all these brogrammers out here working on AI """art""" are automating the wrong fucking thing
WHEN will we have self-cleaning countertops? Laundry machines where you input dirty clothes and clean, dry, and FOLDED stuff is the output? Scrubbing bubbles but like real actual little bathtub and shower roombas?? Self-cleaning TOILESTS????
all this shit nobody WANTS to do, but everyone HAS to do is what we should be automating!!
The Outsider is freed from the Void, his name the key. The bitter irony is that, now that he is alive, that which was his is lost. Struggling not to fall back into old patterns or be returned to his eternal prison, he drifts, trying to adjust to life and find his own purpose after millennia of being a slave to others' whims. Once he finds his way back to Dunwall, his millennia of knowledge and limitless curiosity help him settle into a new life.
Meanwhile, the Void destabilizes, yearning for the god who was once at its core.
Empress Emily Kaldwin, a reluctant, but benevolent ruler, faces the ongoing fallout of her recent deposition and return, an energy crisis, and now the Void's growing hunger. Her search for a solution brings her to Kendrick's Rare & Used Books, where she meets someone she didn't expect to meet again.
It will take both of them to prevent the Void from swallowing the world and all the stars in the sky.
Roadster: how dare you inconvenience me by putting this accursed plastic lid between me and my peanuts rather than putting them out in the open so the Steller's Jays and squirrels can steal them first