcome love and I'm love him so much that he treat me well, I'll want to be with him forever till the day I die". You said to Natasha and she give you the genuine smile while y'all still sitting there on the patio.

Meanwhile, The boys is setting up a bachelor party for Bob tonight before he getting married the next day.

"So are you ready for your wedding surprise Bobby boy?" Hangman said to Bob while having the infamous Seresin smirk on his face.

"Ready that I'm ever be Hangman." Bob said to Seresin while rolling his eyes

While everyone is chilling at the party till a doorbell rings and one of the guys open the door and saw a woman dressing up as a military officer (which is a stripper by the way), while she came in she said "Which one of you is Bob?" And they point at him while he drinking a beer, so the rest of the night was wild that evening.

Fast Forward The Big Day.....

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KoKo is getting ready to walk down the aisle, Phoenix, Penny, & the rest of the women are getting ready too as well, so while KoKo is excited about getting married to the love of her life, she is little nervous that she thinking about her father is not gonna be here to help her walk down the aisle with her or seeing having a first child with the man she love but she knows her father is smiling down from the heaven and he know he very proud of her that she becoming the woman who she is now. After she snap back to reality because of that similar southern drawl accent you almost recognize "Hey y'all are ready?" Said to Hangman while he standing in his tux & his hair slick back looking handsome as always. "Ready as I ever be, so how do I look?" You said towards to Hangman, "Beautiful like a damn princess darlin." He said to you with a classic hangman wink . " Thank you Jake" you said while you smile back at him.

When the ceremony is starting, the rest of people rising up from sitting and have their eyes on KoKo looking stunning in her wedding gown while Hangman is holding her walking towards down the aisle, after she walked down the aisle towards to Bob and Jake give her a sweet kiss peck on her cheek and he give her away to him.

"Robert do you take Korria seriously to be your awfully wedding wife?"

"I Do" said to Bob

"And Korria do you take Robert seriously to be your awfully wedding husband?"

"I Do" you said

"By the power invest in me, I'm announces you as husband & wife, you may kiss the bride."

As Bob smiles and stepped forward, grabbing your face gently and kissing you while everybody cheering & clapping loudly as y'all smiled each other.

While everyone is having a good time at the reception, you & Bob are cuddling the day away till y'all hit the dance floor, during the waltz yall was whispering each other and telling y'all "I love yous" while y'all dancing and enjoying each other's company. After the reception is over y'all bout to head out while y'all on the way to the hotel in a limousine, Bob is being flirty while he put his hand on your thigh and he complimented you that how beautiful you are and he can't wait to take off that dress on you and make love to you. That makes Koko blush even more that the person who she truly in love with is who never seen a side of him before, but you know what they said about them quiet ones though. So later that night while y'all at the hotel during honeymoon: you got out of the bathroom wearing a lingerie that you got off from Savage X Fenty (which is owned by Rihanna which is her favorite female celebrity that she liked) with some matching black lace panties that go with it and Bob saw you how you looked, he was memorized of her beauty & her curves that he love:

"God you is fucking beautiful honey and I'm thank goodness that you made for me" Bob said to Koko

"Thank you baby" you said to Bob while it's making your cheeks blush even more, so Bobby got up from the bed and stepped forward toward to KoKo and he put his hand on her face & his other hand around her curvy wrist, starting to kiss her but it's was a passionate but gentle kiss from him though so after he kissed you, he said "listen I'm know this is our first time having sex as husband & wife but I'm wanna take it nice & slow to make sure you are comfortable and not rushing you know?" That is when Koko's fell in love with him hard is because of his shyness but sweet demeanor.

"We not gonna rush Bobby, thank you for understanding & the patience that you have on me you know?" You said to Bob

"Your welcome darlin, you know I'm just can't believe that you are all mine, it's like a dream come true." Bob said to you

"I know right, I'm can't believe it either but on second thought you know what I thinking?" You said to Bob

"What is it?" Bob said to you

"Take me to bed Mr. Floyd" you said to Bob as you wrapped around your arms around his neck

"Yes ma'am Mrs. Floyd off the bed to go." Bob said to you

As he laid you down in the bed at first to make sure you comfortable, after y'all got in the bed. Bob is starting to progress is to undress you after he undressed you out of the lingerie, he starting to do foreplay on you: like touching & kissing on you though your body and it's making you shivers because the way he touch on you it's like fireworks exploded during 4th of July while warming up during a intimate moment between you & Bob, then he starting to finger you in your vagina out of nowhere and it's making you moaning till you starting getting wet down there for him but lowkey you know you like it. After he making you cum, Bob wanna taste that creampie between your legs after he fingered you down there. But now the finale dessert of the evening is that you want Bob go inside you and he didn't waste no time to take off his boxers and the first time you see his dick (which is hard as a rock & lengthy too also) so he hop back in the bed while you laying there still naked, as he on top of you, y'all two said y'all little hellos:

"Hey" you said while laying there naked

"Hi there gorgeous" Bob said back to you

After y'all two said y'all little greetings, he starting to put his tip inside of you, at first it's was a little unpleasant under there but he make sure you that it's be painless the best he can.

"Ready, my sweet girl?" Bob said to you

"Yes, my love I'm ready" you said to him back

After hours of making love in the bed, y'all two starting to get tired so after y'all finished, Bob run the warm shower water after y'all made a little mess in the bed, while during showering he kiss you on your temple, showing you more love & affection that a man would ever had on his wife before in a intimate moment like this.

Time Jump: 5 Years Later:

You already graduating from college but now y'all are home owners of the house that y'all brought for your future family in San Diego, California, also now working at home, during her work on her tablet, Koko felt something awful in her stomach so she went to the toilet to throw up and she quickly having a thought that she might be pregnant, so she went to the store grab 3 or 4 pregnancy tests and then she went back home to try all 4 of them till both of them turned positive. That make Koko excited but nervous at the time because this is gonna be her & Bob's first child together, also she want to make sure her unborn child is need the love & affection like she want it to be but also understanding that the child is gonna be biracial so she wanna make sure that he or she don't wanna felt like a outsider as well but she know that her & Bob did talk about having children. Plus she did have the talk about race with him because he have to remember that he white and she black so he understands and empathize where Koko is coming from though because what going on today's society because how people can be. After Bob come home from work from Top Gun, you greeted him after he came in with a big hug & a kiss on the lips telling him how his day at Top Gun was:

"Hey Honey" you said to Bob

"Hey Baby" Bob said back to you after he got in the house

"How was work today?" You said to him

"It's good but same old" he said back to you

"Honey I'm got you a little present" you said to him while getting something out of the bathroom

"Oh really what is it, if is that gaming chair that you been looking for you know we can get it till" Bob said to you till he stop on his tracks

"What in the little bag, sweetheart?" he said to you

"Open it" you said to him

"A p-pregnancy test??" He said to you while he was shocked

"Yes baby you gonna be a daddy!!" You said to him while you were happy but nervous at the same time

"Oh honey I'm can't believe you been hiding it till now so that why you been feeling not good especially when we eating last night why you didn't tell me though?" Bob said to you

"I'm didn't want to impose because of your work schedule or stuff you like to do after work or-" Koko said to you till he stop you from talking

"Baby listen, you know all my life I'm always want to be a father but also never thought I'll dreamed that it would come the right time with the right person till you show up to bright my life up and make me feel I'm can be myself don't matter how awkward or nerdy that I am, you make me feel love that i never felt like this before when I'm with you." Bob said to you while he expressed his feelings to you.

"Baby boy I'm glad that I found you, you been with me through the ups & downs regardless how bad situations can be sometimes but you always comfort me to make sure that everything is gonna be okay and we gonna get through this don't matter what weather is coming our way so I cherished that for the rest of our lives for that I love you till the wheels fall off." You said to Bob

"I love you too baby forever & always" Bob smiles to you while he hugging you & kissing on your forehead in the kitchen. ❤

A/N: Well this is the final chapter of this story, I'm can't believe it's finally over but I really like this storyline and I hope people gonna like it till next time yall. 😘😌

[matenrou-fan]

MTC x fem! reader

"The fateful night"

idk how I come up with this idea but I decided to write it. Kinda like it so.. enjoy. Also please it's my first fic so don't expect much

fem! reader, reader is hitwoman, swearing, mention of smoking, a little bit OOC I think?;; 1718 words

You was walking quickly on a dark streets, almost running. Cold rain makes you clothes clinging to you figure, but you didn't even notice bad weather, you thoughts spinning around your failure.

You getting back from your mission, thinking about how you should fix everything. As a hitwoman who works on mafia, you have no chances even of small mistake, but you just did one, and a big one.

You sigh tiredly. How you ever ended up in this situation, working for some shady people? Well, it's not time for crying over your past mistakes, you have a new one and it's more important cause yours life depends in this one, your boss will be not pleased and you should think how to save yourself now.

"Hey, are you alright? What are you doing in streets in such hour all alone in night?" - sudden voice makes you return to earth and you gasp a little. As if this day couldn't get any worse.

In front of you was standing Samatoki Aohitsugi himself, one of the most influential people in other mafia band, literally yours rival.

You back away a little. You know Samatoki as someone with short temper and anger issues, but you never meet each other before. He probably didn't realize that you're from other gang, as you do more shady and hidden work, but still, you should be more careful around him.

"I.. I'm alright.." - you simply say, looking away. You also hear that Samatoki is pretty soft with civilians, always help them if they have problems with criminals. Like, with someone as your boss, to be more accurate. He was a "good, white" mafia, and you're a "bad, black" one, that didn't afraid to do some illegal shit. Maybe you was not agree with all things that your gang do, but do you really have a choice? This is not a business where you can just simply go away, only if you want to ended up in coffin.

He look at you a little bit suspicious, but you just look away, too afraid to meet his gaze. If you two would meet when you not in such condition, you probably would take your chances to play a naive poor civilian just to get some info from him, at least something, that maybe would be useful to your gang.

Then sudden idea comes to your mind. You already fuck up, and fuck up really great. Why not to play a game? If you will be able not only convince Samatoki that you're just a lost girl, but also get something from him or even befriend him, then maybe you would be forgiven. If he will quickly figured out your plan than you will just give up, let him do his heroic purifying to bad bad mafia. It's gonna be much better than all things your gang would do with you, at least you think like that.

"Um.. I'm actually lost a little.." - you said with trembling voice. You don't even need to play and act that much, you already look like scared tired mess, you voice tremble and skin cold and pale from bad weather.

He scoff. "Can't you just said that right away?" He looks a little annoyed, as he was also a little cold, without any umbrella, just in his white shirt that was almost clear from wetness. "What's your address? I'll walk you to home"

"I don't actually remember" - you said and bite your tongue. You didn't know what makes you say this, maybe you hoping that he can take you to secret facility or headquarters of his gang. Yes, very stupid, but you feel a sudden wave of adrenaline. Come what may come, you're ready to anything and probably already accept your fate.

"What? Are you a fucking homeless or something?" - he groan with annoyance. He tries to find a pack of cigarettes in his pocket than realised it's still raining. [I know several hotels near here, but they all don't book a room in night time. Damn it] he thinks than step away a little.

"Come here. I will take you in one place" - he said and you just nod, quickly follow him, as you feel you heart race speed up. Did you plan just worked?! Well, you didn't know where he takes you, but at least somewhere from streets.

[It's actually good that I lie about my address. I'm sure they already send someone to my house] - you think while look at Samatoki's back, not really sure what to do next.

"What's your name?" - he asks suddenly. Probably wanted to talk a little just to know what type of person you're. And you decided to play some naive, a little bit stupid and shy girl, maybe with some dramatic life problems. Who's heart will not melt after some sad story from just a little innocent girl..?

"I'm.. I'm [name].." you said quietly, then raise your voice a little "I.. I'm sorry that I cause so many troubles, i-"

"Oi, oi, stop with this shit, okay? Don't play dumb" - he scoff and you felt as you heart sink as you immediately shut up. Did he already get it? He already know who you are and play with you the same game you trying to play?

You got absolutely silent, as you just simply follow him, mentally swearing at yourself for being that stupid.

He was lead you in some not really familiar to you street. Then suddenly grab your hands and look back at you. "Look at the ground and don't try to remember the way you gonna use now, understand?" he say pretty hard and you just simply nod, looking at the ground. Dsmn, his voice actually make you a little bit scared.

Yes, you did as he told, but you still look around, trying to remember some small detail like garbage or some small holes on the road that will help you to find the way back.

You heard as he talk with someone, greeting and asking someone, probably his subordinates. They was talking about some case that was related to drugs and you listen carefully, still facing the ground, too afraid to look up, only your eyes dart back and forth, trying to see at least something. He then take you to one of the rooms.

"Ah, looks who finally decided to show up.. Samatoki, how can you be late to the meet that YOU planned?" - as soon as you hear another voice in room you immediately turn your head, don't believe to your ears.

Yes, that was him - Iruma Jyuto, one of the worst cops you ever know. Well, you know him only from hearsay but still. He's the man who will never stops in his way and he doesn't mind to do things that others cops will not even try to do just get higher on his career ladder. The simple fact that he's literally standing inside mafia's hideout and talk with Samatoki like that makes everything clear about his personality.

[I was trying to avoid one hole but get inside another one, much bigger. And this one will lead me right into hell] - you think, as Samatoki was arguing with Jyuto.

"Shut up! I got caught in the rain and than meet this stupid girl.." - He sigh, and then Jyuto looks at you, a little bit suspicious. You also notice another man, who was sitting all this time on a couch but get closer.

"You should change your clothes or you will get cold, Samatoki. It's good I take on of mine drinks, it's made of herbs, try it. Will warm up you a little" - he get closer and you whimper a little. Why he is SO tall?! And is this a fucking military uniform? Aren't the army has been disbanded?

Samatoki just waved it away. "I'm alright, really. If you wanna feed someone with yours.. great homemade tea you can give it to her, I don't care". The former soldier than looks at you, offering a cup of steaming drink that looks like tea. You slowly take it in your trembling arms, feeling a wave of goosebumps from warm cup walls.

"And who is it, Samatoki? Since when you start to charity work, huh?" - Jyuto scoff when look at you. You hopes that he didn't recognize you, he can't know all members from illegal band, can he?

"Just some strange girl, I don't know. She doesn't even know her own address, I couldn't just leave her on streets and simply go away, huh.." - Samatoki sigh and and sit on the couch, finally reaching for his cigarette and start smoking.

"You don't remember your address? Are you have amnesia?" - the tall one looks surprisingly more softer, he take off his jacket and put it on your shoulders "Do you remember what happened..?"

"You right, Rio. Why don't you sit down and relax a little, while tell us your story..?" - Jyuto smirks.

It was clear that Samatoki didn't realise who you are, but he was still a little suspicious and annoyed when Jyuto.. You can't really say, his mischievous smile makes you worried.

But do you really have a choice? You sit down, in front of Samatoki, who was lazily look at you, as Jyuto sit next to him, lit up his cigarette from Samatoki's one and looks at you, waiting for the story. Rio just stand up behind them, looking at you with stoic calm expression.

They all look different from each other and you don't even know where to start and how to lie you way out of here. Rio looks like he would accept the truth and will not be that critical, Jyuto with all his face shows you that he's here for some show and will not let you ho away so easily, even if you would be actually a civilian, and Samatoki.. You can see some interest in his eyes, but he also have kind of wary gaze when his eyes meets yours.

You think that that talk in street with Samatoki would be the most hard part, but no. Now you need to win them over with some truth or some lie - it's all upon on you.

That would be a really long night.. A night that will change your life.

[END]

[wh0lemilk0vich]

been thinking of stuff that could work for both steve or eddie, oblivious wg came to mind and i think that really does it for me!

like oh boy these jeans are getting tight while the other half is just like . @_@ yeah no shit babe !!

especially when y’all were talking about the “clothes shrunken in the wash” scenario before (loved the art for that btw!!!)

and then one day it just like. hits them. like you didn’t tell me ??? if steve were the one to put on weight i definitely think he’d be sheepish and maybe even a little insecure, eddie’s just like “yeah idk i thought you knew. all good tho because it’s hot”

in eddie’s case he would be a little shocked at first cause he was a beanpole all throughout his life until seemingly now but would quickly roll with it after some gentle praise from steve (and a good bj)

thoughts?

wormie !! 🪱

Ughhhh hell yeah, wormie 🪱!!

Chef's kiss amazing stuff. God I love your asks

This is so good. I like it in both directions the way you described it.

You're absolutely right that Steve would be insecure but Eddie would be so lascivious about it 😈 he'd be like

"Damn, you didn't know Stevie!? Shit, here I thought you were doing it on purpose to drive me fucking crazy!!"

"wait what...you mean-?"

"Do you know what your ass, does to me Stevie?" Like so turned on he's whining, grabbing Steve's shirt by the neck to pull him in and then reaching around him in a hug to smack and grab his bigger cheeks and grind against his crotch "Fuck you're just getting so damn beefy, lucky I'm a carnivore, baby."

"So you don't mind?"

"Mmmm baby let me show you how little I mind. Gonna make you my fat little housewifey. Damn Stevie, you're lucky you know, a different set of equipment and I'd be filling you with a litter of metal head pups...I'll settle for filling you up another way."

And yessss Eddie would be shocked at first, literally delusionally convinced he's a beanpole and deaf to Steve's early hints. Unable to understand subtlety.

Like it probably happens when Eddie spills something on his shirt or pants and he's like

"It's cool, you can just lend me something of yours."

Steve just laughs thinking it's a joke

"what's so funny?" He asks sincerely, soft dopey smile on his face, like when a puppy turns its head to the side.

"Oh.. I just mean...you're like a lot bigger than me...now."

"What? You're hilarious, babe, quit messing around. I'll settle for like gym bottoms and a henley.

"I mean, ok, Edd..."

"Jeez Stevie, since when do you wear kids sizes?"

"Those are actually hand-me-downs from my pops."

"Well shit, huh. Guess I've gotten pretty fat, huh, Stevie."

And Steve's getting all hot and squirmy.

"I mean kinda...can I um tell you something though."

"I guess I can lose it, fuck, I hate moving and sweating."

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO- *ahem* I mean, you don't have to do that. I was going to say that um, I, uh, really like it, actually."

"Well shit, Harrington. Could told me sooner you were a chubby chaser. Wouldn'ta held back on looking like a pig this long."

"Yeah, well I mean it's not something you just blurt ou- ...You've been holding back?"

"Oh I'm gonna give you a boner so hard" starts stalking toward Steve

"...Think I can feed you out of those?"

"Guess we'll have to try and find out, and we'll just have to buckle down and keep at it until we do it. I love learning new pervy shit about you, Stevie! Grab the Nutella, will you?"

(also I don't have an mpreg kink but I think Eddie would 10000% have a breeding kink and talk all lovey and dopily about filling Steve up with babies 😂)

[starrycassi]

I was talking with a friend about buying earrings, then the conversation went to our poor money management, and then;

Neil as an

✨ accountant ✨

Idk if for the foxes OR the raven

Let's do ravens first because I clearly have a serious favoritism over Raven!Neil out of all aus

Yes this could be serious HOWEVER I feel like doing silly little things

Kevin "Oh yeah ! My skin in naturally like this, I guess that all that exercise really keeps the acne away" Day vs Neil "I'm the one that has to order your five-step skin care rutin with like ten fucking different products just shut up already "

Neil is the one in charge of the diet. As a punishment, he gets the ravens a lot of fast food

"Oh you want to be the best? Well, play with sugar induced energy and nothing but that this week. YES SANDOVAL THIS IS BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR POOR PERFORMANCE. EVERYONE FUCKING CLAP AT HER"

He's a player too but no one is quite sure of how's captain, either him or riko

Riko "we are engaging in a all sea food diet this month to experiment with omega 3 and-"

Neil "No, we aren't. If you do that the only thing we'll be experimenting is a shortage on the amount of money the little lord allows to use in food and I am SO not about to start balancing everything out AGAIN. You can stick to the normal food and have sushi like at weekends"

Neil is also the accountant of his father's business so he's quite important for Ichiro, yk

What I'm saying is: Ichiro and Neil brother-ish relationship is everything I do because I love THEM.

Ichiro calls Neil like one day after Riko turned sixteen and goes "Do we have enough money to buy him a car?"

Of fucking course they do but Ichiro enjoys putting the boys against each other because life is hard kiddos.

Neil sighs very loudly and answers "We can afford the car. What we can't afford is having him crash it around time and time again so he first needs driving lessons"

Riko's right there the whole conversation.

So basically, Riko and Neil have the same power but not the same "assignments"

Because Neil can be a fucking figth-starter but he's also really good at maths

Riko is crazy. Plainly and simple (no it's not so simple I want to analize him around like a piece of broken glass)

Jean "Nat, I need new clothes for the upcoming banquet"

Neil "No the fuck you don't. You need some sewing classes and that's all"

He's so done half the time

"KEVIN AND DEREK, STOP SLAMMING EACH OTHER AGAINST THE WALL IN THIS INSTANT. YOU HAVE BIG DICK'S WE GET IT. THOSE HELMETS ARE NEW. IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT, TAKE THE FUCKING HELMET OF AND KILL EACH OTHER ALREADY I'LL BE CHEAPER TO FIND TWO NEW PLAYERS THAN TWO NEW HELMETS BIG ENOUGH TO FIT INTO THOSE HEAD OF YOURS"

"... we're going to stop right now—"

Neil, very late at night, broke into Kevin and Riko's room with a coffee on hands: "Riko. Riko, I don't care about your bullshit. No, look at my face, do I look like I give a fuck? 'cause I don't. Stop fucking torturing the god-damn players. The medical bill is almost as high as the other ones fucking mixed. I understand you have some weird fetishes and such but keep them out of the fucking court"

Riko, still half asleep: "It's about showing power, ownership, punishment, it's about control and-"

Neil, now wishing he was dead: "I'm sure your brother will be happy knowing that you're damaging the property of the Main Branch because you want to get a boner. Find some good porn and stop making this so weird. Good night Kevin, I hope you have some good earphones

Neil, 3 am, should be asleep but Jean is having a moment ™ because of his claustrophobia: "Ichiro this is ridiculous. We are not going to paint everything black AGAIN. It makes us need more AC money because it's so fucking hot in here. It's also such a weird color to find and so fucking pricey and for WHAT? it makes no sense to have it everywhere. It looks good on a suit not in the whole fucking room"

Ichiro, 3:30 am, should be asleep but his little brother is having a moment ™ of ranting because of some stupid color: "But do you understand that I don't even care about that? Talk with Kengo or something. Don't call me at this hours again unless someone is dying or I'll cut your throat open"

The idea is just so funny to me

"Nat, can we have for dinner some-" "Absolutely not. I don't know what you want but no. I refuse to. I saw your credit card score last month. So many lube and condoms, now go eat that shit if you're so hungry.

"Nat there's a man with a gun searching for u in the university saying that he's your faithful servant" "...shit, I confused my address and my dad's again"

"Why are there so many different dresses in my doorstep on a box, Junior?" "Why are there so many different knives on a package for you, nat?" "I really need to get better with addresses"

[newmsies]

i would like to add onto my Morris Delancey from 92sies looks like a depressed man in his 30's hc by saying this.

while yes, he does seem to be quieter, more reserved, and stuff compared to Oscar and while, yes, i suppose you could use that and the fact that he seems to follow around what Oscar does as an excuse to say he's the younger brother it would make more sense that he's older to me and let my explain why by going into unnecessary detail about his character design. not only personality design but also physical character design.

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character design (personality)

Morris is the more quite of the two brothers, the main times i hear him talk more then 1 word at a time during the movie is when he yells at Jack "You're as good as dead cowboy!" and when Oscar tells Jack what they're going to do to David and he says to Oscar "Shut up." and pushes him along. I've watched the movie an ungodly amount of times, i grew up with my parents watching it even but that's the most i feel like i ever heard Morris talk

Morris is also in the movie almost always seen behind Oscar, following his lead or (and what i find the more amusing of the two assumptions) just standing behind his little brother waiting for him to say something he wasn't supposed to and smack him upside the head for it. the way he stands behind Oscar is definitely an older brother behind his dumbass kid brother just trying to control the kiddo, i know that because that's exactly how i stand behind my younger brother, and how David stands behind Les

3. in the scene where the Delanceys beat up Sarah Les and David, Morris is definitely the more violent out of the two but it didn't look like he was really all too violent until someone (i don't remember who, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong on how this scene went) put their hands on Oscar, idk if i just have horrible memory or if that's how the fight started

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physical character design (looks) (there's not much to this one)

he's tall and kinda lanky

it looks like he stands with sort of a "I'm too tired to stand up completely straight but I'll stand up straight enough and if you don't like it you'll live i promise" posture

Morris also has a moustache, which ofc you see Jack shaving at the beginning of carrying the banner but that was more of a "17 year old ugly stubble" then Morris' "I've got way more to worry about in life then a damn moustache"

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honestly, i based all of this off of comparing how similar Morris acts with Oscar to how i act with gollums long lost twin (also known as my little brother)

if your opinion is different i would love to hear it!

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no offense to Morris Delancey or his amazing 92sies actor David Sheinkopf, but 92sies Morris does have a kinda "I'm getting old and i could give less of a shit" kind look and i don't know if that's the clothing, the way he acts as Morris, Morris just as a character, or Sheinkopf's face 😭

[dintheanxious]

Din rambles about rp [Licorice Cookie] (Really long post)

Like I said in my Vampire Cookie post: Cookie Run does the thing I like where they give you a character, a basic personality and an idea of a backstory and then let you run with it. Though, when I rp Cookie Run I usually make them humans to be

yknow, less weird when they bang bc idk how that would work.

So I give them names, places of origin, (even doing a bit of extra world building myself), and families.

Licorice is more complex than Alchemist and Vampire so I'll try to be coherent for once in my life

Name and hcs below!

Name:

Latin Fawn Edwards. I honestly cannot give you a legitimate reason for his name, but I can give a reason for the name he introduces himself as: Lich

Which isn't even as in depth as my last post. It's just in reference of a necromancer specifically the Lich from Adventure Time because I think that Licorice would think it's a cool sounding name.

Basic Hcs:

I love Licorice Cookie so I got a damn list of these.

Bisexual Demiboy with he/they pronouns

Lich is about 23 years old, not a huge hc but just starting off small

He also claims to be a Scorpio because it sounds cooler, but that unravels when you find out his birthday is in early September (Virgo)

Story Hcs:

Lich wasn't intended to pursue magic since the Licorice tribe wasn't as magically educated as the Coffee one, so not only did he not receive the recognition he deserved most people didn't know how to give him that recognition or just didn't care. His parents were in the latter group.

It's hard to get him to even ADMIT that he was from such an "embarrassing" place and will claim he's from Magic City.

What actually happened was: one day to show off how powerful he was, Lich brought a dead cotton candy lamb back to life.

At first, it was finally enough to get him some recognition, with a little more work the tribe would be able to bring all their late livestock back to life and benefit from it!

That was until that lamb began to cannibalize the other sheep and had to be put down.

That was what ran Lich out of the tribe by pretty much everyone who could.

Cold and alone, Lich tried to find his way to the Coffee tribe or Milk tribe but got lost. The blizzard was getting stronger and Lich began to give up. However, Dark Enchantress saw the previous events and appeared from the snowy winds with a grin. She offered Lich a home, but more importantly... recognition. She praised Lich for his efforts and for being able to reverse the seemingly permanent.

Lich ate this up and quickly joined Dark Enchantress in her cause.

Other Hcs:

Lich is absurdly attracted to things/people that could kill him. Meaning he's most definitely attracted to Dark Choco, Red Velvet, and Black Raisin.

Though, he says it's because he finds power arousing he also wants a significant other who can protect him when he's weak. This he doesn't even admit to himself.

Wears light clothes under his robes, imagine walking around in black robes in the middle of summer. Especially robes that thick.

Lich sews, there is nothing else to mention. Just that he sews.

His necklace of skulls isn't real. This would be obvious to most, but not to Poison Mushroom (who I hc as someone who likes to collect random ass things) when they bring Lich the skull of a still decomposing animal they found. They said that maybe he could make a ring or something out of it since he makes jewelry out of bones and Lich just awkwardly disposed of it once they left.

Lich fucking LOVES horror movies but is prone to nightmares if he finds one that actually scares him good. One of the first movies that could make him that bad was when he was a kid and watched the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre on DVD.

At his current age, the only movies that freak him out are the kinda movies you'd find on Tier 3 and lower on the Disturbing Movie Iceberg. Don't ask him about it, he's still traumatized and it still makes him nauseous.

He also loves true crime, but can't stand torture cases. Even a necromancer like him wouldn't keep a living being alive just to cause it pain... the dead don't count, they can't really feel anymore.

His kind of magic needs to get living energy from somewhere to give to the dead. While most necromancers would sacrifice animals, Lich can't make himself do that so he uses his own living energy... that and if he finds an animal in pain and feels like he should put it out of its misery. The energy is then sucked into his scythe and can be used to reanimate the dead.

Meaning the more Lich does this, the more it slowly kills him.

The dead don't need much, just a drop of life (hell you can even recycle their own living energy as long as the body is still fresh). So it's not like it will kill him in one shot, however, he doesn't expect to see his 30th birthday considering that he's coughing up blood.

Bugs can count, but it's just a pain in the ass and if the dead need just a drop bugs provide like less than even a tenth of that energy

the amount of life energy a being has varies depending on many factors, just know that a healthy adult human can supply enough energy for THOUSANDS of reanimated corpses.

I couldn't find anywhere else to put this but bondage and knifeplay are *chefs kiss* to him

[brandnewhuman]

Here for a slasher matchup,,,

Not very sure how to go about it, this is my first time asking for this sort of thing as well as my first time doing an "Ask".

I read through a few of the previous requests for a slasher matchup and decided I'll follow the structure everyone else used,,,

*(Brief mention of SH scars)* I'm roughly 5'8" and on the chubbier side, (I'm gradually learning to appreciate my body) My skin is rather pale. I have brown hair that's fairly curly and rests as the nape of my neck, though it could probably be shoulder-length if it was straightened. I have a stud in the right side of my nose, I don't really wear earrings. I have a few beauty marks here and there but not enough to be noticeable. My hands (especially my fingers) have quite a few scars from various activities. I have SH scars on both thighs and shoulders, and the inner part of my right arm. (Nothing greatly significant but they're quite noticeable.) I have a pet peeve about my dental hygiene, so my teeth are kept near perfect at all times. I do have a nail/finger biting habit, so my fingers aren't especially flattering. I usually dress in neutral colors, mostly jeans and a sweater or hoodie. I enjoy wearing loose fitted clothing. My presentation is rather masculine with my clothing. I'm a July Leo, I don't really believe in the star sign stuff, but it's neat I suppose.

I'm more of an introvert, mostly because I struggle with socializing and understanding people. I'm neurodivergent, and I have hypersomnia. (I sleep between 12-14+ hours every night, and sometimes nap during the day.) I'm a vegetarian and left handed. I really enjoy psychology studies and learning about human behavior. I'm striving to become either a forensic scientist, a pathologist, medical examiner, forensic blood splatter analyst, or even a psychiatrist. I'm also very interested in dead bodies, (I'm not sure how to make that sound normal?) animals or human. I like collecting bones, specifically teeth, and cleaning and restoring them for my collection. (It's just animal bones.)

I'm still figuring out my gender, so I use any pronouns. (I prefer Xe/It mostly, He/Him is comfortable too.) I'm also unsure of my sexuality, I identify as homoromantic, I have a strong feeling a may be asexual.

I'm not sure of what else to add, but I hope this is enough to aid you in your choice. I'm sorry for any spelling mistakes, I'm too tired to proofread this.

Thank you.

I paired you up with...

♡ Lester Sinclair♡

Hiiiiii ^^ first of all you're damn right to appreciate your body cause you're beautiful and you deserve it!! I myself am really proud of you for doing that and Lester would be too!! You have to be gentle with yourself, you are amazing and you don't need to be or look a certain way to deserve love or respect ♡

Now onto the fun stuff, shall we?

I have to admit I do not write for Lester (idk why. I just forgot to put it on my rules post)  but this is such a perfect match. I couldn't find anyone more suitable than him for you.

Lester would be absolutely obsessed with you. You're literally his favourite person ever. He would spend hours playing with your hair, like he would never get tired of brushing thought it with his hands. 

I know like for sure that either Bo or Vinny have a biting nails problem so he's always ready to stop you whenever you start biting yours. Would put cute little bandaids on your fingers to prevent you from biting. 

Your smile…omg you got him weak on his knees with your perfect smile. (Side note: please he would be so happy if you help him with his own dental hygiene. Give him tips ecc cause he's really self-conscious about it but doesn't really know where to start and has never had someone with him to motivate him into taking care of himself)

He would never make you feel bad for your scars and would never push you to tell him about them. When he happens to see them he just places a small kiss on them without saying anything. He's secretly so proud of you for persevering through all of that. To him your scars are proof of how strong you are even when you didn't had to be strong♡ 

He likes lose clothes too!! Lester would be the type of boyfriend who lets you borrow anything you want from his closet. He doesn't even mind if your perfume is all over his stuff, it would be a plus so when he has to go to work he can still feel you're right next to him. He needs that type of reassurance especially after Bo and Vinny's death, he hates being alone with his thoughts so having your scent on him would distract him enough to not think about any of that sad stuff

It might be a bad idea putting two introverst together but I just know he would be such a sweetheart with you. He's not really good with people either so he'll be always on the beat to tell you everything he thinks or means so you don't get upset and he doesn't get misunderstood. 

Just imagine this ball of awkward mess telling you the most stinky jokes and explaining them you cause he's afraid he's being weird ecc

Someone told Lester once that lefthanded people tend to be more creative so that's one the first things he will say to you when you first met. 

He would always try to help you as much as you need with your hypersomnia. He would never give you a hard time for it, if anything he would use it as an excuse to take naps together ♡♡♡

He would be so invested in anything that has to do with your hobbies (which by the way happens to be something I personally enjoy too lol) he would spend hours looking at you in awe while you tell him all that interesting stuff. And it's not like he's pretending to be interested nono, he's fully listening to every single word and asking questions to know more about it. 

We all know that Lester with his job has all the means to help you with your teeth collection. I could imagine you and him having cute little dates where you clean bones ecc together. He teaches you all his secrets to get them all perfect and clean. Lester would feel like happy to finally have someone who doesn't find all of that disgusting ecc

I don't think that Lester would mind too much how you identify, he would love you and respect how you want to be perceived anyways. To him you're like the most perfect person in this world and nothing could ever change that.♡♡ 

This matchup made me think about this song

[baekhvuns]

IM BACKKKKKK

Bestie, ateez ain't making it easy for me to live especially seonghwa. 😮‍💨 BCZ THOSE LONG HAIR AND THOSE POOL PICTURES AGHHHHHHHH GOD! Anyways, about my life 😃, so, i am taking like a drop year...i obviously had to as you know my whole situation BUT I'll be doing some certificate courses and you know learning something skill based while i...do a job, yes you heard tht right😞 I GOTTA MAKE SOME MONEYYY and honestly I've cancelled out going abroad for a few years at least, I'll solely would be focusing on living here and...yeah. I'm not completely giving up, but, focusing on some other things. Mhm. The only prblm is tht my mum thinks I'm, wasting a year and considering how much of an overthinker she is, she's worrying about what others would say and Quite honestly I don't give a shit...the universe wanted me to do this...like this is my life and it's going on how it was planned so I don't see why I should be bothered by a few relatives 🙄

And other than that I HV BEEN OBSESSED WITH CHALEYA 😭 like I sing tht song every 3 seconds fr i can't. And I've been getting obsessed with oneus, their new single baila conmigo 😮‍💨 oh my lord. Another controversial thing...i didn't like jungkook's new single 3D ..... like...what was even the point?? Bro- and i hv no idea who jack Harlow is..I've seen people obsessing over him BUT THT RAP 😭 NAUR THT DIDN'T DO IT FOR ME. and honestly, it's so weird how jungkook's basically singing abt doing the deed every damn time, like ok boi I get it, and I liked seven obviously BUT I HOPE HIS ALBUM DOESN'T HV EVERY SONG IN IT LIKE THIS!

Ok what're your opinions about this whole lisa situation tho? Her performance at tht one r-rated dance thingy? Honestly, ok hear me out, idfc what lisa or Jennie anyone does in general, it was her choice she did it...and people keep hating on her bcz tht what people do...what I want to say, is what if it was a bg member...like what if it was jk or taehyung doing something like this? I bet all these girls would go crazy and be obsessed over it or something like, "omg they're breaking the kpop standard" i genuinely despise this double standard thing.

Ok rmr i told you my cousin was getting married HER WEDDING IS SET IN JANUARY 😭 AND I'M THINKING ABT MY DRESSES AND ALL. And I've been a little crazy abt traditional and ethnic clothes rlly, like yesterday me and my mum were acting like besties on a girl's night fr, we took out so many clothes and tried em in, she made me wear a saree 😭 AND IT LOOKED SO GOOD LOKE SAREE TRULY GIVES AN ELEGANT AND RICH LOOK, i felt like those 1920s rich mistresses. I mostly wear Western clothing, like only ever rarely, you'll find me wearing a suit or something similar but as I'm growing up my feminine energy keeps on blossoming so i def wanna wear a suit.

Can you imagine it will be my first ever suit...my younger cousins hv worn those things so many times and I'm making my new one, progress ig.

But yeah and no my mackenyu obsession is not dying down 😃. OH ALSO ITS HOODIE SEASON FINALLY THE ONLY THING I LOKE ABT WINTERS! And forget about the present seonghwa...THE BABY SEONGHWA 😭😭 HES SO CUTE LOOL AT THOSE CHEEKS I WANNA NOM NOM 😭

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwWTt1dgpk0/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

SOMEONE SAID IT WORKS BCZ HES 11 YRS OLDER THN ME?!?! GURL 11 YRS 😭😭?!?! HOW OLD R U???

HELLLOOO!!

the long hair and the pools pics omg no bc those has me screaming at night hfkwjdlw

oooo like a gap year??? but on certificates omg ok what certificates r u doing 👁👁 marketing, sales certifications r >>> I GET IT 😭😭 need to make money in this economy can’t even breathe without having to pay

omg not the what will others say, the brown parents and the “log kya kahenge” will NEVER leave their minds god damnit,,, tell ur mom gap years r a good decision 😭😭😭 !!!!! travel, live a little and idk start a small business or a job! no ur right, if it turned out this way it means it’s meant to be done this way <3 FUCK YOUR RELATIVES RESPECTFULLY i can’t believe it’s still the same mindset in every brown parent’s mind 😭😭

STOPPPP I HWVE BEEN TOO I WAS JUST HUMMING TO IT AND DOING THE DANCE STEP (have not watched jawan yet!) SUCH A CATCHY SONG???? SRK DOING IT AGAIN,,, omg oneus ive not heard abt them in a WHILE

ooooo ive only heard the part that replays on ig = the chorus so in that sense i grew to like it ive been doing the dance to it that “u know how i like it girrrrlll” part kdvwmcjclikc I DIDNT LISTEN TO JACKS PWRT IM AFRAID ITLL RUIN IT FOR ME FBWKDJKW LMFAOOOO honestly i don’t mind,, i do hope his album has lil different genres, pop, dance, r&b, reggaeton etc excited for it actually!!

hmm so i get the whole “ur a kpop idol pls maintain a image” but honestly it’s not that bad??? it’s a creative choice and it’s a form of dance that’s on the more provocative side?? but u know what i do dislike, those toilets they have in the men’s washroom at crazy house that are a WOMENS MOUTH STRUCTURE. if it’s seen as an empowering thing, i completely disagree with it

but again, idk the issue but i also get why knetizens r talking abt it bc asia is quite conservative to these things so they find it weird and all and prefer to keep it under wraps UNLIKE THEIR MEN THAT GO SEE IT SO FJWKDJKW ur right,, if any other man did it (they literally do it w the stage outfits some of them wear) they’d get 100k likes and praises but when it’s blackpink and blackpink esp it’s suddenly a big controversy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP THIS IS SO EXCITING I LOVE TALKING ABT TRADITIONALS FJWKDJKWHSKS stop the 10/10 mom daughter bonding moment omg i do this w my mom like thrice a week and get to wear her wedding clothes and jewelry!! STOP NOT HER BRINGING THE SAREES OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAA A 90’S MISTRESS??? 😩 UR MAKEUP BETTER BE THE UNAPPROACHABLE ONE W THOSE JHUMKASS STOP IT

omg ur turning into a women, i used to be like that too (partially bc we never have events for me to wear them at) but it’s so comforting and feminine-y to pick out fabrics and jewelries and matching outfits for weddings 😭😭😭 ur turning into a women omg <33333 but omf lmk i will rec u stores to buy clothes from and ur gonna gate keep them 🔫

STOP THOSE CHEEKS STOP IT IM GONNA BITE

link no.

11 YEARS?? ELEVEN YEARS???? WHAT THE FUCK????? ANON UR A CHILD WHY R U HERE …. he’s 4 years older than me 😭😭

[waitwhywouldudothat]

It's 3.51 a.m.

I just woke up from a frickin dream dunno whether to say a dream or nightmare but it was about me fighting APOLLO- DAMN APOLLO BRO-

So it started off like this, me and my family going to a playground at around 4 p.m. and then a few minutes later something came down from the sky and started to call me like a disgrace of art- LIKE HE IS VERY VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH ME - more to mad actually LIKE I'M SUCH A DISGRACE THAT NEEDS TO GET DESTROYED- AIYO-?!

And then he got some terrain ready on a few metre of ground like there's a few pillars , a pond where there was a crocodile , andd just a muddy field ALL THIS LIKE on a field-

Yup-like that.

And then he tried to like step on me BRUH- yeah multiple of his ways trying to like kill me trying to get me eaten by crocodile or something -

Btw-at first i thought it was idk- eros- idk why i thought that mybe bcs his voice- or something - but when he complained about my art then i figured out it was apollo with the usual clothes like - uh... Chiton ig- it was a lucid dream BUT third view eye. Like I'm controlling myself thru a game controller or something -

THERE WAS THIS SCENE WHERE I REMEMBERED THE MOST. HE WAS ABT TO STRUCK ME WITH SOME WIND OR STORM I SUPPOSE? I GET TO AVOID IT AND STARTED TO GET TO THE PILLARS AND HE WAS STANDING ON THE TOP OF THE PILLARS -

So he just get down WITH SPEED wanting to step on me break my bone something - but i managed to avoid it anyways - ALSO MY FAMILY IS LIKE ON THE TOP OF PILLARS- i just saw them after me succeeding in climbing the pillars and reaching the top .

THIS IS SUCH AN INTERESTING SCENE I AM FEELIN IT- BECAUSE I WAS STANDING ON TOP OF THE PILLARS BUT HIM? HE WAS STANDING ON GROUND WITH MUD MAKING A TOTAL MESS OF HIS FACE AND BODY -okay surely i too have mud on my face BUT ANYWAY-

Yeah he was totally in rage and somehow struck me to the ground getting me face to face with him READY TO BEAT ME TO DEATH

I have no idea what to do I'll just be running around and get uh a stick- from a tree-and yeah- HSHAHAHAH i only get to point at him like uh- trying to intimidate him i guess - HAHAGSHAHSHAH AAAA-what was I'm thinking back then-

But yeah all i did was running around trying to get out of the battle. He was ofc being Apollo like Apollo CHASING MEH- STOOOOPPPPP- SKSKSISHSHAAAAAA- OKAY NOW I KNOW HOW MOST OF HIS LOVER FELT WHEN TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM HIM- FEELING LIKE STRUCK OF WIND OR STORM FIGHTING MY BODY AND THE STORM THAT IS GOING ON BUT IDK WHERE THE LIGHTNING AIYO-

But anyway i managed to get him slipped by throwing the stick and he fell down to the mud. YEAH-HAHAHAKAKAJSHSKAM

And he just stopped there looking deep into the mud like- stop to give a skincare to his face - i was like DID NOT STOP RUNNING OF COURSE KEEP RUNNING TILL I GET TO A MOTORCYCLE - and i rideeee it but at that time it was like a.. Twilight time-

In my beliefs - it is not really okay to get out during twilight REALLY- bcuz there will be' something ' that follows u or kidnap u.

Anddd- yeah that happens- i wanna go for a shortcut but then it was kind of dark so i don't and ride on usual road.

yeahh- and this part is quite creepy- I'm scared to even talk abt it ITS LIKE 4.45 A.M. NOW- AFGAHHBHJM

I'll talk abt it later when it gets morning and when everyone awake.

[kitasfox]

car sex with osamu and trying not to get caught

a/n: if you see the honorable mentions at the end say fuck also bruhhh not me writing this the day after it was sent I died at this req oh also if anyone tells me omg this is actually almost identical to that last fic of urs can u back the fuck off

THIS POST IS NSFW! Minors do not interact or I'll bite.

Taglist form

warnings: degrading, brat reader, humiliation, fingering, idk what else pH mentions of spanking 🥴

"Stop sulking."

His words are the only thing breaking the silence ever since you had stepped in the car. It only makes you frown deeper, pursing your glossed lips to his dismay. "I told you I don't wanna go there!"

Osamu sighs at your answer, you're as childish as ever. His hands on the stirring wheel holds a steady rhythm as you find yourself admiring the soft shadows of the veins going down his arms.

He's in the mandatory black suit that you admire a lot, the black pants clothing his thighs in a way that always had you looking for a second too long.

"Your father ordered me fo bring you." Osamu answers, the red light illuminating his frown. "It's his birthday." He adds as if to guilt trip you, but you're too much of a brat to care about that, aren't you?

Ever since Osamu had came up to you to take you to your dad's birthday party, you were doing everything possible to push his limits, and despite his cool personality, Osamu really was at his limit.

"I was gonna go to a party." You only answer as if that's excuse enough to whine the whole time and cry about how you didn't wanna go there. "Daddy's birthdayis so boring, and I was gonna have fun!"

"But what do you know about that?" You mutter, glancing at the ever so serious man.

He doesn't answer, though he does let out a cough to clear his throat when he takes a glance your way. "Fix your skirt." He orders, Adam's apple bobbing up and down as his eyes fall on your naked thighs, the skirt that ride up so much that he can see a glimpse of your red panties.

"What—?" You mutter, also looking down to see what's wrong with your skirt— oh.

Oh— you grin.

"My skirt?" You repeat, batting your lashes like a mindless doll as you spread your legs just a few inches. "What about it?"

"Stop it, Y/N." Osamu tells you, you can see the way his hands grip the wheel tighter, eyes uncontrollably going back and forth on your legs and the road. "Close your damn legs."

You give him a fake pout as you open your legs even wider, turning your body towards his so he can so very comfortably see the pretty lace only barely covering your pretty pussy, and the faint damp spot forming over it.

"I told you to—"

"Don't tell me what to do." You quirk a brow at the man that works as your daddy's chauffeur. "You can't tell me to do anything, actually. You know it only takes a word from me to get you fired, Osamu‐san." You purr his name, gaze lidded and lips parted as amusement swims in your eyes.

To your surprise— Osamu laughs.

A quick signal to the right and a maneuver that has the car crying out, you find yourself wide eyed and hanging for your dear life.

"You know, I'm really tired of you being a fucking brat." His voice low and hushed, the light from the passing cars illuminating the dangerous glint in his eyes, Osamu's words give you shivers.

"I'm not a brat!" You gasp, your bottom lip rolling between your teeth when you hear his chuckle, his eyes falling back down on the pretty sight you had teased him with, the damp spot now even bigger than before— you don't do anything to close your legs back, if anything Oau hears you whine.

"For fucks sake," he mutters to himself, in one quick move, he has his seat belt off and is looming over you, hand tipping your face towards his. "Don't you have any shame showing your pussy like this?"

You gulp.

"Teasing me while I'm driving," his fingers touch your naked thigh, slowly moving higher towards the panties you were just showing off. "You can't tell me what to do, isn't that what you said?"

His hand slides between your legs in cups your pussy, palm pressing hard on your throbbing clit. "—mmh!"

"Are you gonna tell on me, darling?" He watches as your mouth drops open when he circles his hand, feeling you clench right under his hand. "Tell your daddy how his trusty chauffeur decided to teach you manners since he couldn't?"

"—Samu!" You cry out as your hips jerk up, closer to his hand, a knot forming deep in your stomach.

He looks dangerous as his face is inches away from yours, his free hand grips your face and pushes your cheeks together so you purse your lips. "He gave you too much money to play with, must've gotten into this pretty, empty little head," his fingers push further in you, despite the lace material. "—that you're anything more than a fucking whore."

"—m not, I'm not a whore!"

"Is that true?" He coos, patting your cheek mockingly, thumb wiping the drool that leaks from the corner of your mouth, "then why are you about to cum without me even taking your fucking panties off?"

You can't answer that even if you wanted to, but his hand is pressing hard on your pussy, circling it so good that you think you might be losing your mind. It feels so much— so good, burning through you like fire, pleasure going up your spine and shaking your body. Your eyes flutter closed as your mouth hangs open, a pretty tongue lolling out, the sight making Osamu's cock jump in his pants.

You look so good like this, his hand reaches for your dress and pushes it down, not surprised to find no bra underneath the soft material. "N-ah, please!"

"My hand feels good, doesn't it, pretty girl?" He laughs, fingers finally pushing the material to the side, the cold air hitting your naked pussy making you cry loudly again. "You look so fucking pretty like this, fuck, wish you knew how to behave, too."

"Please— fuck, fuck, Osamu, please!"

"Please, what? What do you want?"

"Touch me— touch me more, need it so bad~"

"Finally you're learning something." He laughs at you, pushing only a finger in you but it's enough to make you squirm in your seat, nails digging into the black leather of the seat as if you're holding on for your dear life.

Your head drops on his chest, but you're quickly yanked back by your hair mercilessly. "Don't you fucking hide your face from me," he tells you, "I wanna see how you look when you finally don't get something you really want."

"What—?"

"What?" He mocks you, "you didn't think I'd let you cum so easy, did you?"

"—but, but- no! Osamu, no, please!" Your eyes water, hand flying down to grip his wrist and keep it on your pussy, hips jolting up to try and cum as soon as possible before he stops—

"Aw, you poor girl." He plants a kiss on your drool coated lips. "Begging looks so good on you." He brings his fingers away from your pussy, wet and glistening under the street lights, the car full of your pleading cries. "Why not do it more, huh?"

"Now turn around and show me that pretty ass." He tells at your fucked dumb face, hands once again roaming around your body, your waist to turn you around like a ragdoll. "I said I needed to teach you manners, didn't I? Can't promise I won't enjoy teaching you, though."

—

2 honorable mentions:

He stuffs you with cum and makes you go to the party full of it, telling you if you spill a drop, he's gonna have to put even more when he comes back to pick you up since you only seem to be tamed by his cum stuffing you.

Makes you answer the call when your father calls to ask where the fuck you are, making you answer sweetly as his cock fucks you dumb on it, knowingly hitting as hard as possible so it makes you cry out when he touches your cervix.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Falls face first

*groans* I'm so tired.

Ok I'm gonna make a list for chapter 1 from what I remember from last night before I die from exhaustion okay let's go this is not chronological my brain is tired

SHUT UP EVERYONE SHUT UP

IZZY!!

Early 2000s were not the best times to be gay...so many references to that time I love 🥺

I was making this collage thing for my tlnd Spotify playlist and I FUCKING PANICKED SO HARD LOOKING THE PICS UP FUCK THEY ARE ALL SO HOT-

Ahem

ANNA AND THOMAS!!

Robert square up bitch. Meet me outside the parking lot we're gonna settle this out. I have a shovel for absolutely no reason I will definitely not be using it to dig your grave

Ok wow Maryse as the commissioner oh wow

Izzy's following in her footsteps 🥺😭

I'm loving these timelines. They make it much more enjoyable somehow

Also ngl a career in politics sounds SO BORING. You do you boo

Alec saying how he didn't really enjoy his time in the military reminds me of that snippet where Magnus was all "our kids shouldn't go" and Alec immediately agreed. Makes more sense now.

Alec he TRUSTED you when he left the tabs open on your computer DO NOT-

Magnus leaving his tabs open means he trusted Alec so much like I can't imagine ever doing this. Alec broke his trust...

Sigh...SHINYUN'S BEEN IN THEIR LIVES SINCE POV 1???? FUCKKKKK

Alec: Magnus won't talk to me about anything

Me, staring in the distance: I think I've seen this film before, and I didn't like the ending.

Snooping through emails I would divorce this man so fast good for you Magnus

But also yeah Magnus you do have to communicate a relationship can't be one-sided

YOU TOO ALEC! YOU TOO!

Okay pov 2

AYYY CONGRESSMAN ALEC

Alec: the subways are BAD shit is bad down there

Me, who's currently reading one last stop and the last scene was literally where they had sex on a subway (I read this during class I'm going places): I mean there's a hot lesbian stuck down there with another hot bisexual trying to help her go back to the 70s so it doesn't sound so bad to me-

Baby's gonna do so great as a congressman my love

Ew shinyun shoo go away. Should I perform an exorcism? It appears there is an ugly spirit here with malicious intent

RAFE RAFE RAFE RAFE

Shapes are ugly and boring. Rafe throw your textbook in the pool. Do it.

What is a seven sided figure called anyway? What's the use? Like if I'm stuck on the highway with a flat tire what am I gonna do? Point that the tire is a fucking circle???

MAX MAX MAX MAX

ALEC SENT HIM TO HUG SHINYUN BECAUSE HES WET YESSS BABY RUIN HER CLOTHES!!! DO IT

Hshdjdhdkhdhd Asmodeus is on his death bed. Do you mind if I 🔪🔪

Just speeding up the process ☺️☺️

Sigh shinyun take your manipulative ways and get the fuck out of here. Shoo go away shoo

Oh. The knife. Ohhhhh

You really said "we don't know any covid" good for you babe

Of course shinyun gets her way that fucking bitch I'm gonna get stabby with her

Oof they're fighting 😞😞

Ok let's move on to timeline 3 if I remember anything from the above timelines I'll just shove em in

Sigh. Aftermaths...

ALEC SHOWING THE KIDS AROUND AND INTERACTING WITH THEM GIVE ME A SECOND DUDE-

Kids are so cute

"magic bane" hejdhidhdisjsj

THE GIRL ASKING ABOUT MAX OMG

I got chocolate 💕

Ooo gala

Oh ew he's bringing shinyun

I smell a bitch

"this ain't a build a bitch" except it is and the product is Shinyun

^^ I don't know either bro...😔

There was a line like "I'm done with the divorce let's get back together" (idk I'm not opening discord to see what the line is) THEY WAY I WHEEZED

Honestly from what I've seen in the past two povs...y'all good where you are unless y'all learn how to TALK

Sigh anyway

Rafael big brain except I am biased and am going to side with Alec about shinyun

Ayy the shooting range that's pretty damn cool

OH MAX KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE A GUN? NOICE

President Penhallow is the president we all need 😔😔

"thoughts?" "And prayers" I LAUGHED SO HARD LAST NIGHT LIKE BOY YES

Alec you should really try going out. Just sayin...

Uh okay brain empty now bye

BABYGIRL HOW YOU MAKE ME CACKLE LIKE THIS I WILL NEVER KNOW.

Also why do I imagine you like a 5 foot midget with a knife ready to stab anyone lmao. You are probs taller than me SKDFBHJSKDH.

Thank you for your thoughts. I am love it.

ALSO HOPE YOU ARE READY FOR YOUR VACAY BABES.

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Built for eternity  

deity!Atsumu x gn!reader || crack/fluff || wc: 1.6k || 🦊

Synopsis: Once Atsumu was a great deity, equally loved and feared but after taking a very long nap he wakes up to a world that has forgotten him. Everyone but your group that’s digging up his old shrine. He's sure you'll be his new followers so why on Earth are you destroying his house?!

warnings: barely proofread, general stupidity, cursing, suggestive moments, archaeological mumbo jumbo, Atsumu is a god of something but it's vague and not really important, also gods exist and everybody is chill with that, reader is a very tired archaeologist and done with everybody’s shit

a/n: after 3 days of rain and 6 straight hours of shovelling dirt I had an epiphany. idk, it made me laugh so I decided to scribble it down. and yes, don’t mess with a profile unless you want archaeologists to hate you forever as always feedback is greatly appreciated!

Once Atsumu was a great deity with shrines and temples at every corner. Nowadays the only ones remembering him are obscure books only used for collecting dust. But that is about to change. Atsumu is sure of that. 

Group of loyal followers has gathered where his shrine once stood, a small one, one he never really cared about but these days he'll take every crumb of adoration he can. And the crumbs are a plenty as the group digs up the shrine, excited about the pottery shards and walls coming to light. 

They call themselves archaeo-something, architects probably since they will rebuild his power. Yes, excellent, it pleases him to see you all rejoice, taking pictures of everything, you will be his new followers and more will follow, he'll be a great deity again, equally loved and feared-

“Aright, take the wall out!“

Huh?

Why are ya destroyin’ his shrine?! No, no, no, stop breakin’ apart the walls! That was the inner altar, what are ya pigs doin’?!

Thunder rumbles and a downpour falls for days, and still those little crawly humans continue to destroy his shrine, his precious walls, and take away the last remains of old offerings. Oh he's going to have a word with all of you freakin' stumblin’ humans, ya better know yer damn places. But he'll start with the one in charge.

The excavation site is empty when he decides to approach you. You're shovelling away dirt, though you should've started with your shoes and clothes. You turn when you hear someone approach and your eyes widen, as they should, thinks Atsumu, at least someone 'round here should show him the respect he deserves, he's a god after-

“Hey! You're standing on my feature! Get off, shoo, shoo! And watch out for the profile! I just cleaned the damn thing. Excavation site is closed to the public Mister so I'll have to ask you to leave.“

Exca- what? Leave? It’s his shrine! Humans shouldn’t react to his presence the way you did, that's just, it's not what humans do! 

“But I live here.“

“You-? Oh. You're still standing on my feature, get off already,“ you pull him off the patch of dark soil that to him looks the same as the patch where he's standing now.

“Why are ya destroyin' my shrine?“

You wipe away the sweat on your forehead, or maybe it's rain, with raindrops still falling he can't really tell. “We're not destroying anything, we're digging it up. Documenting it. It'll get destroyed once the apartment complex is build here. Come on, stay away from the profile!“

You return to scrapping the patch of dirt and Atsumu feels some very confusing mixture of rage that you, a lowly little human being, are talking to him like he's a nuisance, and being very pleased because when you lean down to scrap the soil he has an incredible view of your behind, and whew, that's a very nice ass. He shouldn't look, staring is rude, but what else is he supposed to look at, there's just soil, and holes dug into the ground, a weird green box atop a yellow tripod, a shovel, and some stones, one beside your left leg, such good looking legs indeed, there's a mud stain all over your ass-

No! You're tearing down the last remains of his shrine! “Human. I order ya to stop doin' what yer doin' and answer my questions!“

You glance over your shoulder. “Sure. I'll keep on working and you ask me what you want to know.“

Why are you so calm?! He's a deity, a god, you should be on your knees begging for your life to be spared, not scrapping the ground, oh holy bean sprouts and apples, why does your ass look so good? “Do ya know who I am?“

“The one of many names. The Twofaced god.“ You straighten up just to change gardening hoe for a shovel.

“Why aren't ya scared then?“

“I've met your kind before,“ you shovel the dirt onto a big pile a few steps away. “Though they usually don't go around destroying my surfaces. A clumsy god is a first. Oh, what's this? Pottery, nice,“ you mumble as you turn a small object covered with soil in your hand.

“Hey. Show me some respect or-“

“Or what? You’ll make it rain again? Joke's on you I've been soaked through and through for the last three days. Hand me the trowel?“

“Yer extremely impolite.“

To his utter surprise you burst into laughter. “Listen your holiness it's Friday afternoon, I’m tired, my clothes are completely wet, I'm cold, I have gravel in my shoes, my shoulders are killing me, and I'm more than ready to go home. But before that I have a feature to document. The one that you so kindly stepped in. Now, please show me your godly powers and hand me the trowel. The mini shovel. Red handle. No, left. Left. That's the one, thank you, what did I tell you, watch the profile man!“

Good grief, have humans always been so demanding?

“Will my shrine be rebuild?“

“If your shrine is an apartment complex, sure. Give it a few weeks and it will be good as new. Literally.“ When you see his face your expression softens a little. “No. It won’t be. We'll look at the remains to figure out when it was abandoned, what happened, that sort of thing.“

“But yer an architect. Architects build things.“ He heard people of your group call themselves that. They talked about how the walls had been built though he quickly stoped listening. “This shrine was built for eternity!“

“Archaeologist.“

“What?

“You meant I’m an archaeologist. Not architect. I don't plan buildings, I dig them up once their eternity passes.“

“It's eternity! It doesn't pass! Go dig somewhere else!“

You sigh. You look almost as exhausted as he did before taking his a few thousand years long nap. “Great, you're one of those people. Always complaining, why is it taking so long, why do you have to dig on my building site? Well mister it ain't my fault you decided to build atop of my neolithic settlement. Hey, grab the hoe.“

“The what?“

“The thing by your feet. No, that's a trowel. The one with the long handle. No, that’s a pickaxe, yes that's the one. See there? Your footprints. Clean them. Come on, don't just stand around and look pretty, get to hoeing.“

“Right here? Out in the open?“ He wiggles his eyebrows at you. “Yer an intriguin'-“

“Clean them away.“

Atsumu does as you say all while grinning. You're getting flustered. Humans and their brave facades, we'll see how long you manage to hold your own up.

“There.“ It only took four scraps to get rid of the footprints but Atsumu proclaims it so proudly he might as well just have dug up the entire excavation site on his own. “That was as easy-“ As he steps away ground under his foot crumbles and he hears your shocked shriek.

“My profile!“

Oh dear. The word he’d use to describe the look on your face when you see the collapsed pile of dirt beside the hole in the cross section would be heartbroken. Devastated. On verge of tears. Irritated. Angry. Enraged? 

“What did I tell you?! I gave you one job, one job you clumsy wanna be deity! Oh fuck, come on, I’m to tired for this.“

“’m sorry,“ Atsumu mumbles. His ears are on fire.

“Yeah you better be. Shit, fuck, what am I supposed to do?“ You look at him the same way someone in a hurry looks at a doorknob when their jacket gets caught on it. “You. Here.“

“What's-“

“Don’t tell me you don’t know what a shovel is. You destroyed my profile. I'm very tired. I'm very angry. I don't care if you're a god or a plastic straw, right now you will help me fix it. Shovel straight down. I want a right angle.“ 

With his strength evening out the cross section proves to be no problem at all. He glances over at you, do you see what a good job he’s doing, maybe he messed up before but now he’s doing great, as you pay him no attention and write something on a small blackboard. A bunch of numbers and words. He recognises there's a date. What could the others mean? You lean down to reach for, oh that mud stain on your trousers is actually a hand print. You must've wiped your hand on your ass- 

The shovel slips. Luckily you're too preoccupied with your camera to take notice of it.

“Are you done?“ you ask without looking up and he stutters out an 'almost' since he's almost sure it isn’t just the shovel that’s slipping. “Looks good.“ You say more to yourself than him. 

He thinks you're pretty cute when you're not chewing him out for stepping onto that one patch of dirt. The way you lift the camera up and take photos of that patch of dirt is pretty cute too. 

“Help me pack up,“ you say once you’re done. He doesn’t need to be told twice, already gathering your tools. “All things considered you weren’t so bad. Maybe you should consider becoming the god of archaeologists.“ Your smile is incredibly cute too. “Fancy a drink?“