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#and Mei would be like so sick of dealing with these other Kage
cezulian · 3 years
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I’m bored lets talk about how in one of the games Mei makes a bunch of Konoha men fight her to see if she might be interested in them but when she beats their asses she becomes disinterested and how two of those men were Kakashi and Gai, the latter of which she was into because she’d heard rumor of him doing battle like a “savage beast” and then lets also talk about how she and Kisame grew up together and how Kisame also tends to gravitate towards very pretty and smart and fiery-in-more-ways-than-one ninja with Kekkei-Genkai, troubled pasts, who are too strong for their own good and personalities for leadership to combat his personality for being a loyal follower
#KisaMei#KisaIta#bc I am never going to stop being OBSESSED with this#girl they had a NASTY BREAKUP I am TELLING YOU#There could have so easily been like any scene with Kisame and Mei in canon#it would be the punniest fight ever and it would level a whole town#or they could have had an interrogation scene#wherein which they keep hinting that they knew one another#but like not subtly#just like ‘well well well you’ve certainly...grown up’#and its kind of flirting but largely hostile#which is just Kiri nin flirting#also Kisame would have just list Itachi he’d be on the rebound#Not that he’d bother her or anything gross he is too polite#and Mei would be like so sick of dealing with these other Kage#putting her down bc they think Akatsuki formed in Kiri when she had NO CONTROL BTW#AND WASN’T EVEN MIZUKAGE YET#she’d be regressing too#just two people who used to date#on opposite sides of the law#both in really bad places looking to make bad and sexy decisions#in an interrogation room#ngl mostly I’d just like to see a conversation go on I didn’t mean like sex-sexy#just one of those things that has like an old friend vibe but also they hate each other#but there’s a little bit of an energy that’s like *sigh* maybe we should have just gotten married and been unhappy haha#kind of defeated and commiserating but like#don’t forget if I see you out on that field I’ll kill you and idk if I’ll feel bad about it at all#and I only have 30 tags available but it’ll be ambiguous and a stark portrait of#what a childhood of being a shinobi in a wartirn country#filled with prejudice does to its people as they become adults
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