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mountain-in-springtime · 8 months

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seeing josh smoke a cigarette is making me need a cigarette

#and i don't even smoke #mal thoughts #josh <3

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snufkinshat · 2 years

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experiencing thoughts that make me understand why my friends smoke

#snufkin rambles #maybe i should just give in already #i have an urge to smoke more often lately than usually #and i don't even smoke

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lord-of-snrland · 2 months

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If you smoke next to me I should be legally able to commit violent acts against you with no retaliation

#my heart may be black but my lungs are blacker #and I don't even smoke #you don't know the kinds of laws I would pass against smoking in public if I were in power #they would remember me in history #I should refrain from getting political on Tumblr #the maddening™

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hardylettuce · 1 year

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Happy Out of Touch Thursday the 4/20th to all who celebrate!

#Out of Touch Thursday #420memes #the simpsons #I don't even smoke just what are the odds of all three happening at once?#tw drugs

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months

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Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #chilchuck tims #kabru #BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry.#Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong:#“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH.#This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated.#I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them.#Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad.#When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment!#I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug.#Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends)#and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off.#I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi.#obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc #YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him.#I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference

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skullfaggot · 3 months

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buying cigarettes for a cute boy but he's only allowed to smoke one if he performs a depraved act for me

#i don't smoke either which makes it even more fun #you're that addicted that you'd rather do something disgusting than just go out and buy a pack?

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zivazivc · 2 months

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the morning (afternoon?) after this messy stunt. Floyd got off too easy in my opinion, but it's hard for Les to stay mad at him when he makes those sad pouting faces... 🤦

If you think Floyd's being really dumb at the start of this comic before getting a reality check, you have to take into account that he's madly lovesick and was feeling very smug atm; he's also a 15yo pop troll who thinks making out with someone means they're together now; and he assumed Les's sour mood was entirely the result of a nasty hangover...

P.S. They forgot about Hed lol (I almost forgot about him too, drew him just before posting lmao)

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls oc #les #hed #ex bandmates #my art #pop trolls curse in their kid friendly lingo but rock trolls curse normal-style #it's just facts #i don't think les is being honest about how much what floyd pulled really upset him #he is a victim of much abuse growing up and some shit fucks him up more than the regular person #but he also knows floyd had no malicious intent and is just a kid #so he rather bottles it up to not upset both of them even more #amazing coping and communication skills this one 🤙#he is trying his best tho #i can't tell if you guys can tell but he's basking in the sun in that one panel #trolls comic #this was a really fun way to explore les's character and their dynamic #also les and hed's dynamic #trigger warnings:#tw alcohol #tw smoking #les gives life advice then offers cigarettes uwu #also you know this dude's hair smells horrible if he stores cigarettes and koosh in there ksjfbsdkc

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sysig · 5 months

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Puts the “plates” in “Fellplates” (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Hurt Gaster! Do it! Maybe classic will get a shiver down the infiniteness of the multiverse!#I wonder if he'd actually do it to himself or if he'd get it put on him by someone else for the full dramatic twist haha #Who even would? Asgore from sheer force? Alphys?? Idk lol #It's just the irony for me for now ♪#Although to completely cover them there'd have to be four rather than two :0 Hmm #Alphys' gift of fingerless gloves was a lot less invasive hm ♪ But that's part of the fun #I don't mean to keep doing crossovers - quite anyway lol - but hmm could that be 2-P from Fellplates with so much empathy in his eyes?#I guess it's the question of if Monsters Are or if they are Made ♪ Personally I'm partial to the latter but I do still fall into the former #Well either way - the important part is a Papyrus that doesn't like what he sees! He knows how much those hurt first (or 2nd? pfft) hand #And then just some errant thoughts about the Lost Soul head style and Gaster's void scars - give 'em to this version why not #Does any Gaster remain unscathed? Would he even be Gaster in that case? :)#A smile behind the white glow and tired eyes ringed by dark scars ♪ Fellplates is fun because he always looks good when he's suffering #The void smoke is still quite fun to draw hehe

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judgeanon · 6 months

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Y'all have no idea, noooo idea how much I love that an artist as insanely talented as Nikola Čižmešija loves Lady Shiva. I'd commit crimes to get him to draw a story with her.

#Nikola Čižmešija #Nikola Cizmesija #Lady Shiva #DC #Comics #Fanart #I don't even mind the cigarette that much #Because his version of Shiva #DEFINITELY looks like she could use a smoke

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bettyfrommars · 6 months

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The idea of Eddie placing two cigarettes in his plump lips to light them both with his sexy zippo and then passing one to me is in almost every sexual fantasy I have.

#even though I don't smoke #it doesn't matter

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alecz-obssesionz · 1 month

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Hollow smoking a blunt

Let's just say I didn't think Hollow's lack of mouth would let them smoke so I made Grimm help them✌️

#this thing has been sitting in my files for so long #I do have to stuff to post I just didn't like them enough to be posted?#grollow #inboxanswered #troupemaster grimm #thk #pure vessel #modern au #hollow knight modern au ?#don't even know if this is lore canon help #Alecz'Makingz #kinda ashamed of it now #grimm x pure vessel #tw: smoking #tw: drug use

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theaonlax · 2 months

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@deadxyeyes I doodled Rindou😭😭😭 note: sorry for the quality i drew it in a corner of my hw =))

#drawing Rindou keeps me sane during finals #i don't even like smoking why did I draw this...#rindou haitani

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spectres-fulcrum · 3 months

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Half joking but also what was in the air of George Washington's headquarters early September of 1779? And did anyone else notice and have to suffer?

It's a mix of confident shared affection and slightedness and soothed over by a simple letter energy but still close enough on the same wavelength that I'm like yikes I feel for everyone else. Honestly the timing of these two paragraphs are like perfect and makes me wonder if they were talking late at night about negligent "friends." ("Friends" as in lovers.)

(Washington is mortified a few months later to get a letter from Lafayette, whining that he has not gotten a single letter. Every single letter he sends while Lafayette has returned home is misdelievered. Bad luck. Lafayette however is confident in their affections. Honestly their confident adoring energy is everything compared to the longing slightly falling apart energy of Lams. Both are perfection. )

#lams #washette #john laurens #alexander hamilton #george washington #marquis de lafayette #lafayette #amrev #I think washette gets away with so much because they smokescreened their love so much better #and even now we don't look twice into the smoke #although i think LMM unintentionally helped by placing Herc as an easy ship with Laf #And erasing the Laf Gwash friendship

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lunarharp · 4 months

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