#also merryyyyy

[dual-mayhem]

OFF TO THE GRANDLINE!

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #99 Xmas Present

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Let me know if I missed something!

TL note:

As pointed out in the replies of this post, Nakagami's 来ちゃった is a simple line meaning lit. "I came without meaning to". However, it's also something commonly deployed as a cliche line in the context of a girlfriend visiting their boyfriend on a whim. It, naturally, can be used in a regular, non-romance context too to indicate an aspect of playfulness (the context I was more familiar with, so the potential double meaning was lost on me). I had translated with the latter interpretation, so I corrected it with pulling it slightly into the other direction, but trying to keep both at play.

(The seven of them all having fun)

Iori: Whoosh~! Ahahaha!

Terra: Hahaha!

Amahiko: Hup, hahahaha!

Terra: Beauty!

Amahiko: Sexy!

Iori: Merryyyyy

Iori, Terra & Amahiko: Christmaaas!

Iori, Terra & Amahiko: Ahahahaha!

(Sarukawa zipzooming on the ice)

Rikai: Ah! Saru! Watch out! Be more mindful when skating!

Sarukawa: Haaah? Shuddup moron

Sarukawa: Eeh!? The fuck you wearing a helmet for!?

Rikai: You wear one too

Sarukawa: Hell no dude!

Rikai: Listen and put it on, come on!

Sarukawa: No way, I ain’t, I don’t need it

Rikai: It’ll be a huge problem if you fall over, you’ll hurt yourself!

Fumiya: Ohse, everyone’s pretty amazing

Ohse: Yes

Fumiya: If you fall you’ll hurt yourself, do they know what they’re doing

Ohse: Right

(Terra skating right in front of Ohse and Fumiya)

Terra: Hey, what's up with you two?

Fumiya: Don’t come here

Amahiko: We’ll escort you

Ohse: No need to fuss over a piece of shit

(Terra, Amahiko and Iori pulling them along)

(Ohse and Fumiya resisting)

(Fumiya pushed to skate by Terra & Iori)

Fumiya: Woah, ooaaaooaaa aaaa aaaaaa

Terra & Iori: Ahahaha!

(Ohse pushed to skate by Amahiko & Sarukawa)

Ohse: Wooaa! Wawawawa!

Amahiko & Sarukawa: Ahahaha!

(Fumiya and Ohse grappling on each other to keep their balance)

Fumiya: Oi, Ohse don’t shake, keep it steadya aaaa aaAaaa

The five of them: Watch out watch out! You two good there!?

(PIIIIIIIII)

Rikai: DAMNIT! I told you it’s dangerous!? What do you think will happen if you hurt…Oh, oh oh!

(Rikai falls on his ass)

Rikai: Gah!

Everyone except Ohse: Hahaha!!

Ohse: Rikai-san, are you okay!?

Rikai: My buttocks…!

The five of them: Ahahaha!!!

(Torahime trying to make a phone call)

Torahime:  ….

Torahime: (...Sensei’s not picking up)

Torahime: (No way he isn’t mad about me missing Kusanagi Rikai’s break, maybe)

Torahime: (But I didn’t expect it to happen at 6 am in the morning! That’s way too early! I was sleeping!)

Torahime: (...Either way, need to make sure I won’t let a break slip through my fingers ever again.)

Torahime: (If that happens, Sensei will dispose of me.)

Iori: WAAAA!!

Torahime: (!? A break!?)

(Sarukawa pushing Iori from behind as they skate)

Sarukawa: Hahahaha!

Iori: Saru-chan that’s dangerous! I’m good on my own! Seriously! ….!!

Torahime: (N-not it…)

Terra, Ohse & Rikai: GYAAAAH!!

Torahime: (!? A break!?)

(Amahiko being half-naked from the waist up)

Terra: Don’t strip, Amahiko!

Rikai: What are you doing!

Amahiko: Ahahaha, it’s cold

Fumiya: Hahaha

Torahime: (Geez! Stop misleading me!)

Torahime: (Tch, what is about these bunch of idiots that have Sensei’s… I don’t get it at all.)

(Everyone having fun)

(Torahime looking from afar)

Torahime: …..

Iori: Everyone here? I’ll take the picture now~

Iori: Say, self-sacrifice! Contribution?

Everyone: Free serviceeee!!

(Sound of camera snap)

Iori: Okay~!

Terra: Wait, can we do it again?

The six of them: Huh?

Terra: Terra-kun’s gotta like, be way more in front

The six of them: No no no

Terra: Yes, take it again~ Solipsism, vainglory, Terra-kuuun! Hey, did you take the pic yet?

(Torahime still trying to make a phone call, looking bitter)

Torahime: ………..

Rikai: The secret santa! Has started~!

The six of them: Woooo!!

Fumiya: Puff puff puff~~

Amahiko: Bang bang bang~

Ohse: Shing shing shing~

Amahiko: Bang bang~

Fumiya: Puff puff~

Ohse: Shing shing~

Amahiko: Bang bang bang~

Ohse: Shing shing shing~

Sarukawa: The hell we exchanging gifts for, fuckin’ lame

Terra: Ah! I forgot!

The five of them: ?

Terra: Didn’t we like, forget to tell Tora-san about the secret santa?

The five of them: Ah!

(Everyone apologizing individually)

Torahime: Eh? No no no! Please don’t mind me!

Torahime: I’m a mere freeloader! I totally, absolutely don’t mind!

Torahime: And I was the only one that wasn’t called to join the group’s photo from earlier too, so….

The six of them: ………

The six of them: We’re sorry! So sorry!!

Torahime: It’s okay! I don’t mind at all! I’m a freeloader! It’s presumptuous to think I’d be included!

Rikai: Tora-san, please come over here.

Amahiko: Let’s all enjoy Christmas together

Torahime: Ah, is that so

Iori: Tora-san

Torahime: ?

Iori: Express home delivery dropped by, it was addressed to you

Torahime: …Home delivery?

(A gigantic cardboard box was left behind)

Fumiya, Sarukawa, Terra, Iori, Ohse: …Huh… tch…

(Sarukawa and Fumiya kicking it)

Torahime: Ah, please stop. Don’t kick it, Sarukawa-san, Fumiya-san

(Sound of a violent kick)

Torahime: Hey now!

Amahiko: What happened?

Fumiya: Tora-san got a christmas present

Amahiko: From who?

Torahime: ….Prob… probably from… my girlfriend, I believe.

Amahiko: Eh!?

Torahime: I’m… I’m sorry

The seven of them: EEEH!? WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING?

Torahime: HUH!?

(The seven of them all pretending to note care)

Torahime: Uh… um.. No, it’s just…

Sarukawa: Actually if you got a girlfriend then go to her

The six of them: Yes! As he says! Why are you not going back home!

Torahime: Ah, um…

Fumiya: Hey, let’s go eat cake

(Everyone agreeing)

Sarukawa: Io, does Tora get a slice?

Iori: Nope

Terra: What a shame

Everyone: Hahahaha…!

(Ohse standing infront of Torahime and threatening him)

Ohse: Snarl!

Torahime: Eh?

(Ohse runs away)

Torahime: (....Seems that I probably stepped on an unexpected landmine.)

Torahime: (Can I even stay at this house anymore…. More importantly, what is this?)

Torahime: (The handwriting… It has to be from Sensei…!)

Torahime: (This Christmas present is probably camouflage of some kind, I wonder what’s inside…)

(Torahime gently opens the box and something makes a move inside)

Torahime: !?

(Something pops out of the box)

Torahime: !?!?

Nakagami: Guess fate brought me here

The two of them: …………….

Torahime:  (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!?)

Nakagami: (Charisma House infiltration: Complete)