#amboolance

[farahsamboolents]

[Image ID: A topographical map of Hawkins from Stranger Things. The main part of town is highlighted in a pinkish red while the outskirts have a pale purple. There are various lakes surrounding the town. /End ID]

(I am going to be working on a more in-depth Image ID, once that is done this post will be edited to include it)

DONE! I made a map of Hawkins with an absurd amount of detail, I really really had fun with it. It is Hopper's map to a tee, although there were some paths that were so pale that I just sort of winged itand hoped for the best. This will also be available in SVG form! Once it like, actually uploads instead of crashing, that is.

Oh, and, if the map doesn't make sense, don't blame me, blame the props department on Stranger Things.

[river-neurodivergent-willow]

I do not like how people now think "becoming" nonspeaking is not rare and will happen if you just unmask or burnout and it is frustrating when people say to me like there is a good chance they will. :(

Most people who "become" (loose the ability to speak fully and cannot speak at all times, even alone for a very long time or forever lots more than a few weeks) ) nonspeaking already have had a history of issues with speech and are normally not LSN first.

It feels upsetting when people talk to me and say about how they might become nonspeaking because they are being burnt out!!! Most of the nonspeaking people I have heard about who have become nonspeaking late in life (age 10+) I have heard through my mum in her parents groups for parents of autistic people, because most do not have the ability like me to communicate online very well.

I could speak before and was not semi verbal but I did have some small speech challenges growing up such as a small speech delay and some words I could not say correctly (for example I said "gymnastics" like "ginastics" and ambulance like "amboolance") and I often spoke extremely loud and could not control how loud I spoke to the point my mum considered I could be hearing impaired. But still it is very rare for someone who could speak as well as I could to completely fully loose the ability to speak. I did not even know that being nonspeaking and "becoming" nonspeaking is a thing when my regression happened!!!!

It just frustrates me because some people treat it like this thing that is very not rare and common and very possible for them even if they have LSN and are fully verbal with no speech issues at all

[h3rmitsunited]

[clockworkcheetah]

still wanna know what interior of the amboolents is

[a-boonormous-tale]

(((Here are all the Boo OCs I drew so far!

I’m gonna post all the relevant art, that I already posted on my main blog here as well, just to keep everything at least a little bit organized! Please consider that most of these are very old!)))

[tagarilaghost]

I thought you might wanna meet 3 OCs of mine? Maybe I‘ll do an ask blog for all my Boo OCs, but I‘m like... not so sure.(Old drawing again)

Anyways, here are their names:

Left top: Boolinda (Pun of Linda)

Right top: Amboolance (Pun of Ambulance)

Middle Bottom: Boolt (Pun of Bolt)

I also got some headcanons for them! (Warning: Murder)

Boolt:

Gender: Male

-He absolutely HATES the living! Every single one of them.

-He ENJOYS killing humans and because of that the King likes his rough and grumpy character.

-Boolt also wears a pistol under that bandana, that he can use perfectly. He's a master of shooting.

-Boolt is one of the closest friends of his majesty and (normally) does everything what King Boo orders without hesitating.

Boolinda:

Gender: Female

-She's by far the kindest Boo in the whole mansion.

-Boolinda normally takes care of the Boo-siblings (she also makes sure that they don't MAKE and GET into trouble)

-She is older than his spookyness-She was the one who looked after King Boo when he was young-> They have a very good relation to each other -> They both describe them as good old friends (King Boo hates it when someone says that Boolinda was some sort of mother for his majesty).

-Boolinda is a very talented fashion designer and was also one in her past life.

-She still organizes all the clothes which lie around in the mansion.

Amboolance:

Gender: Male

-His job in the mansion is... uh... well... as you can see he's a Doctor... He should normally take care of injuries, but Boos don't really get hurt. They're ghosts after all.

-He cares for some injured humans if King Boo orders him to do so.

-Amboolance always carries a first aid kit with him. ALWAYS.

-He knows his majesty quite a long time, but not as long as Boolt and Boolinda do.

[elijahwoodnot]

Todd Brotzman is canonically kind of terrible at driving cause he gets all nervous and jittery behind the wheel (but he always volunteers to drive him and Dirk places cause Dirk’s driving makes him even more nervous)

they end up either walking or relying on Farah to tote them around in her Jeep about 90% of the time 

[karilynch]

The amboolents in Dirk Gently is my religion now. 

[gourmetpanic]

That’s a thought--

What happens when Francis Cardenas - The Boy, Project Moloch, The Reality Editor, the child who could create things in the real world while dreaming -  falls asleep in Wendimoor?

He’s shown to be able to edit the reality of Wendimoor freely while conscious, because Wendimoor was created in a dream and he is now in that dream world as of the end of Season 2 (even though it’s now real and everyone in it is awake) - he’s able to create one last thing (The Amboolents) in the real world, because he’s technically dreaming while in Wendimoor. But do the things he dreams about while asleep in Wendimoor get created? Or would that put him in an Inception scenario of a dream within a dream? 

...Does Francis need to sleep in Wendimoor at all? 

[farahsamboolents]

[image ID: a digital painting of Farah Black from Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency.]

i love her

[hhuta]

Oh my god you watched Dirk gently???? Yes!!! I rarely see people posts about it anymore and it was my favourite show for so long I'm so excited youve watched it!! Please share your thoughts 👀👀👀 I'm a starving man 😔 idk what to ask do I ask about your favourite character?? Your thoughts on the stuff that was gonna happen in s3??? Should I ask if you prefer s1 or s2??? Idk please thoughts

cooonnooorrrrrr u know the showwwww!!!!! aaaa!!

mY THOUGHTS ARE: dirk is my child and i will protect him forever.

literally all i can think about. i got so attached to him, i cant believe theres literally nOTHING ELSE OF HIM FOR ME TO WATCH. LIKE. ITS OVER??????? IM GONNA HAVE TO READ THE BOOKS THAT ARE VERY DIFFERENT FROM THE SHOW TO FILL THE VOID????????????????????? THIS IS WHY I STOPPED WATCHING TV SHOWS I HATE IT HERE

anyways. as u can see hes my fave character by far. i fell in love with him so fast :( hes so funny and dumb but also very smart 😔😔😔 and he suffered so much!!!!!!!!!! oh my god i wanted to fight everyone who was mean to him!!!!!!!!!! i only respect hobbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love him too! i also love estevez and zimmerfield andnnnddd dodontnttt eveeennnn!!! getttt meee stARARTETDDDDD ON THEIIRRRRRR ENEDNDNINGGGSSSSS Because it doesnt exist. i dont acknowledge it. pure bullshit. i was truly close to te a r s during zimmerfield [redacted] scene???? did u??? did u see that shit????? THE TENDERNESS? WHAT THE F U CK WAS THAT ABOUT IM. im ok.

ah i love bart too so i fucking hATED HOW S2 ENDED FOR HER. WHY DIDNT SHE STAY WITH PANTO IN THE FAIRYTALE LAANNDDDDD OH MYGOODDDDDDD their dynamic was so good... and speaking of him, of course i love a gay icon, love his boyfriend too, another dumb gay!!! so many dumb gays. so much representation. im sad we didnt get to see a lot of them. i was so fuckign afraid they were also going to fucking die no i would riot!! i was ready to say "sO GLAD THIS GOT CANCELELDLDLD!!! OF COURSE THE GAYS GOT KILLED !!! NOT EVEN FICTIONAL FICTIONAL GAYS ARE SAFE!!" KJljdslklk i really was prepared for the worse after what happened to my other kings...... ill never get over that

and to be honest i was not vibing with the second season at first (probably, for sure..ly bc of what happened to my kings in s1. all these new characters were being introduced, i felt like pure shit just wanted them back. i couldnt properly enjoy it) also the whole.. fantasy thing.... is not my thing... idk... from the start, when i saw the fucking wand i wanted to scream dlkjas i knew it wasnt going to be for me. but i think it got better as it went on, it just didnt captivate me like the plot from s1. i didnt follow it as well? i enjoyed how i could easily pick up the little clues in s1 but tbh i think that just reflects dirk's state cuz we sorta follow his pov... he was v e r y lost during s2 and that rubbed on me!!! i didnt enJOYYYY ONE BITTT SEEING HIMMM SO FUCKING SAD... he was just sad and freaking out and he just needed a friend >:( and todd ugh he pissed me off a lot of the time dlkajskl........... ill never forget him saying dirk deserved to be alone 🚶‍♂️being a dirkette isnt easy.

but anyways its not like s2 was bad and dumb (im editing this and i just remember them trying to make todd/farah a thing. absolutely loathed that. that was bad and dumb. faratina for the win), the weird stuff did make sense in the end. of course thats what a child would imagine, even the scissors as weapons made sense. aND AMBOOLENTS. IDK IF U REMEMBER THAT BUT GOD IT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH. also suzie was a good villain and tina and hobbs were amazing 🥰aGAIN I WAS SO READY FOR ONE OR BOTH OF THEM TO DIE.... no this fear really ruined things for me lkdjalsk.... oh mona !!! lOVE HER TOO! shes so pretty, first of all. when i saw her glowing eyes in the first ep i was like heyyyy 💕ANyways her character???? like?? so interesting??? not knowing who shes supposed to be?!?!?! i got hooked right awayyyy when she said that

oh my god i wish s3 existed and it was about heeerrrr. mona and dirk would be great besties 😔 and he would finally have his actual detective agency :(((((( but do u mean what i want to happen or this that might have happened? cuz im only looking at dirk/assistent romance lkdjakls mister sir lieutenant assistent was funny and so brave for putting up with friedkin so hes prepared for dirks intelligent dumbness and i want to see dirk happy its a win win. TODD BEING A ROCKSTAR AGAIN YES! all the other stuff yes too except bart teaming up with ken idek why she would do that after he 1. became a dick and 2. betrayed her (PLUS he shot dirk, im resentful, therefore i hate him forever and i dont want bart near him ever again)

sooooooo unfair that the show only has 2 seasons..... its such a rich universe with good characters.... all of them.. amanda and farah got great character development.. i already miss it im so sad..... im strongly considering making a sideblog to reblog stuff..

but what are your thoughtssss? tell me anything !!! do u have a fave episode? since i just finished s2, i remember loving S2xE6. the concert aftermath was really funny also dirk in pink <3

fashion icon <33

[h3rmitsunited]

For posterity, we gotta get to the bottom of the best of season 2 as a whole, so I took the top 5 results from both the pt1 poll and pt2 and they’re facing off here. What moment will emerge victorious?

Check out the finished part 1 and part 2 season 2 polls for all the options that were available.

Also the season 1 brotzly poll is a week long so go vote your fave moment from season 1 if you haven’t already!

[meltedhorror]

I need the amboolance

would an amboolance just make ghost sounds

[misunderstoodclearly]

Why Amboolents?

You might be wondering why i have given myself the title Amboolents uwu

Its a joke from Dirk Gently's Holistic detective agency ;)

(Trust me its so good- omfg. Watch it!!)

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

Where is “National Boss Day” I miss her😤🚑😔

Anonymous: Idk why the amboolance emoji is there... but it’s there so🤷🏼‍♀️ LOL

IT MADE ME CACKLE EJSNWJSJS I’m trying my bEST OKAY IVE BEEN FOCUSED ON DEMON!H AND SIAC I BARELY GET TIME TO BREATHE IM SORRY

[kh3finalmix]

dghda: the universe is falling apart, theres now 6 people in the rowdy 3, amanda just learned to weaponize her disease, ken is leader of blackwing and bart is in custody, friedkin is stuck in the space between universes, dirk and todd now have a car with the word ‘amboolance’ painted across the side, they’ve got a space for the agency and mona is no longer in blackwing! farah is amazing and has gotten what shes always wanted!!!!!

me: :O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seems like a lot of cool stuff is gonna happen next!

the network: no uh, we gotta cancel it sorry