#amanda watches movies

[daftmooncretin]

me: so apparently all vulcans get mind melded as children and have this weird marriage or death ceremony when their mating season hits and we see this in amok time when spock reveals he has a “wife”?? that he’s like legally bonded to??? and he has to go to vulcan or he’s gonna die of horniness or some shit????

my poor father: ..right

me: but then how did amanda and sarek happen??? surely sarek was vulcan engaged too??? did he ditch it to elope with his girlfriend? if he did why does fanfiction always make out that sarek is really ashamed of spock for ditching his vulcan engagement when he did the same thing! why are vulcans even getting engaged at like eight? thats weird right dad? i just know the divorce rate on vulcan is through the roof.

my poor father: yeah that sounds rough for spock. so did you want milk in your tea or….?

[goofalicousgooberface]

I Like to imagine the reason Amanda has that fuck ass bob in saw x is because John was like “Amanda we need to stay out of public sight, could you just let me do your hair?” And Amanda is like touched by her dad wanting to do it so she lets him and he’s just sitting in his wheelchair fucking up her hair with shaky hands and dull scissors (they were probably used to gauge some guys eye out like twenty minutes ago) Then he pulls out a lil hand held mirror and looks at her with big eyes and asks her if she likes it and she’s looking at it with feigned enthusiasm saying she does even though it looks fucking terrible but John makes a little smile because he’s proud that he made her happy and she’s like on the verge of tears because of it (happy tears bc of him smiling) she doesn’t even care about the atrocious haircut just bc she saw John happy

[gargoyl3city]

im going insane and its all @tiffanyblewss fault

[autismmydearwatson]

Computer show me Mark Hoffmans breasts

[temporaltourguide]

i cropped these pics to make them into discord stickers but ummmmm tumblr can have them too (i really love the crawler, the pig crawler, the crawmler)

[bucklway]

recently traded sawtism for repotism, only to discover that shawnee smith played amber sweet (originally heather sweet) in a short film of repo….

this is huge for fans of bad twisted pictures movies from the early 2000s directed by darren lynn bousman

[dumpstergxrl]

Needle

sawtober day 11

[mrmillipede]

oh yes there will be yuri or whatever jigsaw said

[shittysawtraps]

When I first met one of my friends I mentioned that I liked the movie Saw and their reaction was to gasp and ask if I was the mod of this blog

the opposite situation happened to me recently actually. i teach at an elementary school and i had a girl come up behind me and ask me what my favorite horror movie was, and when i said saw she got very excited and talked about how she loved saw, and chucky, and the shining, and what did i think about saw x, and who my favorite saw character was. and i realized i couldn't tell a fourth grader that i run a blog called "shitty saw traps." it's just. i can't.

[motherdanger]

some lynnmanda and leonmilo tension and bestiesm at the mosh pit

(no time to draw the crowd, use your imagination ty mwa)

[nessberry]

life is so empty I wish I could watch all the Saw movies for the first time again so I could feel something

[gloomylesbian]

she looked insanely gorgeous in scream queens (2008)

[sage-lights]

it’s funny when i remember the smosh cast are serious actors like yesterday i saw the alexa commercial amanda did and that crime show angela did and it’s crazy watching them be serious when i know they make fart jokes every minute and can’t stop roasting each other

[hoss-bonaventure]

i genuinely do not care what anyone says to me, in my mind amanda, mark, and lawrence are all canonically gay. i like this idea of john kramer being like “i must pick out the most nefarious individuals to assist me with my murder traps” and he chooses the gayest people in the town. even funnier if it wasn’t even on purpose and he was just like “really? another one? what are the odds?”

[noirtek]

missing the thrill of the first three months of a fixation

[self-aware-sawtrap]

Saw (2004) // Saw III (2006)

So do y’all ever think about how the last time we see adam & amanda alive outside of a flashback they have their hands outstretched towards the same person just for very different reasons. or is that just me.