#also no i didn't get a haircut because of an anon ask but it's funny to pretend

[nyancrimew]

anonymous asked:

girl your bangs 😭 you need a new haircut

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how's this?

[merlinmarvelandother-oneshots]

Hi! It's me again :) btw can I be your -💀anon?

You don't have to put a tag or anything but it's just so when I send asks you know it's me (^-^)/

Btw loved the headcanons you made

Could you please do some but this time it's a bit silly like I have this plot in mind :

Skele walks on s/o cutting their hair but with kitchen scissors and then like making it better with a derma shaver (I saw a video on tiktok of someone doing that and it just was funny to me lol)

What would the skele do and think? It'd be funny if some if them are a bit confused since they don't have hair

Again no worries if you don't take the ask ! Have a good day/night and be safe :)

of course you can be 💀 <3

(imma just do the skelebros from the last req bc i love them)

(also the amount of times ive wanted to do the exact same thing)

UnderTale, UnderFell, and UnderSwap skelebros walk in on their s/o cutting their hair

UnderTale:

Sans:

-"whatcha doin', y/n?"

-you look at him through the mirror while you continue cutting your hair.

-"oh, nothing! just wanted a little bit of a change. by the way, could you make sure im getting it even in the back?"

-he does.

-other than that, he just... watches.

-not creepily, or whatever.

-he's kind of quiet the whole time.

-when you finish, you do a little twirl to show your haircut

-"good job, kiddo"

-goes to take a nap

-as long as you're happy, he's okay.

Papyrus:

-"human! what is it you are-" his jaw dropped.

-literally. it fell on the floor.

"ARE THOSE MY SCISSORS??"

-that was his biggest concern. was having to wash the scissors. he uses those to cook! he needs them clean!!

-he gives you the silent treatment after

-for about 20 minutes. what can he say? he missed you!

UnderFell:

Red:

-he was just walking by the bathroom and looked caught a glance of you, scissors in hand, hair in clumps on the floor.

-he thinks it's a fighting thing. to keep monsters from being able to pull it.

-kind of surprised when you said that no, you just thought it'd be fun.

-he's weirded out, kind of. he thought you liked your hair?

-but oh well. as long as he doesn't have to be the one cleaning up the bathroom.

Edge:

-he definitely has the strongest reaction of all of the skelebros.

-he LOVES your hair.

-when you said you just felt like cutting it, he STORMED out of the house.

-he went through extreme grief.

-he didn't tall to you much for the next week or so.

-least supportive, most dramatic. that's for sure.

UnderSwap:

Blue:

-he is SO excited.

-he thinks you'll look great!

-asks if he can help you

-wonders if you'll dye it, too? blue! it'a his favorite color, to go with his favorite human.

-the exact opposite of SOMEONE *cough cough* Edge

-he is the MOST supportive

Honey:

-"hey, y/n, have you seen- oh!"

-it's certainly a surprise, but a welcome one, indeed.

-hangs around in there, just watching what you're doing.

-how are you so good? have you done this before?

-he thinks you look pretty damn good, though

sorry some of these are short ;-;

also idk if you meant just trimming? like i started writing these thinking 'oh! anon meant like long hair and going short! great!' because that's where it is from my (long haired) perspective. if that isn't what you meant i'd be happy to rewrite them x

[tubularfem]

Hi! It's the 20 years old anon who sent the previous ask! It sounded like I was panicking because I wrote it at 4 am, lol. I dunno if I would stress about who am I attracted to so much if I didn't feel like my mutuals are having an absolute blast thirsting over their crushes while I'm missing out on something. Thank you so much for the advice! ❤️

A bit of a personal anecdote, the funny thing about my situation is that my family would totally accept me if I told them I was attracted to women. My mom would be devastated if I wanted to go out with men, and my stepdad sometimes makes good-natured jokes about me being in a relationship with a woman (like, when I'm trying on a good outfit or have a haircut he says "You'll have ladies swooning over you", or when he disagrees with my mom about something mundane he tells me to "Never get married"). I don't respond to those jokes because I'm not sure if they apply to me, but I love that he tries to make me feel comfortable, just in case. I also try not to express fondness towards fictional characters, female or male, because I don't want my parents to assume that I have a crush on any of them, which would make me feel embarrassed.

I guess I'm going to just chill out for now. The truth is, there are far more pressing matters in my life than sexuality, like making a career plan, or finishing that one book I started a year ago. I feel like sometimes people here can turn their attraction to other people into a performance, which can make people like me feel like weirdos for not doing the same.

Thank you again, and have a nice day!

Hi so nice to hear from you again!!!

One thing I would advise too, is that comparison is the thief of joy. Don’t compare yourself to people, especially people online who often curate their lives to a T, and don’t mention the negative parts of it, or how long it took them to get there. And plenty of people online also seem like they 100% have themselves put together when that’s just not the reality. Good on you to focus on things that are important to you.

your family sounds awesome and if you ever did decide to start dating women, they seem like they would be 100% supportive! That’s amazing to hear and thanks so much for sending in an ask!

I hope you have a good day as well! ❤️❤️

[covenlegacy]

And even if negative energy gets send back, It might not be coming from him personally, but a random universe thing. Like if we have a lot of anger inside us or constantly think bitterly about people we may end up attracting bad results or just drowning in our negative feelings because we are internally dissatisfied. Storing too much anger inside you (I deal with that myself), regardless of to who or where is directed of course will make you feel negatively in general, and will eventually affect you physically too. too much of something especially emotions that put our bodies in a constant environment of stress will have have multiple negative repercussions mentally and physically. So you need to try resolve that.

Anon, thanks for a smart reply that got me thinking. Some people/person here can only reply on a level of grammar schoolers. I'm generally frustrated with my life. Perhaps I see others travelling to far away lands, beautiful places and it makes me angry and sad because I can't afford that. And I can't afford that because I keep trying to have additional source of money but methods don't work. Shortly speaking, my main goals and dreams don't come to fruition. Jungkook is someone who - oh, irony- admire for his talents but he also annoys me. I hate that he always teases everyone, that he has cocky attitude and that sometimes he lacks a tact. His face expressions on a stage are also annoying to me. I always wonder: why do you act like such a arrogant looking dickhead and show off? What's funny is that at first he didn't trigger me that much. I even thought he's quite cute but it was when he was younger and shy. I wasn't actually attracted to him before because I thought he looked like a chestnut with that old haircut. I think it generally was a big change between fans when his style changed and everybody got so hyped. He's got more sexually pleasing look but he also seems more annoying now. It's not even that I'm that super attracted to him on sexual level because I think that Jimin and RM are sexier but he's got under my skin and he always triggers me. Dude, I'm not even watching his face on internet but he comes back. I don't know why I'm yet curious about someone who annoys me so much. I feel relief when I demonstrate my anger towards him and I can talk about it to others. Even if they're not nice but at least I get feedback and I can throw it all away.

About readers. Those were readers who made private readings for me. They didn't know BTS. They were doing readings based on initials and dates of birth. Every single reader told me that I had past life connection with him. One said it was abusive romance, others that it was a friend, others said that he was even my husband (only their words). They always say it's past life connection and past life demons that haunt me. Whatever. It matters what happens to me now. Everything was increasing with time. Started in 2019 and here I am, still not knowing how to be neutral and not give a damn about him. Something f..ed up my brain when I saw him on a screen while watching Map of the soul in theatre. You guys think that I wouldn't want to stop thinking and talking about him? I even booked cleansing aura, cutting cords rituals and shit. I asked for advice many readers and one told me it will be very hard to cut off from him energetically. I mean, wtf? Why? I don't need it. He's not any important figure in my life. Just celeb. I could say that I envy him but then I should envy all members but I don't. It's specifically him. But deep down I don't wish him bad things. Although he's annoying and readings here and there make me wonder if he's really that selfish/manipulative and someone who hurts others or not..

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