#also that name is very much an aptonym

[doolallymagpie]

idk, something about darling screams “this man wears sock garters”

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

EPISODE 3 THOUGHTS

what the fuck just happened 

this ep felt a lot shorter; MINER SETBACK indeed

Aubrey was radiating anxiety as he went on going

“I don’t belive in it, but I do I do believe” Aubrey is channeling Poe Party Wells

anyone who knows tarot please analyze the openings; i’m not the first one to spot this but they change per ep

Wallis was there when Ryan’s body was found, so there is a high chance that he knows stuff; he’s very sus

Garmen Patrick Saget = GPS

i kinda want both twins to be correct in their suspicions; i expect they both are, and both suspicions tie together seamlessly

The Dead Canary serves...popcorn???

Jeremiah is a desperate guy

Ryan’s burial request is badass; this is a viking burial right?

I don’t think Jeremiah actually knows what he’s doing; this was obvious in Chapter 2 but I mean

Henry deadass walked out I’m crying

Lesly is so distracted; he at least has the sense to keep checking on Paul and Artie

Rocky, Jewel, and Cliff are a riot

I can’t believe Silas managed to make those three working security

I think Sybilus is the preview guy in Chapter 2 (and Barney in Chapter 1)

That is a weird name

“Silver II”? hmmmmmm

Sybilus is radiating Holy Musical B@man!Two-Face vibes--weird associations with the number 2 on him; is he a number 2 under Silas???

Everyone really thinks Paul and Artie are a couple huh

Silas radiates bastard; it’s oozing out of him

I wonder how much Silas knows; he’s not Miner Mole’s head but a regional manager; he clearly comes from the city so there’s a high chance he has no idea what’s going on

Or he knew what he was getting into? Perhaps Miner Mole had prior history in Connor Creek? Why else would there have been an established Connor Creek branch then? 

“Siri, define aptonym”

hm

it applies to a good number of the folks so far, but not all of them

he probably knows something; he has to be in kahoots with people in power in order to oversee mining operations to begin with

TFCC definitely means something; he wrote down information about a delivery if his speech as Artie entered the room is anything to go by

That delivery also costs $122,123.00

Connor Creek is very small, but big enough for a second bank???

Sybilus is an accountant for Miner Mole, so he could have an idea of any occurring white-collar crimes during the transactions of the Connor Creek branch

Sybilus is so anxious

PAUL

Given Chapter 2′s preview, I wonder when Paul managed to get Miner Mole info from Sybilus

Sybilus may just be not allowed to disclose info but boy he was aware of the controversy; he is a Connor Creek local

I’m honestly surprised Artie managed to be so observant and so discreet in obtaining the information from the above picture

Oh sibling fight?!

People who know tarot what does that mean?!?? how many people are going to die if the whole deck yells death???

The skull also gradually turned into a wolf, which at this point is confirmation of the werewolves thing

This cliffhanger I swear