mutual canonically-a-genloser tell me all of your randy delusions right now (threat)
ohhhh theres so fucking many this is gonna take me a bit IMMA START WITH AUS
i have multiple of the aforementioned universes in my brain and mostly the only differences between these aus are the amount of children that him and henrik adopted and took from showfall, and sometimes that changes up the timeline in which things happen
i don't have one where it's just sneeg and charlie throughout the entire story even though i Should and it is absolutely something to consider
there is one with rgb and in this one he marries henrik in showfall and charlie and sneeg are the only ones there for the wedding. (the wedding is to me a Canon Event. this is spiderman) now this one has two possible endings that i have considered. either A) randy (and potentially henrik) die hours later and randy later saves ranboo after the box when charlie and sneeg are trying to escape with them or B) randy is revived unbeknownst to charlie and sneeg but they don't find out until after they've been out of showfall for years and randy escapes and finds them
now i have another one where randy and henrik have all five kids (rgb, niki, and hetch) and it's the version of the wedding i described where hetch officiates it but it's not quite as central of a plot point in this one. randy still dies but is reset and hetch, charlie, and sneeg dont know. but in this one they all escape during the end of generation 1. all the show up to the box happens, and randy and henrik manage to save all five and just leave. this one is probably my favorite because of all the dynamics and it's so fun to think about. i could go on and on about how they would all be so fucked up but still so so codependent and despite hating each other sometimes they still care about each other because they're quite literally the only ones in the world who can understand each other and they are so aware of that it makes me crazy and also i just love love love randy being the best girl dad (<- this one is the Fucked Up Showfall version of the delulu cabin au)
okay so moving on from au paragraphs, one thing about randy and ranboo interactions. to me at first he is genuinely pissed at them even though he knows he shouldn't be because they were not in control when they killed his kids. but it's the days when charlie and sneeg hate him for letting them die and watching niki be the only one willing to comfort him is when he starts changing his mind. and then one night ranboo comes up and apologizes to randy for what happened in gen 1 because they know hes upset at them for it and thats when it hits randy like "oh yeah okay im actually Emotionally Attached to this kid now"
also on a more silly note. we've recently brought up henrik being a hairdresser. he probably knows how to do makeup and nails too. i will bet you he taught randy how to paint someone's nails really well and he would do it with niki and ranboo. sometimes charlie and sneeg would probably join in too i think. hetch Might. if there were black
also this has been bouncing around in my brain for a couple of days but sometimes i imagine what if randy could play like four songs on the guitar. he barely knows anything outside of these songs but if someone genuinely asks him to play for them he will. and just imagining these seven people who just escaped showfall and they're in a shitty rv and huddled together because the windows dont close and just. falling asleep to it. im insane sorry
also to me randy drinks insane amounts of coffee. like Insane. its probably the reason hes so anxious half the time (i am Choosing to ignore showfall)
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UWU I'm in the mood for some Raphael talk, I love the headcanon you've talked about in the chat about Raphael tolerating Alec only because he makes his dad happy (which is so damn valid of him), and it's one of my most fave things do you have more slightly silly headcanons about it?
you really want me to be beaten up huh may. you want them to come for me again. you want to ruin my life
okay disclaimer Alec stans pwease dont hate me uwu I'm not saying i hate Alec I'm saying that i dont think Raphael would vibe with him. especially after the whole punch which I'll never get over cuz like i KNOW rationally that alec didnt have the full story and if izzy was hurt and sitting beside a white shadowhunter he would go there and beat them up all the same cuz alec's like this, but I'm still upset eidndidjdid my boy doesnt deserve this okay
anyway with that being said
i dont think its Raphael like, genuinely hating him as much as them having nothing in common besides their mutual love for Magnus and desire to see him happy. so Raphael can tolerate him fine, but he's not exactly dying to be best friends. besides, alec's like, all of the most annoying things about shadowhunters (all serious, never fucking relaxes, must have a weapon close at all times, doesn't understand food, doesn't listen to music, doesnt-) that arent like straight up nazist bigotry. so hes just like. ugh. whatever. I'm here for Magnus. leave pls
i can absolutely see that tbh Raphael just goes to their house and is all like "Alec leave i want to talk to Magnus" and alec's like "this is my house?" and raphael's like "and?" and alec's like "Fine, ill take a walk. Magnus, Raphael is here." but he also kisses Magnus goodbye in front of Raphael because he can, in fact, be an ass
also i know i told u about that already but Raphael lowkey challenges him every time like. he'll come by Magnus' and bring food, and of course theres food for 3 because Raphael is not gonna be that rude and he doesn't want to make Magnus feel like Raphael wants him to choose between Raphael and Alec. Alec makes Magnus happy and Raphael would never want to make Magnus feel like his love or presence in his life is conditional. Plus, he doesn't actually hate him. Just a little.
anyway so he brings the food and he's like (clearly judgemental tone) "i brought hot sauce because i figured Alec doesn't usually eat spicy food" and he's obviously correct, Alec had never eaten anything with season in his life before he met Magnus, much less pepper. he's the kind of ultimate, boss-level gringo who puts salt on his food when he's feeling adventurous
so Raphael sits down and puts the food on his plate and he pours hot sauce into his plate while making unwavering eye contact with Alec (yeah raphael can eat in this because he deserves it and i said so) and it's an obvious challenge and it evidently works because Alec 1- is competitive, and 2- actually wants Raphael's respect because he knows how important he is to Magnus. so he takes the salsa from Raphael and starts pouring it too while maintaining eye contact right back, jaw clenched in challenge, looking all serious and Magnus is like "children, please" and raphael's all like "oh no no no, let him" but Alec considers that a win because Raphael is clearly trying to contain a smile and thats the first step to winning him over
so anyway Alec sweats and grimaces through the whole meal, cuz like, look yes he may have pain tolerance because he's a shadowhunter but he's also the bitch who reacted to taking a sip of beer like someone had farted on his face. he can't hide his reactions for shit, but fuck if he doesn't lick the plate clean (not literally like gross) and doesn't shed a single tear, even as he clearly can't keep his eyes open with the effort
Magnus is like "Alexander, you dont have to do this" and alec's like "(eyes squeezed shut, grimacing, drenched in sweat) do what? this is very good" and Raphael is smiling into his plate even as Magnus shoots him dirty looks
then Alec is like "i won. i ate it all" and Raphael is like "(looking at his red sweaty face and puffy eyes) really?"
also look ill always love the hc that Raphael resents Alec for his height and Alec doesnt even notice. Raphael is not short, god damn it, hes 175! thats TEN whole centimeters above the mexican average! he was the tallest boy in Guadalajara! RAPHAEL IS TALL, OKAY
EXCEPT everyone in the goddamn shadow world is apparently a god damn giant. Its humiliating enough that Magnus is 180. but Magnus is his dad, so whatever. but Alec is FUCKING 190. no one needs that much tall. no one! Raphael went from being the tallest boy in the neighborhood to the shortest, and boy he is so not pleased about it
but Alec has no idea because who cares? (Raphael. Raphael cares. deeply. he cares so much) it's not even good to be that tall, he keeps banging his head on things. so there will be moments like. Raphael is standing in front of the bookshelf, seeming very focused. Alec shrugs, figures he's looking for something, and puts the book he was going to put there up. Raphael shoots him a dirty look that might as well be a stab, and Alec's like ???????? did i disrupt you? sorry? and Raphael just crosses his arms like "you didnt do anything, i dont know what you're talking about"
in reality the shelf was too high up because Magnus adjusted his shelves to his and Alec's height, and Raphael refused to stand on his tiptoes or god forbid, a stool, to grab his book, so he was just glaring at the shelf until the book came to him or something. and when Alec put the book up he was mad cuz Alec could reach it fjdndid
later Alec tells Magnus about it like "i dont get what i did. is he just that private?" and Magnus is like "hmm. i have no idea, darling" but next time Raphael comes, the shelves have been spelled to adjust to the book picker's height
also this always makes me think of that scene in hsm where zeke tries to talk to sharpay and she goes "evaporate, tall person!" and leaves and i love that mental image tbh
also like. eventually Alec apologizes for the punching thing (look. look. Im still salty and Raphael deserves it okay) and Raphael is like. moved because something deep inside of him still believed it was his fault and he was a monster, and it's. nice. and Alec kind of extends his arms and Raphael is like "dont think so" and crosses his arms and Alec kind of very very slowly lifts his arm and pats Raphael's head once and Raphael wants to scream and Alec looks very awkward and sheepish and Magnus bursts out laughing
(Raphael doesnt mind, though, because Magnus is genuinely so happy all day that they had a good interaction. so happy. and Raphael thinks, okay, this is okay. it's good if it makes Magnus happy.)
(Magnus also pats his head and plays with his hair, but its okay because Magnus has always done that and Raphael doesnt mind. only from him though. and raphael's partners. but anyway)
plus whenever Magnus is like, upset, or sick or something, theyre like. an unit. because for all they have no common interests they do think very alike (autistic solidarity i guess) and are very practical when it comes to taking care of others, and they both just. adore Magnus, okay. so Raphael will arrive, make Magnus soup. while he makes soup, Alec stays with him and takes his temperature. once Raphael is back with the soup, Alec goes out to buy medicine, and Raphael stays with him to make him company. and so on. at some point Alec is almost falling asleep by Magnus' side and Raphael taps his shoulder and points to the chair nearby, and Alec nods and dozes off for a while. then its the other way around. Magnus isnt seriously sick, of course, but he doesn't usually get sick so it's an event, plus they're both Like This. and for all the grief they give each other, they trust each other to take care of Magnus. theres no argument about that
(Magnus was resting, but he did see some of these moments, and smiled a bit to himself before dozing off again)
also Raphael and Ragnor gave Alec the ultimate shovel talk (Ragnor doesn't trust anyone after Camille, and while neither do cat and dot, they were more chill), but it lowkey backfired because they were like "if you ever hurt him, we'll remove your kneecaps" and Alec was like "(nodding seriously) thats fair"
also i know we've talked about this already but i also love the idea that Raphael goes to their house and is all absentmindedly like "hm can i have some coffee" and alec's like "sure, ill make it :) you stay here and talk to Magnus" and when Alec comes back he hands Raphael his coffee in a "best. bonus son. ever" mug and then he leans back against the wall, sipping his own coffee from his "world's #1 stepdad" mug that he bought himself, trying to hide his shit eating grin, and Raphael scowls and deliberately holds it so his hand covers the words, and Magnus laughs and his eyes shine as he sips his tea.
(later, Raphael is like. guess me and lightwood have a dynamic now. gross. but he still rolls with it)
in short Raphael and Alec being little shits to each other but still building something of a relationship for Magnus and always taking care of him..... ultimate trope
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I always see you tagging people so I'm curious - Who do you ship your mutuals with? Like any group, do you have ships?
hi sweetie! im sorry this took so long. when this came in, id had a lot of asks recently about shipping things and i just want to stress i am not a ships blog. writing these out also takes a bit of time, because i dont just ship my friends willy nilly lmao i take my time considering who my bffs get to be paired with. but i have some time today and im taking a small break from drafting a thing so. its time to have some fun
when you see me tagging people in pics its usually because im tagging a friend who biases that person. but if it comes to SHIPPING thats whole other story so. off i go! (also im only taking a few of my mutuals, not all because id be here all day)
@daegusoftboys with min yoongi. im not even going to sit here and describe why or how they are perfect for each other because anyone with eyeballs can see they are soulmates. i know precisely no people who love min yoongi as jo loves min yoongi, and he deserves that kind of love. alternatively, yoongi will treat her like the queen she is and holy shit this is the coolest, softest, most beautiful couple on the planet am i meant to ship them with ANYONE ELSE??? i cant wait for the marriage invite tbh
@kpopfanfictrash with park jimin. listen: i know this queen biases and ults the literal soul out of jinyoung, and if they ever got together theyd be the power couple that strikes fear in all those who like...see them, not even cross them. having met shan, IRL shes gorgeous and wonderful and brilliant, and jinyoung is like...God so like...everyone would die (also a leo and a virgo, its a recipe for disaster the signs are RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER YIKES BIKES) BUT SHANNA MARIE AND JIMIN? oh my god, let me tell you how soft this couple would be. jimin would be so unbelievably devoted to shan, like caring and affectionate and gentle and showing her how much he cares even when he cant physically be there, WITHOUT smothering her. and shan would build him up, remind him how valid and important he is, and support him through his low points. shed also feed him really well so like...important.
@kimnamwho with johnny seo. three words: the. best. dates. kim is one of the funniest people i know and johnny is a goofball. i imagine these two would be super amazingly fun together, like That Fun Couple everyone is jealous of who adores one another and also is always talking about how like ‘WOW GUYS, we have to tell you about this excursion we went on last week to the fields of scotland’ and the story ends with johnny going ‘AND THEN we fucked in the quarry’ and you try to figure out how they got from point A to point B but youre laughing so hard you dont care. yeah. thats kim and johnny.
@kollectionn with kim jondae. i get real emo when i think about the couples vibe dae and sunshine would have. theyre so serious and conversely so silly. like sunshine is so dedicated to her work and so is dae. theyre both really focused on their goals and theyd support each other so well like, really encouraging and reminding each other to take breaks. but also dae is so silly! such a goof! and sunshine can be so clumsy that like, the amount of laughing theyd be doing together about themselves, like holy crap. also, sunshines lazy days with dae where he hums during a rainstorm and she writes in his lap. end me.
@the-porcelain-doll-xo with kim namjoon. i shipped them before i met her and now that i have met her i ship this EVEN MORE. listen fal is one of the most beautiful people ive ever seen and joon is one of the most beautiful people ive ever seen = gorgeous kids. but also, fal like...is devoted. i dont just mean like...devoted to a thing because shes committed i mean she pours her soul into things she loves. this is namjoon. literally it. they are the same. and she will take such good care of him when he forgets to take care of himself. and he will make sure she feels like the queen - when he gives her attention, she would be his sole focus and she needs that sometimes. omfg i ship
@queenoftheimpala with jeon jungkook. look i know this is her bias, but you have to listen to me. first of all, shes the only woman i know who willingly, openly, loudly, and proudly wears her love for this guy like a badge of honor on her chest. like, most women my age are like ‘i dont want to love jungkook, i have to resist.’ ali took one look at him LITERALLY ONE LOOK and said ‘i want to ruin his thighs.’ within 3 minutes she was all in. but theres so much more here. kookie is shy around new people and so is ali, so their courting will be long and difficult because both of them are Too Nervous(tm) to do anything about how much they like one another. but once they get there oh my lord. ali is...the most genuine human. like pure goodness and affection inside and out. she would take the best care of him, and he would make sure she is Well Fed because my god the two of them have sex drives that are out of control. theyd be that couple that comes to your dinner party, is SO Cute at dinner, then disappears at dessert for 2 hours only to come back well fucked and sweating like ‘sorry.’ lmao
THOSE ARE ALL MY SHIPS FOR NOW MY FRIEND
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